Greek Porno Titles

[October]

So we're having a party, sitting around in our swimsuits in a hot tub drinking margaritas, and for some reason we get on the topic of Greek porno titles. Here's what we came up with:

Helen does Troy
Oedipus Sex
Antigonads
Clitemnestra
Shagamemnon
Prometheus Bound
Testicles (pronounced Test-a-cleese) and the SAC of Rome
The Trojan Boys
The Trojan Whores
Hung like a Minotaur
Romulus gets Remed
Oedipus does Colonnus
Hector in Drag (I was proud of that one)
Achilles' Bendin'
The Erodyssey
The Flash of the Titans
The Oralsteia
Jason and the Argonads
Socrates Always Swallows

Any more ideas?

[Eilsel]

Achilles goes Anal

[Johnny Bravo]

Pandora's Box. (heh. heh.)

[Polycarp]

Chiron: Hung Like a ...

Iphigenia does All-Lust, and its sequel
Iphigenia does Taurus (a variation on the Europa bestiality series)

[October]

Pan's Pipe

[Jpeg Jones]

Let's all catch Sisyphus and die.

[MrBoy1967]

Look at Maenads

[Biotop]

Hard Cor-inth
IndisCrete
Cyclops and his One-Eyed Giant

[Biotop]

Olympussy

[Plankspanker]

Shagamemnon (i think)

[80sHairMetalMaven]

LOL
The Sexual Adventures of Hercules

Jason and the Argonads

Sorry..I am SO bad at this.:D

IDBB

[Hugh Jass]

Homo's Odyssey

Scylla and Charybtits

The Pusseidon Adventure

Seducya: She'll turn your bone to stone.

Many lay us:King of Sparta

Eat a Puss, Rex

The River Dyx

Penis de Milo

Ejaculysian Fields

The Ladies of Hades

Herberus

Agamen on men

The Trojaned Whores

Diana Does Delphi

[80sHairMetalMaven]

ROTFLMAO

IDBB

[80sHairMetalMaven]

Diana, Goddess of the Cunt *can I say that?:eek: *

Hair-a, Queen of Olympussy





IDBB

[Biffy the Elephant Shrew]

Lezzystrata, by Ari-stuffin'ease

[MrBoy1967]

Dion-Ass-us

Up Uranus (OK,its Roman, but c'mon!)

Athena Big One

The Pillar of Hercules

The Perils of Paris on the Island of Lesbos

Greek Fire

Hector Wrecked Her

Helen: the face that lunched on 1000 Dicks

[MrBoy1967]

The Trojan Wargasm

Wet Toga Party

Girls Gone Dionysian

[MrBoy1967]

The Hecatoncheire and the Lonely Women

[Satisfying Andy Licious]

Oedipus Racks


(They knock your eyes out!)

[Satisfying Andy Licious]

Men'll Lay Us!

[October]

I'm laughing my ass off, guys. How about:

Menelingus

[MrBoy1967]

Bi-Reams & Try Reams

[MrBoy1967]

Plato's Repubic

[MrBoy1967]

Ana XXX Imander

Ana XXX Imens

Ana XXX Agoras

Hera Clit Us
The 12 Labors of Testikles

Ouranus

The Coming of Enkidu
Divest All Virgins

Book:
The Complete Illustrated Positions Manual for Lovers- All 5 positions! Also works with women!

[MrBoy1967]

Archimedes' Screw

5 Solid Pythagoreans

The Pelopenisian Whores

Troy Gets Sacked

In the Chorus

Hard as Bronze

Diana's Stag Party

Alcibiades Priapus-Hands

[October]

Between Scylla and Charyb-dick

(MrBoy, you're frighteningly good at this!)

[Plankspanker]

Eureka.ah.aah.Aah.AAh.AAHHZUESYES!!!!

(i think i may have jumped over the line...)

[Plankspanker]

gah, just spotted shagamemnon was in the OP. i'm so stupid...

[October]

I'm still laughing about Diana's Stag Party. There could be a sequel: Stags see Nymphs Bathing, get Torn Apart by Bitches. Okay, that one's rather obscure, and it shows what a nerd I am.

[hebesphenomegacorona]

Originally posted by Hugh Jass
Scylla and Charybtits



Don't you mean:


Scylla and Charybigtits?

[MaxTheVool]

You can't have "barely legal" without a code of laws...

[80sHairMetalMaven]

LOL

IDBB

[Satisfying Andy Licious]

Seven Against These.

[Testacleaz]

Did someone call my name?

[MrBoy1967]

(Thanks for the compliment, but I loved Olympussy most...)

OK, here's some more...

The Dickathalon

Persia goes Greek

Euclit

Jay's On Argos' Nuts
Pusseus

Releasing the Kracken

Tossed Enceladus

I've got Demeter

Odysseus beats the Cyclops

Moon Goddess

[October]

Holy Freaking Cow, MrBoy--you're going to get me in trouble at work. My boss is going to wonder why I'm rolling around on the floor, laughing my ass off. Were you a Classics major, by chance? Or just a Greek porn enthusiast?

[MrBoy1967]

Yes.

Er, I mean I was a philosophy major. Close enough. Which reminds me...

The Philosopher's Stone

[MrBoy1967]

Flute Girls are Easy

[MrBoy1967]

Ar-Ass Total

[MrBoy1967]

Narciss-Ass

Kiss this guy

Gorgeous Gorgias

[SkyBum]

Endless Sisyphean Love

Barathron Marathon

Down in Hedon Boustrophedon

Athena Digs Her Colophon

Episemon of Love

Sophocles is on His Knees

Dionysia in the City of Satyrs

Satyrs and Goats in Boats: A Dr. Seuss Video Guide to Rudimentary Lovemaking.

Hephaestus Rides His Mule

Maenads Love Gonads

Odysseus: Journey to the Center of Her Girth

[MrBoy1967]

Clitias

Clash of the Tit-ans

Oddyse-Ass

The Story of Glandymead

Danae and the Golden Shower

Giant Tityus

Poseidon's Adventure

Naughty Nymphs 1 - 4
Orpheass Decending

[MrBoy1967]

Hey October,

have you considered expanding this string into OTHER classical mythologies, like Norse or Arthurian? That way we wouldn't have to establish other strings.

And the possibilities are endless...

[October]

I don't know much about Norse, but I can dig Arthurian or Egyptian...Knock yourself out. But in the Greek category, I offer the following:

Variations on the theme, "Between a Rock and a Hard Place."

Between a Roc and a Hard Place
Between a Roc and a Hard Penis
Between a Roc-Hard Penis

[MrBoy1967]

Sac-retes goes to the Sin-posium

And, with October's permission:

Sexcalibur: the story of the Legendary Arthur Been Draggin', King of the Bigguns

Sir Lance a Lot do Lick

[sylphishone]

You all are tooo funny!

[sylphishone]

I have been trying to think of one but guess I am Greek Sex Movie naming challenged.

[Shade]

Arthur: The once and fucked her king.
Lancelot and Elaine: a burning love.

[Rick]

Originally posted by October
So we're having a party, sitting around in our swimsuits in a hot tub drinking margaritas, and for some reason we get on the topic of Greek porno titles. Here's what we came up with:


Testicles (pronounced Test-a-cleese) and the SAC of Rome

Any more ideas?

Sound and Fury (http://www.soundandfury.org/index2.html) beat you to to it. (http://www.soundandfury.org/images/testyshirt.gif) :D

[E. Thorp]

Orifice and Eurydick
Aneas and Dildo

[MrBoy1967]

Phidickides' Marathon

Iphevagina

[MrBoy1967]

The Nippledrome

[SnugTheJoiner]

Orifice in the Underwear

Bottoms Up, Ganymede!

Aphrodykey

[Philster]

Greeced Holes

Fuckanupolis

[Avarie537]

The Trojan Whores!!

(I even previewed and didn't see it.)

My fave is so far is Danae and the Golden Shower. You didn't even have to change the name or anything!

[October]

Trojan Whores is in the OP. I, too, like Danae and the Golden Shower. Prometheus Bound is another good one you don't even have to change. I'm trying to think of more, but I'm not as dirty minded as MrBoy...

[Avarie537]

Oh DAMMIT!!

When I previewed, it didn't go back that far.


::sits in the corner and sulks::





:(

[MrBoy1967]

Rambrosia-Nut-ctar of the Gods

Theseus in the Labiarynth