View Full Version : Sting Won't Stay Outta My Dreams!
Gazelle
06-11-2003, 02:45 PM
I've had recurring romantic and/or erotic dreams about Sting since I was sixteen years old.
In my very first erotic dream, Sting showed up at my high school and jumped my bones in the hallway during a break between classes. It was awesome.
For twenty years now, I have had one of these dreams every six months or so. Many of them follow a continuous storyline in which we have a relationship that rekindles itself whenever I catch one of his concerts. He picks me out of the crowd and gestures for me to meet him backstage after his encores.
Last night he was some kind of enchanter. I was under his Tantric sexual control. Time away from him sped up to lightning speed. The only "real" time was with him, doing his bidding. Toward the end of the dream I tried to wrest control away from him while at the same time wanting to surrender.
The dreams cause me to wake up feeling desirable, attractive, wanted.
And yes, I am fully aware that Sting has no idea who I am.
Gaaaaazzzzeeeellle...
You don't have to put out the red light...
Gazelle
06-11-2003, 03:19 PM
Stoppit, lieu!
He's so sexy. Rrrrowr.
Judith Prietht
06-11-2003, 03:23 PM
I should have these problems. But noooo, I get stuck with the recurring dream about Dennis Rodman and his detachable penis . . .
auntie em
06-11-2003, 03:26 PM
Hey! No fair! All I get are 70s funk bands who don't even do it with me! How did you get sex with STING????
Wintermute
06-11-2003, 03:32 PM
You lucky, lucky girl.
So, is he...you know....big?
How do you know Sting doesn't have recurring dreams about you?
Interrobang!?
06-11-2003, 06:40 PM
Will he get into your car?
Gazelle
06-11-2003, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by Peg
How do you know Sting doesn't have recurring dreams about you? It's a fantastic fantasy.
Gazelle
06-11-2003, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by Interrobang!?
Will he get into your car? Nope and he has this habit of calling me his "Caribbean Queen" - I find it slightly annoying.
;)
jb_007clone
06-11-2003, 09:49 PM
Will he get into your car?
Billy Ocean is spinning in his grave.
I have a re-occuring dream about Hall & Oates!
I Can Go For That!
Just kidding.
Gazelle
06-11-2003, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by Wintermute
You lucky, lucky girl.
So, is he...you know....big? Like a hand in glove.
Aholibah
06-11-2003, 10:21 PM
I get the occasional celebrity dream. It almost always annoys me -- leaves me feeling like my subconscious has been so raped by popular culture that when it thrashes around looking for something meaningful, all it can come up with is Matt Perry. However, I feel a lot less like complaining when I manage to score the occasional George Clooney sex dream. ;)
(Was looking for a smiley that conveyed "Aaaaaahhhh" but couldn't find one.)
InternetLegend
06-11-2003, 10:33 PM
Just last night I dreamed that Nicolas Cage was the owner of the convenience store/fast food place where I was waiting while Mr. Legend and someone else were out robbing a bank. He was wearing a yellow shirt with "Nic" embroidered on the pocket, and I was telling him how I didn't even think of him as a celebrity, when he leaned over and kissed me. Then I realized with a start that I was wearing only a bathrobe and...
Well, you don't need to know the rest of that one.
I haven't had a good Sting sex dream in a very long time. Now I know why - he's been busy with Gazelle!
Khadaji
06-11-2003, 10:36 PM
Damn you gazelle! Now I can't get that song outta my head. (OK, it is partly Interrobang!?'s fault, but I am miffed at you both.)
;)
Marley23
06-11-2003, 11:03 PM
Well, you know- every step you take, every move you make, he'll be watching you.
green_bladder
06-11-2003, 11:57 PM
Oh can't you seeeeeee, you belong to meeeee [/Sting]
Gazelle
06-12-2003, 07:29 AM
If I ever met him, I'd probably faint and would definitely make a total fool of myself.
:::drooollll:::
dantheman
06-12-2003, 07:31 AM
Whew! And I thought you meant Sting the professional wrestler!
Gazelle
06-12-2003, 07:33 AM
Ick, dantheman. That Sting is at the opposite end of the hotness spectrum.
bittersweet
06-12-2003, 07:48 AM
Originally posted by Gazelle
He's so sexy. Rrrrowr. [/B]
Oh. My. God. YES he is...I've always loved Sting.
Any dream with Sting in it is a good dream.
garius
06-12-2003, 07:51 AM
i think it is vitally important that you write Sting a letter describing your dreams.
Go on... you know you want to...
bittersweet
06-12-2003, 07:54 AM
It would prolly turn into one of those silly romance novels...
GingerOfTheNorth
06-12-2003, 08:01 AM
What comes from re-reading the Lord Of The Rings trilogy: I thought you meant a little blue-glowing sword.
Gazelle
06-12-2003, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by garius
i think it is vitally important that you write Sting a letter describing your dreams.
Go on... you know you want to... No way. Besides, do you really think I'm the only person who has dreams about him?
He would also think I'm a psychonutbag crazed fan. Not the impression I would want to make on him.
Kalhoun
06-12-2003, 09:28 AM
Rumor has it he can go for HOURS and HOURS. I'd like to verify that stat personally.
garius
06-12-2003, 09:57 AM
Originally posted by Gazelle
No way. Besides, do you really think I'm the only person who has dreams about him?
He would also think I'm a psychonutbag crazed fan. Not the impression I would want to make on him.
*sigh*
but now you'll never find out if he dreams about you back.
(s)he who dares wins and all that :)
Actually i'll confess - i'm only trying to persuade you to do this so that when he gives a TV interview and mentions the "psychonutbag fan that has dreamt about him for twenty years" i can tell all my friends that i know who that is ;)
Back when he first started playing in a band, he used to always wear the same shirt on stage. Heh, it was yellow with black stripes and made him look like a big bee, thus garnering him the nickname "Sting".
Still, I'm sure he's got just a terriffic ovipositor.
Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth
What comes from re-reading the Lord Of The Rings trilogy: I thought you meant a little blue-glowing sword. Sting's "sword" glows?!?
I had a dream the other night in which Cher beat Mike Tyson to death with a microphone stand. i slept well the rest of that night!
Gazelle
06-12-2003, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by lieu
Back when he first started playing in a band, he used to always wear the same shirt on stage. Heh, it was yellow with black stripes and made him look like a big bee, thus garnering him the nickname "Sting".
Still, I'm sure he's got just a terriffic ovipositor. I don't think he has one of those, homie.From http://www.dictionary.com
o·vi·pos·i·tor
1. A tubular structure, usually concealed but sometimes extending outside the abdomen, with which many female insects deposit eggs.
2. A similar organ of certain fishes.
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