Threads guaranteed to get a high number of views

[samarm]

* Threads locked by a mod (everyone's curious as to what happened)

* Threads mentioning oral/anal sex or vaginas

* Threads with the f word

* Threads mentioning SUVs

* Threads mercilessy pitting another Doper

Any more? This could be a good guide for people who want to get lots of replies!

[Lissa]

Should I mention:

* Abortion Threads

*Creation/Evolution Threads

* Joke Threads

* Share Your Story About _____ Threads

[dwc1970]

I think just about any thread that has to do with sex (including threads with "porn" in the title) will surely get lots of views. We're also quite a scatalogical lot around here as threads relating to pee, poop and farts will also get lots of views.

A thread with a vague title (e.g. "Anyone else have this problem?") will get a lot of hits mainly because people will have to open it to see what it's even about.

[typhoon]

Anything involving female teenagers and vibrators.

[II Gyan II]

Maybe, like this one...judging by the phrasing of the thread subject.

[samarm]

I should add that I mean a high number of view, but not necessarliy a high number of replies.

Good examples so far, and I will add:

* Threads with the words "What if" and "LotR" :)

* Threads with the word "game" in the subject

* Threads with the phrase "I'm so lonely" or "I can't get a girlfriend" :)

* Threads along the lines of "What does xxx look like in your mind?"

[EVO95]

Ask a mod to replace the word "threads" in your OP with "tits", and watch what happens.

[samarm]

Mods: Please could you change the title of this thread to:

"Big bouncy boobies guaranteed to get a high number of views"

I really think this reflects the subject matter much more accurately.

Good tip, EVO. :)

[Tristan]

Just thought I would add that when I came across this thread, the one directly over it was "Should I have a 3some?"


Hehehehhe..... irony at it's best.

[3trew]

"Pitting Coldfire: what if Frodo have an oral sex threesome with Ryan Liam and Captain Kirk in an SUV with an anti-abortion bumper sticker?"

Give me a break, I'm new here, I'll find a better one later.

[Philosophocles]

One Hit Wonder threads

[Evil Death]

Threads abut threads guaranteed to get a high number of views. Everybody want to be seen, brutha.

[moc.liamtoh@rorrim]

"Is it legal for my teenage twin daughters to do this live on the internet? (with Link)"

[Ethilrist]

Threads started by someone who's just been banned.