Mila Kunis is flat as Nebraska.

[crazy grady]

I watched "That 70s show", 6 season/2nd episode where Mila Kunis and Laura Prepon (Julianne Moore Junior) went outside to sunbathe. While Junior had a lovely womanly body worthy of Renaissance period artwork, poor Mila (who otherwise is fine as hell) is as flat as the Great Plains. No body, Kind of painful to see. ike seeing an 11 year old girl and it being OK to see that. Mila is a 2 by 4.

That 70s show has painted itself into a corner in my opinion. The kids on the show are out of school and should be attending college. The license plate clock states 1979, and the same people already burned "That 80s show" on a crappy program that was quickly cancelled. I would like to see this group mature into young adults and see Eric and Donna go off to school, let Mr. Demi be a cop and Hyde do what he does. They also need to bring back Chong (Leo) when he gets out of the pen for his BS pipe selling rap.

This group could be a "Friends" for FOX network if done correctly.

GRADY

[Lord Ashtar]

Pics?

[Mr. Blue Sky]

Not THAT flat (http://thevector.njit.edu/20010417/images/mila.jpg)

Here, either (http://bz.berlin1.de/kino/arch/gifs/ch23baut.jpg)

[Krokodil]

Wow. I wish my standards were so high that I'd kick Mila Kunis out of bed given the chance. Instead, I'd be thanking the Deity for my incredible, undeserved good fortune.

But that's me.

[tomndebb]

Kansas is flat. Nebraska is known for rolling hills.

[Eve]

What?! She doesn't have enormous tits?!

Kill 'er! Burn the witch!!!

[Troy McClure SF]

You have attempted to sully the good name of the Goddess that is Mila. I have no choice but to bring your term on this planet to an end. For this, I do apologize, but some things in life need to be done. I'm sure, if I weren't about to bring about your demise, you would understand.

[Michael Ellis]

Originally posted by Mr. Blue Sky
Here, either (http://bz.berlin1.de/kino/arch/gifs/ch23baut.jpg)

Ah yes, she's standing with my future wife.

[Carnac the Magnificent!]

Originally posted by Eve
What?! She doesn't have enormous tits?!

Kill 'er! Burn the witch!!!

Tut, tut. Just paint a red double-A on her forehead.

[Wolfian]

Yeah. So is Gwen Stephani. I'd do them both. Together. I have to go now.

[Fiddle Peghead]

Originally posted by tomndebb
Kansas is flat. Nebraska is known for rolling hills.

Kansas is indeed flat; it's flatter than the proverbial pancake, in fact (http://www.improb.com/airchives/paperair/volume9/v9i3/kansas.html) .

[teemingONE]

Originally posted by Eve
What?! She doesn't have enormous tits?!

Kill 'er! Burn the witch!!!

YEA!

[iampunha]

So ... she was laying down and her boobs looked smaller? The devil you say! (hint: if you lay down and they don't look smaller, there's something up.)

[Michael Ellis]

Originally posted by iampunha
if you lay down and they don't look smaller, there's something up.)

Obviously there's something up.

[Danalan]

Here's (http://www.mildsauce.net/chicks/milakunis) a nice little SFW gallery. She's not flat, she's natural. Much better than some 'artificially inflated' woman.

[Mr2001]

The banner at the top of that page is definitely not SFW.

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

I saw the Ep. the OP mentions...and to be fair, I did think the same thing....well, almost. I actually thought "Huh? I thought she was bigger than that!".

She wasn't lying down. but I think she was wearing a fairly tight top made of a rigid material. Looking for vid caps of the show now. I will post a link if I find them...all int he name of science of course.

[Marley23]

Not that many women are skinny and curvy at the same time. She's still attractive.

[Jonathan Chance]

I'm figuring she must be some TV thing, right?

I'm SO glad I'm not plugged in.

[GuanoLad]

What's wrong with smaller breasts anyway?

[Edward The Head]

Originally posted by GuanoLad
What's wrong with smaller breasts anyway?

Nothing that I can think of that's for sure. And if the OP doesn't want her that's one less person in my way. :D

[TV time]

I quite like her smaller -natural- breasts. What I have always been uncomfortable about is her posture. She has a tendency to slump from the shoulders up.

But that's probably just my weird fixation.

[Mr. Blue Sky]

Now, if the OP had been talking about her butt, I'd agree wholeheartedly.

The girl definitely does not have back.

[Eve]

Originally posted by Jonathan Chance
I'm SO glad I'm not plugged in.

So, you have one of those kerosene-powered wind-up computers, then, I guess. Good thing, too, as the Internet would never have sites as trashy and anti-intellectual as appear on the teevee!

[Weird_AL_Einstein]

Note the interesting chain of events here. OP is posted with the theme, "[Name of female celebrity] is unnatractive." It is replied to shortly with links to pictures of said celebrity, looking quite attractive indeed.

Now that I have this knowledge, I wonder how I should use it? Could I actually bring myself to say that, say, Helen Hunt is unnatractive? Hmmmm...

[Shalmanese]

Originally posted by Weird_AL_Einstein
Note the interesting chain of events here. OP is posted with the theme, "[Name of female celebrity] is unnatractive." It is replied to shortly with links to pictures of said celebrity, looking quite attractive indeed.

Now that I have this knowledge, I wonder how I should use it? Could I actually bring myself to say that, say, Helen Hunt is unnatractive? Hmmmm...

Could it indeed be that the OP IS Mila Kunis deliberately coming in here to stir up some publicity:dubious: ?

[Ilsa_Lund]

Ah yes, she's standing with my future wife.

What? You don't love me anymore?

[7 up yours]

The license plate clock states 1979, and the same people already burned "That 80s show" on a crappy program that was quickly cancelled. Bugs quite a bit when people keep saying this. Just because a year has passed for us does not mean a year has passed for them. They can run ten more seasons and they can be portrayed to be the exact same age. It might not work well with the actors (what, with the nuisance of aging and all). That's what artistic license is for.

[Michael Ellis]

Originally posted by Ilsa_Lund
What? You don't love me anymore?

Well you're a guy.

[astro]

I hear that based on nude sunbathing photos snapped by paparazzi, Brad Pitt has a quite average sized penis. Should we pity him too? :rolleyes:

[Michael Ellis]

Originally posted by astro
I hear that based on nude sunbathing photos snapped by paparazzi, Brad Pitt has a quite average sized penis. Should we pity him too? :rolleyes:

I definately pity him. :D

[Ilsa_Lund]

Originally posted by Michael Ellis
Well you're a guy.


You didn't seem to mind in my Aldebaran thread, though I would much prefer Mila Kunis.

[Michael Ellis]

I didn't know it then!

[Wolfian]

Or did you... ;)

[Kaspar Hauser]

Originally posted by astro
I hear that based on nude sunbathing photos snapped by paparazzi, Brad Pitt has a quite average sized penis. Should we pity him too? :rolleyes:

No, we should pity Jennifer Aniston.

[Troy McClure SF]

Originally posted by Shalmanese
Could it indeed be that the OP IS Mila Kunis deliberately coming in here to stir up some publicity:dubious: ?

I'll stir! I'll stir anything you want, Mila!

Shit, I gotta settle down.

[Lord Ashtar]

Originally posted by Kaspar Hauser
No, we should pity Jennifer Aniston.

I find it very difficult to pity the rich pretty people.

[av8rmike]

(From Danalan's non-SFW site)

I prefer this combination (http://www.mildsauce.net/chicks/elishacuthbert/aac).

[Troy McClure SF]

Originally posted by av8rmike
(From Danalan's non-SFW site)

I prefer this combination (http://www.mildsauce.net/chicks/elishacuthbert/aac).

Said it before, I'll say it again... best photo shoot EVER!

[singular1]

Did that dog swallow half that girl's arm?!?