Master List

[Chrome Toaster]

Is there a list of all of the SDMB members accessible anywhere?


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"A slightly altered view of the world..."
Chrome Toaster

[manhattan]

I'm led to understand that the FBI has compiled a complete list, along with occupations, known associations, etc. Perhaps a Freedom of Information Act request can pry it out of them.

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Livin' on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine

[UncleBeer]

Three down, 3650 to go.

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"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences."
~P.J. O'Rourke~

[Ringo]

OK, I'll check in.

Wouldn't it be wild if About This Message Board wound up being the forum with the longest thread?

[Cabbage]

Oh, what the hell. Here I am.

[Ursa Major]

Here!

[voguevixen]

Present, despite the restraining order! ;)

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"There's a snake in my boot!"

[Kat]

Present.

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Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.

"I get along well with everybody." --I.M.F.

I'm in!

Also registered are: Eldest Son, Middle Son, Youngest Son, and Highlander (hubby)

[timmar68]

I'm here, too. :)

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MaryAnn
No, stupid, it's a boat!

[Louie]

I'm somewhat here.

[Kamino Neko]

I'm not all there...



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Eschew Obfuscation

[Bug Vomit]

Splat!

[moriah]

Twelve!

Count me in..

[JBENZ]

Sorry, can't be here. Previous engagement.



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JB
Lex Non Favet Delicatorum Votis

[WallyM7]

I can't book in. I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus so now I'm in the Witness Protection Program.



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It's immoral to allow a sucker to keep his money.

[The LION]

Killing two birds with one stone.
The LION and his favorite Lioness Ayesha.

Peace
t lion

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_________________________
" I Wonder What Happens When I push THIS Button? "
_________________________

[Arnold Winkelried]

Bonjour!

[Jois]

<blink>Good Nite!</blink>

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Oh, I'm gonna keep using these #%@&* codes 'til I get 'em right.

[Troy McClure SF]

Hi Mom!

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JMcC, San Francisco, JJM's page from the Bay (http://members.tripod.com/~weirdstuff/index.html)
If I were a baseball player, and I got beaned by a fastball, I wouldn't want medical attention. I'd want my limp, lifeless body flung to 1st, cause, dammit, I earned it!

[Gilligan]

I'm here.

I left the other six behind.

[John Corrado]

Accounted for.

[ChiefScott]

On deck.

::dressed in spiffy choker whites w/shiny medals::

[Globe-trotter]

Here!

(Anything to increase my number of posts) ;)

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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge...others just gargle.

[The_Peyote_Coyote]

Present and accounted for.

[MrKnowItAll]

(snore)...uh, what? Yeah, uh, present.

[pricciar]

Oh. I thought this was a list of the people we had to report to when our mother ship comes.

Umm, never mind.

pat

[OldBroad]

Here

And there.

[Rysdad]

If I fell down in a forest and nobody was there to see me, would I still be there?

Nope. Because I'm here.

[Mullinator]

No,no, people please. Enough with the standing ovation. I appreciate it, but I just want to hang out in here with all the little people and have myself counted.

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Well, shut my mouth. It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.

[Wicked Blue]

Aloha!

[SanibelMan]

I would be here, but the cold medication has left me floating somewhere up there. ::points at sky, faints::

[Pixoid]

Don't tell anyone I'm here...I'm supposed to be working on a paper.

I know, I know. I'm a bad, bad girl. But I made roll call.

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Question authority--just not mine.

[ChrisCTP]

Here I yam.

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"Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today."
Guanolad

[elelle]

As my LIL says,"Are you STILL on Dope?" Yep.

[Falcon]

Present and accounted for, sirs!

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"Jesus Mary Joseph...you're a biker chick!" - co-worker, upon hearing of my tattoo.

[Nutty Bunny]

Yup!

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And that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.

[Just Ed]

How ya doin?

[Valerieblaise]

here

[ThufferinThuccotash]

I'm not here, nobody saw me here, you can't prove a thing!

[Al G]

klik-klik

[Jackamus]

Right here, boss!

[Spud]

Nope... not me.

[OpalCat]

<BIG><BIG><FONT COLOR=#FF0000><MARQUEE><BLINK>Here I am! WOOHOO!!!</BLINK></MARQUEE></FONT></BIG></BIG>

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Teeming Millions: http://fathom.org/teemingmillions
"Meat flaps, yellow!" - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com (http://www.opalcat.com)

[Lost]

How did I get here?

[Manda JO]

Present, more often than I oughta be.

[AuraSeer]

Ping!

[Satan]

Yo.

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Yer pal,
Satan

[DoctorJ]

I'm not here--I just think I am.

[evilbeth]

I was here
But now I'm gone.
I left my name...

Oh, never mind.

Here.

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The margarine of evil

[Little Nemo]

There's no way I'm going to participate in a blatant board padding scheme like this. You definitely won't see me posting on this thread.

[glee]

I got here via another thread.

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Why doesn't the sun come out at night when the light would be more useful? (Pratchett)

[Yue Han]

Do you realize that with more than 3500 posters and only 50 posts a page, that if this actually works, this thread will be more than 70 pages long?

That'll almost catch up with the "earth is flat" thread.

[Coldfire]

*Coldfires wakes up and scratches his ass*

YAAAAWNNNN...... Hey Uncle, gimme a beer will ya !

O wait... it's the other Extremely Long Thread in Progress (ELTiP - El Tip ? Mexican Angry Waiter who had to throw back the exact change ??).

In which case, Amsterdam calling ;)


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Coldfire
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"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

[Elmer J. Fudd]

Sorry I'm late, I...uh, I thought there were supposed to be about 3,000 people in this class. I guess I'm early, then.

[G.B.H. Hornswoggler]

I'm sorta here. (Don't want to commit too fully, you know.)

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...but when you get blue, and you've lost all your dreams, there's nothing like a campfire and a can of beans!

[Twin]

Here!

[Greathouse]

Hello

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-Jesus Saves
He passes to Mike Modano. THEY SCORE!!!

[CanadianSue]

::jumping up and down, waving over all the tall people:: ahh forget it, ill just jump up on Coldfire's shoulders :)

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I opened the door, and look who I found. Damn I'm good

[Sassy]

>> wink <<

[thirdwarning]

Might as well join the party

:::SPLASH:::

[Havoc]

Reporting for duty.

Damnable peer pressure...

[Krispy Original]

I'm here.

[Oblio]

This is the town and these are The People,
This is the town where The People all stay ...

[Sealemon88]

Bueller...

Bueller...

Bueller...

Bueller....



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You say "cheesy" like that's a BAD thing.

[Rodd Hill]

Thank you for coming. You're probably wondering why I asked you all to show up in evening dress at this deserted truck stop in Spuzzum, British Columbia...

but someone in this room is the real murderer of Captain Browne-Staynes, and I shall now reveal their name!

(Cooly lights pipe and sets his celluloid dickey on fire)...

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Launcher may train without warning.

[Gr8Kat]

I can't be here, I'm at work...

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"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it," Jack Handy

The Kat House (http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/home.htm)
Join the FSH Webring (http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/fshwebring.htm)

[Polycarp]

Sometimes here, unless I'm a figment of Somebody's imagination.

[PurpleCrackwhore]

sorry I am late... I had a job to do, but I am here now and that's what's important!

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I really try to be good but it just isn't in my nature!

[Missy2U]

blah blah blah

[Doctor Jackson]

::singing::

Oh, there's no place like here for the holidaaaaaaaays...

[pluto]

Where's pluto?

[Gazelle]

What?

[missdavis102]

I'm here, and I am unanimous in that!

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Insert Random Witticism Here.

[ZenBeam]

I'm holding out until someone offers me money.

Oops! :o

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It is too clear, and so it is hard to see.

[MadPoet]

Icarus
--
I flew.
With one touch, my spirit and body flew high;
With one breath, you carried me to heights I had never seen.
I rode high above all I know sailing through joy and laughter
Twisting and turning in your arms like the cursed ground
Could never again bind me tie me. Constraint.
Soar! I soar above you below you within without!
You me! Two now one! The sky! My lover!
I rise higher and higher in your arms tighter and tighter.
Hotter and hotter.
My wings!
Why did I fly so high?
So fast?
KS '98


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http://www.madpoet.com
Computers have let mankind make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns.

[Delta-9]

We can leave after attendance is taken, right?

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The odds that the bread will fall butter side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

[divemaster]

Hey, Y'all

[Minxsmom]

Just doin' my part to pad the message count :) (don't tell my boss)

[HeadlessCow]

I'm here...but has anyone seen my head??

[Jodi]

Ready, Your Honor.



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Jodi

Fiat Justitia

Better late than never, but you know what they say about arriving first at a party...



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StoryTyler
I am *too* in shape! :::muttering::: Round is a shape.
C'mon up and see me sometime. (http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage)

[NonTarheel]

Of course you realize there posts aren't in any sort of useful order (alphabetical, geographical, number of posts, etc.).

[Daniel]

Present and voting.

[TVeblen]

::huh? whaaa?...I'm awake already, so what's the...::

Oh.

Present. Sort of.

[RICO_Act]

Ya didn't see me here, OK?

[AuntiePam]

Flew in from Iowa and boy! are my arms tired

[Koxinga]

I'm looking for Rusty Regan. Anyone seen Carmen Sternwood around?

Doghouse Reilly

[Shayna]

Je suis ici.

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"How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world." - Anne Frank

Bollocks! This isn't the Census 2000 site at all, is it?

So sorry to interrupt.

(Hey Myra, where'd ye get this fecking address from anyway?)

Dr. Watson
"I'll sell you celebration if you'll buy my time."

[Cessandra]

Sorry, I've gone home for the holidays.

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Cessandra

Killed a man with no hands. . .

[Odieman]

I'm here, or words to that effect.

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You want brilliance BEFORE I've had my coffee!!!

[Cap'n Crude]

Inspector Crude of Scotland Yard, special Flying Squad, has arrived.

Right, what's all this then?

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--Da Cap'n
"Playin' solitaire 'til dawn
With a deck of fifty-one."

[the Scarlet Pimpernel]

_/\_
\()/
|/\|
"They seek him here, they seek him there..."

[melanietarrant]

i'm not here right now, but if you'd like to leave a message after the beep someone will get back to you.

BEEP.

[Hanna]

<font color="#FFFFFF> Me !! I'm here, me Boscibo ! Finally here, has anyone seen my friend andy_dot_com ??</font> He told me to come here :(

~Bo~

[Doug Bowe]

The Sharpe Ratio is the best-known way to evaluate risk-adjusted performance of mutual funds. You subtract the return on money market funds from the fund's return and divide by the standard deviation of the fund.

[Fleetwood]

Ok Ma, I'm AWAKE already!

[Atrael]

.....

[boli]

Present!

[Stevie Rave On]

Present and accounted for.

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Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

[ReservoirDog]

Hey man, I just got here...

[Vestal Blue]

ME TOO! ME TOO!

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VB

"Hey! How 'bout that Toe Jam?"

[Byzantine]

I'm here but I'm not taking calls.

[Zyada]

Shimm... I mean checking in.

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...in a state so nonintuitive it can only be called weird...

[Kepi]

Excuse me, but is this the train to Sheboygan?

[Persephone]

"Mama?"
"What?"
"Mama?"
"What?"
"Mama?"
"What?"
"Mama?"
[/i]"WHAT?"
"Hi, Mama!"

That was a real conversation between me & my two year old. Please count me as a Doper before my kid makes me too stupid to qualify. Thank you very much.

[okatym]

I

[Frankie]

Well G'arsh If you all are waitin on me, Here i am!

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-Frankie

I'm not a shrimp, I'm a King Prawn.
-Pepe the Prawn

[Peter North]

yeah

[Mister Armageddon]

Who am I, and what am I doing here?

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Mr. Armageddon
"Just when you thought you had all the answers, I went and changed the questions!"--Roddy Piper

[krish]

Although I don't post as often now, I'm still here.

[Andy]

Beep.

[whitetho]

"All Hail Uncle Cecil", first ten verses, on the count of three...

[NicePete]

Would you, Could you with a Goat?

I would not could not with a Goat!

Would you, Could you on a boat?

I would not could not on a boat!

EXCELSIOR!

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Plunging like stones from a slingshot on Mars.

[chief]

hey hey KIDS !
huhhuhuh :)

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Chief's Domain - http://www.seas.ucla.edu/~ravi

[aseymayo]

"Oh, how can you be
In two places at once
When you're not anywhere
At alllllllllll?"

I'm here and it's weirdly cool.

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Official Poster of the Millenium

[Kilgore Trout]

i'm kinda late.

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*what is essential is invisible to the eye -the fox*

[mega the roo]

tada!

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"human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust; we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper." - albert einstein

[mikan]

Does it smell funny in here?

[GlassGirl]

Happy to be here!

[sunbear]

Have been here since day 30 or so.

[Thirsty4]

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

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"You CAN'T be evil. 'Cos no matter how many 'bad' things you do on purpose,
you MUST be doing it because you think it's the right thing to do."

[00 Buckshot]

00

[the first supraliminal]

Wait, let me put on my pants.



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There's always another beer.

[Spiritus Mundi]

[SuperNerd]

Only 127 out of 3000??? Oh, sorry - 128

[Demo]

I saw all the people here and thought you must be selling drugs. Well, bye then... ;-)

[beefymeg]

Beefymeg is here!
Let's go drink a beer!

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Sucks to your assmar.

[Rich Hall]

I'm a member, so I guess I count. We weren't talking about counting people, just members, right?

[keystream]

<waving hand in the air>
Here I am!

[kellibelli]

Hellllooooo......

[GraceTX]

New member but that still counts right?



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"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

[Alphagene]

Get bent.

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If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose.

[Homer]

Marge: Homer, did you post in this thread?
Homer: No! I swear on this Bible!
Marge: That's not a Bible. That's a book of carpet samples.
Homer: Mmmm... fuzzy.

--Tim

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We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first "lost generation" nor today's lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak.

[Doobieous]

You rang?

[Kid_Gilligan]

Ummm...

What was the question?

[AWB]

I'm not really here.

http://internettoilet.com/users/puffweed@hotmail.com/bong.jpg

[funneefarmer]

[phouka]

"oooOOOOOOoooooh, So here's to the hedgehog, he's sharp as they come,
You'll never get through his impregnable bum,
With his nose up his arsehole and rolled in a ball,
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all . . . "

Huh? Wha? . . . oh, *ahem* . . . yeah, I'm here.

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Will work for sig line.

[kunilou]

Come on people, smile on your brother
Everyone come together, try to love one another right now.

[SaxFace]

I'm raising my leg and marking this territory.


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Formerly unknown as "Melanie"

[Boris B]

I've decided to follow every sentence in this post with exclamation posts! Which is ironic, see, since the stuff in the post isn't really worth saying in an exclamatory tone! Puffington, you're gonna get arrested! I'd also like to mention that my sig line was suggested by Phaedrus! Isn't a phaedrus a light, two-wheeled carriage?!

Oh well! Happy holidays to everybody!

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- Boris B, Hellacious Ornithologist

[Sycorax]

I'm here but I don't know why - seemed like the thing to do. Movin' on...

[DrMatrix]

Master list huh? OK let me try.
This is the first bulleted item.
This is the second bulleted item.
Well, Did I master list? ... Uh, what?
Oh, nevermind.

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Virtually yours,

DrMatrix

[NanoByte]

You all appear to look exactly like lemmings at this moment. I wonder if that has any significance. 8 days to go.

[Lord Jim]

Finally, a thread I can contribute to without knowing anything. Not that it usually stops me, anyway.

In the Library of Congress.

[Neidhart]

Ayup.

One more accounted for.

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Sue from El Paso

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

[Per]

Lurking about as usual.

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Show me something built to last.
- Robert Hunter

[Lucretia]

No one ever tells me anything....checking in late, but here none the less!

[Synthetica]

count me in . . .

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&lt;subliminal&gt; Miracles! Happen! &lt;/subliminal&gt;

[fuzzy-wuzzy]

I was here....but I'm not sure any more

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"Do or do not, there is no try" - Yoda

[Myndephuquer]

@^#*$!!!

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[renaissanceman]

Namaste!

[Rocko]

Here so far, along with me:

00 Buckshot
Al G
Alphagene
android209
Arnold Winkelried
aseymayo
Atrael
AuntiePam
AuraSeer
AWB
beatle
beefymeg
Beeruser
Blue Twylight
boli
Boris B
Boscibo
Bug Vomit
Byzantine
Cabbage
CanadianSue
Canthearya
Cap'n Crude
Cessandra
chief
ChiefScott
ChrisCTP
Chrome Toaster
Coldfire
Crick&Watson
Cristi
Da Ace
Daniel
Delta-9
Democritus
Dewaholic
divemaster
Doctor Jackson
DoctorJ
Doghouse Reilly
Doobieous
Doug Bowe
DrMatrix
elelle
Elmer J. Fudd
evilbeth
Falcon
Fleetwood
Frankd6
Frankie
funneefarmer
fuzzy-wuzzy
Gilligan
GlassGirl
glee
Gr8Kat
Grace
Greathouse
Havoc
HeadlessCow
Homer
Jackamus
JBENZ
JimB
jjtm
jodih
John Corrado
Jois
Kat
kellibelli
Kepi
keystream
Kid_Gilligan
Kilgore Trout
krish
Krispy Original
kunilou
Little Nemo
Lost
Louie
Lucretia
MadPoet
Majormd
Manda JO
manhattan
MaryAnnQ
mega the roo
melanietarrant
Melin
mikan
Minxsmom
missdavis102
Missy2U
Mister Armageddon
MoosieGirl
moriah
MrKnowItAll
Mullinator
Myndephuquer
NanoByte
Neidhart
NonTarheel
Oblio
Odieman
okatym
OldBroad
OpalCat
Per
Peter North
phouka
Pixoid
pluto
Polycarp
pricciar
puffington
PurpleCrackwhore
Quixotic
renaissanceman
ReservoirDog
Rich Hall
RICO_Act
Rodd Hill
Rysdad
SanibelMan
Sassy
Satan
SaxFace
Sealemon88
Shayna
skelton4947
smeggy
Spiritus Mundi
Spud
SteveCRC
Stevie Rave On
StoryTyler
sunbear
SuperNerd
Sycorax
Synthetica
Tengu
The LION
The Peyote Coyote
the Scarlet Pimpernel
thirdwarning
Thirsty4
ThufferinThuccotash
TVeblen
Twin
UncleBeer
Ursa Major
Valerieblaise
Vestal Blue
voguevixen
WallyM7
whitetho
Yue Han
ZenBeam
zyada

[Czarcasm]

Don't forget Sly and slythe.

One of us is smart and the other is cute.

[The LION]

Rocko

In my first post in this topic I also included my wife ( Ayesha/lioness ) who was over looked when you compiled the list in your post.

Here is the updated version.

00 Buckshot
Al G
Alphagene
android209
Arnold Winkelried
aseymayo
Atrael
AuntiePam
AuraSeer
AWB
Ayesha / Lioness
beatle
beefymeg
Beeruser
Blue Twylight
boli
Boris B
Boscibo
Bug Vomit
Byzantine
Cabbage
CanadianSue
Canthearya
Cap'n Crude
Cessandra
chief
ChiefScott
ChrisCTP
Chrome Toaster
Coldfire
Crick&Watson
Cristi
Da Ace
Daniel
Delta-9
Democritus
Dewaholic
divemaster
Doctor Jackson
DoctorJ
Doghouse Reilly
Doobieous
Doug Bowe
DrMatrix
elelle
Elmer J. Fudd
evilbeth
Falcon
Fleetwood
Frankd6
Frankie
funneefarmer
fuzzy-wuzzy
Gilligan
GlassGirl
glee
Gr8Kat
Grace
Greathouse
Havoc
HeadlessCow
Homer
Jackamus
JBENZ
JimB
jjtm
jodih
John Corrado
Jois
Kat
kellibelli
Kepi
keystream
Kid_Gilligan
Kilgore Trout
krish
Krispy Original
kunilou
Little Nemo
Lost
Louie
Lucretia
MadPoet
Majormd
Manda JO
manhattan
MaryAnnQ
mega the roo
melanietarrant
Melin
mikan
Minxsmom
missdavis102
Missy2U
Mister Armageddon
MoosieGirl
moriah
MrKnowItAll
Mullinator
Myndephuquer
NanoByte
Neidhart
NonTarheel
Oblio
Odieman
okatym
OldBroad
OpalCat
Per
Peter North
phouka
Pixoid
pluto
Polycarp
pricciar
puffington
PurpleCrackwhore
Quixotic
renaissanceman
ReservoirDog
Rich Hall
RICO_Act
Rodd Hill
Rysdad
SanibelMan
Sassy
Satan
SaxFace
Sealemon88
Shayna
skelton4947
Sly
slythe
smeggy
Spiritus Mundi
Spud
SteveCRC
Stevie Rave On
StoryTyler
sunbear
SuperNerd
Sycorax
Synthetica
Tengu
The LION
The Peyote Coyote
the Scarlet Pimpernel
thirdwarning
Thirsty4
ThufferinThuccotash
TVeblen
Twin
UncleBeer
Ursa Major
Valerieblaise
Vestal Blue
voguevixen
WallyM7
whitetho
Yue Han
ZenBeam
zyada

Peace
t lion

[Drain Bead]

Can't forget me, can you?


Drain Who?

[Ursa Major]

I think we should first thank Rocko for compiling this list (in alpabetical order, no less) for us before we start pointing out its ommissions. I tried to do the same when the list was only half its present size, only to give up when I realized what a pain it would be.

Thanks, Rocko!

[Ursa Major]

Here you go, Drain:00 Buckshot
Al G
Alphagene
android209
Arnold Winkelried
aseymayo
Atrael
AuntiePam
AuraSeer
AWB
Ayesha / Lioness
beatle
beefymeg
Beeruser
Blue Twylight
boli
Boris B
Boscibo
Bug Vomit
Byzantine
Cabbage
CanadianSue
Canthearya
Cap'n Crude
Cessandra
chief
ChiefScott
ChrisCTP
Chrome Toaster
Coldfire
Crick&Watson
Cristi
Da Ace
Daniel
Delta-9
Democritus
Dewaholic
divemaster
Doctor Jackson
DoctorJ
Doghouse Reilly
Doobieous
Doug Bowe
Drain Bead
DrMatrix
elelle
Elmer J. Fudd
evilbeth
Falcon
Fleetwood
Frankd6
Frankie
funneefarmer
fuzzy-wuzzy
Gilligan
GlassGirl
glee
Gr8Kat
Grace
Greathouse
Havoc
HeadlessCow
Homer
Jackamus
JBENZ
JimB
jjtm
jodih
John Corrado
Jois
Kat
kellibelli
Kepi
keystream
Kid_Gilligan
Kilgore Trout
krish
Krispy Original
kunilou
Little Nemo
Lost
Louie
Lucretia
MadPoet
Majormd
Manda JO
manhattan
MaryAnnQ
mega the roo
melanietarrant
Melin
mikan
Minxsmom
missdavis102
Missy2U
Mister Armageddon
MoosieGirl
moriah
MrKnowItAll
Mullinator
Myndephuquer
NanoByte
Neidhart
NonTarheel
Oblio
Odieman
okatym
OldBroad
OpalCat
Per
Peter North
phouka
Pixoid
pluto
Polycarp
pricciar
puffington
PurpleCrackwhore
Quixotic
renaissanceman
ReservoirDog
Rich Hall
RICO_Act
Rodd Hill
Rysdad
SanibelMan
Sassy
Satan
SaxFace
Sealemon88
Shayna
skelton4947
Sly
slythe
smeggy
Spiritus Mundi
Spud
SteveCRC
Stevie Rave On
StoryTyler
sunbear
SuperNerd
Sycorax
Synthetica
Tengu
The LION
The Peyote Coyote
the Scarlet Pimpernel
thirdwarning
Thirsty4
ThufferinThuccotash
TVeblen
Twin
UncleBeer
Ursa Major
Valerieblaise
Vestal Blue
voguevixen
WallyM7
whitetho
Yue Han
ZenBeam
zyada

[Jophiel]

Add Jophiel to that list

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"I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn't."

[ruadh]

and me

[Imthecowgodmoo]

Me too! Don't forget me!

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"People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don't realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world."
-- Calvin and Hobbes
(__)
_\/_

[Bricker]

Present.

[StrTrkr777]

I guess add me to the list.

Jeffery

[mazirian]

Reporting for duty...

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There's no limit to desire but desire's needs. -Grendel's law

[Random]

Yo.

[Melatonin]

I'm here, too.

A little busy these days, which explains the diminishing number of my snotty intellectual interludes recently. But I still check in pretty much every day in the hopes of finding an opportunity to make someone feel stupid.

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"There is nothing you ought to do, for the simple reason that you know nothing, nothing whatever- make a mental note of that, if you please."
-V. Nabokov

[toecutter]

I'm in.

[Anti Pro]

<<<<peeking in and looking around nervously, turns and leaves.....'musta been too early, or too late, rats !!



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"Consider it a challenge.."

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

If A then B.

If Not A then Not B



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"Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you."----Jung

Howdy, y'all.

[The Asbestos Mango]

Um, excuse me, how do I get to the buffet?

[psycat90]

Ola!

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so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what's so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos

[Olentzero]

standing heroically in front of a windswept grainfield, the sunset painting the sky flaming pinks and reds... he grins a Doc Savage kinda smile, a glint from his teeth

Hi there!

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Cave Diem! Carpe Canem!

[Sweet Basil]

I'm here sometimes... I wanna be on the list - I want to BE SOMEBODY!!!

Sweet Basil http://www.selfrighteousbrothers.com

[Cactus Rose]

Howdy - I'm here.

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- A rose by any other name would still have thorns -

[Surgoshan]

Stop, hey.
What's that sound?
Everybody look
at ME
LOOK AT ME!

hehe. I loved that about 5 years ago.

Here I be!

[Lawrence]

I'll take a bow.

No cracks from the Peanut Gallery.

[jazzmine]

watching silently from the side, blinded by the glint on his teeth, her busoms heaving in her tight corset

i'm here alright

[hightechburrito]

hightechburrito reporting as ordered sir!

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How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines kept me in business through that first shaky year. Oh, by the way, here's your new issue of "Gigantic Asses."
-Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

[Shadowfox]

::waving hands wildly::

Hey! I'm here too!! Don't forget about me!


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Shadowfox
"We are what we pretend to be."
- Kurt Vonnegut

[PUNdit]

If you are old and quiet you are soon forgotten. So be it.



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"You can be smart or pleasant. For years I was smart.
I recommend pleasant."
Elwood P. Dowd

[Catrandom]

Drop me in among the other cat folks, wouldja?

Catrandom

[Dizzy]

Hello!

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Dizzy

You people have been holding me back long enough! I'm going to clown college!

[GuanoLad]

*huff*puff* ~~~ *whew!*

Sorry I'm late, NastyWoman had me in her evil clutches, and I've only just now managed to get free. PigeonMan's back there fending her off using this fantastic new device I built just last week, called the Phase Analyser - you see, how it works is, when you're in the proximity of Titanium - like, for instance, the Titanium used in NastyWoman's personalised jewellery and utility belt - it starts to glow bright green, and sets off... er... No, come back, I'm not finished. You see, it sets off an alarm... hey! Come back! It's fascinating, no really it is...!

Oh... bugger!

*sigh*

Oh hello little mousie. You want to hear about my Phase Analyser, don't you? Don't you?

Ooh, watch out for that trap -Eek! :::SNAP!::: *wince*

*sigh*

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-PIGEONMAN-
Returning Soon!

The Legend Of PigeonMan (http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - Watch this space...! Great things are afoot!

[Holly]

Huh? Is it morning already? #*!&%

Awraht, lemme git mah coffee.

[SoulFrost]

You are in a twisty maze of passages, all different....

-David

[Diane]

Since I don't see the MISTRESS LIST, I guess you can put me on the MASTER LIST.



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&gt;^,,^&lt;
KITTEN
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.

[Rhythmdvl]

Hidilee ho Doperinos!

[stolichnaya]

'sup.

[Scoobysnax]

Hello

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Scoobysnax

Save water drink beer!

[Scout]

I'm here!

[Snark]

Present.

[RTFirefly]

I love my cigar, but I can take it out long enough to say I'm here. ;)

[PrivyQueen]

lurked for a long time.......now ready to stand and be counted.

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Life is a tragedy to those who feel..........and a comedy to those that think

[SeaDiver]

I'd like to check in!

[BoBettie]

Present and accounted for, SIR!

Zette

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Love is like popsicles...you get too much you get too high.

Not enough and you're gonna die...-(Sweet)
Click here for some GOOD news for a change (http://www.binghamtonpress.com/binghamtonnews/local/Sanews5.html) Zettecity (http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html)

[Kvallulf]

The alarm didn't go off, sorry. No, really it didn't. Anyway, here I am.

[Highlander]

Vacation's over... I'm back

[Carl Berry]

q

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Zymurgist

[Trout Mask Replica]

You rang?

[APB9999]

*grunt*

[Kent4mmy]

Lurk...lurk...lurk

[Sake Samurai]

Due to the complete lack of illumination in this, the black pit of my depression, I am having a most difficult and pained time assessing the nature of my existence, and stand unconvinced of the relevance of phenomenology, therefore I can not say for certain that I am, in fact, here.

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Hell is Other People.

[Triskadecamus]

Well to the back, but centered.
<P ALIGN="CENTER">Tris</P>
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For a good Prime, call:
29819592777931214269172453467810429868925511217482600306406141434158089
-- Zachary Kessin

[BunnyGirl]

Still here...not as often or on-line as long as I want to be, but here none the less!
Miss me? ;)

[Mojo]

Present.

[BurnMeUp]

Man now I'm on page 5 even though I have almost 1k posts. guess that's what I get for not reading ALL the sections of the board.

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The greater your dreams, the more terrible your nightmares.

[David B]

Hmmm. Guess I have to check on this part of the board more often...

[Felice]

Guess I should show up here too. Hi.


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Felice

"Everything, once understood, is trivial." -WES

So this is what I miss by never checking this section of the board? OK, I'm here! Better late than never.

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I crave an art that passionately transcends the mundane instead of being a device for self-deception.--Griffin, from The Griffin and Sabine trilogy.

[andros]

Ghod, I hate peer pressure . . .

[drollman]

You want proof of my existance? Well, I'll have to ask my wife....

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With God as my witness, I thought turkey's could fly.

[Jebediah]

I'm more often seen on the straight dope's (unofficial) IRC chat room than I am here, but I will grace you all with my presence this once.

[Ukulele Ike]

Man, this is what I get for not checking the fershlugginer "About This Message Board" forum.

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Uke

[cher3]

Okay, okay. Will there be a drawing for a door prize?

[AHunter3]

::blinking:: Did I leave my bottle of tequila in here, by any chance? Hey, what gives? ....oh, okay....here! ::raising hand::



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Designated Optional Signature at Bottom of Post

[Nekosoft]

Hey, this is where the big party is?
--
I am not a multiple identity poster.
And neither am I.

This isn't me. I had this really cool username picked out but when I registered I made a typo in my e-mail.

Now I'm stuck being myself

[coffeecat]

Hello

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Bruce

I used to be naive, now I'm just disgusted and I should live so long as to be amused.

[shantih]

Hi!

Um, someone mentioned something about a buffet...?

[C3]

I'm here, too! Finally!

I have never been a member of that web site uhhh the SDMB prior to 28 Nov 99. You can check with Hiliary about this as well. Its just a right wing conspiracy. Thats how this thread started.

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"If you are not becoming to others, you ought to be coming to us."

Lasky's hair Salon

[eggo]

raise your hand if you're absent... no one?


(it was a tought one between that one and "mr. buler? ferris buler? is ferris buler here...")


eggo

[Clark K]

Greetings from Metropolis.

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Up, up and away!

[brooklyn44]

newbie saying hello

[neuro-trash grrrl]

Whew! Finally made it. Uh, how are we for time?

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An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world's great works of literature in Braille.

Yep, I'm here too. Just ain't had much worth saying.

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Ranger Jeff
The Idol of American Youth
Riders In The Sky (http://www.ridersinthesky.com)

[Sylence]

I'm here.

-- Sylence

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I don't have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one.

[SterlingNorth]

Mommy, Mommy look what I found
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/hotclosed.gif

[OpalCat]

I'm here


<img src=http://opalcat.com/smileysex5.gif>

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Teeming Millions: http://fathom.org/teemingmillions
"Meat flaps, yellow!" - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com (http://www.opalcat.com)

[labradorian]

I am not here. Really, I'm not. If I am, may I be excused?

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http://members.xoom.com/labradorian/

[Crystalguy]

What's going on? May I come in?

[The Raven]

Just doin' a flyby, as my civic duty. I think thats why, anyway...

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People could make the world a nice place to live...if there weren't so goddamn many of them.
-Clayton Heafner

[Zeb]

*blinks*
Huh? Someone say tequila?

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"For some reason, I cannot join in the praise of the insane trolls."

[Monty]

I believe this is what the carrier pilots call a "bolter."

Damn

Am I last again?

Oh well

PRESeNT!

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The most Invisible poster in the history of the boards. Posting invisibly since sept 1999.

Well, I hardly every post, but I suppose I should be counted. What number is this anyway?

[mouthbreather]

ALL BOW DOWN AND FEEL THE WRATH OF #295, YA BASTARDS.

I mean, um....here.

[mouthbreather]

I need to learn to multiply.

Make that #245.

Correcting one's self on a mathematical error makes one seem less ominous, doesn't it?

Shit.

[Enright3]

*whew* ~wiping sweat from brow...

I finally made it. It's a good thing I'm stalking Neuro Trash Grrrrl or I wouldn't have made it at all!

Enright3

[The Punkyova]

Tu som!

[The Punkyova]

Tu som!

[Azathoth]

Lurking in the depths as ususal.

And congratulations to Opal for finding a way to make smileys commit buggery.

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I am Chaos, I am alive, and I tell you that you are free.