Sequential Thread Titles of Mass Destruction

[Eve]

A really good triple-header in IMHO:

What is it with men and breasts?
*How* are you supposed to drink?
The particular way popups annoy.

[Snowcarpet]

Right here in MPSIMS :

Worst car accident I've ever seen
It's Snowing. In LAS VEGAS!

Let's hope that these two remain only marginally related.

[Earthworm Jim]

Here in MPSIMS:
- What’s the Deal With All These Self-Storage Centers?
- "we're very protective of our friends," she said

[Gadfly]

MPISMS:

- Puppy's first photos!
- .....and so the end is near.

[Eve]

Who gives a seven year old a motor scooter?
"That fat chick."

[DeadlyAccurate]

Help me name my new kitten!
Rejected State Mottos

[Larry Mudd]

Would you be upset if your spouse bought new plates without you?
Stupidest argument you ever had with your SO.

[Larry Mudd]

What is it with men and breasts?
Is there anything I can do to stop pop-ups?

[Colibri]

Trifecta in MPSIMS:

What should I know about getting my cat ordained?
How to Acquire Eight Cats*
We adopt another cat

(*I imagine this must be the minimum number needed to participate in the ordination ceremoney.)

[Polycarp]

Yesterday in Great Debates:

Why the King James Bible?
Texas Redistricting

Somehow this one makes sense in an ironic kind of way?

[Ana Byrd]

MPSIMS at the moment...

Uuureeerggghckk! Ink in my MOUTH!
"Ha, ha! Made you throw up!"

[Knorf]

MPSIMS:

Spider-man 2 "Review"
"Ha, ha! Made you throw up!"

[c_carol]

Poll: What’s your nationality/ ethnicity
Wookie v Klingon?

[Mr. Blue Sky]

In IMHO:

non camp gay celebrity
How do you like your vampires?

[pravnik]

MPSIMS:

Proud to be an American?
Geography trick questions

[pravnik]

My husband does something weird with peanut butter...
"Ha, ha! Made you throw up!"

[pravnik]

GQ:

Why do black people think Napolean shot off the Sphinx's nose?
Fake X-Ray glasses?

[pravnik]

GQ:

Why do testicles move on their own?
Damned ants!

IMHO

Biggest fear
Invisible friends

How do you like your vampires?
Ask the guy who doesn't make blood!

BBQ Pit:

Well, if no one else is going to say it...
My dog has poop breath

[hajario]

MPSIMS

It official...Ohio, here I come
The curse of the double entendre

Haj

[Chaco]

BBQ Pit:

My dog has poop breath
Dear producers at CNN, FNC, and MSNBC.

[Horseflesh]

MPSIMS early in the morn (why am I up this late again?):

Because there's never a kink to kinky. . .
and that shall be your epitaph!

[Michael Ellis]

In MPSIMS

Suicide and have you tried it...
Am I the only one that can hear this? (A 'WTF' thread)