jovan
05-21-2003, 09:57 AM
Having to make explosion sound effects, I bought a bag of party balloons. I had a few left over and passed them around to some friends and we started fooling around with them.
Everything was gay and fine until someone asked: "Hey! I wonder where the air escapes from?"
"Pray tell?" I answered.
"Well, you know how a balloon will dwindle after a few days, what I'm wondering is: does the air escape through the knot or through the skin of the balloon?"
"The knot!" I said.
"Nonsense, fool!" Objected a companion. "The air escapes through the pores of the balloon's skin!"
I laughed contemptuously, which had the unfortunate consequence of spawning a brawl.
Now that I've recovered from having been furiously pummelled with heavy air-filled party accessories, I look back soberly upon this unfortunate altercation and am not quite so sure anymore about my initial affirmation.
And so, I come humbly to you, denizens of the dope, and ask for the answer to this most nagging of questions:
Does the air escape a balloon through the knot or the skin?
Everything was gay and fine until someone asked: "Hey! I wonder where the air escapes from?"
"Pray tell?" I answered.
"Well, you know how a balloon will dwindle after a few days, what I'm wondering is: does the air escape through the knot or through the skin of the balloon?"
"The knot!" I said.
"Nonsense, fool!" Objected a companion. "The air escapes through the pores of the balloon's skin!"
I laughed contemptuously, which had the unfortunate consequence of spawning a brawl.
Now that I've recovered from having been furiously pummelled with heavy air-filled party accessories, I look back soberly upon this unfortunate altercation and am not quite so sure anymore about my initial affirmation.
And so, I come humbly to you, denizens of the dope, and ask for the answer to this most nagging of questions:
Does the air escape a balloon through the knot or the skin?