Food Fight!!!

[PurpleCrackwhore]

Sounds to me like we need to get some pent up aggression out and what better way than a good food fight!

Picks up the chocolate cream pie and throws it at Canadian Sue. Well she was begging me for chocolate earlier. Throws a hand full of mashed potatoes at Democritus just because!

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I really try to be good but it just isn't in my nature!

[psycat90]

Good call Purp. I am ready!

Throws strawberries at Doobieous.
Throws strawberries at voguevixen.

Throws Green Bean at Cheese Head.

Incoming!!

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I will not conduct my own fire drills.

[Dirty Devil]

:: :DD throws a whole plate of chorizo at Demo, then pours a whole can of Milwaukee's Best down his shirt:::

There, now I feel better.

[Dirty Devil]

Of course :D should be DD. So sue me (wait, I better not even joke about that, uh?)

[psycat90]

Hmmmmm, suddenly I have this craving for chorizo and beer.

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I will not conduct my own fire drills.

[Green Bean]

Ouch!

Green Bean picks herself up and launches herself at UncleBeer, cause she's still mad at him for the "gumming on the green bean" thing from the B**w J*b thread...

[PurpleCrackwhore]

:: catapults large black olives across the room at DD. Shakes up her beer and drenches all of you::




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I really try to be good but it just isn't in my nature!

[CanadianSue]

Jeez Louise.. have you been drinking again PCW? Don't you ever ever waste good chocolate.. ya hear? ;)

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We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another

[SeaDiver]

Throws tamales at Demo
Throws chile at Doobieous (carefully avoiding eyes)

Begins unloading truckload of cilantro

[Bluepony]

OK, we need some Technicolor here.

: :Dumps bowl of lime jello on Cristi::

That's for saying good things about Disneyland! :::SPLAT:::

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...send lawyers, guns, and money...

Warren Zevon

[psycat90]

::throws some peanuts at techchick::

: :Dodges a vat of guacamole::

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I will not instigate revolution.

[kinoons]

Kinoons comes in twirling two cans of cheese whiz, hosing down the room

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Kinooning it up for 20 years and counting

[Demo]

Just like me to stare off at the wall and daydream while being pelted with food.

::Licking the mashed potatoes, chorizo and tamale sauce off my face:: Yummm!

I would not, could not drink the Milwaukee's Best. Not in a house, not with a mouse, etc...

::Searching through cupboards...::

Ahh ha! Take that!(Cream of mushroom soup down Purp's shirt) and THAT! (Creamed corn at DD's head) And THAT! (Creamed spinach at SeaDiver)

See how they like that! I needed to get rid of that crap anyway. So much for the food drive...

::Snickering, and then slipping in the jello and falling on my ass::

Grrrrr....

[Demo]

Well, now that I'm down here on the ground anyway...

::Tossing gobs of the mixed up food slop on the floor at Psy, Doob and Techie!::

Watch out, it's sliiiiipery!

[Billdo]

Ummmm, Demo, I don't know how to tell you this, but in a food fight it's generally considered good form to take the food out of the cans before throwing it. (This applies to glass jars as well.)

As your aim was, shall we say, a little spotty, there was no harm done (except for some nifty dents in the walls). But next time, let's try to go easy on the canned goods, okay.

[Demo]

Sorry, too much coffee today... Still, the thought of the actual can of cream of mushroom soup going down Purp's shirt is pretty damn funny...

[psycat90]

::raids the weinermobile and throws, ummmm, wieners around the room.:: Relish, anyone?

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I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.

[Foggy]

::throws fromage at ChiefScott::
I am not a cheesehead!
: :picks up a pecan cheesecake(from the newly open Cheesecake Factory @Macys)and puts it safly away::
I won't waist good food!
: :picks up box of Boca Bugers & flings the pattys like fisbes across the room::

[idiotboy]

:: launches a 21 can o' spam salute ::

[SwimmingRiddles]

w00h00! Senseless acts of violence with food!

: :pelts Rosebud with Koogle. Gets angry when she delightedly begins eating it.::

"HEY! No fair, you can't ENJOY getting hit!"

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DON PEDRO: Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour.

BEATRICE: No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born. -Much Ado About Nothing, Act II, Sc: i

[Green Bean]

Green Bean launches herself at SwimmingRiddles 'cause she is mad that she brought Koogle into this food fight. Barf-o-rific!

[purrplebear]

HEY! Can anyone join in here?? <ducking suddenly to avoid the guacamole someone threw her way> hehehehe! missed me, nanner, nanner, nanner! :p
<throws her stash of gooey, jello pudding at Demo> THAT's for laughing at me on ICQ! ;)

<Slipping suddenly on the gooey mess on the floor, purplebear plops down on her tuckus> :o Darn it!

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You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.

[SwimmingRiddles]

Nanner nanner nanner? Everyone KNOWS it's "neeener neeener neeener."

::throws the now-violently ill Green Bean at purplebear::

[BrainWeasel]

Holiday-wrapped six-foot sub-sandwich swordfights rule!



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-BrainWeasel

Squeaks from BrainWeasel's Cage
http://brainweasel.home.att.net

[quadell]

Your Quadell waltzes through the room, oblivoius to the goings-on, while food whizzes past in all directions. Amazingly, he is not hit.

[Green Bean]

Green Bean vomits Koogle onto Quadell's shoes.

[Myron Van Horowitzski]

Myron, the wannabee, steals in with the Sledge-O-Matic.

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Imbibo, ergo sum.

[Eve]

Saxface launches a banana cream pie at Alphagene, who ducks. In walks Eve, who gets it right in the kisser.

Gazes through pie-covered lorgnette: "WELL!"

[AzRaek]

Saunters in with a Salad Shooter, which has been fitted with a gas engine...
Fires it up like a chainsaw...
Pulls cucumbers, carrots and from her quiver...
Hoses the room with salad fixings, not caring who gets beaned

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I mis-wasted my youth.

[idiotboy]

:: removes spam from nose ::

Ok, now that is just foul!

:: starts hurling bologna slices across the room ::

[Rosebud]

:::belatedly realizes that SwimmingRiddles has thrown Koogle at her::

Hey, this stuff doesn't taste like I remember it...

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Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we've been eating Gam-er-aaaa...

[Dirty Devil]

Hey, look what I brought. Silly Pate!

:::DD starts bouncing the elastic hor d'oeuvre all around the room:::

Hey, Demo, watch out, cover your...ooohhhhhhh. Sorry about that, dude. Here, I'll call a proctologist right away. Maybe he can remove it.

[Odieman]

Steals AzRaek's salad shooter, fills it up with canned Pork brains and spryas the room. Odieman follows this disgusting salvo by launching a tub of spaghetti sauce onto the floor

[Odieman]

Uhh, he also sprays the crowd.

[SwimmingRiddles]

::while no one was looking, SwimmingRiddles has snuck out of the room, and went to the local Walmart. She returns a 1/2 hour later with her arms full.::

PLASTIC PONCHOS! Consider them armor for your food fight, people! $5 a poncho!

[Billdo]

Pssst, Swimming. You may not want to mention to aha that you got the ponchos at the *&%# Walmart (http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000829.html).

Anyway, I'll take a poncho.

::: picking up a slice of bologna, scooping up some spagetti sauce with it, and flinging it at purplebear :::

[Rosebud]

I'm a vegetarian, so I hope you'll all refrain from hitting me with meat prod-- OW!

::removes slice of bologna from forehead::

I'd like a poncho,please.

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Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we've been eating Gam-er-aaaa...

[Fillet]

::tiptoes through the door, sets up camp behind the counter, and with a series of rapid underhand tosses flings scoops of raspberry sherbert at everyone who hasn't bought a poncho from SwimmingRiddles yet::

[Demo]

Hey, Demo, watch out, cover your...ooohhhhhhh. Sorry about that, dude. Here, I'll call a proctologist right away. Maybe he can remove it.

::Bouncing around on my bum::

Hey! This is more fun than a Hippity-Hoppity!

;)

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Whether you're fat or slim bubble your ting.
Fellas if you need help, use ginseng.
--Wyclef Jean

[Shadowfox]

Shadowfox walks into the room, wagging her finger at the food fighters....... "didn't anybody tell you how bad it is to waste food? There are starving children in Assboink, Idaho that would give up their third arm to be able to eat some of this food!"

Shadowfox stomps back out, shouting over her shoulder "And I am not cleaning this up!"




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Shadowfox

"The dead have risen, and they're voting Republican!" - Bart Simpson

[Dirty Devil]

Originally posted by Democritus:
::Bouncing around on my bum::

Hey! This is more fun than a Hippity-Hopp! ;)

And you can copy pictures and text from newspapers, too! Hey, don't ever say that I never did anything good for you.

[Persephone]

:::the oblivious Cristi, who has been standing in the corner reading the Disney Channel Magazine & humming "It's A Small World" to herself, suddenly awakens to find herself covered in lime jello, Spam, and salad:::

Hey! What in the Sam Hill is going on here?

:::ducks as Green Bean sails across the room again:::

Food fight? Woohoo!

:::empties purse, and begins peppering Bluepony with Altoids & beef jerky, then whirls, catches a flying piece of watermelon from Myron's Sledge-O-Matic, and flings it back at him, nailing him right between the eyes:::

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[Narile]

Narile walks in, looks around, briefly considers tossing some dwarf bread into the melee, but it is a friendly fight, so he just starts hurling twinkies in random directions.


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>>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry....unless the other guy is bigger than you.<<

---The dragon observes

[Demo]

And you can copy pictures and text from newspapers, too! Hey, don't ever say that I never did anything good for you.
Have you ever thought of going into the sdvertising business DD? You make it sound like so much fuuuun!

[Shadowfox]

Originally posted by Narile:
Narile walks in, looks around, briefly considers tossing some dwarf bread into the melee, but it is a friendly fight, so he just starts hurling twinkies in random directions.

NO! Don't throw the Twinkies! Twinkies are a rare commodity these days in the Northeast.

Stomps out again.....I'm still not going to clean this mess up!




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Shadowfox

"The dead have risen, and they're voting Republican!" - Bart Simpson

[Overengineer]

Green Bean stuffs herself FIRMLY up Billdo's nose.

[Green Bean]

Green Bean yanks herself out of Billdo's nose and runs over to the Overengineer.

Yells "Quit messing with my browser settings and welcome to the SDMB!"

Dumps a plate of linguine with clam sauce over the Overengineer's head and runs back to Billdo.

Jams herself back up Billdo's nose.

[Sealemon88]

Slings some spaghetti at Sqrcub, then launches meatballs randomly around the room.

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You say "cheesy" like that's a BAD thing.

[purrplebear]

<getting hit on her right arm bu a flying piece of bologna, Purplebear turns to see who threw that at her> EEEEWWWWWWWWW! Now I've got spaghetti sauce dripping down my arm!< realizing that it could've been worse, she just laughs>

Thanks! Fillet, I like raspberry sherbert, only NOT up my nose and dripping into my, hehehe, well, anyway.<wiping her face off, Pbear gives up on her clothes>

HEY! <she yells as she gets pelted by a flying meatball from her left> Sealemon88! Watch where you're throwing those things!!

Grabbing up a couple of handfulls of all the stuff on the floor, she starts throwing it at anyone within range, hitting Green Bean on her way by, being thrown by someone else now. Hehehe, sorry, Green Bean, wasn't aiming for you!




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You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.

[purrplebear]

Geeesh! BY, I meant. :o Darn typo, jumping in here, just when I finally convinced everyone I knew how to spell.

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You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.

[Billdo]

Yo idiotboy -- you heard what I told Demo about those cans!

::: opens cans of Spam and starts shoving the meat product up idiotboy's nose :::

Hey Fromage -- you may not be a cheesehead, but you are a MEATHEAD!

::: throws some of the newly freed spiced ham product at fromage's head :::

Yo Green Bean -- Want some Spam to go with that Koogle

::: flings more of the pink contents of those little pink cans at Bean :::


Hey Eve -- look over there ::: pointing up ::

::: pitches Spam at the distracted SwimmingRiddles (gets em every time) :::

[SwimmingRiddles]

Spam! Damn.

[Vestal Blue]

Vestal sidles into the room, finds a corner, and unlimbers his slingshot.

"heheheh.....olives!" he's heard to mutter as he draws bead on Purplebear and hits her right between the......

Now, where's Falcon........

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VB

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.

[purrplebear]

< ducking out of the way of Green Bean, purplebear gets up from the floor just as VB launches his attack>
HEY! That hurts! Watch it, VB, just because I wore a lowcut blouse today, doesn't mean you need to attack me like that!!
<pulling mushy olives out of her top, pbear tries to get out of the line of fire, again>

hehehehehe! Take THAT! VB<pelting him with strawberries> and THAT! Demo < pelting some strawberries in his direction.

Now, who's next?? hehehehe!<looking around to see who's still standing up>

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You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.

[SwimmingRiddles]

And you can copy pictures and text from newspapers, too! Hey, don't ever say that I never did anything good for you.

Have you ever thought of going into the sdvertising business DD? You make it sound
like so much fuuuun!
::SwimmingRiddles negotiates a corporate merger with Democritus, who has, by this time, set up a fairly luctritive photocopying business.::

BUY STOCK IN SWIMMINGCRITUS INDUSTRIES HERE!!!

I love Capitalism.

::throws pudding across the room just to celebrate going public::

[Rosebud]

::feels the need to point out that SWIMMINGCRITUS sounds like a skin condition::

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Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we've been eating Gam-er-aaaa...

[Persephone]

:::takes a small bite of one of the meatballs that just boinked off her forehead:::

Hey! These are good! Did Chef Troy make these?

:::begins slinging matzo balls & gefilte fish:::

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[Green Bean]

Well, now, Passover IS coming right up...

:: begins flinging round matzos like Frisbees ::

[Myron Van Horowitzski]

Myron reels, and adjusts the watermelon as a helmet. Having run out of melons, begins using sledge-o-matic as driver, sending over-ripe avocadoes at PCW, who after all, started it! Then sneaks out to pick up some nacho chips.

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Imbibo, ergo sum.

[Vestal Blue]

Vestal, seeing MVH trying to be sneaky lets fly with a volley of olives from his slingshot, Driving him to the floor where he breaks all the nacho chips.

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VB

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.

[TVeblen]

Hey, is this the post party for...?

::SPLAT!:: [catches the orbiting guacamole right in the face]

Why do I have green goo dripping off my chin? ::licks lips:: And it needs more lime in it, too.

Well, just for that I'll use these little ol' White Castle burgers for projectiles in retaliation! They'll getcha one way or the other...

::nails Christi dead center with a soggy mini-burger::

Veb

[Sealemon88]

< reaching into bag >

Right. It's on now!

< Flings McRib sandwiches like a ninja on crack >

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You say "cheesy" like that's a BAD thing.

[Persephone]

Noooooo! Not White Castles! AAAAAAGH!

:::crumpling like Superman on kryptonite:::

Spam....must....have....Spam....

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[Billdo]

::: Billdo, popping up and grabbing the last can of spam from the 21-spam salute jumps to Christi and gently slides a bit of the pink food product into her gently closing lips :::

[Billdo]

::: after reviving Christi, Billdo approaches mega :::

::: starts slapping mega in the face with saucy noodles :::

[Persephone]

TAADAA!

Thank you, Billdo! Much obliged!

:: :picks up a chunk of watermelon from the floor, & whips melon-baller out of purse:::

Oh yes. These are perfect!

:::begins randomly pegging people with melon balls:::

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[Green Bean]

:: Green Bean, tired and bruised after being thrown about the room, jumps into Cristi's purse to take a breather. ::

[Billdo]

Um, Christi, on behalf of all of the males in the room, we'd appreciate you not pulling the balls of things and throwing them around. . . . Oh, a watermellon. Well, carry on.

[purrplebear]

<having been knocked on the floor by Sealemon's meatball, purplebear tries to stagger to her feet, only to get hit by some random olives VB is launching, and falling back down, decides to crawl away to get more ammo>

<finding some meatballs on the floor, she grabs several, and begins pelting Christi, Sealemon, Billdo, and Veb with them, not to mention VB, trying to slink over by the door>

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You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.

[Sealemon88]

HEY! <she yells as she gets pelted by a flying meatball from her left> Sealemon88! Watch where you're throwing those things!!

I am watching where I throw 'em! That's why I didn't miss! HAHAHA!

< bounces another meatball right between PB's eyes >



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You say "cheesy" like that's a BAD thing.

[purrplebear]

Man, I can really kill a thread, can't I?

*sigh* sorry about that.

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You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.