6: Harry Potter and the Weapons of Mass Destruction

[don't ask]

Keeping up the tradition of Harry Potter and some mythical object as the title.

[Freyr]

[b]7: Harry Potter and Rush Limbaugh's Heart.

[Kallessa]

Harry Potter and the Compassionate Conservative

[Lazarus7]

oooh ...

look !! .. I have spotted sarcastic Liberal Americans !!

*runs away*

[Kallessa]

Wow! I've always wanted to be spotted as a sarcastic Liberal American! My mother will be so proud!

How about:

Harry Potter and the Witty Canadian?


*stands and grins*

[Michael Ellis]

Harry Potter and the Subtle Partisan.

[RobbieFal]

Harry Potter and the pile of cocaine

[Gorgon Heap]

Harry Potter and the Gravity Bong.





Saw that one in Maxim a few years back.

[dantheman]

Harry Potter and Epstein's Mother

[DreadCthulhu]

Harry Potter and the MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS!

[Shirley Ujest]

Harry Potter and the Hot and Spicy Cheerleader Twins.

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

Harry Potter And The Rowling Book With Genuine Literary Merit.

[acrossthesea]

Harry Potter and the Psychotic Book Shoppers

[Eats_Crayons]

Harry Potter and the Schroedinger Cat

[Count Blucher]

Harry Potter and Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen*.





















(*so wrong, you may have to scrub your brain...)

[Shirley Ujest]

Harry Potter : The Electric Boogaloo

[MonkeyMule]

Harry Potter and the Remote Controled Vibrating Panties

[Gorgon Heap]

Harry Potter and the Vogon Poet.

[yoyo3500]

Harry Potter and the World Series Champion Chicago Cubs

[Kallessa]

Harry Potter in Xanadu.

[Marley23]

Harry Potter and I Didn't Inhale.

[FordPrefect]

Harry Potter and the X-Ray Glasses that Really Work.

[lightingtool]

Harry Potter and the Sound of Puberty

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

Harry Potter And The Discovery That There Is No Magic, And He's Actually Been Locked Up In An Insane Asylum The Whole Time.

[Syntropy]

Harry Potter and the Dopester Without an Opinion

[Ponder Stibbons]

Harry Potter and Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen in the Remote Controled Vibrating Panties listening to the the Vogon Poet while petting Kitties Kitties Kitties!!! (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=193059)



Aiii!!! My Brain!!!

[Plankspanker]

Harry Potter and the Rural ADSL Line

damned BT. they can go to hell!!!!

and ponder, thank F*CK!!! someone else who likes pratchett!!!:D

[susan]

Harry Potter and the 1040EZ.

[Happy Scrappy Hero Pup]

Harry Potter and the Electric Fence.

[Freyr]

Harry Potter and the duel with Madame Cleo

[Shirley Ujest]

Harry Potter: Revenge of the Killer Bunnies

[Atreyu]

Harry Potter and Rincewind's Luggage

Harry Potter and Godot

Harry Potter and the Honest Politicians

Harry Potter and the Sincere Car Salesmen

Harry Potter and the Perpetual Motion Machine

[robertliguori]

Harry Potter and the TacNuke that was Apparated 50 feet above Voldemort's head, crushing him before detonation and thusly adding insult to injury.

Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Orgy.

[MaxTheVool]

I saw a list of these a while ago, and the two funniest were:

Harry Potter and the Homoerotic Leitmotif

and

Harry Potter and the Well-Deserved Asskicking

[matt_mcl]

Harry Potter and the Marketing Tie-In

Harry Potter and the Second Declension

Harry Potter Questions his Sexuality

Tom Potter and the Canadian Boyfriend

[E. Thorp]

Harry Potter and the Square Root of -1

[kferr]

Harry Potter and the Never Runs Slowly SDMB Server

[LurkMeister]

Harry Potter and the Efficiently Run Government Office

Having just gotten the day's work order from my manager and wondering how soon it'll be before they start yelling about the other work that's not getting done.

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

Harry Potter And Hermione's Bullwhip Of Nasty, Cruel, Kinky Fun.

[ElvisL1ves]

Harry Potter and the One-Eyed Trouser Snake

[Ponder Stibbons]

Harry Potter and Bugs Bunny tag team Voldemort and Yosemite Sam

[TelcontarStorm]

Harry Potter and the Holy Grail

Your Mother was a muggle and your Father smells of Griffonberries! Now, go away or I will petrify you more! ptttttttl

[MeanJoe]

Harry Potter, Hermoine, and what the Parrot saw.
Hermoine, the Parrot, and what Harry Potter saw.


Thank you M*A*S*H for shaping me during my formative years.

[Arcite]

Harry Potter and the Third Word That Ends In -gry

[Peg]

Harry Potter and the Mound of Muggle Money
Harry Potter and the Asthmatic Unicorn (I dunno - I needed an adjective)
Harry Potter and the One Ring
Finally....
Harry Potter and The End

[Tripler]

Harry Potter Gone Wild.


Tripler
And Snoop Dog is filming it.

[Wolfian]

Harry Potter and the Showdown: Gandalf v. Dumbledore

[Michael Ellis]

HARRY POTTER AND THE DORRANCE #5X STEEL HOOKS

[E. Thorp]

Harry Potter and the Gore Administration

[Weirddave]

Harry Potter Drops the Soap in Slythern's Locker Room

[Soup_du_jour]

Harry Potter and the Thyme Machine.

[!ceQueen]

Y'all forgot the best one

Harry Potter and THE BEAST!

[Monstre]

Harry Potter and the Competent Palm Beach County Voters

Harry Potter and the French Tickler of Doom

Harry Potter and the Slytherin Teacher Who Liked Him

[Stage Manager]

Harry Potter and the Occasional Pink Floor-Covering

Harry Potter Does Dallas

Harry Potter Does Bambi

Harry Potter and the Fierce Muggle Resistance of Doom

Harry Potter and the Order of The Goblet of Phoenix-Fire in Azkaban with A Sorceror's Stone

[SpaceGhostofArrakis]

Harry Potter: Assualt on Weapon X