View Full Version : Sequential Thread Titles of the Caribbean
Right here in MPSIMS:
After 19 years...
My Lunch is Not Good
World Eater
07-09-2003, 02:08 PM
Least Mundane and Pointless Thread in This Forum
We could use your prayers
plnnr
07-09-2003, 02:20 PM
So, I woke up this morning with my shirt on inside-out and backwards...
Select one or more dates and one or more diseases
ENugent
07-09-2003, 02:26 PM
When Furniture Attacks
Lessons learned from buying my first house
UrbanChic
07-09-2003, 03:05 PM
Thanks for breaking my heart again, ex-birdguy (long)
Why so bitter?
DogMom
07-09-2003, 03:29 PM
Here in MPSIMS:
A Less Lucky Day
Doper Dating Bulletin Board
moejuck
07-09-2003, 05:12 PM
Tornado strikes Indianapolis Motor Speedway
After 19 years
moejuck
07-09-2003, 05:18 PM
From the Pit:
To the assholes on Lake Minnetonka Friday Night:
Mixed Signals, rejection, and unrequited love:Please don't lead me on.
Loopus
07-09-2003, 06:16 PM
From the Pit:
To the assholes on Lake Minnetonka friday night:
Thanks a bunch!
cher3
07-09-2003, 06:25 PM
From IMHO:
Blow Job Technique (TMI)
good cheap vodka?
CalMeacham
07-10-2003, 01:06 PM
Right now in General Questions. Separated by one thread, but that's close enough for me:
How can I urinate faster?
Warm Spots in the Ocean
moejuck
07-10-2003, 02:02 PM
right here at home:
I'm off to take a dump.
Doper Dating Bulleting Board.
carrot
07-10-2003, 02:10 PM
I liked:
I'm off to take a dump.
A Less Lucky Day.
cher3
07-10-2003, 02:10 PM
And earlier today:
I seem to have a repulsive aura
I'm off to take a dump
Scarlett67
07-10-2003, 03:09 PM
In GQ:
Why can't plastic bottles be refilled?
How can I urinate faster?
Latch
07-10-2003, 06:47 PM
Ask the bisexual male teenager
Don't I know you from somewhere?
and a few lines down:
Ask The *Other* Teenager
Future WWE stars?
In MPSIMS:
Sequential Thread Titles Of The Caribbean
Hospital Pain Scale Needs Revision
Jervoise
07-10-2003, 08:37 PM
Screening right now in MPSIMS:
I'm off to take a dump
What do you do when you're exhausted at work?
Tamex
07-11-2003, 12:26 AM
Handle this sheep with care ...
STD Testing
MPSIMS:
I'm posting from my boat :)
Greek Porno Titles
c_carol
07-12-2003, 06:16 PM
So I'm filing a malpractice lawsuit. What do I need to know?
A haiku.
Panzerfaust
07-12-2003, 08:01 PM
Surgery went fine...recovery care was a joke
So I'm filing a malpractice lawsuit. What do I need to know?
Dealing with the public
The Butt Bra - or "She's got her ass in a sling"
another funny 404 page
My son Dominic's Amazingly Cute LiveJournal
Michael Ellis
07-12-2003, 08:14 PM
From Phones to Satellite Radios...
Random bowling advice needed
80sHairMetalMaven
07-12-2003, 08:51 PM
[in the Pit]
Fuck the Lakers!
What to do in case of rapture/hurricane
IDBB
lorene
07-12-2003, 10:09 PM
My son Dominic's Amazingly Cute LiveJournal
Weirdest Thing you've seen lately
Zenster
07-13-2003, 03:14 AM
Gay Dates????? raisinbread
Blow Job Technique (TMI) Major Kong
Waenara
07-13-2003, 04:46 AM
From MPSIMS:
Questions(s) For Police Officers
Introduce yourselves please?????
Stephen Hawking's Lap dancing visit
I wanna get drunk with Eve
Weirdest thing you've seen lately...
Is it time for another Portland Dopefest?
tanookie
07-13-2003, 05:04 AM
Greek Porno Titles
I saw Nekkid Betty White!! :-O
lorene
07-13-2003, 06:29 AM
Right here, right now:
How can you not like muffins?
Ask the bisexual male teenager
What kind of Johnny Depp are you?
From the Pit:
What to do in case of rapture and/or hurricane
Smile, Damn You!!!
Latch
07-13-2003, 09:14 AM
Question(s) For Police Officers
How can you not like muffins?
Obviously because donuts are the stereotypical police officer food!
80sHairMetalMaven
07-13-2003, 10:55 AM
I saw nekkid Betty White
Oh my God!
Yeah I'd be saying OMG after seeing a nekkid Betty White too...eek! I have to go bleach my brain now....
IDBB
Clothahump
07-13-2003, 11:10 AM
Well, the one that popped up for me in MPSIMS this morning is probably a good working title for a horror movie:
Vegas Dopefest
I saw nekkid Betty White
:eek:
Clothahump
07-13-2003, 11:10 AM
Well, the one that popped up for me in MPSIMS this morning is probably a good working title for a horror movie:
Vegas Dopefest
I saw nekkid Betty White
:eek:
koeeoaddi
07-13-2003, 12:45 PM
Just now in MPSIMS:
What Kind Of Johnny Depp Are You?
Some people should not be allowed to handle scissors
Bumbazine
07-13-2003, 12:53 PM
In MPSIMS now:
My friend is the worst driver I have ever been in a car with
To the guy whose car I hit
Zenster
07-13-2003, 01:48 PM
Blow Job Technique (TMI) Major Kong
Any thumbsuckers around?
Polycarp
07-13-2003, 05:11 PM
In the Pit:
It's not just YOUR thread, Eve!
But you should have crumpled like a tin can!
MagicEyes
07-15-2003, 07:28 AM
China erects world's largest condom
Satisfaction guaranteed...
3trew
07-15-2003, 12:56 PM
One for October, author of both pit posts:
DAMN YOU, Scylla... and your little blimp, too!
For the last time, I will NOT have sex with you until your wife leaves the room!
UrbanChic
07-15-2003, 01:47 PM
Courtesy of MPSIMS
Satisfaction guaranteed...
FWIW: Hiccup Cure
lightingtool
07-15-2003, 04:40 PM
right here:
China erects World's Largest Condom
Anniversary inflation (help me find a gift!)
lorene
07-15-2003, 08:42 PM
MPSIMS:
Satisfaction Guaranteed...
Depressing. I'm at a loss for words.
Biffy the Elephant Shrew
07-15-2003, 09:01 PM
In the Pit:
When going on a date, bathing is recommended.
Presidential candidate Bob Graham doesn't count
lorene
07-15-2003, 09:27 PM
Mountain Dope 2003 pics
More elephant jokes? Well, if you insist
Dear Customer, you are no longer welcome in our stores
Remember the blood of heroes
Latch
07-16-2003, 11:42 PM
Health news for men
Great News!! Frequent masturbation lowers prostate cancer risk. Flog the dolphin: It's good for yer health!
Three sequential titles, all about the "masturbation good for health" article. Think the idea is popular?
Latch
07-16-2003, 11:44 PM
Well, there SHOULD be a new line between "...cancer risk." and "Flog the...". You get the idea.
koeeoaddi
07-18-2003, 05:25 PM
MPSIMS:
France bans e-mail
Anyone know American Sign Language?
lorene
07-18-2003, 06:11 PM
Man gets entire left side of body cut off!
Is this thing for making steamed milk?
ratatoskK
07-18-2003, 06:23 PM
Groups Fight Over Fate of 174 Feral Chihuahuas
Three Year Olds Don't Tell Funny Jokes
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Man Found Guilty After Mooning Jury
Why Men Should Not Wear Thong Underwear
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Fashions You Wish Would Make a Comeback
Anybody want to hire a geek?
look!ninjas
07-18-2003, 07:11 PM
From MPSIMS
Menstruation is pretty dramatic
Why men should not wear thong underwear
FairyDust
07-18-2003, 11:36 PM
From MPSIMS
Cat Scratch Fever!
HELP! Need Kitten Advice
Mudshark
07-19-2003, 02:30 AM
Man Found Guilty After Mooning Jury
A New Hope for sexuality discrimination and bigotry in schools.
Mudshark
07-19-2003, 03:23 AM
This one also in MPSIMS
I just e-mailed ABC News
Why Men Should Not Wear Thong Underwear
c_carol
07-20-2003, 12:19 PM
The Maze of Pain
Best eBay Description Ever!
MPSIMS:
Finding Ms./Mr. Right..
Doper Dating Bulletin Board
Scarlett67
07-21-2003, 12:40 PM
MPSIMS:
How to react to a new tranny?
My new girlfriend has fantastic breasts. And I don't care.
MPSIMS:
The "Why, Exactly, Do You Work Here?" Thread
Hi. I got nuthin'.
CalMeacham
07-22-2003, 08:35 AM
Right now in GQ, a Triple Header:
TMI Alert: What does shit taste like?
Why does everything taste better with fat?
Why is there no blue food?
heresiarch
07-22-2003, 08:43 AM
My new girlfriend has fantastic breasts. And I don't care. (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=199113)
I have a stack-oriented mind. (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=199342)
In GQ:
What's the most efficient means of turning sunlight into human food?
Coca Cola
Kn*ckers
07-23-2003, 08:09 AM
Anyone have a spare LJ code?
Hi. I got nuthin'.
Great Bumper sitckers
New improved Florida, now with more giant lizards
Scuba_Ben
07-23-2003, 10:28 AM
Self-referencing thread from MPSIMS, right now:
Sequential Thread Titles of the Caribbean
Funny things people do sitting at traffic lights
MPSIMS:
What's that *stench*?
A long ago friend is found.
Anybody EVER Told Your Boss Off?
Advice on possible career change needed!
GD:
After death, what then?
Anarchy
What should an atheist do at a funeral?
Free Moussaoui!
IMHO:
Hillary Clinton: If she ran, could she win?
No such thing as a stupid question???
BBQ Pit:
If I wanted to see asscracks and pubic hair, I'd go to a strip bar
Mom, why are these things so difficult to understand?
FairyDust
07-23-2003, 10:42 AM
Wanted: Rich male.
Hi. I got nuthin'.
Eman_Bruin
07-23-2003, 12:53 PM
Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!)
My honeymoon thread
From Cafe Society:
Worlds Greatest Hero
Eutychus
A question for overweight people
Do I have monkey feet?
Olive, The Other Reindeer
07-23-2003, 04:37 PM
Advice on possible career change needed!
Stupid is as stupid does: robber uses resume for hold up note
sunfish
07-23-2003, 05:52 PM
From MPSIMS:
I'm in love!
I am in deep doo-doo
FairyChatMom
07-23-2003, 06:25 PM
Now in MPSIMS:
I'm in love!
I'm a smitten kitten!
Simple Dreamer
07-23-2003, 06:25 PM
MPSIMS:
Game
One step forward, two steps back (whining about my life)
Second Guest
07-24-2003, 09:13 AM
This morning in MPSIMS:
Jesus Rhinestone Christ with a Ruby Loincloth!
Funky names for local businesses
lost4life
07-24-2003, 12:40 PM
In IMHO:
The most boring SDMB thread subject you can think of.
Let's talk about ranch dressing
lost4life
07-25-2003, 08:02 AM
Ooh I got another one:
From the pit
Do you ever want to grab a transvestite and...
The flames of young love on Capitol Hill
lost4life
07-25-2003, 08:20 AM
Ooh I got another one:
From the pit
Do you ever want to grab a transvestite and...
The flames of young love on Capitol Hill
80sHairMetalMaven
07-25-2003, 08:25 AM
Right here in MPSIM:
Uday and Qusay were killed in a bathroom
Oh Lord now I have seen it all and I don't need to stay!
IDBB
80sHairMetalMaven
07-25-2003, 08:30 AM
From the Pit:
God Hates Freedom
You'll flip your flippin lid!
Breasts are boring *yawn*
Pflap, pflap, pflap...
IDBB
Gorsnak
07-25-2003, 01:04 PM
From GQ:
What will they do with Uday and Qusay's bodies?
What's the deal with mincemeat?
Ewwwwwww!
TeaRoses
07-25-2003, 01:54 PM
IM MPSIMS:
Jesus Rhinestone Christ with a Ruby Loincloth!
What Do You Get For Someone Who Doesn't Like Anything?
Larry Mudd
07-27-2003, 02:53 PM
You know it's the Pit:
Fuck you! I don't smoke!
"No wonder you're so fat"
BrotherCadfael
07-30-2003, 11:52 AM
The greatest Playboy of
all time (Jun '99)
Biggest mammalian
predator ever?
Famous Last Words
I'm thinking about getting a motorcycle...
DeadlyAccurate
08-04-2003, 08:48 AM
My Date with the Dumpster (long, some profanity)
Famous Last Words
Straight Males and Homosexual Experimentation
Need opinions on buying a good digital camera.
What's your solution to the homeless problem?
Table Manners.
I had a scam shut down
Please help cheer me up!
Tapioca Dextrin
08-04-2003, 09:39 AM
From MPSIMS:
Famous Last Words
Doper Armorers: Whatcha Making?
Polycarp
08-04-2003, 10:24 AM
This one from GD is just too good, on a number of levels, to pass up:
So Lee Wins Gettysburg...
What now, Log Cabin Republicans?
...sounds like the plot of a Hirsute Columbiform novel in miniature! :)
Max_Castle
08-04-2003, 12:55 PM
in IMHO:
Umm... do I exhibit sociopathic tendencies?
I'm thinking about getting a motorcycle...
Scarlett67
08-04-2003, 03:20 PM
In my "View New Posts" listing, both started by Polycarp:
I'm Proud of My Church
My Church Is Porn?!?!?
teela brown
08-04-2003, 06:47 PM
From MPSIMS:
Whatchya all doing today?
Dog poop
Scarlett67
08-04-2003, 08:41 PM
Another one from my "View New Posts" list:
What is the strangest thing you've found?
I found a kitten!
Larry Mudd
08-04-2003, 09:09 PM
IMHO:
What's the worst thing to say to a cop?
I am happy and drunk.
When did you stop partying?
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