a

[Klaatu]

Wow, talk about sequential thread titles, I just saw my thread and [b]Dread Pirate Jimbo[/] "I have the best wife" That is just weird.

[Hamlet]

b

I have absolutely no idea why I'm hitting the submit button.

[Homebrew]

c

'cause it seems like the right thing to do.

[Max Carnage]

d

do you think this will get locked down soon enough?

[Washte]

Eventually

[Rug Burn]

F

This

[AbbySthrnAccent]

Golly! That is a strange sequence.

[roadrunner70]

Hooters

[smaft]

I don't understand- what exactly is this thread about?

[Cartooniverse]

Jumpin' jehosophat, there was a time when Dopers wasted their time on senseless threads and amusing bon mots.

Nice to see that we're back at work, fighting Ignorance at every step !!!!

:D

[Weirddave]

K

Kick ass thread!

[dwc1970]

Lame, if you ask me.

[roadrunner70]

Mots, Bon Mots

didn't he used to be the singer for AC/DC?

[dragongirl]

Now, why did I bother reading this ?

[roadrunner70]

No way...I f*cked up my coding. :smack:

[roadrunner70]

O preview, dragongirl's post wudn't there...

[Washte]

Post happy are we?

[istara]

Quite so.

[Hamlet]

Regret ever starting this.

[AbbySthrnAccent]

Super Silliness!

[Washte]

Surely this should have been closed ages ago?

[Shagnasty]

S hit Happens

[Washte]

Teriffic timing!

[Shagnasty]

Triple Simalpost

[Hamlet]

Unbelievable!

[Toffe]

Verily, 'tis so.

[racer72]

Was my post in time?

[Meatros]

Xerox this, I'm going to pass it out to all of my friends!

[Crusoe]

Y?

[Soup_du_jour]

Y do it! My copier's toner ran out.

[Meatros]

Zeno's arrow can't really kill anyone. Pass it on.

[Hamlet]

1 of these days I'll stop this ridiculousness.

[Cajun Man]

2 little, 2 late.

[dahempfaerie]

[b]3[b] blind mice.................

[CasperQ]

3 blind mice... see how they run the SDMB boards... :D

[dahempfaerie]

oops

[Hamlet]

4 Og's sake, stop it!

[London_Calling]

‘5 Finger Fran’, how my juvenile heart loved you behind the bike sheds...........

[Hamlet]

6, 6, 6! Is that the only thing on your mind London Calling. Pervert!

[London_Calling]

7 letters in 'pervert', an anagram of 'pert' and nothing that makes any sense.

[rjk]

8 days a week I read this board, and I haven't seen anything so silly.

[NinetyWt]

9............. is for Ninety

[mnemosyne]

10-past 3 (EST), its been over 7 hours and this thread is still here?

[rjk]

Jack Sprat could eat no fat...

[magog]

- would be next on a QWERTY keyboard, but symbols are a bit esoteric, don't ya' think?

[Hamlet]

AHA! I bet you thought we couldn't start it again!

[Smeghead]

But we also thought that would be a really stupid idea.

[Hamlet]

Cram it, Bucko!

[dragongirl]

Damn, I should've know not to read this again !

[roadrunner70]

Every rose has its thorn.

[Inky-]

Fake out!

(Bet you thought I was going to use that other 'F' word).

[Soup_du_jour]

Golly, you sure had me fooled!

[aaaaaarrgg]

i believe i can fly....

[Bearflag70]

Originally posted by aaaaaarrgg
i believe i can fly....

Huh?

[Toffe]

I'm just bored.

[rjk]

Jack, I said!

[Hamlet]

Kiss my ass, I heard you the first time.

[gris gris]

lol

[Kat]

My, this is confusing...

[London_Calling]

Nightclub Nora, how I loved you against the back street wall……

[Hamlet]

Oh knock it off, London. I've already warned you once, Mr. Brain in the Gutter.

[London_Calling]

Pardon me for the state of Denmark !

[Cougarfang]

Qwertyuiop!

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

RIGHT! This has gone on too long!

[Rico]

Stifle it!

[Atreyu]

This thread is weird...

[Hamlet]

Understand me when I say this: I just don't know how to stop.

[Tars Tarkas]

Vats of coffee brew in the lobby...

[DLurker]

What?

[Duke]

Xactly. What he said.

[Smeghead]

You know, this is getting really stupid.

[lilbtagna]

Zoinks!

[Jeeves]

Zzzzzz . . . . Huh? Huh? What did you say? I must of dozed off for a moment.

[Homebrew]

Ahhhh.... I'm glad that's over.

[robinc308]

But I'm not sure what to do now that it is over.

[Michael Ellis]

C it out, all of you!

[GusNSpot]

Originally posted by Michael Ellis
C it out, all of you! Damn straight.

[Anahita]

Englebert Humperdink!!!!

[raz]

For cryin' out loud, how many times are we gonna revive this thing?

[Tazma]

Gah... :eek:

[flickerwolf]

How did I get into this thread? How do I get back? I'm lost and confused and scared....

[Smeghead]

I just want to ask the mods to put this thread out of its misery.

[gouda]

Just you try it.....

[Cisco]

Korn was a band in the nineties. They work fast food now.

[twickster]

Look! It's the mundance and pointless thread that would not die!

[Watcher of the Skies]

Find a life, would you please.

[Watcher of the Skies]

My apologies for the last post being out of order.

[Hamlet]

No problem.

[Homebrew]

:wally :p

[Ruby]

OMG. What the hell happened to my O?

:D

[Homebrew]

Quick! Someone sing the alphabet song to me! I seem to have forgotten it.

[Q.E.D.]

Really, this is the most childish thread i've ever seen.

[Scarlett67]

So what? It's fun!

[Gartog]

Starkers, I run through the thread!

[Buck The Diver]

Tease.

[Q.E.D.]

Unbelievable how people can find ways to waste time!

[eirroc]

Very big waste of time.....what else can I say?

[Smeghead]

Wow. Is this thing still going?

[GrandfatherTrout]

Xylophones play in the background as we cheerfully conga-line through the alphabet.

[Ruby]

Zen xylophones zither at the zoo.

Zenough Zeverybody?

[Homebrew]

You skipped "Y"

[Hamlet]

At last, we can get some peace around here.

[Ruby]

Bah, I did that just for you, Homebrew!

:D

[Q.E.D.]

Come on!! How much longer are you people going to kee this up?

[Loneraven]

Don't ask.

[Homebrew]

Even I can't venture a guess.

[twickster]

For crying out loud, what about all those visitors to our fine boards? What will they think of us?

[Kat]

Forever?

[Kat]

Gah! Simulpost. :(

[Q.E.D.]

Hell, I can't believe the mods haven't closed this pointless thread by now!

[Gartog]

I think it's about time this nonsence stopped!

[Fern Forest]

Just a minute Gartog, I wanted I. I wanted to know if this was Klaatu's most successful thread. If so, how interesting.

[clayton_e]

klaatu? Successful post? Ha!

(j/k Klattu)

[Q.E.D.]

Lord, help us. Look at the level to which we have sunk! :(

[rjk]

Mean, Hamlet, you're all just mean! Jack jumps for joy when he gets justice! :p

[Ruby]

Neener neener. We're all mundane and pointless. Wheeeee!

[Cougarfang]

Oh for heaven's sake, this thing is still alive?!

[Miss Magic8ball]

Flowers smell...

[Miss Magic8ball]

F

Its Freezing cold here!

(really, it is...)

[robinc308]

Please someone put us out of our misery

[Diceman]

Quiet! This is fun, in a perverse way :D

[Ruby]

Ruuuuuuuuuubbbbbyyyyyyyyyyy, don't take your love to town! :D

[Flamsterette_X]

Sean wants a hot mama who can bear him thirty children in the next ten years.. impossible, we say! :eek:

F_X

[Girlbysea]

Wait!! You're going to fast.. abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz... whew.. did I get them all... I need to go to bed..

[SnugTheJoiner]

Tut, tut! Looks like rain.

[Homebrew]

Unfortunately, I have not umbrella. Why does this thread amuse me so?

[Q.E.D.]

Vexing how this silly thread will not die! :eek:

[Klaatu]

Wow, I just noticed this thread! Dam, my OP was simply a misadvertant click on the submit button.

This is unreal and kinda cool. I was a bit buzzed at the time, composing a reply to something, screwed up, hit submit and forgot about it. Later I saw my screwup thread listed, but didn't think anything of it

Now I have a 3 page thread, heh. Apologies to anyone who thought I was trying some alphabet thing.

The replies are kickass though! :) You people are awesome!

[Smeghead]

What an odd set of circumstances.

[Klaatu]

Xactly Smeghead

[Tars Tarkas]

Yo yo yo, kickin' it slow!

[JonScribe]

Zero-tolerance isn't practiced enough around here.

[Smeghead]

At last, it's over.





Damn.

[Klaatu]

But it's not over...

Can it be?

Done

[gouda]

Eh?

[Alpha Wolf]

Forbidden is the Canuck.

[II Gyan II]

Grateful is the Yankee

Originally posted by Alpha Wolf

Forbidden is the Canuck.

[Shade]

Honestly! It's just mundane 'n', overly, pointless. Quash request's submitted, to u.

[Duke]

Velly interesting....but stupid!

[Homebrew]

Why am I posting in this again?

[RexDart]

Yikes, this thread is like Sue Grafton getting stuck in a time vortex.

[II Gyan II]

Ze end, in that case.

[swampbear]

A question. Are we through with this thread now?

[Orange Skinner]

But of course.

[Max Carnage]

Correction. We are NOT through.

[Hamlet]

Damn I sorry I checked back into this thread.

[Bearflag70]

Originally posted by Hamlet
Damn I sorry I checked back into this thread.

Everyone makes mistakes.

[Max Carnage]

For what it's worth, Shade skipped 'k' and 'l' in that post up there.

[Homebrew]

Good Grief! We're still at this? I had to post, Hamlet did and he's the only one with more submissions than I in this thread.

[Rico]

Hell, yes!

[UncleBeer]

I think some of you need help with the alphabet.

[Ethilrist]

I want in! Me next! Me next!

[Max Carnage]

I am going to take credit for starting the sequential alphabet posting. Praise (blame) me, dammit!

[Max Carnage]

Just had to post before checking page 4, didn't I.

[Danalan]

Kill this thing, OK?

[Bearflag70]

Originally posted by Danalan
Kill this thing, OK?

Look, no one is making you read this, ya know.

[Sunspace]

Maybe this thing is even voluntary. Although that does not explain the strange compulsion I felt to post here...

[Hamlet]

No way in hell am I posting here again.








Dammit!

[Flamsterette_X]

Oops.. (said while looking at above post)

[twickster]

Please, people. can't we all just get along?

[robinc308]

Really. This is getting silly.

[robinc308]

Silly me, I forgot Q.

[Q.E.D.]

There's really no need to keep this up, is there?

[Smeghead]

Unlike the rest of you, I have better things to do with my time.

[Kat]

Very likely, that's not totally true...

[Ruby]

Well, I, for one, am rather enjoying this mundane and pointless thread.

[Ruby]

oops, was that my out loud voice?

:D

[robinc308]

Xtraordinary, the lengths some people will go to just to keep a thread alive...

[Ruby]

You know, we could easily make a
Zero tolerance policy for this kind of thread.


Ahh, what the hell. I can't seem to help myself.

[Kat]

Basically, I think we're all addicted.

[robinc308]

Can't seem to stop myself

[gouda]

Dis is my third post in the same thread!!

[Smeghead]

Eventually this will spawn a Pit thread.

[Q.E.D.]

Fancy that...this vile thread is still alive!

[Fern Forest]

Give a little bit. Give a little bit of my post for you.

[Cougarfang]

How on earth did this thread avoid lockdown for so long?

[robinc308]

I'm sure I don't know

[AbbySthrnAccent]

Just jiggling the knob to see if the thread will stop running.

[malkavia]

KTHXBYE

[Tars Tarkas]

Lemmings have attacked the city!

[Smeghead]

Maybe we should build a cliff for them to jump off of.

[rjk]

No, let Jack do it. :p

[gouda]

Oh no he won't. I will.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Ruby]

Puhleeze, send help. I've been captured by the thread from hell.

[Q.E.D.]

Please, will some kindly Moderator take pity upon this poor, sick thread and put it out of our misery??

[Ethilrist]

Q.E.D., you're supposed to make some sort of self-effacing remark when you double-post.

[Watcher of the Skies]

Right, right, you're bloody well right, I thought I detected an undercurrent of

Supertramp in this thread.

[Sunspace]

Truthfully?

[Homebrew]

Unless it gets locked, I'll not stop!

[robinc308]

Very hard to resist...

[Cosmopolitan]

Wow...I've been sucked in.... :)

[Tupug Anachi]

Xpected I'd get left with this letter.

[Kat]

X-traordinary staying power here...

[Tupug Anachi]

Yay! I beat Kat.

[Kat]

You stole my letter! ;)

[Kat]

Zarc it all, I give up. :smack:

[Tupug Anachi]

Ah, sorry, Kat.

[Tupug Anachi]

Better go to bed and give Kat a chance. :D

[Kat]

Be not worried. Okay it is. --Yoda Kat

[Kat]

Curses!

[Duke]

Damn, is this thing still going? The hamsters will go on strike again, you know...

[gouda]

Errrm... do we all have nothing better to do?!??! This is turning out to be one of the longest threads I've seen yet!!

[Q.E.D.]

[b]Every time I look at this thread, it's grown!

[Klaatu]

For the love of all that is holy, STOP THE MADNESS......

[lilbtagna]

Gee golly, 5 pages of this?

[Triskadecamus]

Here is an example of too much time, and not enough challenge.

[Alexxandra]

I agree

[Smeghead]

Jeepers! This thread survived the flood?

[Klaatu]

'Kay, even though I accidently started this thread from hell, it's really Hamlet's fault for responding. Really. Blame Hamlet.

Yeah. That's my story and I'm stickin to it.

[Fern Forest]

Let this be a lesson to you. Never overestimate the commitment of "thousands of the smartest, hippest people on the planet, plus a few total dipsticks" to battle ignorance 24/7.

[Raini]

M...make the madness STOP! please?!?!?!

[Klaatu]

Might this be a lesson to everyone. Never underestimate the power of the Submit Button, or the agony of Lack Of Preview.
:)

[The MacDairmuid]

Need ... to resist ... perpetuating ... this ... monstrosity!

[robinc308]

Oh please everyone. Grow up - you don't have to post in this thread. Well, I don't.

Well, maybe I do, but that's not the point.

[JolieRhys]

nightnight

[JolieRhys]

poot..screwed up

[Sock Munkey]

I think this is getting silly, lets keep going =)

[Coileán]

:::Quells the urge to snap at Sock Munkey for skipping a letter::::

[Smeghead]

Really?

Sock Munkey seems to have skipped half the alphabet, backwards.

[Dunmurry]

T

[twickster]

Unbelievably, this is one of the first threads I've checked.

[Tupug Anachi]

Whag!! This is Xactly where I came in!

[Tupug Anachi]

Very sorry for the oops.

[swampbear]

You know you want to post. You cannot resist the urge to post.

[Tupug Anachi]

Zee end! DAMMIT!!!

[twickster]

Aaaaah -- what's up, doc?

[Homebrew]

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy - Benjamin Franklin

[GrandfatherTrout]

Can we go home now?

[Q.E.D.]

[b[D[/b]'oh!! :smack:

[Q.E.D.]

Errrrr.....I really ought to preview.:smack:

[twickster]

Fuggedaboudit!

[Homebrew]

Goodness is the only investment that never fails. - Henry David Thoreau.

[Hamlet]

Homebrew needs a smack upside the head. - Mahatma Ghandi.

[Spit]

I just thought I would stop by and see what's up.

[swampbear]

Just thought how horrible it would be if this thread died now.

[Spit]

Kill it before it spreads!

[swampbear]

heehee I get the l. I just gotta say it.........

lick my balls!

[Tygr]

No way am I saying "Mmmmm..." after swampbear's post.

[Spit]

Nor would I.

[Homebrew]

Ouch! So much for nonviolence.

[Spit]

Pfffft! Two boards at once Homebrew? Isn't that a bit much? Oh wait.....

[Homebrew]

Quite impressive, eh?

[Spit]

Really it is.

[Smeghead]

Shut up, shut up, shut up!!

[Spit]

Tsk tsk...Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

[swampbear]

Unquestionably so, this thread is kinda addicting

[twickster]

Very much so.

[Q.E.D.]

What will it take to get this thread closed??!!

[Fern Forest]

Originally posted by Spit
Kill it before it spreads!

Xeroxing this style over to the pit or GD would result in some very interestingn threads.

[swampbear]

You know you love this thread Q.E.D.. Admit it!