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07-27-2003, 06:25 PM
I was in the mall today against my will, as I believe these places suck the marrow out of your soul. I noted with a bare flicker of interest that there was a Baby Gap, a Kid Gap, and a...well...GAP Gap. My question is, why isn't there a Geezer Gap? They could sell highwater pants and white socks and matching jogging suits. How about a Generation Gap? There could be bell bottoms and butterfly collars, etc.
And here's my *real* brainstorm...a place called Gap Tooth for on-the-spot cosmetic dentistry. Whaddya think?
07-27-2003, 06:47 PM
I'm half-tempted to say,
I think you've GAPPED it.
but that would be mean, and I'm not mean, am I?
07-27-2003, 10:34 PM
Eddie Bauer = Geezer Gap
07-28-2003, 06:53 AM
Mr. Athena and I used to giggle about the various Gaps that kept opening on the Pearl St. Mall in Boulder, CO. We kept expecting them to open a Gap for Dogs, to go with the Women's Gap, Men's Gap, and Gap for Kids.
07-28-2003, 07:36 AM
Not to spoil the fun of the thread or anything, but having had my foot in three states at the same time at Cumberland Gap came to mind as I was reading the other posts here.
That and Spark Plug Gap, although I doubt you'd expect a mall store with nothing but spark plugs. Be like the Scotch Tape Boutique thay had on SNL one time.
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