China looking for smart, spunky men.

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

China looking for smart, spunky men. (http://www.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/06/12/offbeat.china.sperm.ap/index.html)

They got what? 1 Billion People?!? And they can find a few proffessors to whack off into a jelly jar?

There's a serious communications problem here somewhere....

[Mehitabel]

First of all, I thought that the Chinese had a surplus of men due to male-preference abortion and all and that women were needed.

Second of all, as pointed out in Roald Dahl's delightfully bawdy novel MY UNCLE OSWALD, the real goal of such a bank should be to collect from the genius' FATHERS, not the guy himself!