The Five Gallon Bucket First Aid Kit

[Rue DeDay]

I think we should be more safety-conscious around here. To that end I went to the hardware store and purchased a five gallon bucket. It's a real nice plastic one with a snap-on lid. This is going to be the basis of the SDMB First Aid Kit.

So far there's the five gallon bucket itself (natch), a box of band-aids, a pound of Hamster Chow, a spool of mint flavoured (it's imported) wax-coated dental floss, and a bottle of tequilla.

What else should we have? (The only stipulation is it has to fit in the five gallon plastic bucket.)

[swampbear]

Some lube, a bottle of baby oil, candles (scented or not you're call), and all sizes of batteries.

[Danalan]

DUCT TAPE!!!!

[FairyChatMom]

Cheesecloth.

One can never have too much cheesecloth.

[slortar]

Don't forget the pie.

[smiling bandit]

Frebreeze. Febreeze solves everything.

[smiling bandit]

Febreeze. Febreeze solves everything.

[Kallessa]

A couple of limes to go with the tequilla.

Matches for the candles.

A pound of fine dark chocolate (it's a pain reliever).

[Bruce_Daddy]

Spare mod hats.

[The Devil's Grandmother]

An asbestos suit, or at least underwear.

[cher3]

Some cinnamon-fresh Brainwash and some eyeball grade sandpaper--for those threads you should never have opened.

[The Mad Hermit]

Tinfoil, to make hats protecting one from the crazies.

A sponge and squeegee for all the inevitable meltdowns.

Some type of lube, like K-Y jelly, to make it easier to extract body parts from various orifices (foot in mouth, head up ass, etc...)

[troub]

A 1990's Style handgun, to make anyone think twice before brandishing the infamous "1920's Style Death Ray."

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

Originally posted by Kallessa
A couple of limes to go with the tequilla.



A coconut.

'Cause "you put da Lime in de Coconut
You drink it all up!" :cool: :D

[Cerowyn]

I think you can get free samples of that new "warming" K-Y Jelly. At least, that's what the ads say...

smiling bandit, it's actually Windex™ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0259446/) that solves everything.

[lieu]

Some Mercurochrome so we can draw little red "healing rabbits" on people's cuts.

[gotpasswords]

WD-40. Someone already got the duct tape. If it sticks, squirt it with WD-40. If it moves, use the duct tape to hold it in place.

A can of 3M Troll Repellent.

A Popeil Pocket Server just in case this one goes down.

[Dolores Reborn]

A couple of packages of lime jello for those times that one just can't resist jello-wrestling...

What???

[NinjaChick]

A towel.

'cuz you can always use a towel.

[chattywine]

A roll of toilet paper.
You never know.

[DeVena]

plastic sheeting - in which to wrap the bodies of the ignorant

and more duck tape

[FairyChatMom]

Sunscreen - I heard some guy give this speech and he specifically mentioned sunscreen.

[Mastema]

Handcuffs, 2 mallard ducks and a pair of left handed safety scissors.

[BiblioCat]

A gallon of milk, a loaf of bread and a couple rolls of toilet paper.
In case there's a blizzard.

[FairyChatMom]

Oh yeah, and four fried chickens and a Coke.

[TPWombat]

A clean hankie, 20p piece, and some string.
Oh, and 2 very small boy scouts to rub together to make fire.

[Kallessa]

I don't like coke, can it be root beer instead?


A chia pet--'cuz we all need something to love.

[psychomonkey]

5 Gallons of Astroglide. Might last the weekend.

[racer72]

And a partridge in a pear tree.

[danceswithcats]

Badgers.

At least two.

Preferably 11.

And don't anybody follow this post with a cheap posting of : "We don't need no steenkin' badgers."

:badger smiley:

[Horseflesh]

And some dry white toast please.

Lembas bread
Oxford English Dictionary
Cecil's head (it will fit in a 5gal bucket, won't it?)
A 40 of Olde English 800.

[Tikki]

A box of Bisquick, a round cake pan and a Sterno stove. Even without butter and jam, Bisquick mixed with water and cooked is right yummy/

[FairyChatMom]

Originally posted by Horseflesh
And some dry white toast please. :D

[calm kiwi]

A couple of kiwifruit, a splendid source of vitamin C for those moments when you are flagging in energy. Have you tried the golden ones?....personally I think they are icky.
No kiwis though, the birds are nocturnal and only helpful if you need worms or grubs in the midle of the night and the people (well the male ones) have gone totaly nuts about football at the moment so are no good to anyone.

[Rue DeDay]

Cotton balls
Vaseline
Rubber bands
Silly string
Alcohol wipes

[GSV Consolation of Dreams]

String and a hammer.

[calm kiwi]

A phillips screwdriver too. Everything needs a phillips screwdrivers these days.....oh and pliers

[Verick]

Rubber bands, Dixie cups, clean underwear, a 3rd edition D&D manual, the boy scouts handbook, and a box of Tic-Tacs, preferably cinnamon flavor, but mint will suffice in a pinch.

[DrMemory]

"...And Another Hard Boiled Egg..."

[Johnny L.A.]

A towel.

'cuz you can always use a towel.
NinjaChick! There's a hoopy frood who really knows where her towel is!

[RTFirefly]

Well, that stateroom really didn't seem any larger than a 5-gallon bucket....:D

Originally posted by danceswithcats
Badgers.

At least two.

Preferably 11. Then we'd better toss in two mushrooms and a snake, as well.

[RTFirefly]

The first part of my last post (as opposed to the first part of the second party) was responding to DrMemory's post.

[welby]

"The Way Things Work" Volumes I and II.

And a calendar of bikini girls.


Not necessarily in that order.