Funniest thread of all time... [Archive] - Straight Dope Message Board

MegaDave

07-02-2003, 02:35 PM

seriously....

it is here (http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=56995)

currently has 396 posts and over 164,000 views from people from all over, even people not registered at II.

Highly recommended, and feel free to add to it!

chaoticbear

07-02-2003, 02:45 PM

lol... I read these on a site that had something to do with "gecko" or some sort of lizard.

lieu

07-02-2003, 03:12 PM

*Wheezing*

Oh man, I'd seen these before a long time ago but the new ones are a hoot. Those guys really are hilarious.

Eve

07-02-2003, 03:28 PM

Omigod, I have given myself hiccups twice, and I am sitting here laughing like Mutley. Gotta figure out how to print and paste-up my own "Best Of" version to send to friends.

Peg

07-02-2003, 04:09 PM

Love that stuff.

Trigonal Planar

07-02-2003, 04:13 PM

hahaha, those are great.

Zazie

07-02-2003, 04:20 PM

Oh, this is too funny, I am crying. Some are just plain perfect.

Troy McClure SF

07-02-2003, 06:38 PM

God I love those.

Lobsang

07-02-2003, 06:38 PM

"Don't get trapped under stuff" My fave so far.

Zeldar

07-02-2003, 06:45 PM

Thanks for the link, MegaDave!

Outstanding thread indeed.

Lobsang

07-02-2003, 06:59 PM

Starts to get a bit boring after the same picture has been done 20 times. The first page is the funniest.

raz

07-02-2003, 07:11 PM

That is too funny! I've seen the original site but that thread has some real gems!

I particularly liked the picture of the retarded looking person in front of the window with the caption "Not another crappy version of Windows!! No!!"

ghostrider

07-02-2003, 07:19 PM

That's a freakin' hoot! I really needed that! Thanks MegaDave!

Shodan

07-02-2003, 07:43 PM

The "All your base" display is beyond priceless.

Regards,
Shodan

minty green

07-02-2003, 08:13 PM

I lost it at "In the event of a nuclear explosion, drive around it."

Mama Tiger

07-02-2003, 08:46 PM

Anybody else notice that on page 8 there's a link back to "The Horror of Blimps"? Talk about circular! :D

Wonderful stuff -- although that board sure is heavy into cutesy smileys, isn't it?

Enola Straight

07-02-2003, 09:12 PM

In case of terrorist attack:

1. Don't pull on Superman's cape.
2. Don't spit into the wind.
3. Don't say "Hi, Opal!".
4. Don't pull the mask off the Lone Ranger.
5. Don't mess around with Jim.

Ashkicker

07-02-2003, 11:32 PM

Now that stinks. When I click the link it says that my IP has been banned. I've never trolled in my life to get banned from a message board. Let alone ever heard of or posted anything on that site. I can't read it. :(

lel

07-02-2003, 11:40 PM

If you can't see it in the original thread, it's also available on another site (http://www.geocities.com/thefirethread/). (The formatting looks different, but it's the same material.)

Stage Manager

07-02-2003, 11:53 PM

Okay, I was intrigued by Eve laughing like Muttley, so I wandered over to the linked site to have a look-see.

I regret that decision.

I laughed so hard, I almost threw up. Then my nose started bleeding.

I hope it stops soon. :mad:

Captain Blunty

07-03-2003, 02:26 AM

If your dumb ass does get trapped under stuff, amuse yourself in your final moments with shadow puppets.

Laughed so hard I blew explosive wind ! The funniest stuff I have seen in ages!

Cervaise

07-03-2003, 02:35 AM

That there's some funny-ass shit.

I feel bad for people who take the government's efforts seriously.

Omniscient

07-03-2003, 02:58 AM

I think the very best part is the "we're not worthy" smileys.......we need some!!!