Omniscient
01-19-2000, 08:41 PM
I recieved this forward (read: junk mail), but found it somewhat amusing, I figured you may as well, I hope this isn't too mundane for you folks, and I hope that I'm not the last one to read it :rolleyes:.
> When you have had one of those
>
> TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT DAYS,
>
> try this ...
>
> On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section
> where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal
> thermometer made by *Q-Tip*. Be very sure that you get this brand.
>
> When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the
> phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.
>
> Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on
> your bed.
>
> Open the package containing the thermometer and remove the thermometer and
> carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped
> or broken.
>
> Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer and as you read
> it you will notice in small print the statement that *every rectal
> thermometer madeby Q-tip is PERSONALLY tested.
>
> Now close your eyes and say out loud five times ...
>
> "I am so glad that I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company."
> When you have had one of those
>
> TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT DAYS,
>
> try this ...
>
> On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section
> where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal
> thermometer made by *Q-Tip*. Be very sure that you get this brand.
>
> When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the
> phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.
>
> Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on
> your bed.
>
> Open the package containing the thermometer and remove the thermometer and
> carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped
> or broken.
>
> Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer and as you read
> it you will notice in small print the statement that *every rectal
> thermometer madeby Q-tip is PERSONALLY tested.
>
> Now close your eyes and say out loud five times ...
>
> "I am so glad that I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company."