Who would you go gay for?

[flood]

The title pretty much says it all. :D

[TheFunkySpaceCowboy]

Uhm, since I'm not at all attracted to other men, there isn't a man alive that I would go gay for.

However if I ever find myself in prison I may end up going gay for the big burly guy in the shower, whether or not I want to. :eek:

How bout answering your own question? Who'd you go gay for?

[flood]

Hm.........if i was hard pressed to choose, I'd have to say......Jared Leto. That guy is pretty good looking. I'd kiss him. :D

[Giraffe]

No one. I'm not gay.

However, I have sometimes really wished I was gay. Gay guys have it all going on. In grad school, I would frequently visit friends who lived in Boys' Town in Chicago, a hip and predominantly gay neighborhood. In between begging women for dates until they pepper-sprayed me, I would get hit on constantly. (I think being super tall factored in somehow, although I'm not sure how.) Incredibly smooth flirting -- friendly and nice, but with direct, undisguised interest. I learned a lot from it -- eventually, even though women still pepper-sprayed me, they wouldn't knee me in the groin while I was lying on the ground clawing at my eyes. It was nice.

[pepperlandgirl]

Lilah on Angel
Gwen on Angel
I know there are more people, but I can't think of anybody right now....

[kung fu lola]

I am already gay, but I would go straight for Guy Ritchie. Just his arms, though. And his shoulders. And his brain. But mostly his arms.

[Mariemarie]

Audrey Tautou

[Johnny L.A.]

I'm irretrievably heterosexual. I had a prostate exam for a flight physical once. Once. I felt violated for a week. I'd make a terrible homosexual.

[Sylkyn]

If I had been an adult during the 1930's and 40's, I'd go right after Vivien Leigh and Rita Hayworth.

From the fifties through the seventies, I'd have been hopelessly in lust with Elizabeth Taylor. (Cat On A Hot Tin Roof, anyone? Rowr....)

Today, well...I think Catherine Zeta-Jones is simply breathtakingly gorgeous, but not enough to change my sexual preferences. Possibly Kathleen Turner. She's more in my age group anyway. :D

[voguevixen]

Elizabeth Hurley, for some reason.

[Ringo]

Wait'll you turn 50 Johnny; after that a finger won't do - it's time for the 'scope. :)

Can't think of a male I'd care to smooch with, or do anything else sexual with.

[Mangetout]

Originally posted by Mariemarie
Audrey Tautou mmmm, yeah, me too....

Oh hang on, I'm a bloke, so it doesn't count.



Ewan MacGregor (with beard as in Episode 2) - I'm not sure how far I'd go though, probably just sort of embarrassed manly cuddling etc.

[flood]

This is great. I've noticed that the females are more inclined to speak out when it comes to homosexuality. C'mon fellas, don't be shy. I know there's at least one guy every guy'd smooch with. Now that I think of it, Jim Morrison was a cuteman as well. I'd definetly cuddle with him...

[Linear Crack]

Originally posted by voguevixen
Elizabeth Hurley, for some reason.

If I was female and gay, me too.

[flood]

That is of course, if he was still alvie :)

[Ringo]

C'mon fellas, don't be shy. I know there's at least one guy every guy'd smooch with.

Well, uh, you're wrong.

[Greywolf73]

Angelina Jolie. I think it's the lips.

[Romola]

Monica (http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=ss&group=0234215&photo=Ss/0234215/MX2CT-3215R.jpg&path=pgallery&path_key=Bellucci,%20Monica) Bellucci (http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=ss&group=0314353&photo=Ss/0314353/TOS1.jpg&path=pgallery&path_key=Bellucci,%20Monica)

[Lizard]

I dunno. The Rock?

[martin_ibn_martin]

Rob Thomas

[Rysdad]

Bill Gates...as long as there was no promissory estoppel beforehand, it only lasted .000000018 seconds, and he gave me complete, irrevocable power of attorney.

[flood]

Originally posted by Ringo
Well, uh, you're wrong.

:(

[faithfool]

Cameron Diaz. Adorable and not very girly. A definite winner. And if she wasn't available, I take either Drew Barrymore or Janeane Garofalo. See, the same underlying thing... they'd HAVE to be fun. :p

[Triss]

Martha Stewart.

What? She's rich, not bad looking, she cooks.

What else is there?

[LilyoftheValley]

I named her in the "5 people you'd get a pass from your SO to be with" thread not so long ago, but she's so cute, I'll say it again...

Björk!

If I can't have her, I guess I'll take Ani DiFranco.

[LilyoftheValley]

Originally posted by Johnny L.A.
I'm irretrievably heterosexual. I had a prostate exam for a flight physical once. Once. I felt violated for a week. I'd make a terrible homosexual.


Why do guys always mention unpleasant prostate exams in threads about being gay? I don't like pap smears or associated examing one bit, but that doesn't mean I'm uninterested in sex there.

[flood]

Originally posted by LilyoftheValley

Why do guys always mention unpleasant prostate exams in threads about being gay? I don't like pap smears or associated examing one bit, but that doesn't mean I'm uninterested in sex there.


IMHO, I think part of it has to do with how uncomfortable guys are with the entire gay thing. Most of us won't ever admit to even being indifferent to something that could be construed in the least bit gay. I think females are more open. Once again, I think it's being demonstrated in this thread with some guys not coming out and having a sense of humor about themselves.

[flood]

On second thought, don't take anything I say seriously. I don't even know what the hell I'm saying half the time. Maybe that's why I lurk so much. How 'bout that Leo DiCaprio?

[Siegfried]

Umm... Guy Pearce, I suppose?

[SnoopyFan]

If I *had* to go gay, like, if heterosexuality no longer existed:

Queen Latifah

She's too cute.

[3trew]

Apparently, the first guy who asked.

[vivalostwages]

Kristin Kreuk.

[Lobsang]

I was never confused! Never confused!



there's something about Ian Mcklelan (sp?) <shudder>

actually I admire him as an actor and was disappointed when I found out he was gay



Must... Find... Pictures.... Of... Britney.... Spears!

Re..... Straight.... Myself!

[sajwalke]

Brad Pitt. Of course.

[smaft]

Who would I go gay for?

Easy, that'd be- oh, wait. Too late.

[pencilpusher]

LOL smaft

Katherine Zeta Jones OMG I would do her in a heartbeat.
hmm.... damn that doesn't count does it since I'm already BI. I'll do just about ANY female thats cute ;)

[Heart On My Sleeve]

Originally posted by Mangetout

Ewan MacGregor (with beard as in Episode 2) - I'm not sure how far I'd go though, probably just sort of embarrassed manly cuddling etc.

Oh, my, that is sooo cute!

Megan Mullally

[ageless6]

Originally posted by Johnny L.A.
I'm irretrievably heterosexual. I had a prostate exam for a flight physical once. Once. I felt violated for a week. I'd make a terrible homosexual.
Ooooo, I'M a terrible homosexual. Make ME, Johnny, make ME!
[For me, it simply has to be Johnny L.A., or no one].

[Arcangues181]

Alyson Hannigan in a heartbeat.

[kimera]

Harisu (http://harisu.com/). She's biologically male though, so I don't know if that counts. :D

[astorian]

Oh, if I HAD to have sex with a man, I suppose I'd do it with Jamie Lee Curtis and Donna Summer.

What? They're men, aren't they? Every other thread says so!

[FallenAngel]

I have no problem with the idea of gay sex, it's the kissing another guy that's always been the "whoa" point.

That being noted, I'd still be willing to give it a shot with Vin Diesel (that man is just TOO physically perfect) or Wesley Snipes (ditto, depending on how he's wearing his hair that week.)

It's weird, since I'm not really attracted to dark women as a demographic - with some notable exceptions - but the men I'd considering switch hitting with are almost always darker than caucasian and muscular.

[Baranlaith]

Giraffe

"Incredibly smooth flirting -- friendly and nice, but with direct, undisguised interest."

I'm intrigued by this sentence. (And I suspect I'm not the only one.) Could you give us all some details about this "incredibly smooth flirting"?

[Götterfunken]

John Malkovich. But not until he gets rid of that ridiculous goatee.

[roadrunner70]

If I had to have sex with a guy, I guess I'd go with Bea Arthur.

[Guinastasia]

Originally posted by Mangetout
mmmm, yeah, me too....

Oh hang on, I'm a bloke, so it doesn't count.



Ewan MacGregor (with beard as in Episode 2) - I'm not sure how far I'd go though, probably just sort of embarrassed manly cuddling etc.

Mmmm...Ewan McGregor-oh wait. Can't pick him in this thread.

Let's see, Kate Winslet. I love Kate-she's just the coolest.

[elelle]

Marlene Dietrich, and in the same vein, Uma Thurman.

[Guinastasia]

I personally would rather change sexes briefly and become a gay man. :D

[Lobsang]

Interesting. You are the female equivalent of Eddie Izzard Guin

He's a lesbian trapped inside a man's body.




(nd he's fucking funny too.)

[Eve]

Ute Lemper (http://www.deccaclassics.com/artists/lemper/). In a minute.

And Guin and Lob, someone is going to come along and teach you the difference between "gay" and "transgendered," with a two-by-four, one of these days . . .

[Giraffe]

Originally posted by Baranlaith
Giraffe

"Incredibly smooth flirting -- friendly and nice, but with direct, undisguised interest."

I'm intrigued by this sentence. (And I suspect I'm not the only one.) Could you give us all some details about this "incredibly smooth flirting"? What made it very smooth was the fact that it conveyed a clear, unmistakable message (I find you attractive and would like to have sex with you), but it was also very cool and low pressure. If I wasn't interested, which it turned out I wasn't, that was fine. No hurt feelings, no big deal -- friendly banter and jokes were exchanged, and he moved on. I see why straight women value confidence so much -- it's impressive to be on the receiving end. And it's flattering to have someone approach you solely because they find you attractive.

As a guy, it seems like a great situation. No bullshit, no invented excuses to start talking to someone, no pretense that you didn't actually come over solely because you found the other person hot but instead want to get to know them as a person. Sometimes you just want to have sex with someone you find attractive -- if that other person is also a guy, odds are they're going to be on board with the concept, even if they don't necessarily want to have sex with you. Because being direct and smooth has very high probability of immediate returns, I'm not surprised everyone who approached me was so good at it. It pays to be good at it.

If I was gay, I'd definitely spend a few months being a total slut. No question about it. :)

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by TheFunkySpaceCowboy
Uhm, since I'm not at all attracted to other men, there isn't a man alive that I would go gay for.

Agreed.

Aren't there enough babes out there to keep one straight? :confused:

[CanvasShoes]

I cannot imagine any woman that would affect me that way. If it was a life or death matter, I'd have to say I'd be more likely to pick a very very feminine woman.

I'm not sure why though, because I really love big, muscle-y, strong men. Maybe it's because I know a woman couldn't compete, so why bother?

And because having seen extreme body building women, I find them an "extreme" turn-off? It's not something that's ever crossed my mind, except when someone asks "what if".

[insomnia4AM]

Funny, I come across this thread hours after I had this very conversation tonight..........

My pick was Charlize Theron (may have spelled it wrong). More so in the movie "Devils Advocate" where she had the short brown hair, than anything else.

[ArcticCircle]

Hmmmm ..... It would have to be with someone with great character like:
Dag hammarskjold, Oskar Schindler or Raul Wallenberg.

I fell in love with their honor, virtures, courage and minds.... so why not their bodies?

[Rapunzel]

Debbie Harry circa 1978.;)

[Guinastasia]

No-I mean, I'd wake up tomorrow as a man, and I'd still be attracted to guys. (It's just a joke, because I'm such a huge fan of slash fan fiction. Sorry, Eve, I didn't mean anything nasty-HONEST!)

[look!ninjas]

I'm another one for Audrey Tatou. She's just so damn adorable.

[Eve]

Oh, don't worry, Guin, I know you better than that (hastily hiding two-by-four behind her back) . . .

[SolGrundy]

I just took two cross-country flights and for some reason they were showing The Recruit both ways. I didn't listen to it, but every once in a while I'd look up at the screen and think, "Damn, now I see what all the hubub is about Collin Farrell." I wouldn't turn the guy down. Especially if he brought Bridget Moynihan with him.

[handy]

I'd go gay for myself. We would have to stick to oral sex. But at least we wouldn't have to concern ourselves too much with STDs. :-)

[Eve]

Wow--I am impressed, Handy!

[JonScribe]

Would RuPaul count as a guy?

[karomon]

Laura Prepon (http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/p/lauraprepon/photos/007.jpg).

Ok Ji Young (http://www.cineline.net/browse/people_detail.asp?code=1051&mode=stuff&stuff=10656) (or at least her character in "Take Care of my Cat". I don't know about the actress herself.)

[flood]

Originally posted by handy
I'd go gay for myself. We would have to stick to oral sex. But at least we wouldn't have to concern ourselves too much with STDs. :-)

That's cute. Very, very cute:)

[Dunderman]

Originally posted by Lobsang
He's a lesbian trapped inside a man's body.
Who isn't?

Being functionally straight, and seeing how the straight guys are largely deserting this thread, I guess I'll have to pick up the beat.

Let's see. Elijah Wood, obviously. I must have mentioned this half a dozen times on this board by now. Do you think I have a problem?

I'll also second Ewan McGregor. Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones or Moulin Rouge, doesn't really matter. I'll pass on the Trainspotting one, though.

A circa 1980 Val Kilmer would be nice.

I'm getting increasingly attracted to Keanu Reeves.

Myself. Handy has a point.

Who else? Johnny Depp. Skeet Ulrich. James Randi, but that has very little to do with his appearance. 1977 Mark Hamill... imagine doing it with Luke Skywalker.

By the way, didn't we just do this?