most outrageous place to do.......it

Ok, I was watching reruns of "Friends" in which the gang is sitting around a table and talking about the most outrageous place that they have ever had sex. I got to thinking, I don't have any strange/public/outdoor locations. Do any of you?

The most outrageous place I ever did it was with my high school sweetheart under a blanket during a rainstorm at Blossom Music Center in Cuyahoga Falls, OH. (It was a Duran Duran concert, so I wasn't missing much.)

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** Phil D. **
"Not only is the world queerer than we imagine,
it is queerer than we can imagine."
--J.B.S. Haldane

How about we give this three days, and then vote on the weirdest one...

The strangest place I've ever done it indoors is on the floor of a retail computer store in a mall (after hours). Outdoors, on a rock in the Northwest Territories - gorgeous view.

View of what, Eris? A good explanation may help you in the voting!

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The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. -- E. Grebenik

View of a lake, forest, hills, etc. Nature-type things. What were you thinking????

Is there any way that the board moderators can block my mom from reading this thread so I can answer?

In mud...

Well, clay actually. My ex has a thing for mud (also known as a fetish) in its purest form and you can find said clay type mud in sand & gravel mines. He got hooked on it as a young man. Even had a mud bath in the house which he stocked with pottery clay at regular intervals.



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Those who can't hear the music, think the dancer is mad.

Upside-down, hanging from a rock. Swear to God.

Two words: Church rectory.

<g>

-Melin

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I'm a woman phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That's me
(Maya Angelou)

Church.
On the side of the freeway (no..we weren't in a car)
Elevator
Median strip of a US highway.
Beach (right in the flight path of USCG helicopters..in broad daylight)
On top of a semi trailer

there are more...

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OK, so God created me; so he has control over me; so he has no right to bitch about anything I do.

Does going thru the birth canal during birth count? After all does not a man's genitals are in those of the mother. I guess this really counts high on the weird scale, eh?

Oh my sentence got all mixed up, but alas, Im sure the idea, & thus the message, did not.

On a large bouncy rectangular surface which was imbedded with springs--I can't remember what it was called. Anyway there were a couple of light, soft objects at one end (about the size of two very large melons) and--get this--we were partially covered at times by these layered cotton tarps that covered the rectangular surface. I'm not kidding.



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Tim
"My hovercraft is full of eels."

Sunday matinee at the dollar movie, back row corner, almost deserted theater. What can I say, it was "Ernest Goes To Jail" and the mood just hit.

High on an ice cliff on the Matanuska Glacier in Alaska. Kinda slippery and a little cold, but very exciting.

This is very bad, but a couple of years ago me and a co-worker on top of the mainframe in the computer room during work hours. Because of his job position, he had access to the computer room.

Driving in a Datsun truck on the way back to my house. He drove over my garbage can (it was garbage night), over the curb and almost hit my tree.

Recently, more than a few times, in the karate dojo with my sifu.

I could continue, but I have a reputation to protect.

Swimming pool. (lame, but it was day light and not even our pool.)
Balcony of the Walt Disney World Swan Hotel.
Christened every house my husband has built.
Christened every room in our house, the cars too. All the cars run great...if anyone needs a special ...blessing.. for their vehicle...



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They lived happily everafter. What is more important is, that they lived.

I could continue, but I have a reputation to protect.

I am not saying a word.

Weirdest place for me would probably have to boil down to the hallway of a hotel. Hey, we were drunk and couldn't find the key to the room.

Is there any way that the board moderators can block my mom from reading this thread so I can answer?

However, without hearing any others, this one gets my vote, even if it doesn't actually get posted...


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~jon

I am not saying a word.

Hey Jon, I won't tell if you won't. :::wink:::



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KITTEN

He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok. - Confucius

Shit. That quote thing doesn't work if you don't spell it right, does it.

These sex threads get me all excited and I forget how to spell.


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KITTEN

He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok. - Confucius

Hmmm, so many choices... I'll narrow it down to my three (in honor of Opal) favorites:

3) Gas station restroom. The lock was extremely rickety, so I balanced on the washbasin and braced one foot against the door.

2) On the side of the road. We parked the motorcycle between us and the freeway and it was falling dusk so I don't think the people in the 10 or so cars that passed us noticed anything.

1) In a very small car with a very tall guy. Trust me, it wasn't at all subtle. This was back when I was in the navy -- the car was parked right smack in front of the Enlisted Club at NAS Sigonella, Sicily. And the dude was an officer -- an EXTREMELY cute pilot that my friends and I had spotted and homed in on. I got him and nailed him in public so as to rub my friends noses in it. Nice, huh? Still, I remember the experience fondly... And am VERY thankful the Shore Patrol didn't show up.

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Jess
Full of 'satiable curtiosity

This is slightly off topic, but tonight I went to a bar with my former best friend (we made up, btw, and I didn't even have to do anything). Ended up running into two guys we went to high school with. Those two guys were with another ex-boyfriend of mine. All in all, there were 8 people other than me in the room. I'd had sex with three of them.

I can't wait until I tell my roommates about this one...

This is slightly off topic, but tonight I went to a bar with my former best friend (we made up, btw, and I didn't even have to do anything). Ended up running into two guys we went to high school with. Those two guys were with another ex-boyfriend of mine. All in all, there were 8 people other than me in the room. I'd had sex with three of them.

At the same time? Did the other 5 just watch? ;-P

Dang, girl!


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KITTEN

He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok. - Confucius

How about a deserted beach under a full moon? Not weird as such, but very nice. A BJ in a bunk bed of a homeless shelter (it was my birthday). On a Green Tortoise bus somewhere in Baja, the pitch and sway of the bus helped and there were only 10 people or so on board. This one also consisted of oral and digital only, not exactly presidential sex, but we both got our nut.

On the Solders and Sailors Monument (the Circle), downtown Indianapolis. 2 am. I guess is was that big phallic pseudo-Washington Monument thing that got her going...



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'Shut your pie hole'-Jbird

You all have me beat by miles. I thought doing "it" on the concrete floor in a garage when it was about -5 degrees was pretty bad. I do know somebody though that professes to have engaged in the dirty deed in the middle of a cemetary (parked in a car at the time) I also know another person who claims to have done "it" in the women's bathroom at The Palace during a Metallica concert (with about 50,000 other people in the building at the time)

In a hot tub, in the wide-open courtyard of an apartment complex in Hollywood (Whoohoo!!! Ride 'em cowboy!). Not so exotic, but certainly one of the most enjoyable encounters I've had (that boy could dance!)


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StoryTyler
Derwood and Kirby's mom

If we're going to expand this to include stories we've heard, I had a friend overseas who claimed to have done it in the intake manifold of an F-4 fighter jet. His girlfried wanted to see if it could be done.

In a hot tub, in the wide-open courtyard of an apartment complex in Hollywood (Whoohoo!!! Ride 'em cowboy!). Not so exotic, but certainly one of the most enjoyable encounters I've had (that boy could dance!)

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StoryTyler

I'll have to second that emotion.

Last Saturday night after he mowed my lawn - me and my new sweety in my patio hot tub under the stars with a bottle of wine.

Something about the rolling warm water and the weightlessness. . . .



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KITTEN

He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok. - Confucius

K-Mart paint dept. Sunday morning. Standing up, leaning against a running paint shaker.
Woo-HOO!
(Libby - I know that feeling - from among the attendees at my wedding, I had had sex at various times with my bride, (duh) the maid of honor and her hubby, (the best man) (in tandem, gaw!) the matron of honor and two of the guests. Cripes, a man of oustanding moral qualities).

In the middle of the street in front of our house. It was about 1 in the morning. I was naked and she had on a black merry widow outfit.

In the public hot tub at a resort in PA about 8 in the evening.

On a lonely road standing up through the sunroof of the car.

In the front yard or on the porch lots of times.

Driving down the interstate (oral)

Gosh this is getting me "bothered"

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The South is a place. North, East and West are only directions.

Cemetary. Yup, and NOT in a car.

Hmmm... where else? Lots of outdoor locales. Presidential sex in the steam room at the gym. Sometimes in the hot tub, but I gotta admit, it grosses me out. I can't believe we were the only ones doing such things there, and it's kinda gross to think of what's in the water.

How 'bout in the bathroom in an Amtrak train? That was sorta fun.

Something about the rolling warm water and the weightlessness. . . .

That's it exactly! The gent in question was quite adept at "reading the swells" if you will, and each wave brought new (heretofore unknown) sensations. Forget roller coasters - sex in a hot tub is the ultimate ride! WOOF!


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StoryTyler
Derwood and Kirby's mom

In the conference room of an office building, during lunch. Not so strange but it gets better. Sitting in a chair with her on top I became a bit too horizontal, and, whammo, fell over backwards. I cut my head (40 stitches), she broke her nose on upon hitting the floor (where were her hands, anyway?). Needless to say, I (we) are no longer employeed at said office building. Ahh, memories.

The most outrageous place I ever did it was next to the podium in an lecture hall auditorium at Rutgers University.

At a bar I was bartending at. I was back in the kitchen and my boss brought a hot blonde back and told me to drop my pants because she wanted to see my legs...I did, she told him to leave. We did it all on the kitchen counter where the food is prepared while people walked back and fourth to use the employee bathroom....we then moved to the bathroom and ended up breaking the sink off the wall....what a night...I miss that job.



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{{{ That's it exactly! The gent in question was quite adept at "reading the swells" if you will, and each wave brought new (heretofore unknown) sensations. Forget roller coasters - sex in a hot tub is the ultimate ride! WOOF! }}} StoryTyler

Hmmm...we reserved the Honeymoon Suite at a nice hotel this weekend and it has a jacuzzi in the room. I've never done it in a jacuzzi before. This ought to be a pretty interesting weekend :)

Shadowfox

Well, how about in the front hallway of my grandfater's house? I was living with him and my girlfriend came over and she couldn't come back to my room because I only had one of those sliding accordion-style vinyl doors between my bedroom and the kitchen, so we did "it" standing up in the hall, being VERY quiet so as not to disturb my greandfather of my uncle who was visiting at the time!

Or in a public pool, during the day just standing in the "deep-end "!

Or back to the "hallway" girlfriend, she was a friend of my sisters, and one night during a "sleep-over" I went to my sister's room where my girlfriend was spending the night in a sleeping bag on the floor so we had sex at the floor near my sleeping sister's bed!

I have become very boring in my "old age",
and limit myself to "normal" places...bed, floor, kitchen table, conference table at work(after hours)....!

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"The universe doesn't give first warnings or second chances"

Well, as many of you know, I've never done "it" before (cripes, I'm only 16, give me a break!), but I knew a guy that did it in a coffin at some girl's house. Why the coffin was there I may never know.

I think a cemetery would be a fun place.

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Welfy

I wonder what the king is doing tonight?

A coffin sounds a bit cramped. But I guess some people like that sort of thing.

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Neil

". . .they could as easily have been carrying euphoniums and wearing war paint for all the notice their quarry would have taken of them."
-Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe, and Everything

It? What's "it?"

In the middle of the lake.. on a hot summers day.. with friends/family swimming a few feet away.

In the middle of a field.. during a spring shower.



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In the end.. the love you take is equal to the love you made... JLennon

Yeah actually my first two times, when I was 15, two nights in a row in a grassy field on a big blanket on a Hot summer night....in a major downpour both nights....oh and the field was right across the field from mine and my girlfriends houses. We lived next door to each other.

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Umm let's see..

Presidential style sex at the back of a church bus (the bus was full of people)
Coitus while I was driving a delivery van
In a classroom at the University
On a lab bench in the chemistry building
A phone booth (remember those?)

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"If you stick your finger in a pie, whatever is in the pie will be on your finger, and whatever is on your finger will be in the pie...unless you wear a rubber glove"----some demented old lady

Well, when I was younger my girl friend and
I did it in the lake about 100 yeards off
shore. I thought her family could not see
but, when we came back the had 3 binoculars
out the whole time.

A BJ on the Tidal Basin at noon in DC
At a national park at noon with tourist
The stairwells at work any time
12 feet from my wife(upstairs)

Really intense......

12 feet from my wife(upstairs)

I gotta ask . . .

Small town Ontario Canada, city park near Lake, (I am not saying anything else!)
at noon, and once every hour untill six at night on a blanket. Yes daytime and yes I think some people saw us and knew what was going on. We did it all.....more positions than you can imagine!
Fond memories from less than a week ago!

I need a cold shower...

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Cogito Ergo Vroom
I think therefore I ride fast...

How's about presidential style sex at the back of a muni (san fran. public transit) bus, crowded with people. The people around us seemed to enjoy it almost as much as we did.

How about the fifth floor of the University of Toledo Library circa 1980?

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--Gail
What if the Hokey-Pokey is really what it's all about?

I've done it with lots of people in lots of different places, I've worked (as a cashier, don't get any funny ideas) in an adult bookstore, so I'd considered myself somewhat educated in the matter, but I have to ask (I just know I'm gonna get roasted for this)

What the hell is "presidential style"? If this is some reference to the Clinton/Lewinsky thing I'm going to hang myself for not knowing.

In the Pioneer Cemetery in Lawrence, Kansas. About 2 AM. More or less behind a cedar tree. Twice. No kidding. I was about 19 at the time. Must have been 1985. I don't think the girl came either time. I was pretty inexpert. Probably still am. Hell. I try.

On the boss's desk...like giving a speech and imagining the audience naked, talking to the asshole has since become easier.

In a open restaurant.

In a karaoke box with a video camera (all of the rooms being displayed at the front desk to the public.

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There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and discipline. -Montaigne

It's funny you should ask
"what the hell is presidential sex." I had used it in my first post in reference to oral and digital on a bus, meaning that it was not sex within our fearless leaders definition, but that since we both got our nut it certainly counted for me! Also, I had wondered if there were any purists in the thread who wanted to limit it to coitus; let's "face" it, there are places you can get away with a blow job or a hand job that you couldn't ride the dolphin. Interestingly, since that early post "presidential sex" seems to have come to mean the kind that Bill and Monica did have, I suppose that's the evolution of language before our very eyes. Congradulations to all who have participated in this thread, nothing pleases me more than making Pat Robertson nauseous,
Larry

wow, y'all sure are an adventurous bunch!

anything I could add would be pretty boring compared to what's here! - but! this is maybe a little different topic but close! - a former gf and i took a physics class together in college, and in the more boring lectures on frictionless massless pendulums she wasn't above passing the time via some, well, female entertainment if you catch the drift, that definately involves friction ;) makes the time go by faster i guess!

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peas on earth

OK...now to blow you out of the water.

Adventurous girlfriends

-Pirates of the Carribean ride during power outage in a rainstorm. We were alone and went quicklike before the guys began wading in.
-Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse bed..Senior Night Graduation Party. Got nearly tossed for this one. (slipped guy a 20 to look the other way and shut down ride for...ahem maintenence for 20 minutes)
-Hospital Bed in daylight with patient in next bed asleep
-Serving Wench at Renaissance Faire in daylight (Damn low lying bustiers with a large chest on my girlfriend's costume caused me to lose control)

JustJoan...I hope that Swan Hotel was with a guy you know (otherwise I may have lost my virginity to you-also did it there)

My next conquest shall be President Lincoln's Lap (hear this is popular)

I only have two:

1)When I lost my virginity in the men's room of a movie theatre in the Pyrenees (sp?)

2)In a public swimming pool during business hours (nobody noticed!)

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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau

I'm suprised no one else has thrown this classic out there: 50 yardline of my High school field, with a cheerleader. Not the most exotic, but defintately one of the rosiest in my mind. Also did it in the 50 yardline of the university field, but I didn't play college ball so its not as cool to me, but pretending the seats are full of screaming fans is kinda cool, not to mention the fact that every noise echos crystal clear.

Presidential sex in a empty aisle of a 747 over the rockies, the stewardess saw us, and I believe she enjoyed watching.

A few more I forgot about:

In the ocean on Mother's Day when my whole family was on the beach collecting shells.

In Hermann Park behind a tree just before sunrise - we left when the joggers started showing up.

In the school parking lot during lunch in the guy's sister's car, and she caught us! (He'd forgotten that she had a dentist appointment that day!)

Also, my boyfriend once did it at Six Flags on the ski lift ride (it was stopped for a fireworks show).

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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau

Scariest: receiving fellatio while driving 80MPH
Least Romantic: Missionary position outside car 5 feet off same interstate (diff. gal)
Sort of Odd: in kid's play fort in empty playground
Odder: in front of several others on living room floor (college days; drunk)
Weird but Fun: on copper-topped table of restaurant where girlfriend and I worked (after hours)
Fun but Odd: couch of lobby in office building (after hours)
Oddly Not That Scary: on sloped roof of house
Best Storybook Setting: hayloft of barn
Best All Around: out in the woods, especially
by a mountain stream

BJ in a deer stand... I never liked the idea of hunting but my girlfriend's father was a gun nut. He thought shooting a deer would help "make a man of me"... My girlfriend knew that I wasn't going to shoot anything and that I must be cold and lonely up in that deer blind so... She joined me and did a much better job of making a man of me than any killing would have...

Riskiest was mutual manual stimulation in the backseat of a car while her parents were in the front seat driving us home from a beach trip...

Stairwell of a hotel...

Standing up outside of Tully Stadium after my girlfriend graduated from cosmotology school...

On a fold out bed with my girlfriend's sister. Apparently she was using me as the instrument of her revenge against her sister. More power to her, I say. My girlfriend and her parents sleep in another room. She and I were FORCED to share a bed because we were the only smokers... Made the risk of cancer so much easier to handle...

In an interview room in my office building with a friend who was pretending to be a real job candidate...

Conan, must go find wife now

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Not only is the glass half empty, I think someone's spit in it...

Two things to add:

(1) On, but not in, a coffin in my dorm room. Yes, I own a coffin and mainly use it as a coffee table as it was a smallish affair purchased at a country auction. Plus, you can store stuff inside it.

(2) In the master control booth of the PBS station where I used to work while I was supposed to be monitoring the transmitter and stuff. Actually, that was several times so it stopped being weird after awhile.

Done the movie theatre thing too, but so has half the world, so it's not all that odd to me.

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"I guess it is possible for one person to make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn't."

::blinking::

Ooohhh....ok! I understand now! "It" is sex, right? Ya'll are talking about sex! I knew something about that once...a long, long time ago....

At a Billy Graham convention.

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Never regret what seemed like a good idea at the time.

You lie! Billy Graham? Whoa...the guilt alone would be tough. Hehehe

[Great Dave]

Found this thru a link from Atrael's post, and thought it was worth resurrecting.

So-- On a hill overlooking the SF Bay Area, in the TV room of my (ex) girlfriend's parent's while they were upstairs, in the woods.

[C3]

Up the butt, Bob.

Heeheeheeheehee :)

(I'm sorry, I just couldn't believe no one had put this down in 62 posts) (and I'm only kidding)

[StarvinMarvin]

damn he got there with it before I did. Good one C3.

[Polycarp]

I've had a couple of interesting ones:

1. In Nelson Rockefeller's office chair. (He was deceased, not using it for anything, and had left it behind.)

2. At the dispatch desk of a taxi stand.

3. In the back parking lot of the library, next door to the police station.

[Spoke]

1. On a lifeguard stand on Tybee Island.

2. A little of the old "mutual manual" in the back seat of a car, with the young lady's mom in the front seat. (This was really weird. The Mom kept up a conversation with us the whole time. Hard to concentrate...)

3. On the trunk of a car, parked in a cemetary. (This was after an extended "mutual manual" in the front seat of the car, while the passenger in back was asleep. We dropped him off at his house, then stopped in the first quiet, lonely place we could find to finish up.)

4. Conference room table, with beautiful view of Atlanta at night.

5. Darkened doorway on River Street in Savannah, early A.M.

[Weirddave]

Lets see. I once was getting a BJ from a girlfriend while driving, we were stopped at a stop sign when her mother drove right by us. She didn't look though...Same girl gave me head in the family room onetime with my parents in the kitchen, seperated from us by a not fully closed curtain. We also had sex in the middle of a field, in the middle of the day right next to the beltway. My mom wanted to know how I got all muddy!

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Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.

[Brood McEto]

On the roof of a high rise at night.

watching Con Air at her sis's apt, while they were about 5 ft away. (digital, I should say, no actual.)

On the hood of the rental car, not far from the road (alabama state highway = road)

Next to her best friend on best friend's bed. She didn't care, her man was doing her too.

In a sleazy motel. Really, that is not a good place. I don't recommend it.



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"Rolling with the dopes you know. Rolling with the wrong gun on you"
"I dream that she aims to be the bloom upon my misery"
- I Miss The Girl Soul Coughing

[purrplebear]

Originally posted by ChrisCTP:
I've done it with lots of people in lots of different places, I've worked (as a cashier, don't get any funny ideas) in an adult bookstore, so I'd considered myself somewhat educated in the matter, but I have to ask (I just know I'm gonna get roasted for this)

What the hell is "presidential style"? If this is some reference to the Clinton/Lewinsky thing I'm going to hang myself for not knowing.


I have to admit, I'm wondering the same thing myself? did I miss something?

on the kitchen floor. Yep, I'm so wild...

[WIGGUM]

On the green of hole#1 and hole#2 on a public golf course. No pun intended. As well as several sand traps. All at night.