Ack! Hide the beer! My MOM is here!

[Green Bean]

After reading my tale of The Baby and the Bag Balm (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=177214), my mom was inspired to join the boards!

Please extend a welcome to Mama Beando!

(She's never been on a message board before, so please be nice to her. And for the love of Og, don't tell her what felching is! :eek: )

[Mama Beando]

Fletching? Is that flatulating and belching at the same time? Only a Mom would know111

[Speaker for the Dead]

Fletching is the craft of putting feathers onto an arrow shaft... ;)

Felching, on the other hand, is something I don't think a 16 year old should tell about! :eek: indeed!

[twickster]

Welcome Mama Beando. We're all -- well, we're mostly -- very nice folks here. We're particularly fond of the lovely Green Bean. We won't tell you about the time she....


Ouch! Cut it out, Green Bean! That hurt! I wasn't really going to say anything about fadmsadlnadfo anasodfaffsdn asdfiojfio....... ai! help! help! I'm being kidnapped by a vegetable!

[Booker57]

Ask SPOOFE about alternitive uses for toothpaste.
::d&w::


Booker is to fat to run.

So, Mama Beando How you doo'in ;)

[GingerOfTheNorth]

Hi Mama Beando! I like your kids a whole lot, and your grandson is the second (but a very close second) most beautiful baby I've ever met!

[Billdo]

Oh good golly, Green Bean, I can't imagine what you're thinking to have your mother join the board. Wait a minute, I can. She's my mother, too.

Hi Mom! Welcome to the boards!

[Cajun Man]

Welcome aboard, Mama Beando!

[Spooky]

Hello, Mrs. Bean, how are you? So lovely to meet you. I see you live out on the Island. I was born in Massapequa...please don't hold that against me!

So nice to have a Mom around!

(GreenBean, where the hell have you hid the beer, dammit??)

[cadolphin]

Welcome Mama Beando!

Have a great time :D

[Ringo]

Hey there, Mama Beando! Welcome to the board!

I've met your munchkins and they're nice folk. In fact, I've met you munchkin-in-law and your happy little grand-munchkin as well.



It's a family affai-air...

[Mama Tiger]

Hi, Mama Beando. I'm a new Maternal Unit here myself. I approve of anyone who's raised a kid sick enough to appreciate hanging out here, and TRULY sick enough to introduce their mother to it, like my daughter did -- I'd about given up hope of EVER finding where all the intelligent, witty people were lurking online, and yet it takes our kids to show us! We've done a GOOD job, right? :D

[Mr. Excellent]

Hi, Mama Beando! "welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games" and sometimes Unca Cecil tells us stories!

[Pixiesnix]

Welcome, Mama Beando! Do you really want to know what felching is? ::evil laugh::

If not, will you tell me a story? Pweeeeease? ::soulful doe eyes::

[Siegfried]

Welcome aboard, Mama Beando.

Hey, Green Bean, does this mean I have to cancel the stripper now, too? 'Cause I don't think I'll get all of my deposit back if I do.

[iampunha]

Does this mean I have to stop pantsing Billdo in GD?

Dopefests are another matter entirely. But GD?

[RTFirefly]

Welcome, Mama Beando! You've got two pretty cool kids. I'm sure you'll fit in quite well here.

IIRC, iampunha has the honors for first frequent poster to bring his/her mom here. I've had the good fortune to have met the lovely phantomdiver.

But I can't, in a million years, imagine my mom here. Fortunately, I have nothing to worry about; she doesn't have a computer in her house.

[FairyChatMom]

I know my mom would never join here - I had a difficult enough time convincing her that IM wasn't a wild sex chat room. But she did print out one of Cecil's columns once when she was researching some spam someone sent her, so that's something. Lots of "somes" in that last sentence, huh?

Anyway, nice ta meetcha, Mama Beando! My daughter posted here briefly long ago, but she doesn't understand the appeal. That's good - I don't have to watch myself then. :eek:

[Rue DeDay]

Hey Greeny! I found your leather thong. It was stuck behind the cusions of the couch and I think the cat ate the feathers off...

Oh hi Mrs. Beando. What a lovely dress you're wearing. Is it new? It really brings out the color in your eyes. My, my, my, so you're Greeny's mother? Huh. I would have guessed sisters!

Een-gra, ome-ca et-ga our-ya inky-ka derpants-una ome-sa other-ay ime-ta. K-Oay?


-Rue.

[Tripler]

Hello Mama Beando! Bienvenidos! Howdy!

Tripler
I guess with Green Bean, this makes another pea in the pod?

[Khadaji]

Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.

[Green Bean]

::sniff:: Youze guys are da BEST!

Originally posted by Booker57
So, Mama Beando How you doo'in ;)
Stop hitting on my mother, you pervo!

[Ceejaytee]

I have actually met Mama Beando. She snapped a most beautiful picture of me, Mr. Tee and Baby Tee, which we happily put on our holiday cards. Welcome to the boards Mama Beando! (Excellent combination of your childrens' screen names, by the way.)

[Mars,Chronos,etc.]

Howdy ma'am. Well, looks like I have to go to the christian hope meeting to help the needy. Nothing sinful.

[Atrael]

Originally posted by Green Bean
::sniff:: Youze guys are da BEST!


Stop hitting on my mother, you pervo!

Oh come on...like that's going to stop any of them..;)

[lieu]

[Hermans Hermits]
Welcome Mrs. Beando, you have a lovely daughter.
[/Hermans Hermits]

[whiterabbit]

I wouldn't tell butrscotch what felching is, but she looked it up. Then she realized why I wouldn't tell her. :D

[Cosmopolitan]

Hey MamaBeando! Long Island, huh? You & I gotta go out for a beer sometime, y'know? ;)

[Mama Beando]

Glad all you guys like my offsprings. There is a good reason they are unique -- to say the least!!! and they were brought up on the guyland - for gawds sakes!

Maybe there is hope for the little bean but I am not so sure.

Please dont flirt with me though. It upsets the kids. They think I am too uptight for that. - Little do they know.

[Persephone]

Welcome, Mama Beando! I've met your kids too, and indeed, they are terrific.

But I've gotta know. Who does Billdo get his ability to give the most accurate directions in the world from? He gave me flawless directions from LaGuardia to his office, and I had no difficulty at all, and I'm not from around there, y'know?

[Biggirl]

Well, hello.

Waitaminit! I get it-- Bean do's mama!





Yeah, I'm pretty slow on the uptake.

[vix]

Hey, welcome aboard. :)

-Victoria

[Ruby]

Welcome Mama Beando!

Without Greeny, we wouldn't have had the greatest Secret Santa this year.

You raised a good one, there. Now Billdo, on the other hand.... :D

Seriously, your kids are the greatest. Enjoy your stay with us.

[Mama Beando]

Billdo's ability for giving good directions is because he always told me where to go.

Green Bean's ability to run a Secret Santa is because she still isn't quite sure that there is no the real Santa and she is compensating.

Only kidding!!!Only kidding!!

[Ruby]

is

no

real

santa?

:eek: