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Harborwolf
10-03-2003, 10:28 AM
According to the L.A. Times, one of the women harassed by Schwarzenegger said that he made a "bizarre vagina request." Any thoughts on what it could have been?

Here's mine (http://www.mallmonkeys.com/index.php?strip_id=254)

cher3
10-03-2003, 10:49 AM
I actually know what it is. Do you want me to tell you, or would you just prefer to speculum....er...speculate?

paulberserker
10-03-2003, 11:11 AM
"EATING IS NOT CHEATING!"

t-keela
10-03-2003, 11:15 AM
To a waitress, he said... (http://blogcritics.org/archives/2003/10/02/025610.php)

And he said, 'I want you to go in the bathroom, stick your finger in your [vagina], and bring it out to me.'

CBEscapee
10-03-2003, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by t-keela
To a waitress, he said... (http://blogcritics.org/archives/2003/10/02/025610.php)

And he said, 'I want you to go in the bathroom, stick your finger in your [vagina], and bring it out to me.'

I wonder if the other customers noticed that their food smelled a little fishy that day?

Harborwolf
10-03-2003, 02:06 PM
That's messed up. Now that the truth is known, anybody care to speculate.

Happy Lendervedder
10-03-2003, 02:11 PM
I assumed it involved ping-pong balls.

Horseflesh
10-05-2003, 12:09 AM
"I'll be back, you be front."

t-keela
10-05-2003, 10:11 AM
That's only one incident. There were several more. Find one or take a guess.

[Arnold voice]..."I want to pump YOU up." :cool:

World Eater
10-05-2003, 11:59 AM
I'll go with the OP, lol.

KSO
10-05-2003, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by t-keela
To a waitress, he said... (http://blogcritics.org/archives/2003/10/02/025610.php)

And he said, 'I want you to go in the bathroom, stick your finger in your [vagina], and bring it out to me.'


Didn't this happen on an episode of Sex and the City? IIRC, Charlotte somehow met a mega-actor and he asked her to do this...

Art imitating life or vice-versa?

NajaNivea
10-05-2003, 04:08 PM
In a startling incident of Comedy-Central-meets-the-SDMB, a few days ago I had the Daily Show on TV in the livingroom, as I was (what else?) surfing the Straight Dope.
What did I hear come from Jon Stewart's mouth, during Headlines?


"...and now, bizzare vagina requests..." preceeding a summary of the OP's reported events.

So, which came first? Did the OP cage the Daily Show headline, or is someone over at Comedy Central spending their working hours surfing our beloved forums? ;)

Arien
10-05-2003, 04:28 PM
It was a quote from the L.A. Times, MixieArmadillo.

NajaNivea
10-05-2003, 04:53 PM
Well, hrmph.

Guinastasia
10-05-2003, 09:44 PM
If that article's true, he's a total jackass.


*shudder*

matt_mcl
10-05-2003, 09:50 PM
possible language

"possible language?"

You mean there was a converse likelihood I would open this thread and find it entirely composed of smileys?

Eonwe
10-05-2003, 10:03 PM
Haha! Yeah, I heard there might be language here and thought I'd take a peak, despite my better judgement.

Ludovic
10-06-2003, 12:09 AM
Bizarre vagina requests

::::stifling self::::: don't do it, old boy.

Yumblie
10-06-2003, 12:25 AM
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Stage Manager
10-06-2003, 12:42 AM
Please, think of the ham(p)sters!

Coriolanus
10-06-2003, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by MixieArmadillo
Did the OP cage the Daily Show headline

cage
V: To steal one's bit
Krusty: "If this is anyone other than Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!"

Bravo to Harborwolf for the link to the cartoon strip aptly titled Vagina Hat

Cage away! Have you read that thread about Arnold and the Vagina Hat?

Maybe, by tomorrow, someone will actually call Arnold 'Vagina Hat' and the moniker will stick.

Rovian
V: To take delight in the political and personal destruction of ones foes.

Atrael
10-06-2003, 12:57 PM
I don't know..this guys been a huge star for years and years. And not just a star, but one of the hunky muscle bound type guys. I have a hard time believing that some of these women weren't coming on to him, and offering these things. After all, like he made her go to the restroom by herself and do these things???

lieu
10-06-2003, 01:41 PM
"Excuse me... Waitress... there's no hair in my soup!"

t-keela
10-06-2003, 08:53 PM
Atrael she didn't do it. She did threaten to pour a hot pot of coffee on his head for asking. It won't matter. California will have the Terminator for Governor regardless.

Isn't that is where the Bushes are really from? along with Nixon Reagan Bono...didn't I see some porn star running for Gov. (shrug) California politics :smack:


(t-keela...hauling his ass back to Texas before the tar & feathers show up)



:D

TeaElle
10-06-2003, 09:08 PM
Here's my question -- these alleged incidents happened over the course of many years. Arnold has been a gubernatorial candidate for nearly two months. Why did it take until 72-96 hours before the actual election for all of these women to come bubbling up with their groped breasts and vagina requests?

If some guy groped me or made indecent requests of me, I'd make sure that people knew about it. If he were famous, I'd go right to the media. If I saw him pop up as a candidate for an important elected office, I'd be on the phone before he could finish the sentence "And so I announce my candidacy for the office of..." I sure wouldn't wait for the media to come find me, and it wouldn't be so close to the election that there wasn't enough time for people to make a reasonable decision on the veracity of my claim.

This whole thing stinks.

t-keela
10-06-2003, 09:48 PM
Oh, I agree that something smells ..um.. shall we say fishy.

Some of these incidents are several years old (as much as 20+ years) The one in this thread occurred during the filming of Terminator 1, IIRC

I though at first...they couldn't have been too offended...then I checked my ignorance at the door. There are many reasons why a person might not report a sexual assault, it is quite common in fact. Not to mention that many of these women were aspiring to be actors and Arnold was "the Man". His buddies would back him up and they'd never work again.

All of this is irrelevant. He hasn't denied that he was an egomaniac who did a lot of shit in his past including group sex, drugs and extremely rude behavior (possibly criminal in fact). He was living in a world where he was king. Politics was not in the plan.

Now he is admitting, apologizing and asking for a second chance to show he is no longer the "beast" he once was. After he is elected governor, I expect to hear about the financial settlement and possible gag orders regarding some these cases and others that were worse.

Arnold has the money and connections to do just about whatever he feels like doing. Don't forget he was GHWB's poster boy and is married into the Kennedy clan. Those families know how to get away with shit.

Damn...think about it. Arnold has control of California

Jeb has control of Florida

and Texas is a given...Poppy is running it.

the Shrub couldn't lose if he bankrupt the whole freakin country. :eek:

stinks from coast to coast <tin foil hat off>