View Full Version : Threads guaranteed to get a high number of views
02-06-2003, 07:33 PM
* Threads locked by a mod (everyone's curious as to what happened)
* Threads mentioning oral/anal sex or vaginas
* Threads with the f word
* Threads mentioning SUVs
* Threads mercilessy pitting another Doper
Any more? This could be a good guide for people who want to get lots of replies!
02-06-2003, 07:48 PM
Should I mention:
* Abortion Threads
* Joke Threads
* Share Your Story About _____ Threads
02-06-2003, 07:55 PM
I think just about any thread that has to do with sex (including threads with "porn" in the title) will surely get lots of views. We're also quite a scatalogical lot around here as threads relating to pee, poop and farts will also get lots of views.
A thread with a vague title (e.g. "Anyone else have this problem?") will get a lot of hits mainly because people will have to open it to see what it's even about.
02-06-2003, 08:00 PM
Anything involving female teenagers and vibrators.
II Gyan II
02-06-2003, 08:02 PM
Maybe, like this one...judging by the phrasing of the thread subject.
02-06-2003, 08:03 PM
I should add that I mean a high number of view, but not necessarliy a high number of replies.
Good examples so far, and I will add:
* Threads with the words "What if" and "LotR" :)
* Threads with the word "game" in the subject
* Threads with the phrase "I'm so lonely" or "I can't get a girlfriend" :)
* Threads along the lines of "What does xxx look like in your mind?"
02-06-2003, 08:17 PM
Ask a mod to replace the word "threads" in your OP with "tits", and watch what happens.
02-06-2003, 08:20 PM
Mods: Please could you change the title of this thread to:
"Big bouncy boobies guaranteed to get a high number of views"
I really think this reflects the subject matter much more accurately.
Good tip, EVO. :)
02-07-2003, 12:57 AM
Just thought I would add that when I came across this thread, the one directly over it was "Should I have a 3some?"
Hehehehhe..... irony at it's best.
02-07-2003, 01:36 AM
"Pitting Coldfire: what if Frodo have an oral sex threesome with Ryan Liam and Captain Kirk in an SUV with an anti-abortion bumper sticker?"
Give me a break, I'm new here, I'll find a better one later.
02-07-2003, 02:08 AM
One Hit Wonder threads
02-07-2003, 05:01 AM
Threads abut threads guaranteed to get a high number of views. Everybody want to be seen, brutha.
02-07-2003, 06:22 AM
"Is it legal for my teenage twin daughters to do this live on the internet? (with Link)"
02-07-2003, 08:19 AM
Threads started by someone who's just been banned.
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