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IzzyR
10-31-2003, 10:08 AM
Girls pummel man who exposed himself (http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/10/31/crime.girls.reut/index.html)PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (Reuters) -- A man described by authorities as a known sexual predator was chased through the streets of South Philadelphia by an angry crowd of Catholic high school girls, who kicked and punched him after he was tackled by neighbors, police said Friday.

Rudy Susanto, 25, who had exposed himself to teen-age girls on as many as seven occasions outside St. Maria Goretti School, struck again on Thursday just as students were being dismissed, police said.

But this time, a group of girls in school uniforms angrily confronted Susanto with help from some neighbors, police said.

When Susanto tried to run, more than 20 girls chased him down the block. Two men from the neighborhood caught him and the girls took their revenge.Sometimes there's nothing like a little good old vigilante justice.
jk1245
10-31-2003, 10:12 AM
Wow. This guy will probably have a real easy time in prison when it gets out that he is the guy that beat up by a bunch of girls.
twickster
10-31-2003, 10:13 AM
Once again, I'm proud to be a Philadelphian.
Ponder Stibbons
10-31-2003, 10:15 AM
Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!!! Go, girls, go!!
Mr. Blue Sky
10-31-2003, 10:18 AM
Oh, yeah, like he didn't like it! :D
Troy McClure SF
10-31-2003, 10:29 AM
Wow, and I thought I had a rough time with the girls at my Catholic high school.
Ponder Stibbons
10-31-2003, 10:36 AM
Slight hijack: This isn't quite as funny, but it's still funny:
‘Kindness’ overwhelms armed intruder in Tampa (http://www.msnbc.com/news/986959.asp)
Zebra
10-31-2003, 11:52 AM
It's nothing new.


I got emotionally roughed by the girls at my Catholic for exposing the fact that they were idiots.




Of course with this story I'm just thinking of MP's The Meaning of Life.
Nars Glinley
10-31-2003, 12:27 PM
Although I agree that this is a funny story and that the guy had it coming, aren't the girls on pretty shaky ground legally speaking? Generally speaking, you're not entitled to pummel someone just because they commited a crime, right? Whether or not you should be is an entirely different story.
Ponder Stibbons
10-31-2003, 12:39 PM
Ha! Find a jury anywhere on the planet that would convict them ...
gallows fodder
10-31-2003, 12:45 PM
Heh....St. Maria Goretti is the patron saint of sexual assault victims.
Nars Glinley
10-31-2003, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by Ponder Stibbons
Ha! Find a jury anywhere on the planet that would convict them ...
Agreed. But doing something unlawful on the premise that, "I probably won't get convicted" is pretty risky.
Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
10-31-2003, 12:59 PM
Already discussed here--

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220690
JRDelirious
10-31-2003, 01:14 PM
Heh. I wanted to mess around with the Catholic High School girls... back when I was a Catholic High School boy :D
Speaking of which, I can imagine the boyfriends of these CHSGs will be acting very, VERY gentlemanlike for the near future :p
turner
10-31-2003, 01:48 PM
I'm from Chicago where Catholic High Schools were single sex. I remember Catholic girl fights being exceedingly violent and gruesome. Tearing out pierced earrings was a favorite tactic.
Doomtrain
10-31-2003, 01:52 PM
"Every man's fantasy turns violent!"
Doomtrain
10-31-2003, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by turner
I'm from Chicago where Catholic High Schools were single sex. I remember Catholic girl fights being exceedingly violent and gruesome. Tearing out pierced earrings was a favorite tactic.

My school was mixed, so every guy was disabused of the "girlfight" fantasy after seeing one. It was NOT pretty. They go for the earrings, they try to strip each other, and they beat the crap out of each other. Most of the teachers, including the ex-Marine, hated jumping into girlfights.
GKW
10-31-2003, 03:44 PM
Anyone else reminded of St. Trinian's- madcap girls wielding field hockey sticks?
CakeOrDeath666
10-31-2003, 04:04 PM
I went to a Catholic school. The other girls there were total bitches. That doesn't surprise me at all, they were probably just trying to find out where he kept his money.
Really Not All That Bright
11-01-2003, 01:45 AM
It being Hallowe'en and all, I just had to turn down a hot tub invite from a (gorgeous) "Catholic schoolgirl"....

I hate my job :(

But it looks like I dodged a bullet given that story..