Politicians Needed

[Flypsyde]

Today's Leap Year Snack Day here in my office. (Yeah, I know, civil servants will use ANY EXCUSE AT ALL to bring food to work.) Between this weekend's Cholesterol/Alcohol Fest and the crap I'm shoving into my beer spout today, I should be somewhere around 4500 square miles.

My application for statehood should be put before Captiol Hill soon, so anyone who desires a career in politics may want to polish up their resumes.

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"I'll give you guys a dollar if you make out right now."
-Vblaise, coaxing forth the mating ritual of reluctant Dopers.

[Falcon]

LOL hon.....you gonna have Nelson as your national anthem??? *ducking and running*

[boli]

Not only will a Nelson song be the anthem, Matthew and Gunnar will be appointed to special posts within the administration. I just pray it's not as musical advisors.

[Falcon]

*snicker* And everyone will be required to use Proptronics computers.

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"You are sweet, kind, and considerate... Like a grown up boy scout with tits!"
- Brian, aka SDMB's one and only Satan.