Confession: I'm a boob appreciator

[Anahita]

Let me start off by saying that I mean no offense to anyone of any gender or sexual preference, I'm just very giddy right now, so I'll say it.

I'm a straight woman (well, at least I play one on TV) and I like boobs.

Boobs Boobs Boobs

I like 'em. I find myself noticing women's breasts and trying not to stare. I'm quite particular in the ones I like (larger rather than smaller, and not niggly) and I tend to find them hard to ignore when they're out on display in public, in films or even in adult entertainment.

I'm 34 now and only in the past few years have I noticed that I have this particular attraction to boobs. I'm married and am not a 'swinger' or polyamourous so the chances that I'll ever actually see or touch a real live boob are slim to none.

The thing is this: I'm not at all interested in seeing, touching, kissing or otherwise exploring female down-theres. I call them noo noos. I find them mostly pretty icky and don't derive any pleasure out of thinking of them or seeing them.

Noo noos are of no interest to me what-so-ever. I am purely a boob appreciator.


BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS

[Tiburon]

AMEN, Sister.

Nothing makes the Tibby happier than boobies in her face.

However, unlike Ana, I'm all about the noo noos, too.

Tibs.

[Tir Tinuviel]

*Is now taking bets on how long before Kwyjibo finds this thread...*

:D

[Francesca]

I also like boobs. I like mine. I like other people's. I think they're good. Boobs.

[Astroboy14]

I agree! Mmmmmmm! Boobies!

But I must heartily disagree with your stance on Noo Noos... I never met a Noo Noo that I didn't want to get to know better! ;)

[Searching For Truth]

I'm glad I'm not the only straight gal out there who appreciates breasts. I'm rather fond of my own in particular. :D

[racinchikki]

Tittums are swell. And I'm straight and non-noo noo-appreciative, too.

[Anahita]

Nice to see I'm in good company!

Now---isn't it funny how this post has about 85 hits in about 10 minutes and only a handful of responses.

Must be a lot of noo noo lovers out there!

[Anahita]

For future reference,

'noo noo' is pronounced "new new" and is shorted, affectionately as 'noonie' or 'newnie' if you prefer phonetics.

Not that I do.

Prefer noo noos I mean. Or 'new news.'

BOOBS!

[butter pie]

I like them too. I like drawing them, and painting them. I like wearing things that look good with mine. I like looking at them on others.

I like sticking mine in other people's faces... :D

[Jessity]

Boobies are nice - wonderful, in fact. I don't really dig the noo-noo, but boobies. . . Yay boobs!

[Anahita]

Wooooo! Two more!

[iampunha]

Boobs.

[omni-not]

Well...I'm a guy. But like most guys, I'm a boob lover. Unlike Anahita, though, I'm more of a petite boob lover AND am both a yess-yess and a noo-noo aficionado.

BOOBS RULE!

and the naturaler the better!:D

[samarm]

Originally posted by jinwicked
I like sticking mine in other people's faces... :D
Your own, or other peoples?

Seriously though, if more gals adopted this attitude then the world would be a happier place. :)

[Kal]

All hail Boobage!

[samarm]

Aaargh my last post didn't make sense... !

Anyway: Kneel before the boob. Worship the boob. Boob power!

[beagledave]

I just wonder why women ever leave the house.

....cus if I had factory installed ta-tas.....

[Doomtrain]

Boooooooooooooob operator...

[Tansu]

I like breasts. Mine have shrunk slightly, but not too much. So that's alright then.

[Kal]

Originally posted by Tansu
I like breasts. Mine have shrunk slightly, but not too much. So that's alright then. Did you not bother to read the label? You are not meant to boil wash them!

[Lord Ashtar]

Originally posted by jinwicked
I like sticking mine in other people's faces... :D

Damn, and I don't live anywhere near Houston.

Sigh...

[Ruby]

Boobs have always been my favorite part of the female anatomy, too. I never considered it weird for a straight gal to appreciate another gal's boobs. I mean, really!

[alice_in_wonderland]

Yah - I dig the boobs. My friend got implants and she let me feel one once. In a clinical as opposed to sexy sort of way. It was sort of... odd.

As to "Hoo Haws" (Noo Noos) yah, I'll take a big pass too.

I'm much more of a penis appreciator.

[Daniel]

Boobs rock! :D

[caveman]

Ahh, boobies...big, small, perky, saggy, home-grown or store-bought... *sigh*

[Daniel]

Boobs rock! :D

[BuckleberryFerry]

Is the theme song for this thread "Titty titty bang bang?"

[samarm]

That's strange, I've got a video with that name. I don't think it's got anything to do with flying cars though...

[Contrary]

I do like my tahtahs. I like others as well, but hey I've always got mine.

[Stonebow]

I have to admit that i really was not much of a 'boob' man until i met my wife. She showed me the light...when she showed me her 36DDs. very full, ripe, and wonderful...dynamite in a tight dress or in nothing at all. all natural goodness.

yowza.

pardon me for a moment. *off to find his wife*



-stonebow, husband to FaerieBeth

[Anonymous Coward]

I'm a big-time booby fan too, but the only real-life boobage I have ever seen has been my wife's.

I'm booby-repressed.

[Simbelmyne]

She?s got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.
~Firesign Theater

Cleavage is a sure sign that the Goddess loves us and wants us to be happy.

[hardygrrl]

They're lovely and so are asses. Nothing like a rounded, ripe pair of breastages or bum.

[vix]

I've recently taken to flashing my ta-tas at people in public. Don't know why, exactly. I must say, no one seems to mind.

:D

[RTFirefly]

Originally posted by vix
I've recently taken to flashing my ta-tas at people in public. Don't know why, exactly. I must say, no one seems to mind.

:D Go ahead, I can take it.... :D

[I can't believe that's butter!]

Originally posted by jinwicked
I like [boobs] too. I like drawing them, and painting them.emphasis mine.

Directly or on canvas? :D

[matt_mcl]

I have a certain fascination for boobs, though I wouldn't want to get seriously involved with any. It's much like I feel about the Catholic Church.

[butter pie]

Originally posted by Joe K
Directly or on canvas? :D

Usually on canvas, though lately I've been toying with the idea of painting f-holes on my stomach and doing some poses as a musical instrument, and that would probably involve painting my own boobs the same colour as the rest of me.

'Course I need to find an assistant for that project.

[sperfur]

I like legs. Certain women in certain short skirts just make me think 'WOW!' 'Course its probably 'cuz I'm jealous...:( :D

[JimSox5]

I love boobs. Boobs are right. Boobs are good. Boobs are. . .well, I'm starting to run out of adjectives. But I'm a fan.

[Tuckerfan]

Originally posted by jinwicked
Usually on canvas, though lately I've been toying with the idea of painting f-holes on my stomach and doing some poses as a musical instrument, and that would probably involve painting my own boobs the same colour as the rest of me.

'Course I need to find an assistant for that project. Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!:D

Oh wait, you probably shouldn't, unless you want to find out why I've been called "Old Shaky Hands." ;)

[Hermann Cheruscan]

I love the skinny ones that sort of hang down and then curve up at the ends like bananas! Whooo Hooooh!!!!!!


Oh Yeah! Those ones with the soft skin and the large nips that hang down in my face like tempting grapes before a starving mans visage! Ohhhhhh Babeeeeeeyyyy!

[Smeghead]

LINK???

[JavaMaven1]

Oh yes, boobs are glorious things. It's truly one of my favorite things about going to Renaissance Faires: all that beautiful cleavage. Plus, I get plenty of chances to show my cleavage off to its fullest extent, too.

[Dread Pirate Jimbo]

I have learned that being married means having nearly unlimited access to boobs on a regular basis. Hooray!

[sunstone]

I like them all. But I wonder... since so many of the female posters show an appreciation of breasts, do any of you ladies ever find that other women are talking to your chests?

If women look at other women's chests, does that mean I don't have to fight the impluse to "glance down" and will also be able to escape the label of "pig" (I'm kidding here, but it does raise an interesting question)

[Contrary]

Nope. Only men talk to my girls.

[Sock Munkey]

As I said once before with regard to the SDMB, I have truly found my people.

[clayton_e]

Another vote for boobs being cool.

:D

[Tiburon]

Time for me to bust out my nationwide-breast-touching plan called:

MANIFEST BREASTINY

I want to touch breasts in either every state (different girls in each state) or touch breasts from every state (girls from different parts of the country).

Won't you please contribute to the cause?

-Tibs.

p.s. thank yous to Hama who named my plan! Now won't you contribute, Hama?

[Hamadryad]

Now you KNOW you can touch Virginia boobs. Sheeeeeeesh. You'll have to figure out the other 49 states on your own. And are you including Puerto Rico, the US Virgin Islands, etc.?

[Tiburon]

Puerto Rico is a big yes. Same to the Virgin Islands. I mean, I'm not stupid!

[Already in Use]

I bet the hits to jinwicked.com are skyrocketing... of course, the only relevant pictures I've seen there were of Bea Arthur, and they're long gone (I think).

[Searching For Truth]

Originally posted by Anahita
Now---isn't it funny how this post has about 85 hits in about 10 minutes and only a handful of responses.


Only a handful? ::hurt face::

They always told me a handful was plenty!

[JRDelirious]

Boobs, boobs, boobs -- and tetas.

Oh, yes, the appreciation thereof is something that must transcend sex and gender-role barriers.

Fanatical adoration, well, that's for some of us :D (my excuse is I was a bottle-fed baby and am trying to make up for it...)

[caveman]

Moreover, bare boobies are a cornerstone of modern Western civilization! In almost every depiction, except for the oddly prudish one we got from the French that one time, Liberty is a woman with bare boobies. Even on money! As is Justice, to Ashcroft's chagrin. I think it's time to get the gals together and head to Nawlins for a taping of Personified Ideals Gone Wild...

[Simbelmyne]

I wish to point out that the phrase "colder than a witch's tit" is not a politically correct term. It debases Witches and their breasts, which are considered sacred; and in fact all of the Witch's tit's that I have encountered have been warm, friendly, and playful.

[RTFirefly]

Originally posted by caveman
Liberty is a woman with bare boobies. Even on money! As is Justice, to Ashcroft's chagrin. Liberty and Justice for all, by gawd!! :D

[Avarie537]

Another boobie appreciator here. Mine are rather nice, if I do say so myself. I just bought a new bra over the weekend, and I'm up to a 38D (I've gained 10 pounds in a year). Yikes!! They used to be "torpedo tits" or "cone boobies," but they've lost some of their perkiness (I'm 22).

On occasion, I like to visit Brad's Gold Club (with friends and husband) on the west side of town. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Boobies in face. It only takes $1 to get that thrill. And they always smell so nice. I'm not a huge fan of fake ones, though. I like 'em soft and natural, but not too big and floppy. And for an added bonus, my husband gets one helluva thrill from seeing me with my face buried in some mammaries. We usually have some pretty hot sex when we get home from Brad's.

I've never done anything with them, but I don't think it would take much convincing for me to try. (I'm just a curious gal, ya know?)




On second thought, let's be honest...I'd be a lesbian if I didn't love dick so much!! :eek:

[Kn*ckers]

Well, hot damn - I'm not the only straight woman that likes breasts! In fact, I'm not even CLOSE to the only one. Hooray for boobs!

I have to say, I'm rather indifferent to my own (familiarity breeds contempt, after all... or at least boredom), but I'm most appreciative of the boobicological appendages of my fellow females.

And someone mentioned legs... Oh, how I like long, elegant legs. Oh, how I wish I had some. Though they'd look funny on my short little body, I guess.

[Velma]

I like them too, but I like the shape of a woman's body in general. I like the curviness of it, especially the line starting from a woman's shoulder, down her back, over her ass. I'm fond of photographs or lnear drawings that show a woman from the back or side that show off the curves of her body.

Yes, I'm a straight woman. But I appreciate why men are turned on so visually, heck, I like to look at women's bodies, too.

[The Tof]

yeah boobies! YEEEAH!

OK, I really have a fine appreciation of the full female form.

I only wish I could exhibit my appreciation for without being considered a pervert.

[chattywine]

People talking to my 'girls' always amuses me.
If only I could get 'em to talk back..now that'd be somethin'...
And for Maude's sake......"(larger rather than smaller, and not niggly)"....
what is niggly?

All Hail the Bodacious TaTa's!

[Lynne_kilii]

I love boobies. I love all different sizes. It's prolly cause I'm bi. And jealous major. My poor small girlies. Ah well, actually, no complaints yet, and plenty of compliments from the more than a handful is a waste peoples... mmmmmm boobies.

[Kallessa]

Someone mentioned ass a while ago. See now, boobs don't do anything for me, but a nice ass. . . mmmmmmmmm. Part jealousy, part wanna touch, all nicey-nice to look at walking away. I occasionally notice another woman's breast--but it's a coveteous type of thing--I see someone who has the size boobs I want (smaller than I have, but not really small) and I want them on me.

[RawkStah]

Nothing new to add. Saying that "Boobs are fantastic!" would just be preaching to the choir here. I like them all. 'Specially the small kind. I don't like the REALLY big kind. You know -- the kind that require reduction surgery.

Also, I have no problem with the term "boob". Even though Tracy Morgan says that a boob is the retarded kid in the neighborhood, boob is just fine. So are tit (yeah... 'specially that one... it's NAUGHTY!), girls, bewbies and sweater puppies. Hooters has been done to death.

Go BOOBS!

[petcat]

Like a traveler in the desert, staring up at the stars
I long to hold breasts again
but the memory runs through my fingers like sand

My eyes grow weary, my resolve wavers
untouchable mirages of faraway flesh
at a resolution of seventy two dots per inch

Will I never again bath in the cool waters of the oasis?

[Astroboy14]

Reading this thread is bringing me down.

My own personal boobies are still on the other side of the planet, and won't be here until Astrogirl brings them in a few weeks... :(

INS (or whatever you are calling yourself these days), I curse thee and thy slowness!

[gouda]

[Homer Simpson voice]

Mmmmm, boobs

[/Homer Simpson voice]

[Cartooniverse]

Why, Astroboy, you don't have to wait you know. She can send them on ahead of her.





Surely you've heard of..........................................









Federal Exbreast ?????

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D







This is my 3,000th post and I cannot imagine a more pluperfect Straight Dope post than this !!!!

;)

Cartooniverse, still amusing himself after all these years.....

[Cosmopolitan]

Boobies = fabu.

[Mooney252]

My neighbor's a boob. Who wants him?

[CrankyAsAnOldMan]

I love breasts, too. I find them so beautiful, and think that the curves of a female body--whatever size--are one of the most alluring things in nature. I bought a necklace that had a tiny vintage photo of a nude woman two summers ago, just to celebrate my new-found appreciation for the female body.

I do think that having a baby, especially breastfeeding, enhanced my appreciation of the female body and of breasts. I guess it added a dimension to the beauty, realizing how miraculous and amazing a body can be in creating and nurturing another life. I mean, WOW!

[Reckless Humor]

I, too, heartily appreciate the boob. My friends and I, as most men do, have a code-language for assessing the shock-value of a woman's breasts. We refer to her presentation in firearm lingo, often calling them "guns". Normally, a good showing warrants a ".45 calibres, coming this way". However, if a woman is in full breast-regalia, with ultra support and much cleavage, she might get the coveted, "Oh my God, the U.S.S. Lexington's anti-aircraft batteries are walking right towards us!"

No offense or degradation meant. We just REALLY appreciate the generous showing of breasts.

[Gr8Kat]

Boobies!!

I told Joel I wasn't strange!

I think everyone likes boobs, whether they admit it or not.

[BassBoneMystic]

Of course women like looking at breasts - why else would there be all of that décolletage display on the cover of Cosmo.

[NurseCarmen]

I like small boobies. Fake boobs scare me. I was always an outcast in the wandering male packs.....Duuuuude, look at those huuuuge tits (elbows me).....(I reply) ya, ya, ya. but wouldja look at those B cups over there? hubba hubba.

[SciFiSam]

Oh, it's good to see that straight women like boobs too! I'm a gay woman and was starting to get a bit worried by my love of boobs, big full round ones in particular. I check women's boobs out on the train if I'm bored (mind you, I check out all their other body parts too), I like pictures of boobs, and when confronted with a particularly good pair I find it difficult to remember they're attached to a person. It's terrible - I'm like a straight man!

It's a fun word though. Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs.

And while I love noo-noos, that word just makes me think of the thing from the Teletubbies that goes around sucking everything up. IME with noo-noos, it's usually the other way round...

[Badge]

Once again, I love the SDMB women!

A couple of questions: for the married female boob lovers, do you share your fascination with your husbands? I would love it if I could discuss beautiful breasts with my wife (hell, I'm not even allowed to appreciate hers).

And how about those nipples?? Does anyone else love the sight of erect nipple standing up and saying "Hi!"?

[gouda]

Now you're talking!!

[Satisfying Andy Licious]

Everyone so far has said they're for breasts.
I like to be contrarian.
So I guess that means I'd like to be against breasts.















:D

[Already in Use]

I try to stay abreast of them.

[Ethilrist]

Originally posted by jinwicked
Usually on canvas, though lately I've been toying with the idea of painting f-holes on my stomach and doing some poses as a musical instrument, and that would probably involve painting my own boobs the same colour as the rest of me.
:confused:
Aren't they already?
:D

[lilbtagna]

I think the female body as a whole is beautiful. I'm straight and I enjoy seeing toned, strong muscles on men, but there aren't any curves to appreciate!

Hey Badge, I'm not married, but my boyfriend of over 2 years and I have no problem discussing breasts. In fact, I'm often the one who brings up the subject if we're watching TV and see a woman with cleavage showing.

[Astroboy14]

Originally posted by Cartooniverse
Why, Astroboy, you don't have to wait you know. She can send them on ahead of her.





Surely you've heard of..........................................









Federal Exbreast ?????

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D







This is my 3,000th post and I cannot imagine a more pluperfect Straight Dope post than this !!!!

;)

Cartooniverse, still amusing himself after all these years.....

I must pause, and ponder the brilliance of this 3000th post. Happy 3000 Cartoon!

[Ranger]

Well, bust me in the face, I like boobs too.

Unless they've been elected to high public office.

So, where are the links to the jpgs of you ladies with your girls on display?

Don't look at me like that... you know someone was going to ask.

[Ruby]

Originally posted by Badge
Once again, I love the SDMB women!

A couple of questions: for the married female boob lovers, do you share your fascination with your husbands? I would love it if I could discuss beautiful breasts with my wife (hell, I'm not even allowed to appreciate hers).

And how about those nipples?? Does anyone else love the sight of erect nipple standing up and saying "Hi!"?

Sure, Badge. Mr. Ruby and I have discussed all varieties of boobage when it's appropriate. Some times we even ponder if they are natural, store bought, or WonderBra enhanced.

Nipples = good, too!

[Kwyjibo]

Oh! I missed this! How can that be!!!

I can't miss a thread on boobs! I am loosing my touch!

Someone help me! Help me get my touch back by letting me touch back your boobs!

[Mnementh]

Hell, boobs involve 98% of my thoughts. The other 1.9% is noonoos. Then, sometimes I think about food.

Mostly boobs, though.

[Jessity]

Mnem? You forgot food. And knives.

[Mnementh]

I forgot food? Funny. I must've been thinking about boobies.

Knives, I'll give you. Though boobs are still the big, soft, squishy, delici...


uhm.

the biggest part of my thoughts. Yeah.

[lieu]

Two, Four, Six, Eight
Tits I can Appreciate!


What a team.

[Jessity]

I. . .

just previewed and saw lieu's post. I can't say anything else.

[Hoops]

Originally posted by Astroboy14

Mmmmmmm! Boobies!




When come back, bring boobies.

[guava]

You mean I'm not weird?

I appreciate breasts. I don't go to strip clubs, or Hooters, I don't check them out in the mall or on the bus, and I wouldn't want to touch any that don't belong to me. But I do collect internet images of erotic art. I've found some great shots of men, but most of my favorites are pics of women.

[Çyrin]

I have no idea how any of you women get anything done!!?? :confused:

If I had Boobs, I'd just stand in front of the mirror jumping up and down all day! (Man! Think how great my legs would look after a few weeks of that!)

"Gimme a Boob!"
BOOB!
"Gimme an Ease!"
EASE!
"What's that Spell?"
TITS!

[ShibbOleth]

Do you like Boobs a lot
Boobs a lot
Boobs a lot
Gotta like Boobs a lot
Boobs a lot
Boobs a lot

[Zenham]

I would like to thank society for deeming tank-tops and halter-tops fit for wear in public.


Mmmmmm, boobs.

[Margo]

I look out of pure jealousy...I have tiny boobies, think underdeveloped 12 year old boy and you have my chest...I am too scared to surgically inhance (oh, the pain!) and the thought of having something foreign (minds out of the gutter please) floating around inside of me weirds me out.
Margo (who is off to chant "we must, we must, we must increase our bust" while flapping arms around like a lunatic chicken)

[rockle]

I would also like to answer Badge's questions. (And by the way, the SDMB women love you, too, when you show such enthusiasm.)

My husband and I are both rather fond of boobies. Him more than me, I think (he was bottle-fed, after all), but I dig the breasteses too. When we watch TV, we often discuss the attributes of other women (OK, well, mostly *I* discuss, and he sits there with a S.E.G. on his face, drooling).

I am particularly interested in (1) comparing other women's breasts to mine, which are natural and really quite large, and (2) trying to figure out if theirs are real or not. But size does not always matter to me - I can appreciate a woman who is small but confident about her boobs, when she recognizes that her breasts are only part of what makes her gorgeous.

As for nipplage ... well, sorry to say, but I am a fan of the covered nipple, at least in public, so I do get a bit peturbed when women do not wear bras outside the house. However, I really like nipples when we are partaking of our Grown Up Entertainment. Under those circumstances, nothing gets me HOT like a naked breast.

[chigger]

Boobs (and women) are the ultimate of all things that exist. I just love the look of them. My wife's are awesome C-cups, but I absolutely freak out over small ones (A's and B's). (Any of y'all feel bad because you think you're too small, just come over here - I'll make you feel better.)

I'd like to second sunstone's question about whether it's ok to look.

I'm at a university where the girls show off with low-cut, really tight tops, with or without bra. The other day, one walked toward me with the "high-beams" on. So, I broke eye contact and looked - somewhere between a glance and a leer, about two seconds. (Sort of like eyeing some beautiful tulips without breaking stride.) Then I returned to eye contact with a pleasant smile of "really nice. thank you".

In the past, I would've tried to steal a glance like my eyes accidently stopped there as I went to rub my nose or look at a leaf on the ground. But now I've decided "to Hell with it". If they're going to show off, I'm going to admire. No more quick glances and diverting of the eyes.

What I'm wondering is, do any of the babes in here think this is not cool? Don't tell me "well it depends on the girl". I'm just asking as a generality, if a girl/woman puts them on display, is it cool to admire for a couple of secs.? (Not leering, which would be longer than 2 seconds.) Would any of you be complimented by such a look and a smile?

[wdcsmwscaa]

yay boobs! I've just begun realizing that while i have smaller boobehs, i can still have mightly fine cleavage! yay for low cut long sleeve shirts.

I love boobs. They're just so versatile! you can wear them up, down, in the summer, spring, winter, fall..mmm. boobs.

[Davebear]

Another fan, checking in. I'm also another believer in the "good things come in small packages" addage. Of course, medium, large, and extra large packages are darn nice, too.

Boobs aren't even my favorite part of a woman, but how anyone could fail to like them is beyond me.

[Tir Tinuviel]

Mnemeth

I am sorry to have disappointed you.
I love you very, very much.
Please forgive me?

Here is your mention in "the Boob Thread"

and here are boobs, from me, to you, extra special to make up for it all like...

(.Y.)


:D