Guys - how do you, uh, whip it out?

[Parallax]

I seem to be a posting maniac today (at least for me) I guess I got over my inhibitions about writing here. Anyways...

I forget the situation exactly (probably has something to do with the total lack of privacy now that we have a kid) but a couple weeks ago my wife asked me about how I get my penis out of my pants in order to go to the bathroom and how I learned to do it that way.

I generally wear briefs so I just open my fly, put my underwear off to the side so things are hanging out a leg hole, and go. I have no recollection of learning how to do this - it was just always that way. It seems that my wife assumed that guys used the little "flaps" in the front of the briefs in order to get everything in the open but I can't remember ever having done that.

So I guess my questions are:

1) Guys - how do you do it? I can imagine three different main techniques:

a) Out the leg hole
b) Out the flaps in the front
c) Pants and underwear down letting it all hang out

These seem biased towards briefs so the boxer wearers out there may have some other insight that I don't have.

2) Guys - do you remember how your were taught to do it?

3) Everyone - if you have a son - how did you teach him to do it? Guys are probably going to teach them whatever they do - but I'm curious what women think about this. How did they get the idea of how it should come out?

A strange topic I realize but isn't that what we are here for? :D

[friedo]

I wear both boxers and briefs (depending on my mood) and use the flaps in front in both cases. Going out the leg hole sounds like a pain, unless you've got a really long and skinny penis.

[YiBaiYuan]

Re: "How do you whip it out?"

Well, I don't know about you, but
I use the string to take it out
and the spoon to put it back.

:)

[Mr. Blue Sky]

Okay, I'll play along:

1. c (I can't imagine doing a or b, but I don't wear boxers)
2. I was taught the a method.
3. N/A. My stepson was already trained by the time I got married.

[bernse]

I have to pull it out of the bottom of my pantleg and stand on one foot with the other foot over the urinal to take a piss.

[Toddly]

Originally posted by bernse
I have to pull it out of the bottom of my pantleg and stand on one foot with the other foot over the urinal to take a piss.

You too. I thought I was the only one.

[Tony Montana]

The now ex once said: "how do you guys do it? , you have to let me watch one of these days"

Hilarious, I guess you'd have to know her..

DAMN I miss her...

[DMark]

I knew a woman who was about to give birth to a boy and was aghast to hear men don't wipe the tip of their penis with toilet paper after urinating.
She thought that was so gross (and the guys in the group who heard this thought that was so funny...)

To answer the somewhat bizarre OP.

Depends on what I am wearing....boxers, gym shorts or nothing.
Also depends if I am at home or at the urinal at the local bar trying to win another bet.

[kanicbird]

leg hole

[Yorikke]

When I'm wearing briefs that fit, over the top. I DON'T actually pull my pants down, I sort of shove my hand down there and pull it all OVER the elastic. This is also how I do it when wearing boxer-briefs (Boxer-style, but form-fitting and made of briefs material).

When wearing briefs which are too loose, I often just pull it out of the leg hole.

hrh

[Incubus]

Geez I must be the only guy here who pulls the front of his briefs down instead of using that y-flap.

I feel like a freak! :(

[Ooner]

Originally posted by Incubus
Geez I must be the only guy here who pulls the front of his briefs down instead of using that y-flap.

I feel like a freak! :(

Don't. I wear boxers, but do the same.

[Giraffe]

Incubus, until this thread, I never really knew why that flap was there in the first place. It's just so much easier pulling down the front than feeding it through the flap.


I feel I should also make some reference to how huge my member is, but I can't think of anything, and the leghole joke has already gone around three times, so I can't steal that and pretend I didn't notice it the first time it was posted. Ah well...

::waves enormous penis in front of monitor::

Nah, that didn't work.

[SnugTheJoiner]

Just like Incubus, I yank down the front of my skivvies and Take It Out, and whiz merrily away, and there you are.

[brad_d]

I pull down the front, too. Seems to be the most efficient way, in my experience.

I tried snaking my member through that serpentine flap on my briefs; while it is possible, it's such a pain that I can't imagine actually doing it on a regular basis.

[Tree Boy]

Originally posted by DMark
I knew a woman who was about to give birth to a boy and was aghast to hear men don't wipe the tip of their penis with toilet paper after urinating.

Actually, I do wipe the tip most of the time. The reason being that I hate that post-piss drip that happens when you walk away. Oh sure, you think you have shaken every lost drop out, but no, there is always some lingering to just ruin your day by dribbling down your leg...

[3trew]

I've experimented over the years, can't remember ever being taught, but I always go back to the Vimy Ridge method: over the top.

The whole leg hole thing is new to me, though, so once I change out of the boxer-briefs I'll give that a shot.

A day is not wasted when you have learned something new.

[Dunderman]

Originally posted by DMark
I knew a woman who was about to give birth to a boy and was aghast to hear men don't wipe the tip of their penis with toilet paper after urinating.
You don't? Yuck. I always do, and I thought not doing so was confined to men called Joe Bob and driving pickup trucks with Confederate flags in the back window.

[Sublight]

I wear boxers and I usually go over the top. Sometimes I use the flap, though. Through the leg is a completely new one on me.

Back when I wore briefs, I never used the front flap. Maybe the briefs I wore were just too tight, but it was just too much trouble to try and hold my pants and both open at the same time. If I just held one flap, the other would push my penis to the side, missing the toilet and possibly soaking myself. If I just pulled my penis through the flaphole and didn't hold anything, the flaps would either pinch off the flow or (more likely), close by themselves and getting me soaked again.

[Sock Munkey]

I go through the leg hole, just figured it out for myself one day. What really bugs me is when I have to go fishing around for the tip becase it gets folded over or shoved off for the side.

[dead0man]

Over the Top for me too. Just easier that way. I wear boxer-briefs.
I don't recall ever actually explaining to me son how to do it. I think its just natural for you to go over the top. There really should be no teaching on how to hold it, that should be instinctual or common sense or something. Now if he dropped EVERYTHING to the floor to go pee, then yeah, some instruction would be in order.

[3trew]

And as you grow more experienced, you can use the OTT method to leave everything hanging freely so you can support yourself against the wall with your left hand and smoke with your right.

This is an advanced maneuver which should not be attempted for the first time while wearing light coloured pants in public.

[blinx]

Originally posted by DMark
I knew a woman who was about to give birth to a boy and was aghast to hear men don't wipe the tip of their penis with toilet paper after urinating.


I wipe too - no matter how much you shake it around there always seem to be a few drops left when you put it back in the pants.

I pull my boxers a bit down btw. never use the flap.

[Gyrate]

First, I look for a ceiling fixture I can hook the block-and-tackle to... ;)

Much like the above comment, I go OTT.

[Washte]

When I toilet trained a couple of little boys, it was OTT rather than through the peep-hole. Heck of a lot easier IMHO.

In case you're interested, it was taught using a pop bottle and demonstrating the proper technique.

[Tristan]

Well, I hardly ever wear underwear. Ever.

However, when I do it's an OTT situation.

Just to keep it alive though, when I'm not, I usually either unzip and pull it out through there or unzip and unbutton and let fly that way.

[HeatMiser]

Through the slot/out the zipper in public places, unbuttoned and over the top in private.

Not sure why I feel the need to make a distinction, as I don't really see myself as a particularly shy guy - I suspect I'd just rather not risk offending anybody else's sense of propriety.

Oh wait, I've got it - I don't want to appear too threatening or take up too much space in public facilities. <Jon Lovitz>Yeah, that's the ticket.</Jon Lovitz>

[flyboy]

Over the top, too, although I may use the hole if I think it's easier because of whatever I'm wearing (many times I'm wearing shirt-stays which make it difficult to hike my shirt out of the way).

I've actually never even heard of nor seen the leg hole routine.

[tanookie]

As the wife in question who asked such a silly question as to inspire the OP :)

I always wondered what the little hole was for... my father (the only male I ever saw pee until being married) always pulled everything down. Then I learned why the hole was there somehow and it seemed like a huge PITA! If that isn't what the flaps are for then what do they do? Allow for extra oxygen? Not in a pair of jeans they don't!

It must be really nice though to not have to take half your clothes off just to pee! This is probably the only instance I would ever have of penis envy ;)

Our daughter for some reason comes tearing into the bathroom the second she hears pee hit the water. I'm hoping this interest will translate into some potty use of her own very soon :)

[Gorgon Heap]

OTT. When I was very young - elementary school, I went through the flap, but as I got older and, well, larger, it started getting to be too much work and more dangerous.

Another interesting thing about women ...

After being together for at least 7 years, my wife came into the bathroom one day as I was sitting on the toilet reading a magazine. She stopped dead in her tracks and gave me a thuroughly disgusted look.

I said, "What?"

She, "Ew! I don't know guys let it hang in the bowl when they went. That's so dirty."

Me, "What else would I do?"

She, "I kinda thought you let it rest on the seat or something."


I, of course, was baffled. Often, when you crap, you have to pee as well. So if I rested my little trooper on the seat while I went, he's be vomiting all over the floor.

I fail to see how this is better than letting him hang in the bowl.

I do have one friend who rests it on the seat, but he's enormously fat and can't do it any other way.

Um, well I guess that's enough outta me!

[Coil]

Over the top (with both boxers and briefs). I usually wipe as well to get rid of those last few drops that wont come out when shaking.

[bayonet1976]

For all the wipers, is it safe to assume you don't use stalls not urinals? Or do you walk from urinal to stall with your johnson hanging out and get a piece of paper? Or do you first get paper at the stall? And by the way, this is certainly a minority behavior, I for one have never seen it.

[auntie em]

Originally posted by Giraffe
I feel I should also make some reference to how huge my member is . . .
Actually, that wouldn't be a bad idea--up until this very thread, I for some reason thought you were a woman! :o :confused: :smack:

As for the OP, I thought this was going to be a thread about whipping it out for sex, not for peeing, so I came in here to share the fact that I once dated a man who made a little "Whshht!" sound effect out loud every time he whipped out his bad boy for booty. :eek::D

[bernse]

Originally posted by Gorgon Heap
After being together for at least 7 years, my wife came into the bathroom one day as I was sitting on the toilet reading a magazine. She stopped dead in her tracks and gave me a thuroughly disgusted look.

Wow. My wife and I have been together for almost 7 years as well, and I have yet to let her in the can when I take a shit.

Maybe I have only another few months to go before we hit that comfort level! ;)

[Spiff]

Me? I don't wear underwear, so I just lift my leg up to the urinal, pull up my pants cuff a little bit and let 'er rip.

Then, I wipe the tip of my schlong with a bit of TP so as not to get any drips on my shoe.

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by blinx
I wipe too - no matter how much you shake it around there always seem to be a few drops left when you put it back in the pants.

Not me, I just jump up and down a few times. :D

[Ethilrist]

I pull down the front, unless I'm wearing a cummerbund, in which case I have to feed it through.

[t-keela]

Why in the hell do you wear underwear? Sounds to me like they just get in the way. Briefs are too tight, at least one's for my waist size.

Boxers under jeans...useless, so fuck that!

At home, 'round the yard..etc. I'll wear boxers ONLY!!! I've been know to throw on a shirt, usually a tank top and sandals. That's it, go wherever dress as such.

Oh, the OP...in jeans, unzip and unleash.
Boxers, mine have a big fly for easy access.

Damn, what a question.

[Max Carnage]

"No matter how you shake and dance
The last drop always falls in your pants."

OTT always when wearing boxer-briefs.
OTT when wearing boxers with button fly.
Thru the flap when wearing boxers with open fly.

I never dab when wearing boxer briefs.
Sometimes dab when wearing boxers.
ALWAYS dab when wearing silk boxers.

[lovejoy]

I completely drop trow and let everyone stare at my ass.

(Okay, I don't but there is always some kid in the restroom at theaters, etc. that is doing so. Once I happened upon a father in the middle of training his son on the nuts and bolts of uninal etiquette. It went like this:

"No, don't completely drop em - don't show people your butt... okay, now go up to it BUT DON'T TOUCH IT (the urinal), it's dirty... okay, LET IT RIP!"

It was a heartwarming episode if I ever saw one.)

And anyone that rests their junk (love that term) on the seat while dooking is setting themselves up for some nastiness; unless the water level in the bowl is really high, or you have a gland problem, you're not touching anything with your wang. The seat, on the other hand, has been streame, splashed and otherwise mucked up.

The only time I wear breifs or boxer-briefs is at the gym, and there and pull down the elastic and let my manhood hang out. Otherwise, I wear boxers (with extra large manhood-holes) and snake it out through my fly for access. With practice, a little luck, and fierce determination, I believe this technique could be utlized by all. As for the snaking it out the leg hole, I must have a huge ding-dong or something, because it would be smashed to a point of no p-ossibility if I tried that route.

[MemoryGongs]

i dont wear underwear at all so i just unzip and let it breathe. im sure this non-skivvie post will be commented on so i have this to say

1. no underwear does not mean i am dirty
2. i do not pee down my leg, unless drinking. i have learned in 30 years that rule about the last drip and stand in front of bowl until bone dry (hehehe pardon the pun)
3. when i wore gotch i would pull down. never used the y-front thing.

[rhinostylee]

I normally whip out my ding-dong leg hole stlye, it's quick as lightning. At times I use the flap (boxers only), and if I'm wearing sweatpants, over the top for sure. I think the over-the-top method results in more pubes on the toilet seat, though.

I only wipe the tip of my penis after I pull the tampon out of my pee-hole. Seriously, are you penis-wipers on the rag? Own your manhood for Christ's sake! Pee drips are what makes you a man!

[Mockingbird]

Well, it's interesting that you use the term whip, because the sound of my dick breaking the sound barrier makes such a large clap of thunder that in a public restroom most people fall to their knees and start praying, thinking that a vengeful god is going to strike them down for not washing their hands before leaving.

[soulmurk]

Hmm, I may be calling my masculinity into question by admitting it, but I've never had a problem with it and I'm sure I'm not the only one: I generally sit down to urinate.

It stems from a weird pet peeve I have about other guys making a racket, even throught he closed door, when they stand and just let loose into the water. I don't find it disgusting or gross, just rude. Frankly, I don't want to hear it, and so I feel obligated to not expose others to the sound. Besides, it's less messy, I never sprinkle on the rim, and there is no way for me to forget to leave the seat down.

If I'm in public or in a less than sanitary environment (you should see some of my friends bathrooms...), I'll stand and use the flap method and do my best to aim at the porcelain rather than the water.

As an aside, I don't understand the men saying that they can't use the flap because of their size. I'm no monster, but neither could I be considered small, and I've never had a problem. Not even while erect. I just can't imagine how it could be a problem, unless one is either freakishly large, or freakishly misshapen. FTR, I mostly wear boxer briefs, though by the time laundry day approaches I'm down to boxers.

[Giraffe]

Originally posted by auntie em
Actually, that wouldn't be a bad idea--up until this very thread, I for some reason thought you were a woman! :o :confused: :smack: Clearly, I need to project a more masculine image. Perhaps I should spit more...

::spits::

[greck]

I can not believe the number of people who go out the leg hole, and who actually use the hole in the underwear.

SICK!

it's sick and it's wrong! :mad:

Over the waistband standing up with bad aim and all is the only way to go

Although I think that there are three situations wherein sitting to pee doesn't make you a girl:

1) you've just been sleeping, you wake up in the middle of the night to piss, you don't want to piss all over the floor or fall and knock your head.
2) you're at someone else's house (like a girl you want to have sex with) and don't want the splashing sounds to turn anyone off.
3) you may or may not have diarrhea

[Dragonblink]

You know ... when I read the thread title, I thought it was one of those clever things where ya title a thread so it sounds like you're talking about something dirty, but you're not. "Nahhh, it couldn't be about that," thought I. "Must be a discussion of how guys take wallets out of their pockets or something like that."

However, it has been quite educational. The flapamajigs on briefs always struck me as a little on the awkward side. Plus, many a time I have polled my male friends as to whether or not they button the button on button-fly boxers.

[fatmac98]

Boxer's only. Zipper only. Pull through the flap. Evacuation. Reverse.

Developed method on my own.

[Weirddave]

OTT, and then I carefully unroll it, because if it slips out of my grip and falls, the water in most urinals is <i>cold</i>, and the bend in the trap in the pipe hurts.

[dorkusmalorkusmafia]

The rare occassion I get down to boxers (they are my emergency underwear) I go through the hole. I unzip (not unbutton) my pants, take out my schlong and balls and let fly.

Normally, I wear briefs. I unzip my pants, pull down the wasteband of my underwear, take out my schlong and balls and let fly.

My bf, only sticks his wee wee out, he never lets his balls dangle when peeing. He also has to hold his PA hole closed and turned slightly to the side so he doesn't get an extra stream.

[Tree Boy]

Originally posted by bayonet1976
For all the wipers, is it safe to assume you don't use stalls not urinals? Or do you walk from urinal to stall with your johnson hanging out and get a piece of paper? Or do you first get paper at the stall? And by the way, this is certainly a minority behavior, I for one have never seen it.

I only do it in the stall (or at home obviously). I never get TP first and then walk over to the urinal as I don't see the point if the stall is open to get TP, you might as well just use it.

And to the other method of sitting down to piss, I only do it at someone elses home (especially if only femalses live there) so as not to offend them by splattering. I don't care about cleaning my bathroom because I know it is my own misfires that I am wiping up, but I sure as Hell wouldn't want to wipe up someone else's.

And to the poster who said, "Be a man...let 'er drip!" Sorry, but leg drip is just one of those things that I can't stand. Makes me feel like I have to take a shower immediately.

[OxyMoron]

1) Depends (http://www.depend.com/).

(sorry)

No, actually, it does. If I'm wearing my usual boxer briefs (grey Old Navy) I walk it through the front door. But the door's weirdly shaped on my Chereskins, so I opt for OTT.

2) No idea.

3) No kids.

[lothos2002]

Originally posted by Giraffe
Clearly, I need to project a more masculine image. Perhaps I should spit more...

::spits::

I thought you were a woman too! Nothing to do with your image or posting style in my case though, it's a language thing. See, in Spanish Giraffe is a female word (La Jirafa), even for male giraffes, so there you go.

Please don't spit, I find that disgusting to no end. :)

[Giraffe]

Originally posted by lothos2002
I thought you were a woman too! Nothing to do with your image or posting style in my case though, it's a language thing. See, in Spanish Giraffe is a female word (La Jirafa), even for male giraffes, so there you go.Egad. It's worse than I thought. Perhaps I'll change my username to Giraffe Cock or something.
Please don't spit, I find that disgusting to no end. :) Fair enough. I'll stick to frequent bouts of withering flatulence to project my masculinity. :D

[t-keela]

Damnit man, don't you know you're supposed to wipe it off (if necessary) on the knee of your pants leg.

Kids...gotta teach'em everything.

[Walloon]

I've never heard of the leg hole thing. It sounds awkward, if not painful. I just pull down the waistband. It's the simplest, quicket method. Clear the way!

Priceguy, never in my life have I seen or heard of a man wiping the tip of his penis with toilet paper after urinating. Where I live, we don't have toilet paper rolls hanging over the urinals, and I don't think the janitors would like to find wads of used TP thrown down next to the urinal mints. Besides, the damnable "last drop" that comes out after you've zipped up isn't going to be fooled by toilet paper.

As for teaching the young ones, I do recall now and then the comical scene of little boys unfamiliar with the use of a urinal standing bareassed with pants and briefs down to their knees.

[Mehitabel]

Giraffe, maybe you should resume using your sig: "A giraffe's tongue is 18 inches long and prehensile", just leave out the first four words.

I must lead a sheltered existence, because the only time I've seen guys pee they've had their back to me. I thought the y-front was what everybody used. I am enlightened and amazed.

And oh yeah, hypnotized by the giant shapes I thought were just palm trees swaying in the breeze. But I'm in NY and it snowed today, so... :eek:

[Walloon]

Originally posted by t-keela
Why in the hell do you wear underwear? Congratulations on your 100% perfect toilet paper and wang shaking technique. I trust you never leave stains on the inside of your nice pairs of pants, or walk out of the men's room with a little wet circle on the front of your crotch.

[Giraffe]

Originally posted by Mehitabel
Giraffe, maybe you should resume using your sig: "A giraffe's tongue is 18 inches long and prehensile", just leave out the first four words.What, and sell myself short?? ;)

[Mehitabel]

Originally posted by Giraffe
What, and sell myself short?? ;)

:rolleyes:

[Evil Captor]

You adjust your pants to go to the bathroom?

:smack:

That explains a lot!

[FranticMad]

Vimy Ridge method.

But more important to me is to feel comfortable. I get social anxiety in public (unless inebriated) and can't pee. Sometimes I use a stall and deliberately make a big splash sound just to let the other alpha males know that there's one mean mutha in the room.

I can't stand it when I'm at a urinal, just starting to go. And some yahoo kinda guy, maybe a work associate who I barely know, swaggers up to the urinal beside me, whips it out, turns to me, looks at me, and starts talking about shiznit. Asking my opinion about stuff. Yak yak yak. My thing just seizes up and stops. No flow.

So I stand there and pretend to pee, pretend to be finished, and get out of there as graciously but as quickly as possible. I sneak back later and use a stall. Where do guys learn this? If you're one of them who does it...BACK OFF BUDDY and SHUT TFUp!

Thanks for the space to rant.

[Q.E.D.]

Anyone else find the idea of pulling Mr. Johnson out of your pants through a hole lined with hundreds of sharp metal teeth to be insane? :eek:

[UncleBill]

If in slacks/jeans/shorts and at a urinal, I undo my belt, unbutton my pants, unzip the fly, the bring it out over the top. I hook the end of the belt on the right outer edge of the urinal to keep it out of the firing line. Afterwards, I shake and pull (gotta enjoy the experience) and then tuck it back into the vault in reverse order from above.

If at a toilet, same process, except for the use of TP to catch the last drops, then if in my home or the home of another, I wipe the rim to remove any splashes, the tuck it all back in.

Bathing suit? Over the top.

[Billdo]

I wear boxers, boxer-briefs, and in laundry crisis, briefs. I snake it out through the fly for each of them. I also just use the fly of my pants, and don't unbutton them.

[Azael]

Over the top...

Unless I'm wearing a shirt that needs to be tucked in as that is really the only case where the extra trouble of going through the zipper and the flap is justified IMO.

[jackelope]

Put my hands on my hips, unzip my fly, and have at it.

[Walloon]

And what do you use to unzip your fly?

[stochastic]

Ya know, this is an activity I do so automatically, with no conscious thought to the procedure, that I couldn't remember exactly how I do it. I had to chug down my beer to generate the need to go, get up from the computer, and walk to the bathroom...only to stand there completely confused. I ended up going over the top, but somehow that just didn't feel right. Hmm...maybe I need more beer and do additional research.

[August]

Over the top.

I nearly always wear briefs. I had boxers once but the seam was right under my balls which caused painful chafing by the end of the day. Going through the hole and zipper to involves a lot more effort.

I always wear underwear:
a) to absorb the odd drop and
b) One time I didn't and had a painful experience with the metal zip on my jeans. :eek: Not as bad as 'There's Something About Mary' but still.. :o

Oh and remember: More than three shakes is a wank. :D ;)

[blowero]

After reading this thread, I think I finally understand why there's always pee on the floor in public men's rooms.:rolleyes:

[raz]

Originally posted by bernse
I have to pull it out of the bottom of my pantleg and stand on one foot with the other foot over the urinal to take a piss.
Okay, lets back this up for one second. I'm confused. Out the leg hole? What if your wearing jeans?

[soulmurk]

roadkiller, I interpret it that bernse would have us believe that he is talking about when he wears jeans.

[The MacDairmuid]

Unzip and unbutton, and pull the pants flaps aside. I want the zipper teeth well out of the way. I don't usually wear underwear, so that's about as complicated as it gets.

However, when it's really cold I do wear long-johns, and then I go through the flap. I believe this is the reason the flap is there in the first place, because I can work it through the flap so that only the tip is exposed to the harsh cold.

[FireWitch]

Jesus, you people will debate about anything. :eek:

[MeanOldLady]

Ha! That makes more than two of us. I too (or three) thought Giraffe was a woman! And as for how I whip it out, I don't. Not since the operation. ;)

Yes, I'm kidding.

[senor]

OK................

I unsnap and unzip my pants. I pull the penis and testicles out, the testicles rest on top of my underwear. I whiz.

If you do not pull the testicles out, there might be restriction in the urine flow which is painful.

Lastly, wives, girlfriends and whatever, do not PINCH (even lightly) while playing with your husbands dick. It hurts. My wife was doing this and I scolded her for this. It wasn't vindictive, just that she is a sexual dumbass. I love her though.

SENOR

SENOR

[Flowerchild]

as a woman, i always figured that in a publice rinal situation, that men would sorta have to use the flap and keep the pants buttoned, but undo the zipper. I figured it was the whole privacy issue.

But I am ignorant in the ways of the mens room.

[bernse]

Originally posted by soulmurk
roadkiller, I interpret it that bernse would have us believe that he is talking about when he wears jeans.

Bingo!

;)

[Dogzilla]

This has been fascinating and educational. I'm wondering about one thing here... What the hell is a "Y front"?

I've heard the term before and I just can't figure out what type of men's underwear would get this label. Disclaimer: I'm a girl, unmarried, no bf or SO, no brothers and no point of reference for this at all. Never even bought any men underwear except for the occasional Valentine's Day silk boxers and I think I did that only once.

::Scampering off to start a thread about how women pee in one-piece bathing suit::

[Rutabegger]

Dogzilla, a y front only applies to briefs. The slit in the front is cleverly designed as a series of overlapping panels - kind of like those rat mazes that researchers use. It was clearly designed by someone without external genitalia, since it's impossible to use and therefore serves no practical purpose.

I'd never heard of the "through the leg hole method", so when I'm wearing briefs it's OTT. This is really a bitch because if I go out through the fly there's a compression factor that makes it somewhat painful, and if I undo my pants they have a tendency to want to fall down around my knees, recreating the young-at-heart look.

This is one of the reasons I usually wear boxers, which are a breeze to navigate. Boxers have what amounts to a front seam (fly) that hasn't been sealed. Zipper down and straight on through the front. Why is there even a debate? :)

[Rutabegger]

Oh, and Flowerchild, in the mens room there is no such thing as privacy.

[Giraffe]

Originally posted by MeanOldLady
Ha! That makes more than two of us. I too (or three) thought Giraffe was a woman!Son of a... That's it, I'm starting a new thread to dicuss this very issue.

[Sock Munkey]

Originally posted by Rutabegger
Dogzilla,
This is one of the reasons I usually wear boxers, which are a breeze to navigate. Boxers have what amounts to a front seam (fly) that hasn't been sealed. Zipper down and straight on through the front. Why is there even a debate? :)

Unless the boxers have a button fly, fallout is a bit of a problem.

[Jake]

I go for the over the top method myself, but be careful the elastic band doesn't slip and slap your boys. That can right smart! :)

[Frank]

Zombie.

Closed.