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08-24-2003, 04:27 AM
The Annals of Improbable Research, home of the IgNobel Prizes and the Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club and delightful scientific research such as Is Kansas flatter than a pancake? (http://www.improbable.com/airchives/paperair/volume9/v9i3/kansas.html), are currently collecting entries to their Prohibitions Competition, with signs such as:
Please do not annoy, torment, pester, plague, molest, worry, badger, harry, harass, heckle, persecute, irk, bullyrag, vex, disquiet, grate, beset, bother, tease, nettle, tantalize or ruffle the animals
link to some very nice signs (http://www.improbable.com/projects/park-rules/park-rules-top.html)
Weird signs, anyone?
My favourite sign here in our town was the one the City Gardens used to put up in winter on the tulip beds:
Careful! Flower bulbs sleeping here!
:D
Please do not annoy, torment, pester, plague, molest, worry, badger, harry, harass, heckle, persecute, irk, bullyrag, vex, disquiet, grate, beset, bother, tease, nettle, tantalize or ruffle the animals
link to some very nice signs (http://www.improbable.com/projects/park-rules/park-rules-top.html)
Weird signs, anyone?
My favourite sign here in our town was the one the City Gardens used to put up in winter on the tulip beds:
Careful! Flower bulbs sleeping here!
:D