"Ask the" threads you'd like to see

[clayton_e]

I'm usually against any "ask the" threads, but I've recently thought "Hmm.. I wish I knew a ____ so I could ask them ____"


so....

I would love to see an "ask the 1st grade teacher", "ask the (insert political office holder)", "ask the writer", and less likely, "ask the hermit".

If you fit any of the above maybe a few others would like to pick your brain.

And what "ask the" threads would you like to see?

[3trew]

Ask the Guy With Tomorrow's Winning Lottery Numbers.

That's about the only one I need.

[Aslan of Narnia]

Ask The Dyslexic guy
Ask The Amish Guy(Quite serious, although it would neeever happen.)

[j_kat_251]

Ask the Luddite.
Ask the Unicorn.
Ask the President.
Ask the Jesus.
Ask the Iraqi ground troop.
Ask the torturer.

[Muad'Dib]

Ask the Cecil.

[Rabid_Squirrel]

Ask the guy willing to employ NZ engineering graduates
Ask the guy who knows how to forget those annoying songs

Ask the guy who knows if you've locked your car
Ask the guy with a newly aquired car!

Asktheguywithakeyboardwithoutaspacebar
Ask the Guy Plummeting to His Doom
Ask them yourself
Ask John Doe
Ask the Duke Nukem Forever gametester
Ask the guy asking the Ask Me Threads

[Muad'Dib]

Ask the billionaire.
Ask the senator.

[pokey]

Ask the hitman or ask the dermatologist.

[Darwin's Finch]

Ask the CIA Operative.

[cankerist]

Ask the rockstar

[gouda]

Ask the test driver at Ferrari

[pilot141]

Ask Bill Gates
Ask Neil Armstrong
Ask Chuck Yeager
Ask the moron who hit my truck in the employee lot while I was on a three-day trip

[don't ask]

Ask the gullible billionaire.
Ask the sex starved pinup girl.
Ask the anti-Christ.
Ask D B Cooper.
Ask the Pope.
Ask the President.

[MrVisible]

Ask the Competent Career Counselor With Nothing Better To Do Than Help

Ask the Loan Officer At A Major Bank Who Has All The Right Tactics

Ask the Psychokinetic Car Mechanic

Ask the Really, Really Nice Person Who Says All The Nicest Things About You

Ask the Hypercaffeinated Ferret

[Ranchoth]

Ask the (published) Graphic Novelist

Ask the Project: Paperclip Alumnus

Ask the Mayor

Ask the Meyer

Ask the Sniper

Ask the Anime Guy

Ask the Survivalist

Ask the Gunsmith

Ask Burt Rutan

Ask the Missile Boat Skipper

Ask the Skink Trapper

Ask the Obsessive List-Reader

Ask the Knight (or Dame)

Ask the Fallout Shelter Owner

Ask the Ghost Hunter

Ask the Amazonian Villager

Ask the 'Shipper

Ask the Worker at a "Marital Aid" Manufacturing Plant (Oh, come on. Who WOULDN'T want to hear from that one?)

[Karellen]

Ask the Hypocrite Luddite.

[Dunmurry]

Ask the Microsoft Programmer
Ask the bank manager

[MSU 1978]

Ask the guy who came up with the very last "Ask the" thread.

[KidCharlemagne]

Ask the Scientologist

[Super Gnat]

Ask the Amnesiac

Ask the Person (People?) with Dissociative Identity Disorder (formerly Multiple Personality Disorder)

Ask the Pedophile (first Q: where do you live exactly?)

Ask the Asexual

Ask the Engineer (as opposed to Ask the Pissed-Off Engineer)

Ask Jesus

[ChuckForbin]

Ask the Dead Guy

[Mephisto]

Some of the following are threads to which I would post a lot of questions, while others are threads I would probably just read without posting to. All, however, are threads that I wish I would see.

Ask The Teacher.

Ask The College Professor--I doubt I could get straight and/or accurate answers to some of my questions from most of the professors I know personally.

Ask The Professional Photographer--or person who knows about the life of professional photographers. I only have a couple questions, really.

Ask Kurt Vonnegut--I guess I won't have the opportunity for this one.


Ask The Peace Corps Volunteer--Cool! This one exists!

Ask The Pornographer, Porn Star, or Porn Expert--I realize we already had this one--and it was very interesting--but the pornographer in question was an Australian and seemed to be more focused on photography and websites, IIRC, whereas I'm more interested in the American scene and the production of videos. If this one ever appears, I hope it remains serious.

Ask The Cultural Anthropologist.

Ask The Guy Who's Served Hard Time In A Maximum Security Prison.

Ask The Adopted Person Who Met His Or Her Biological Parents For The First Time As An Adult.

Ask The Mobster.

Ask The Rock Star--or rap star or country star, too, I suppose.

Ask The Serial Killer.

Ask The Hard Determinist or even Ask The Fatalist.

Ask The Psychologist.

Ask The Prostitute.

Ask The French Foreign Legionnaire.

Ask The Cannibal.

Ask The CIA Officer.

Ask The Foreign Service Officer.

Ask The Person Who Lived In Hitler's Germany.

Ask The Person Who's Smoked Crack.

Ask The Magician.

Oh, and Ranchoth--Ask The Meyer? Is that a reference to somebody in particular, like a famous guy I've never heard of, or what? I happen to know about four thousand and twenty-six Meyers.

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by Mephisto

Ask The College Professor--I doubt I could get straight and/or accurate answers to some of my questions from most of the professors I know personally.



I'd oblige you!

[Eutychus]

Ask the Dyslexic Gyu.

[Dogface]

I qualify for the following:

Ask The Dyslexic guy
Ask the guy who knows how to forget those annoying songs


I used to qualify but no longer qualify for the following:
Ask the anti-Christ.

[Seven]

Ask the Bee Gee

[clayton_e]

Originally posted by Mephisto
Ask The Person Who Lived In Hitler's Germany

I know one.. He's quite an interesting guy. He was about 8 or 9 when things picked up over there... He once told me one of the things he remembered quite well was how tired his arm would get after holding it up in salute for so long in parades and such.

[mangeorge]

Well, I tried to post an "Ask the stupid question" thread, but the mods just didn't get it, and it was closed!!!
Go figger.
:D
Peace,
mangeorge

[Jervoise]

Originally posted by Mephisto
Ask The Guy Who's Served Hard Time In A Maximum Security PrisonWe had "Ask the Ex-convict" some months ago (very interesting thread, incidentally). The OPer wasn't from maximum security, however.

[cadolphin]

Originally posted by Super Gnat


Ask the Person (People?) with Dissociative Identity Disorder (formerly Multiple Personality Disorder)



If "Ask the Person who studied the subject extensively, have known two individuals with the diagnosis as friends, who has interacted with several with the diagnosis in therapy groups, who worked with several with the diagnosis while they were inpatient while I was a Psych Tech" would be good enough, I could do that.

[Krokodil]

I'm (mildly) dyslexic. What could you possibly want to know about it? (Didja hear about the dyslexic farmer's wife? She sent 'im a John Deere letter.)

I'll second "Ask the Prostitute." I suspect I'd get straighter answers to the hard questions.

[Annie-Xmas]

Ask J.D. Salinger and/or Thomas Pynchon.
Ask Saddam Hussain and/or Ossam bin Ladin (First Question: Where are you?).
Ask Jack Chick and/or Fred Phelps!

[lorene]

Originally posted by Super Gnat


Ask the Person (People?) with Dissociative Identity Disorder (formerly Multiple Personality Disorder)

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OK---what do you want to know?

[Sock Munkey]

Ask the guy with the short attention span.















Ask the guy with the short attention span.

















Ask the guy with the short attention span.




Ooo, shiny!

[Tuco]

Ask the stripper (no really, there's a question I've been dying to ask for ages)

[Mr_Friendly]

ask the stoner? id do that one