If I'm ever this lazy, shoot me ( Warning: Sex. Sorta )

[Weirddave]

( ******Warning, link is possibly not safe for work. No nudity or sex, but adult products are featured *******)


Some things a man's just gotta do for himself. On those grounds, I think that this product (http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm) is just wrong. Also, think of the danger. A power surge could give new meaning to the phrase "jerking OFF".




(Mods, I think that this falls within the bounds of what's allowable here, but of course I bow to your judgement if you deem it inapropriate)

[scout1222]

The third picture from the bottom slays me.

But...but...wouldn't this be good for preventing carpal tunnel syndrome???

[Chimera]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

"For when wanna cum, but are just too tired to masterbate..."

[Jaade]

My So wants to know why the bottom two pictures have a broken (apparently) umm...device. He said he wouldn't want anything near his goodies that could break gel.

~J

[Already in Use]

I simply must travel to Japan someday. Between that and Boonga Boonga, it sounds like a charming little country.

(Of course, God only knows what impressions they've been getting of America...)

[RTFirefly]

"For when wanna cum, but are just too tired to masterbate..." That's a great sig line for somebody to pick up...

The world is stranger than can be believed at times.

If I'm too tired to stroke myself, I think I can just do without for the time being. :rolleyes:

[Kieras]

Girls have Sybians...

Its the male form of hands free...

I like it though I wouldnt be able to use it obviously!


Fair is fair. Guys get jealous of the girls Sybians :)

[OxyMoron]

Wow. I'm...astonished. Really amused at the demonstration of how the product expands to fit penises of girth.

But I'd trust a knot in a board before that contraption. I mean, would you sign up to be quality control? Do you think anyone else has signed up to be quality control?

And for roughly $320 bucks, I could get a lot of Tijuana..


Oh, right, this is a family forum.

[Mr. Blue Sky]

Originally posted by OxyMoron
And for roughly $320 bucks, I could get a lot of Tijuana..


And you'd likely get a lot more than you bargained for. :D

[DeepPurple]

Warning Sex??? Warning??? don't warn me! I want those threads, on top of the page as soon as I get here!! for when I too tired to roll mouse....

[Krisfer the Cat]

Well this raises "gadget freak" to a whole new level...
Or lowers it...

[Doomtrain]

The last thing I want is something mechanical squeezing my wing wang. What if the damn thing breaks and goes all mechanical bull?

[Skeezix]

I'm suddenly reminded of Wang-Ka's buddy with the watermelons, for some reason.

[Kwyjibo]

ROFL!!!!!

[Lynn Bodoni]

(Mods, I think that this falls within the bounds of what's allowable here, but of course I bow to your judgement if you deem it inapropriate)

I don't know about inappropriate, but I think that is just plain WRONG. Hilarious, but WRONG.

[Gadfly]

Just keep it away from Coldfire, and I think we'll all be okay.

[Ayesha]

Well I hope you're happy now Weirddave , I was laughing so loud over this that I woke the LIONsob up and he grumped off to the bedroom without me ! How will I ever make it up to him ?

Hmmmmm his birthday is coming up next month , BwaHahahaha

[dogbutler]

Originally posted by scout1222
The third picture from the bottom slays me.

But...but...wouldn't this be good for preventing carpal tunnel syndrome???


or hairy palms and blindness, at least.

[Herge]

Ha ha!

What would happen if it tightened its grip so much that it wouldn't come off? How do you explain that to the doctor in A&E?

Its just bizarre. I mean, if a man wants to pleasure himself, and there isn't a willing partner around, he has a perfectly good tool at the end of his arm!

[AngelicGemma]

That site is hilarious!

[Weirddave]

Originally posted by Ayesha
Well I hope you're happy now Weirddave , I was laughing so loud over this that I woke the LIONsob up and he grumped off to the bedroom without me ! How will I ever make it up to him ?

Hmmmmm his birthday is coming up next month , BwaHahahaha

I dunno, buy him some type of toy that's going to pleasure him. I dunno where to find something like that, however, try the 'net.

[The Mad Hermit]

I just gotta wonder: What were you looking for when you found this?

;)

If it could go to the fridge and get you a beer I'm sure some men would never leave their chair, except for bathroom breaks. If they invent that machine...

[USCDiver]

According to the drawing on how to use the thing, you are supposed to leave your underwear on.

[Herge]

Wife comes home early from work, opens the living room door.

"Gasp! What the HELL are you doing?"

"Darling! I can explain!"

[Gadfly]

Yuwuruguwurgh.

[DreadCthulhu]

Hey, what do you expect from the country that has brought us Hello Kitty vibrators and tentacle porn. Not that there is anything wrong with tentacle porn, of course.

[Ayesha]

Thanks to Kieras mentioning sybians I had to do a search to find out about them.

I also found the Venus 2000, you can read all about it in their
FAC here. Have fun gents.

http://www.sybian.com/venus2000_faq.htm

Oh yeah, if you decide to order the Venus 2000, you have to send in measurements, guess it isn't a one size fits all type of toy.

Dave LIONsob says if I try givng him one of those toys he will run away from home. I just don't understand some men. Try to give them a hand and they don't want it.

[Weirddave]

*snicker*

What you were trying to give was a hand job, hon.

;) ;) :p

[Kieras]

Well Ayesha thanks to DreadCthulhu I must now go see what 'tentacle porn' is.

Although, I am not sure I wanna know .....:rolleyes:

Off to Google..... :p

[macabresoul]

Tentacle porn?

oooooh i WAS wondering what that purple thing in the hand was.

[slortar]

Say, is that thing compatible with my car's a/c adapter?

[plnnr]

On a slight hijack, a club I used to belong to had a Sybian set up in one of the party rooms at their monthly social. Quite an entertaining piece of equipment for all concerned.

[Wintermute]

Originally posted by plnnr
...a club I used to belong to had a Sybian set up in one of the party rooms at their monthly social.

How come I never get invited to parties like this?

And "Monthly Social" sounds so...wholesome.

[Rabid_Squirrel]

So... what happens if the machine is accidently tilted to the left?

Mind you, it'll make a great hood ornament :)

[Tranquilis]

Weirddave, you've just justified your handle for all time. That thing is so wrong, on so many levels.
:eek:
:D

Rabid_Squirrel, I just hurt myself laughing.

[Ellis Dee]

If the site wasn't funny enough, Lynn had me pissing my pants.

The SDMB is just too damned good.