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October
07-12-2003, 04:09 PM
So we're having a party, sitting around in our swimsuits in a hot tub drinking margaritas, and for some reason we get on the topic of Greek porno titles. Here's what we came up with:

Helen does Troy
Oedipus Sex
Antigonads
Clitemnestra
Shagamemnon
Prometheus Bound
Testicles (pronounced Test-a-cleese) and the SAC of Rome
The Trojan Boys
The Trojan Whores
Hung like a Minotaur
Romulus gets Remed
Oedipus does Colonnus
Hector in Drag (I was proud of that one)
Achilles' Bendin'
The Erodyssey
The Flash of the Titans
The Oralsteia
Jason and the Argonads
Socrates Always Swallows

Any more ideas?

Eilsel
07-12-2003, 04:13 PM
Achilles goes Anal

Johnny Bravo
07-12-2003, 04:40 PM
Pandora's Box. (heh. heh.)

Polycarp
07-12-2003, 04:53 PM
Chiron: Hung Like a ...

Iphigenia does All-Lust, and its sequel
Iphigenia does Taurus (a variation on the Europa bestiality series)

October
07-12-2003, 05:14 PM
Pan's Pipe

Jpeg Jones
07-12-2003, 05:37 PM
Let's all catch Sisyphus and die.

MrBoy1967
07-12-2003, 05:51 PM
Look at Maenads

Biotop
07-12-2003, 06:34 PM
Hard Cor-inth
IndisCrete
Cyclops and his One-Eyed Giant

Biotop
07-12-2003, 06:36 PM
Olympussy

Plankspanker
07-12-2003, 07:14 PM
Shagamemnon (i think)

80sHairMetalMaven
07-12-2003, 07:18 PM
LOL
The Sexual Adventures of Hercules

Jason and the Argonads

Sorry..I am SO bad at this.:D

IDBB

Hugh Jass
07-12-2003, 07:37 PM
Homo's Odyssey

Scylla and Charybtits

The Pusseidon Adventure

Seducya: She'll turn your bone to stone.

Many lay us:King of Sparta

Eat a Puss, Rex

The River Dyx

Penis de Milo

Ejaculysian Fields

The Ladies of Hades

Herberus

Agamen on men

The Trojaned Whores

Diana Does Delphi

80sHairMetalMaven
07-12-2003, 07:51 PM
ROTFLMAO

IDBB

80sHairMetalMaven
07-12-2003, 07:54 PM
Diana, Goddess of the Cunt *can I say that?:eek: *

Hair-a, Queen of Olympussy





IDBB

Biffy the Elephant Shrew
07-12-2003, 09:17 PM
Lezzystrata, by Ari-stuffin'ease

MrBoy1967
07-12-2003, 09:33 PM
Dion-Ass-us

Up Uranus (OK,its Roman, but c'mon!)

Athena Big One

The Pillar of Hercules

The Perils of Paris on the Island of Lesbos

Greek Fire

Hector Wrecked Her

Helen: the face that lunched on 1000 Dicks

MrBoy1967
07-12-2003, 09:36 PM
The Trojan Wargasm

Wet Toga Party

Girls Gone Dionysian

MrBoy1967
07-12-2003, 09:57 PM
The Hecatoncheire and the Lonely Women

Satisfying Andy Licious
07-12-2003, 11:17 PM
Oedipus Racks


(They knock your eyes out!)

Satisfying Andy Licious
07-12-2003, 11:58 PM
Men'll Lay Us!

October
07-13-2003, 12:49 AM
I'm laughing my ass off, guys. How about:

Menelingus

MrBoy1967
07-13-2003, 01:40 AM
Bi-Reams & Try Reams

MrBoy1967
07-13-2003, 01:45 AM
Plato's Repubic

MrBoy1967
07-13-2003, 02:00 AM
Ana XXX Imander

Ana XXX Imens

Ana XXX Agoras

Hera Clit Us
The 12 Labors of Testikles

Ouranus

The Coming of Enkidu
Divest All Virgins

Book:
The Complete Illustrated Positions Manual for Lovers- All 5 positions! Also works with women!

MrBoy1967
07-13-2003, 05:27 AM
Archimedes' Screw

5 Solid Pythagoreans

The Pelopenisian Whores

Troy Gets Sacked

In the Chorus

Hard as Bronze

Diana's Stag Party

Alcibiades Priapus-Hands

October
07-13-2003, 12:32 PM
Between Scylla and Charyb-dick

(MrBoy, you're frighteningly good at this!)

Plankspanker
07-13-2003, 03:10 PM
Eureka.ah.aah.Aah.AAh.AAHHZUESYES!!!!

(i think i may have jumped over the line...)

Plankspanker
07-13-2003, 03:38 PM
gah, just spotted shagamemnon was in the OP. i'm so stupid...

October
07-13-2003, 03:47 PM
I'm still laughing about Diana's Stag Party. There could be a sequel: Stags see Nymphs Bathing, get Torn Apart by Bitches. Okay, that one's rather obscure, and it shows what a nerd I am.

hebesphenomegacorona
07-13-2003, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by Hugh Jass
Scylla and Charybtits



Don't you mean:


Scylla and Charybigtits?

MaxTheVool
07-13-2003, 05:58 PM
You can't have "barely legal" without a code of laws...

80sHairMetalMaven
07-13-2003, 06:30 PM
LOL

IDBB

Satisfying Andy Licious
07-13-2003, 06:46 PM
Seven Against These.

Testacleaz
07-13-2003, 10:03 PM
Did someone call my name?

MrBoy1967
07-14-2003, 04:26 PM
(Thanks for the compliment, but I loved Olympussy most...)

OK, here's some more...

The Dickathalon

Persia goes Greek

Euclit

Jay's On Argos' Nuts
Pusseus

Releasing the Kracken

Tossed Enceladus

I've got Demeter

Odysseus beats the Cyclops

Moon Goddess

October
07-14-2003, 04:35 PM
Holy Freaking Cow, MrBoy--you're going to get me in trouble at work. My boss is going to wonder why I'm rolling around on the floor, laughing my ass off. Were you a Classics major, by chance? Or just a Greek porn enthusiast?

MrBoy1967
07-14-2003, 04:58 PM
Yes.

Er, I mean I was a philosophy major. Close enough. Which reminds me...

The Philosopher's Stone

MrBoy1967
07-14-2003, 05:05 PM
Flute Girls are Easy

MrBoy1967
07-14-2003, 05:14 PM
Ar-Ass Total

MrBoy1967
07-14-2003, 05:18 PM
Narciss-Ass

Kiss this guy

Gorgeous Gorgias

SkyBum
07-14-2003, 06:39 PM
Endless Sisyphean Love

Barathron Marathon

Down in Hedon Boustrophedon

Athena Digs Her Colophon

Episemon of Love

Sophocles is on His Knees

Dionysia in the City of Satyrs

Satyrs and Goats in Boats: A Dr. Seuss Video Guide to Rudimentary Lovemaking.

Hephaestus Rides His Mule

Maenads Love Gonads

Odysseus: Journey to the Center of Her Girth

MrBoy1967
07-15-2003, 01:35 AM
Clitias

Clash of the Tit-ans

Oddyse-Ass

The Story of Glandymead

Danae and the Golden Shower

Giant Tityus

Poseidon's Adventure

Naughty Nymphs 1 - 4
Orpheass Decending

MrBoy1967
07-15-2003, 01:38 AM
Hey October,

have you considered expanding this string into OTHER classical mythologies, like Norse or Arthurian? That way we wouldn't have to establish other strings.

And the possibilities are endless...

October
07-15-2003, 10:06 AM
I don't know much about Norse, but I can dig Arthurian or Egyptian...Knock yourself out. But in the Greek category, I offer the following:

Variations on the theme, "Between a Rock and a Hard Place."

Between a Roc and a Hard Place
Between a Roc and a Hard Penis
Between a Roc-Hard Penis

MrBoy1967
07-15-2003, 02:34 PM
Sac-retes goes to the Sin-posium

And, with October's permission:

Sexcalibur: the story of the Legendary Arthur Been Draggin', King of the Bigguns

Sir Lance a Lot do Lick

sylphishone
07-15-2003, 05:25 PM
You all are tooo funny!

sylphishone
07-15-2003, 06:13 PM
I have been trying to think of one but guess I am Greek Sex Movie naming challenged.

Shade
07-15-2003, 08:47 PM
Arthur: The once and fucked her king.
Lancelot and Elaine: a burning love.

Rick
07-15-2003, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by October
So we're having a party, sitting around in our swimsuits in a hot tub drinking margaritas, and for some reason we get on the topic of Greek porno titles. Here's what we came up with:


Testicles (pronounced Test-a-cleese) and the SAC of Rome

Any more ideas?

Sound and Fury (http://www.soundandfury.org/index2.html) beat you to to it. (http://www.soundandfury.org/images/testyshirt.gif) :D

E. Thorp
07-16-2003, 01:53 AM
Orifice and Eurydick
Aneas and Dildo

MrBoy1967
07-16-2003, 02:20 AM
Phidickides' Marathon

Iphevagina

MrBoy1967
07-17-2003, 03:02 AM
The Nippledrome

SnugTheJoiner
07-17-2003, 03:22 AM
Orifice in the Underwear

Bottoms Up, Ganymede!

Aphrodykey

Philster
07-17-2003, 08:56 AM
Greeced Holes

Fuckanupolis

Avarie537
07-17-2003, 11:27 AM
The Trojan Whores!!

(I even previewed and didn't see it.)

My fave is so far is Danae and the Golden Shower. You didn't even have to change the name or anything!

October
07-17-2003, 11:39 AM
Trojan Whores is in the OP. I, too, like Danae and the Golden Shower. Prometheus Bound is another good one you don't even have to change. I'm trying to think of more, but I'm not as dirty minded as MrBoy...

Avarie537
07-17-2003, 11:49 AM
Oh DAMMIT!!

When I previewed, it didn't go back that far.


::sits in the corner and sulks::





:(

MrBoy1967
07-17-2003, 01:41 PM
Rambrosia-Nut-ctar of the Gods

Theseus in the Labiarynth