GAPs for all, sez I...

[Chefguy]

I was in the mall today against my will, as I believe these places suck the marrow out of your soul. I noted with a bare flicker of interest that there was a Baby Gap, a Kid Gap, and a...well...GAP Gap. My question is, why isn't there a Geezer Gap? They could sell highwater pants and white socks and matching jogging suits. How about a Generation Gap? There could be bell bottoms and butterfly collars, etc.

And here's my *real* brainstorm...a place called Gap Tooth for on-the-spot cosmetic dentistry. Whaddya think?

[Sinshine]

I'm half-tempted to say,

I think you've GAPPED it.

but that would be mean, and I'm not mean, am I?

[peterW]

Eddie Bauer = Geezer Gap

[Athena]

Mr. Athena and I used to giggle about the various Gaps that kept opening on the Pearl St. Mall in Boulder, CO. We kept expecting them to open a Gap for Dogs, to go with the Women's Gap, Men's Gap, and Gap for Kids.

[Zeldar]

Not to spoil the fun of the thread or anything, but having had my foot in three states at the same time at Cumberland Gap came to mind as I was reading the other posts here.

That and Spark Plug Gap, although I doubt you'd expect a mall store with nothing but spark plugs. Be like the Scotch Tape Boutique thay had on SNL one time.