Eutychus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Q.E.D.]

Well, you wanted to be pitted (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=164328) so bad, so here it is. Errrrm....I really haven't anything bad to say.....


ummm....



You're a poopyhead!






sorry to be so harsh, there, but you had it coming!.

[Amp]

Yeah, that bastard hasn't been the same since he lost his 55. I guess he lost some of his manhood when he last that and is trying to regain it by being a big poopyhead to posters. May he be uncomfortablely warm in Heck.

[Guinastasia]

Euty is a NaziCommieTM!!!!

:D

[SkipMagic]

I'm just not a big fan of his web site. (http://www.eutychus.com/)

[Esprix]

I read the thread title and thought, "Sparticuuuuuus!" I have no idea why.

Esprix

[Liberal]

Yeah. Damn that son of a bitch. The world would be a lot better off without his incessant goodness, kindness, and desire to heal wounds. Barabas! Barabas!

[elf6c]

That guy couldn't get Pitted if he got caught feeding puppies into a wood chipper. Euty getting Pitted, get serious.

;)

[Michael Ellis]

ELLLLLLLLLLL CIDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

[carrot]

KHAAAAAAAAAANNN!

[Abe Babe]

ROOOOOSBUUUUUUUD!!

[Q.E.D.]

STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!





Wait, what am I doing?? We're supposed to blasting Euty so he can feel good like the other mods!

[Biggirl]

GERANOMOOOOOOO






I pitted Euty (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=158568) once. A more savage attack has never been felt by either man or moderator. There's a difference, you know. Moderators are Uber-men. Even the distaff mods like Tveblen, Gaudere and. . . um. . . Hey! where the women at?

[Tony Montana]

WHYYY ARE WE YEEELLLLINNNGG? oh,ok

SHAAAAAANE COME BAAACK!

[Ethilrist]

SPOOOOOONNNN!!!

take that.

[Max Carnage]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA!

[Tony Montana]

WOOLVERIIIINES!!

[aha]

eutychus shmutychus

[Jester]

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICOLAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[Gorgon Heap]

MANOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

[Q.E.D.]

*sigh* Sorry, Euty I tried.

[Protesilaus]

SKINNNNNERRRRRRRRR!

[Max Carnage]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

[Max Carnage]

damn, I was beaten to that one by caaaaaaarrrrooooooottttt!!

[VunderBob]

BOOOOYAAAAH!

[SylverOne]

AAAADDRIENNNNNNN!!!

[koeeoaddi]

CHIEF!!...McCLOUD!!!

[carrot]

THUNDERCATS: HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[swampbear]

COOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAABUUUUUUUUUNGAAAA!!!!

[Gorgon Heap]

Are you ready to RUUUUUUUMBLLLLLLE?

[Bomzaway]

[Conan O'Brien] BOLTON!! [/Conan O'Brien]

[pravnik]

[also Conan] I am Molelculo...THE MOLECULAR MAAAANN!! [/ also Conan]

[Max Carnage]

[amidst the rubble of LA]
HAAAAAAAMMERRRRRRRRR!!!
[/atroLA]

[Gorgon Heap]

SAAAAMUUURAIIIIIIIII!

[pravnik]

FREEEEEDOOOOOOMMM!!!!!

[Crowbar of Irony +3]

EEELLLLLLLLLLLLENDIIII!!!!!!!

*Oops, I am not Aragorn*

[Giraffe]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[photopat]

I can't believe this one hasn't shown up yet.

GGGOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLL!

[elf6c]

Newman!

[Mac Rame]

"Evening everyone."

"NOOOORRRRRRMMMMMMM!!!!"

[Triskadecamus]

"ELAINE!"

[Biggirl]

SHAROOOOON!!!

[Casey1505]

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMB NUTS?!?!

yeah, it doesn't hold a sound like the other posts, but as long as we're yelling....

[Manatee]

"Luke, I AM your father!"

"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Max Carnage]

"HEEEEEEEEY YOOOOOOOOOU GUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!!!!!!"

[Smashed Ice Cream]

SPOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAAAARDD!!!

[vanilla]

I just stomped on brown-sugar cinnamon pop tarts!!!
So there!!!

[DAVEW0071]

THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT!
THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT!
THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT!

[vivalostwages]

[Tom Hanks]WIIIIILLLLLLLLSOOOOOONNNNNN![Tom Hanks]

[JeffB]

WHATSUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!





I apologize.

[Eutychus]

NOT THE POP-TARTS!!!!

[vanilla]

:p

[Yumanite]

AALAAAAAA PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*poof*

what happened?

[Lucki Chaarms]

Originally posted by koeeoaddi
CHIEF!!...McCLOUD!!!

HUZZAH!!

LC

[Tony Montana]

Lucki Chaaaaarms!

[Tony Montana]

WAAAZZZZUUUUP?









so sorry

[FairyDust]

NORM!

[Q.E.D.]

[Ralph Kramden]
NORTON!!!!!!
[/Ralph Kramden]






If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

[Neurotik]

PYYYYYYYYYYYYYLE!!!

[Sock Munkey]

LUUUUUUUUUCYYYYYYYY you got some splainin' ta do!

[Jervoise]

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE of the Century!

[SparrowHawk]

AAAYOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

for the Elfquest fans

[Casey1505]

The Daytona 272 1/2 marked the start of NASCAR season......

GENTLEMEEEEENNNNNNNN, STAAAAARRRTTT YOURRRRR ENNNNNGINNNNESSSSS!!!!!!

[Max Carnage]

HEEEEY AAAAAAABBOT!!!

[Q.E.D.]

INCOOOOOOOOOOOMMING!!!!

[Yumanite]

CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEMAAN!!

[Esprix]

UP, UP, AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[Darwin's Finch]

AAAKUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

[Frodo]

ATREYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

[Happyjoelucky]

AAAAALLLLLVVIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!

[Max Carnage]

SHORYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKEN!!!!

[BMalion]

"BIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRDMAN!"

[Avarie537]

"HERE HE COMES TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
"MIGHTY MOUSE IS ON HIS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

[St. Urho]

AAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOO!

[BMalion]

"KREEEEE-GAAAAAAH!"

[diku]

For Titans fans...


SAAAACK!!!!!

[swampbear]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

[Mac Rame]

YAAAAA BAAA DAAABBBAAAAA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Mac Rame]

By the powers of Greyskull, I am HEEEEEMAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!

[Mac Rame]

It's moving, it's alive! It's ALIIIIIIIVVVVEEEEE!!!!!!

[BMalion]

[zulu hoard]

UUUSUUUUU-THUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

[/zulu hoard]

[Sir Dirx]

REDWAAAAAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!!

[zoid]

SHOW ME THE MONEY!






















Sorry that's all I got

[Q.E.D.]

If we can keep this up, Eutychus will have the longest Pit thread of any mod! :D

[BMalion]

"YOU SHALL NOT PAAAASSSSS!"

[Max Carnage]

"HOLY SHIT!!! MAN LANDS ON FUCKING MOON!!!"

[diku]

I SAY THEE NAY!!!!!!!!!

[MissTake]

[Rod Roddy Voice]
Euuuuuuuttttttttyyyyyyyyyyy.....

CUH MON DOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN!!
[/Rod Roddy Voice]

[Terminus Est]

PEOPLE! SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEEEOOOOPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!

[Terminus Est]

DAMMIT ALL TO HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

How could I have forgotten this one?

[Michael Ellis]

PIIIGS!! INNN!! SPAAACE!!!

[SuperNova]

EKKI-EKKI-EKKI-PTANG! ZOOM-BOING! Z'NOURRWRINGMM!

[Tarrsk]

BLAM!

DIIIINK!

YOUR MOM!!!
[/bungie]

[Mac Rame]

GIIILLLLIIIIGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!

[Michael Ellis]

MOVIE SIGN!!!!!

[koeeoaddi]

REDRUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tony Montana]

BRAIIIINSS!!

I know your up there 'cause I can smell your BRAAAAAIIIIIN!

every now and then I'll leave that on a friends answering machine

[Menocchio]

HADOKEN!!!

alternately

KAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAMEEEEEEHA!!!!!!!

[Tony Montana]

BUKAAAAAAAKIIIIIII!!!!!








ok, that one was gross

[Sapphire Wolf]

TO INFINITYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDDDDD BEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

[Q.E.D.]

DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR??????

[iampunha]

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!

[Michael Ellis]

KIRSTY!

TIFFANY!

KIRSTY!

TIFFANY!

(and so on)

[Jervoise]

SWEEEEET CAROLIIIINE!

(bwah bwah bwaaaaaah!)

[Crowbar of Irony +3]

ISLIDDURRRRRRRRR!!!!

[vanilla]

Hi!

[JimSox5]

Damn, Euty, how will you ever recover from this savage beating of your ego?


Sorry, I have a sore throat and refuse to make it worse by yelling. I'll be that one hurt, too.

[Menocchio]

SCOOOOOOOOBY DOOOOOBY DOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[MarsDragon]

TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

[LindyHopper]

HULK SMAAAAAAASSSSSHHHHH!!!!

[Esprix]

Janet!
Dr. Scott!
Janet!
Brad!
Rocky!
Ugh!

[Michael Ellis]

TO-GA! TO-GA! TO-GA!

[Michael Ellis]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJIRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

[Esprix]

Ya TOOKEE!

[Dewey Cheatem Undhow]

BY GRAPTHAR'S HAMMER, I WILL AVENGE YOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

Whaddya think -- too obscure?

[Dewey Cheatem Undhow]

Originally posted by Q.E.D.
DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?????? In this vein:

DUUUUUUUUDE!

SWEEEEEEEEET!

[vivalostwages]

I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[LindyHopper]

[Mojo Jojo]

CUUUURRRRSSESSS!

[/MJ]

[Phelan]

[George Costanza]

TWIIIIIIIIIIX!!!!!!!!

[/George Costanza]

[Mearl Dox]

Not in the face! NOT IN THE FAAAACE!

And for the rest of the pathetic otaku geeks out there:
MIAKA!
TAMAHOMEEEE!

[SlickRoenick]

NEXT TIME GADGET. . .NEEEEEEEEXT TIIIIIIIIIIME

[Terminus Est]

OG SMASH!

[Dragonblink]

IF YOU SUH-MELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK ... IS COOKIN'!

Hmm, bakin' brownies

[Michael Ellis]

HELP! HELP! FF-FF-FF-FATHER! FATHER! YOU-SOTHOTH!

[Michael Ellis]

YOG-SOTHOTH EVEN!

[Max Carnage]

LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

[FairyDust]

[The Princess Bride] AS YOU WIIIIISSSSSHHHHH!!!!! *tumbles down the steep hill*[/The Princess Bride]

[LindyHopper]

SNOOOOPY COOOOOME HOOOOOOME!

[Darth Nader]

SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!

[Happyjoelucky]

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLMMAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Michael Ellis]

MEEP-MEEP!!

[Cougarfang]

(Feel proud, Euty. This is my very first intentional Pit post.)

BARUK KHAZAD! KHAZAD AI MENU!!

[Esprix]

Originally posted by vivalostwages
I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

OK, where the hell is this from? It's been driving me batty lately...

Esprix

[Aslan of Narnia]

Why has everybody in this thread gone insane?

[Dewey Cheatem Undhow]

Originally posted by Esprix
OK, where the hell is this from? It's been driving me batty lately... Richard Gere in An Officer and a Gentleman.

[Tony Montana]

KID DYNOOOOOOMIIIIIITE!!

[diku]

37?

[SlickRoenick]

[The Princess Bridge]
THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS IS HERE FOR YOUR SOOOOOOUUUULLLLSSSSSSSS
[/The Princess Bride]

[Max Carnage]

KLATUU...BARADA...NIC(AHERMMMERR)...!!!


All right then...

[Michael Ellis]

IT WAS A FIGURE! IT WENT THROUGH THE WALL!

(Trace that one.)

[diku]

GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!

[Protesilaus]

Originally posted by Dewey Cheatem Undhow
BY GRAPTHAR'S HAMMER, I WILL AVENGE YOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

Whaddya think -- too obscure?
Nah, I think it's fine.

NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!

[Pigs in Space]

Originally posted by Michael Ellis
PIIIGS!! INNN!! SPAAACE!!!

Yes?



been waiting forever for that

[Q.E.D.]

Well, I hope Eutychus is feeling suitably humbled and chastised now. I think we showed him.

Sorry to have been so rough on you, but you did ask for it.

[Michael Ellis]

Originally posted by Pigs in Space
Yes?



been waiting forever for that

Happy to oblige.

[Darth Nader]

A nice wrap-up of this thread might be a loving compilation, of all the audio sources referenced, in one easy-to-find mp3. Maybe not around here, though.

I vote for the dance re-mix version, with extra disco BOOP! BOOP!s...

[Michael Ellis]

TEKE-LI! TEKE-LI!

[BMalion]

one more...


[vaguely-asiatic-villians/pygmies/goons being crushed by boulders/shot/burned-with-molten-lead by "Race" Bannon]
"AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...!"
[/vaguely-asiatic-villians/pygmies/goons being crushed by boulders/shot/burned-with-molten-lead by "Race" Bannon]

[diku]

SONS OF BITCHES! BUMPESES!

[photopat]

HOGAAAAN!

[Max Carnage]

THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOM!!!

[cuauhtemoc]

BANZAAAAAAAI!

[Michael Ellis]

AH! GAMERA!

[Nangleator]

KLATOO... BARADA... uh... NECKTIE!!?

[vanilla]

OG LIKE EUTYCHUS

[psiekier]

C'MON YOU APES! YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER?!?

[cmpalmer]

Piiiiiikkkaaaaa!!!
Squirtle?
Pika Pikachuuuuuuu!
Squirtle squirtle!
Pika?
Squirtle squirtle squirtle

(anyone see this episode?)

[rockle]

Don'tpanicdon'tpanicdon'tpanic!!

[ChordedZither]

eeeeeeeeee. eeeeeeeeeee. cummings

[BMalion]

O.K. is it me or does this thread and this thread (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=165584) seem on the edge of merging and becoming one long, weird, mutant yelling thread?

[Nangleator]

...because that's what you DO at a party!

You DRINK TOO MUCH!
You SMOKE TOO MUCH!
You STAY UP TOO FUCKING LATE!

THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A PARTYYYYYYYY!!!!

[irkenDoom]

I'LLGETYOUBETTEMIDLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!


[Luke Perry]
MY FACE!!! MY VALUABLE FAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!
[/LP]

[FalconFinder]

I've got TWO for you:

SOME-KIND-OF-SECRET-WEAPON-JUST-CAME-OUT-OF-NOWHERE-AND-TOOK-CAPTAIN-BIPTO-TO-HIS-DOOOOOMMM!!!

and

UP AND AT 'EM, ATOM ANT!

[big loser]

Surprised I hadn't seen the following:

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!

[Encinitas]

When come back bring PPPPPPIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!

wankers!

[More Cowbell]

IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!!!!!!

[Happyjoelucky]

HiiOOOOOOOOOO!

[Gelmax]

DON'T KICK THE BABY!

and

OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!
YOU BASTARDS!

[Marvel]

Cambot! Gypsy! Tom Servo!

CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW!!!!

Patty

P.S. Oh, uh, Eutychus' name has too many vowel sounds. SO THERE!

[pravnik]

FLAME ON!!!

closely followed by

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!!!

apologies if already done

[D.E.S.K.Top668]

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!

[IGJoe]

JETSONNNNN!!!!
YOUUUUUURRRRRRRRR FIRRRRRRRRED!!!!!!!!!

[Rhubarb]

WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREEEEEE!!!!

[diku]

Turtle Turtle.

[kniz]

Youse guys stop the piling on.

[Michael Ellis]

I HATES THAT RABBIT!

[tmwster]

[Charlton Heston] It's a madhouse! A MAAAAAAAAAADHOOOOOUUUUUUSE! [/Charlton Heston]

[auRa]

Up. And. At. Zem.

[Moe]

Tom Hanks: What's your name?

Darryl Hannah: It's hard to say in English

Hanks: Well, say it in your language.

Hannah: OK. My name is Eww Ewww WEE EEWWWW #$WWE %%^&^ @#$# EWW &*&^%# !!

well how would you spell it???




Originally posted by Esprix
Janet!
Dr. Scott!
Janet!
Brad!
Rocky!
Ugh!

If I may sneak in a plug here, I've just become the musical director for a production of RHPS that the theatre dept. at my school is putting on. My first musical theatre gig.

OK, back to... what were we d... oh right, flaming Euty (sounds like a popular drink at Cheeks).

[Tristan]

OOOOHHH YYYYEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

also:

Captain.... CAAAAAAAAAAAVEMAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!!!

[Dugrik]

JANE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!!!

[Cerowyn]

Okay, so in this oh-so-intelligent example of an SDMB thread, we have cmpalmer posting for the fourth time since December 1999 (about Pokemon, no less), and Dugrik with his first and only post since registering in July 2001.

Truly, this is the nadir of the SDMB.

(:))

[astro]

It's.......A BRAND NEW CAR!!!!!!!

[Hoopy Frood]

continuing the cartoon theme:

COBRAAAAAAAA!!

and Charleton Heston:

DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELLLLLLLL!!!!!!

[earendel100]

I'm surprised no one has added

HIYO SILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRRR! Away!

[DrClayForrester]

Originally posted by Lucki Chaarms
HUZZAH!!

LC

TRUMMMMMPPPYYY!!! YOU CAN DO STUPID THINGS!!!

DCF

[MissSwish]

MEATLOAF? AAAAGAINNNNN!


My first pit, hope I was too harsh.

[Hoopy Frood]

MARIAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[Little_Bear]

YOU KILLED MY FATHER! PREPARE TO DIE!

[Duke]

POWDERED......TOAST......MAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!

[sjc]

Originally posted by BMalion
O.K. is it me or does this thread and this thread (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=165584) seem on the edge of merging and becoming one long, weird, mutant yelling thread?

Maybe it's the onset of schizophrE-E-E-E-nia.

sorry. unless you are one of the people in my immediate circle you couldn't possibly know what I am referencing. i hope no one beats their head trying to think of the source since there isn't one, except for a comment by an eloquent friend.

[furryman]

[Soothing narrator voice] "Now back to your regualrly schedualed OP [/Soothing voice]
Eutychus you're so uncool you should be a space heater. And... and your names' hard to spell too!.

Oh, and...
I AM MUM-RA: THE EVER LIVING!

[Little_Bear]

I AM NOT AN ANIMMMMMAAAAALLLLL!!!!!

[smegmum V]

YIPPIE KI YEAH MOTHER F******

[pravnik]

I HATE MEESES TO PIECES!!

[MadMax]

AWWWWW CRAAAAPPPP!

[Q.E.D.]

IT'S NO' SCOTCH, IT'S CRRRRRAP!

[diku]

SNUGGLEBUNNIES!!!!
SNUGGLEBUNNIES!!!!
SNUGGLEBUNNIES!!!!
SNUGG---

[Marvel]

SHALOM, MUTHERFUCKERS!

[Michael Ellis]

FECK!

ARSE!

DRINK!

[Kaboodle]

(In tandem) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!! *splash* *splash*[/BCatSDK]

Take that Eucyhtys, err, Eutchylis, ummm, Euthyeas, ahhh, [b]Euty! :D

[Duke]

Originally posted by diku
SNUGGLEBUNNIES!!!!
SNUGGLEBUNNIES!!!!
SNUGGLEBUNNIES!!!!
SNUGG--- That's a 14-letter word you can't use in the Bloom County Picayune, son!

[JimSox5]

Umm. . .this thread is all good and all, even a thread-spotter special. . .but. . .where's Euty??

[DeepPurple]

Hi Uncle Euty! I'm

Scrappy DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[Q.E.D.]

Originally posted by JimSox5
Umm. . .this thread is all good and all, even a thread-spotter special. . .but. . .where's Euty??
Oh, he stopped by earlier, but everyone was shouting strange things at him, and he wandered back out looking dazed and confused. I think he needs a vacation or something. Poor guy.

[Lionors]

Let's not forget...

[Wicked Witch Voice] I'M MELLLTIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGG!
[/Wicked Witch Voice]

[OtakuKitty]

SOOOOOOU EEEN ZAAAAAN!

RAAAAAI KOOOOU ZAAAAAN!

CHOOOOOU RYUUUUU HAAAA!

GAAAN TEESAAAI!

SHIIIIN KUUUU HAAAAAA!

And, for those of you who prefer the American version.....

FLAAARE UP NOOOOOOOW!

THUNDERBOLT CUUUT!

SUPER WAAAVE SMAAASHER!

IRON ROCK CRUSHEEEEEER!

ARROOOOW SHOOOCK WAAAAVE!!

...heh, in all fairness, most of the Japanese attack names are ust as silly when translated....


~Nikki

[OtakuKitty]

Um... JUST as silly. Proofreading is your friend, Nikki....

~Nikki

[koeeoaddi]

PUSH THE BUTTON FRANNNNNNNNNNNNNKKK!!!!!

[DrClayForrester]

I AAAAAAAAMMMMM THE BUTTON!!!

[Moe]

SEDAGIVE?!?!?!

[A wizard song for thee]

BUNNIES!! BUNNIES!!

IT MUST BE BUNNIEEESSSS!!!

Or maybe midgets...

[Arden Ranger]

<Alcade Estaban>

FRUITCAKE!

</Alcade Estaban>

[Michael Ellis]

KILL BOND, NOW!

[Hoopy Frood]

RANDOLPH SCOTT!

[Eutychus52]

Originally posted by SkipMagic
I'm just not a big fan of his web site. (http://www.eutychus.com/)

HEY SkipMagic, that's not his site, it's mine. His site is HERE (http://www.teemings.com/euty)

*I'll just pretend that wasn't a jab at my humble site.*
:dubious:

[Eutychus52]

I hope you're happy now, Q.E.D.

You now have to deal with Eutychi, like one's wasn't enough.
:D

[Eutychus52]

I hope you're happy now, Q.E.D.

You now have to deal with Eutychi - like one wasn't enough.
:D

What? Can't edit my own post? [Deleted: Long rambling RANT]

[Q.E.D.]

Oh no....Og help us!

[Moe]

Oh my, I'm seeing double: 4 Eutychus's!!!

[Baker]

RAMMING SPEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!

[Michael Ellis]

PUT ZE CANDLE BACK!

[DrClayForrester]

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion fits?

PUTTTTTTTTTIN' ON THE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

DCF

[DynoSaur]

THAT'S THE FACT, JACK!

NOBODY STEPS ON A CHURCH IN MY TOWN!

IT'S IN THE HOLE! IT'S IN THE HOLE!

a Bill Murray Trifecta. Sweet.

[Darth Nader]

FIRE BAD!

[Eutychus]

I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!!!!!!

[SkipMagic]

Originally posted by Eutychus52
HEY SkipMagic, that's not his site, it's mine. His site is HERE (http://www.teemings.com/euty)

*I'll just pretend that wasn't a jab at my humble site.*
:dubious:

Hell, I knew that if I insulted another Christian-tinged web site that God would send a plague of one Christian down on me. And yet I did it anyway! When will I ever learn? ;)

Welcome to Dopeville, Eutychus52!

Besides, I'm not sure I like Euty's real web site, either. I mean, if you look at the top of it, you'll see an animated GIF with Unca Cecil obviously groping the dunce's breasts on the way up to smack him. For some reason that leaves me with an uncomfortable tingling sensation (not unlike the one I got the first time I watched "KIDS Incorporated" when I was 12) that I'm not ready to deal with yet. :eek:

[Eutychus52]

SkipMagic, never underestimate the power of your words. You should see the spike in traffic to my site since your post. I just had to see why.

You should have used http://www.Eutychus.org. Mine is quite "tame" in comparison.

[Michael Ellis]

IT'S THE LEGENDARY BLACK BEAST OF AAAGH!

[DrClayForrester]

RUNNNNNN AWAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!

DCF

[Michael Ellis]

LISTEN UP YOU PRIMATIVE SCREWHEADS, THIS IS BY BOOOM-STICK!!

[Lord Ashtar]

I FEEL THE NEED...

THE NEED FOR SPEED!

[Michael Ellis]

HI-KEEBA!

[Flowerchild]

Hmmmm?



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and maybe, just to add some more hyper...


HHHHHHHIIIIIIIIII OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

[Darth Nader]

FEED ME!

Feed me aaaaalll night long!