Would YOU want one?

[MagicalSilverKey]

If it were possible, how many of you here would choose to receive a SD/SDMB chip implanted in your brain, so you would have unlimited/ 24-7 /live-updated access to all of the Straight Dope you could handle?

(Note: implant would contain an anti-trolling countermeasure. Any instance of Trolling on one's own behalf would result in immediate termination a la the classic horror movie "Scanners")

[Mr. Cynical]

Only if I had the ability to edit my posts.

[concrete]

It sure would beat getting out of my perfectly comfy bed and getting into my computer chair all naked and smoking a cigarette, just so I can get my latest updates of the Straight Dope. Don't worry people, my desk has a pull out drawer to cover my manhood.