Top Story on CNN homepage: Barry Manilow breaks his nose.

[bernse]

Direct Link (http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/04/manilow.ailing.reut/index.html)

It actually shows right now as a "top story" on the CNN.COM homepage right now. Why a "top" story? I have no clue.

He seems to have a sense of humor though:
"I may have to have my nose fixed, and with this nose, it's going to require major surgery," he said, referring to his famously prominent profile.

I just wanted to share.

[SmackFu]

And earlier Yahoo, in their five top headlines in the ENTIRE WORLD, had: Winamp Creator Quits AOL.

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Must be a slow news day.

[Kalhoun]

Be glad you don't live in Chicago, where the Sammy Sosa and the Corked Bat has been repeated every two minutes since the sun came up. Someone needs to die.

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You would think that with 6 billion people in this world, they could find a story more interesting than the breakage of Barry Manilow's nose.

Not to say that breaking ones nose wouldn't suck, but I certainly wouldn't call it news-worthy.