Inspired by cainxinth's thread:what celebrity would you:fuck? make love to?

[etv78]

IMO, the two are VERY different

F:Mariah Carey
MLT:Michelle Kwan

[merge]

ohh... come on... the game is
fuck, marry, and kill...

and you are supposed to give choices...

like I ask you...
You have... Brittney Spears, Liz Hurley, and Anna Kornikova...

who would you fuck... who would you marry.. and who would you kill???

I would marry Britt..
Fuck Liz... and kill anna... unfortunatly...

[UnwrittenNocturne]

My answer to both is the same two women: Christina Ricci and Thora Birch


*panting* Mmmm

[MeanOldLady]

I'd make love to John Mayer (www.johnmayer.com). Is it possible to be in love with a man I've never met? :D If so, this is definitely the case with John and I.

As for some quick shagging, I'll go with Boris Kodjoe (http://www.borisonline.com/default_english.htm). Man, he is hot! ::salivates::

[merge]

Originally posted by MeanOldLady
I'd make love to John Mayer (www.johnmayer.com). Is it possible to be in love with a man I've never met? :D If so, this is definitely the case with John and I.


I was just saying the same thing yesterday actually...
I am not gay whatsoever... but John mayer is a sexy bitch..

maybe because I worship his talent on guitar...
I learned how to Neon yesterday... and it amaizes me what that man does with a guitar... so much talent

[merge]

i mean to say ...
I learned how to play... Neon...
my bad

[Morbo]

Mr. Pinsky ("http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com/umq_t006.htm), is that you? :D

F: Jennifer Garner

MLT: Jennifer Connelly

[Morbo]

Mr. Pinsky (http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com/umq_t006.htm).

grumble

[FordPrefect]

F: Jessica Alba
MLT: Jennifer Love Hewitt

What can I say, I like brunettes :)

[WillSantini]

F: Britney Spears, Shakira, Selma Hayek, LeAnn Rimes, Tyra Banks, preferably all at the same time :D

MLT: Gillian Anderson

[Moirai]

F: Ewan McGregor

MLT: Tom Cruise, Morgan Freeman (yep, in a NY minute)


(I hope this doesn't double-post, I am getting server errors...)

[flybynight]

F: Christina Aguilara, no contest for me.

MLT: I'll stay with Halle Berry from the other thread

[Moirai]

Why am I apparently the only straight girl who has posted to this thread?

:D

[Moirai]

Oh wait, sorry MeanOldLady! My bad!

But seriously, is it because nice girls don't post to threads like this? Uh oh...

[flybynight]

Originally posted by EJsGirl
But seriously, is it because nice girls don't post to threads like this?
Nope, nice girls wouldn't touch a thread like this...

[MeanOldLady]

Looks like we're bad girls, EJ. And uhh, merge, what's this about you knowing how to play Neon? How YOU doin'?

[pepperlandgirl]

There's only one celebrity for me. I'd do whatever he wanted. Fuck, make love to, whatever else sick twisted thing you can think of. James Marsters (http://www.angel-buffy.de/spikefanlisting/spike004.jpg)

Having met the man and felt his hot, tight little body...well...what can I say? I'm in love. ;)

[pokey]

Fuck: Matthew McConaughey
Make sweet sweet romantic-style love: Jack Black.

[Tie-Dye]

Jack Johnson I would make love to. And I'm not the sort of girl to get crushes on celebrities. But every time I hear him.....Same vein as John Mayer. But at least twice as good, in my opinion, because he's a surfer.

[Hey, It's That Guy!]

F: Rose McGowan

MLT: Jennifer Connelly

[Pixiesnix]

Well, the list changes every other week, but here's who's on the list currently.


F: Nathan Jones (WWE wrestler)

MLT: Billy Boyd

Yeah yeah, I'm such a loser.

[Tars Tarkas]

F: Racheal Leigh Cook

MLT: Karen Mok (Linda Park is #2, since someone will wonder)

[soulmurk]

Originally posted by FordPrefect
F: Jessica Alba
MLT: Jennifer Love Hewitt

You stole mine!

You're gonna have to get in line my friend, I've been tenderly nurturing borderline psychotic obsessive crushes on them both for years.

[Tangent]

Supermodels:
F: Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
MLT: Heidi Klum

Actresses:
F: Alyssa Milano
MLT: Sandra Bullock

Music Babes:
F: Britney (Christina a close second)
MLT: Faith Hill

Sports Babes:
F: Anna Pornikova
MLT: Martina Hingis

[fruitbat]

Ok I'm in

F: Claire Danes, Kate Beckinsale
MLT: The lucious and incomparable Tina Fey

[Broken Doll]

Male -
F: Edward Norton
MLT [and F on the side]: Jason Isaacs
KILL: Vin Diesel

Female -
F: Angelina Jolie
MLT: Thora Birch
KILL: Jennifer Aniston and J.Lo

[White Lightning]

F: Britney, I'll admit it. At the head of a long list.
MLT: Megan Mullally.

[RandMcnally]

F: Britney Spears
MLT: Michelle Branch

Tell you the truth, Michelle Branch wants me. A 16 year old scrawny virgin with no license and no job.
Oh damn I'm sexy. I wish I was her, so I could be with me.


Let me live in my delusional world.

[tracer]

This thread is pointless, because the main reason somebody becomes a celebrity in the first place is that they have some kind of on-screen looks or charm that makes people want to fuck them.

That being said, I usually want to hump every woman they show on the cover of TV Guide.

[MeanOldLady]

Originally posted by Tie-Dye
Jack Johnson I would make love to. And I'm not the sort of girl to get crushes on celebrities. But every time I hear him.....Same vein as John Mayer. But at least twice as good, in my opinion, because he's a surfer. :eek: You blasphemous blasphemer!



There, there Johnny, don't mind the infidel. I still love you, baby. Now let's have hot monkey sex.

[Anyanka]

F:Colin Farrell and/or Brian from Queer as folk
MLT: BEN BROWDER

[Anyanka]

F:Colin Farrell and/or Brian from Queer as folk
MLT: BEN BROWDER

I wouldn't mind shagging Spike either.

[FordPrefect]

Originally posted by soulmurk
You stole mine!

You're gonna have to get in line my friend, I've been tenderly nurturing borderline psychotic obsessive crushes on them both for years.

Let's make a deal, pick one, I will take the other, and replace the one you took with Qi Shu (the gal from The Transporter, and Gorgeous)

[Moirai]

Originally posted by tracer
This thread is pointless, because the main reason somebody becomes a celebrity in the first place is that they have some kind of on-screen looks or charm that makes people want to fuck them.



Um, not always. Somebody up there picked Jack Black, not exactly the stereotypical fuckable male hunk.

[tracer]

Yeah, but Jack Black got to star in Shallow Hal, which is the best movie of this millennium. ;)

(But you're right, male comedy stars can sometimes get away with not oozing sex appeal. Hence the popularity of Jason Alexander. Who, by the way, was also in Shallow Hal.)

[Michael Ellis]

Fuck: Jennifer Love Hewitt
Make love to: Jennifer Connelly (I'm sure it would be a deeply religious experience.)
Kill: Jennifer Lopez

[Michael Ellis]

Good grief. I zombified a thread!

[Granuaile]

As ever, Jeremy Irons could apply to either category...but for a change I'll say:

F:Henry Rollins Not to be vulgar, but I've been to one of his shows and can definitely see my legs wrapped around that.

MLT:Jonathan Rhys Meyers What can I say, he's pretty.

[Gadfly]

F: Jennifer Garner

MLT: Kiera Knightley (mmm...)

[green_bladder]

F: Elizabeth Hurley, Kristanna Loken, Angelina Jolie, Kournikova

MLT: Kristin Kreuk, Charlize Theron.. shit, I know I have some more..

[RickJay]

F: Rachel Weisz.

MLT: Monica Bellucci.

I'd Go Gay For: George Clooney.

Kill: Sarah McLachlan.

[well he's back]

F and/MLT: JOHNNY DEPP !!!!!!!!!!


(please excuse the rude caps and exclamation points, but I'm real emphatic here)

[matt_mcl]

Fuck: Alexander Siddig.
Make sweet sweet love to: Charlie Hunnam.

[Sock Munkey]

Both: Danielle Fishel.

[don't mind me]

F: Kiefer Sutherland.

MLT: Kenneth Branagh.

What can I say? I have a thing for dirty blonds.

[Airbeck]

F: Christina Ricci, Lauren Graham, Eliza Dushku

MLT: Marla Sokoloff, Shiri Appleby, Mila Kunis, Anna Paquin

[John Carter of Mars]

F: Anna Kournikova

MLT: Ashley Judd

Kill: J-Lo