Jdavis

[aha]

Hello Mr. Jdavis,

You don't know me but my name is aha. I just happen to be a personal friend of Ed Zottis'. Ever heard of him? heh heh. He and I are/were like that.( Imagine me holding up index and middle finger).

I don't think we have ever met have we? Ed has probably talked about me to you, but he hasn't mentioned you to me, so imagine my surprise to see you as administrator of the new board. Is Ed still around? He and I went through some pretty rough times together on this board so I just want to make sure he isn't dead or fired.

Of course if he is...well hell then you and I need to get together sometime for a glass of iced tea.

In the meantime I wanted to thank you, the techs, and mods for doing such a wonderful job on the new board. You guys should be proud of yourselves.

I also wanted to issue you a friendly challenge. To take time out of your busy day, come to mpsims and welcome me, a lowly poster, personally to this board.

If you can't or don't have the time then I will understand. However, I think that Mrs. aha would be very disappointed if you didn't take a moment to introduce yourself, say hello and welcome us.

Well, I will be awaiting your welcoming post and in the meantime my regards to Mrs. Davis and any little Davis' there might be.

[Weirddave]

What's the matter aha, feeling unloved???:D Gonna put jdavis in your sig too? Keep this up and your sig will be longer than you posts. I propose that we all, everyone of us who reads this thread, take the time to personally welcome aha to the boards(5 months late). I'll start:


aha, Welcome to the SDMB. You've been here awhile, and I'm glad, you post a lot of interesting stuff. Keep coming back, it works if you work it.


:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Osip]

Poor Aha, his sugardaddy Ed has gone on to to bigger and better things.

Welcome 5 months late Aha.

[Geobabe]

Welcome, aha. OK, so you got here before me. Welcome anyway. And send my love to Mrs. aha, wouldya?

[coosa]

.( Imagine me holding up index and middle finger).

Gee, aha, I only see one finger - looks like the middle one. :confused:

[ultress]

What a suck up. Geesh you should have come up with something more original. You used this on Ed. You might be sunk anyway, what if jdavis is female? I try to take you and mold you much the way a best friend is supposed do, and here you go and post this without even letting me know first.

[Mullinator]

Way to go aha. Let's just hope this welcoming doesn't turn into a repeat of the last one.

[aha]

What a suck up. Geesh you should have come up with something more original. You used this on Ed. You might be sunk anyway, what if jdavis is female? I try to take you and mold you much the way a best friend is supposed do, and here you go and post this without even letting me know first.


Geeezz your right Ultress I hadn't thought that JDavis might be a girl...although I think I remember Ed telling me Jdavis was male.

As for not contacting you first,I should have,I guess rubbing elbows with the likes of Ed Zotti caused me to forget the little folks and the one thing that is really important in life, a best friend. I humbly apologize. I hope that you will forgive me.

[WallyM7]

jdavis is Jerry Davis, and you, aha, are a shameless self-promoting board whore.

No wonder everybody likes you.

[aha]

Thanks Wally!!!

:confused: I think.

[TubaDiva]

Jerry Davis is the big tech kahuna here at the Straight Dope.

No, that's not his official title.

your humble TubaDiva

[purrplebear]

There, there, aha. You are loved and appreciated by me as well as many more posters. I already welcomed you once before, but I'll be happy to do it again. So, welcome!!!

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{aha}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

:D :) :D :) :D :) :D :)

[Whammo]

Well aha, you've done it, this one was too far over the top and you have actually sunk below breathing level. It was nice to know you! You will be missed. :(

[WallyM7]

Guess what, aha?

I just exchanged some words with Jerry by email, and not only is he going to ban your sorry ass, he's also going to send a reverse modulated oscillation transductively sequentilized that will fry your hard drive. Your monitor is toast, too.

ha ha, aha.

[aha]

Wally I don't think my potiential new friend Jerry would do that kind of thing.

You guys are just a bunch of jealous vindictive bastards because the bigwigs like me best. Don't hate me for having friends in high places.

Good thing for you and B_line we are not in the pit.

[ultress]

Now look what ya done, you've stirred up Tuba and the rest of the admins and mods. Don't let your feelings be hurt Tuba, aha is still new at this and doesn't realize that he needs to suck up to all the mods and admins, not just selected one.

[techchick68]

:confused:

[Globe-trotter]

You guys are just a bunch of jealous vindictive bastards because the bigwigs like me best. Don't hate me for having friends in high places.


Only because you're shameless enough to suck up to them. :p

[Whammo]

Good thing for you and B_line we are not in the pit.


*mutters while walking away* ...yeah... cause it'd be your pit of despair... *scuffs the dirt with his shoe*

[jdavis]

Dearest aha,

Thank you and welcome! Please place me in your sig line as well. ;)

Your Friend In High Places,

Jerry

[Mullinator]

Well, I guess this means there is only one more person for aha to shamelessly suck up to.

[aha]

Dearest aha,

Thank you and welcome! Please place me in your sig line as well. ;)

Your Friend In High Places,

Jerry





HA! There... you bastards!!! I told you Jerry was my friend!!!! I bet next time you'll listen!!!

Now excuse me I have to go tell mrs aha and change my profile.

[Whammo]

Now excuse me I have to go tell mrs aha and change my profile.


ohhhhh... im sure she'll be thrilled. :rolleyes:

[Shayna]

*Sniff Sniff*

I offered to have hot, steamy sex with you, aha, and all they did was say "welcome." Yet they merit a mention in your sig????

Jeez, what's a girl gotta do around here, anyway?

;)

[aha]

*Sniff Sniff*

I offered to have hot, steamy sex with you, aha, and all they did was say "welcome." Yet they merit a mention in your sig????

Jeez, what's a girl gotta do around here, anyway?

;)


There you go Shayna, BTW, any other girls who want their name to be placed in my sig, please offer hot steamy sex and I will add it. :D

[Whammo]

any other girls who want their name to be placed in my sig, please offer hot steamy sex and I will add it. :D


Just dont be too surprised when aha yells out "OH JERRY!" or "OH ED" in the middle. :D

[learae]

I'd welcome you to the board AHA, but you beat me here. And actually, you welcomed me on my first post. As for the 'hot steamy sex'......are you any good at that? It seems Mrs. AHA may not appreciate sharing you if you are, and if you aren't, well, I would've traveled quite some distance to be disappointed.
Have a truly wonderful day, everyone. lea rae

[aha]

Well Lea rae mrs aha said that she would rather share me than lose me altogether.




Yeah right! :D

I guess I had better clean up that sig line too!

[ultress]

Hmmmm I guess the check to jdavis is in the mail

[WallyM7]

Don't be too impressed, everybody.

aha has managed to get a hellohowareya from EZ and JD, but these guys are merely Cecil's minions. Small fry, toiling in the caverns of Cecil's empire.

aha, if you were to get a nicetameecha from the Big Man hisself, maybe I'd be whelmed by that.

Let's see what ya got, Swami. :D

[Talkinsquirrel]

Ooooooooooo a hi from Cecil himself? Can ya pull it off aha?? Good luck!

(10 bucks says he doesnt pull it off...)

[David B]

Aha's new sig says:The only poster to have been personally welcomed to this board by Jerry Davis and Ed Zotti. Oh, man. Now you're in for it. You've demoted Ed to second mention in your sig. I wouldn't want to be in your shoes for all the tea in China!

[aha]

Aha's new sig says:The only poster to have been personally welcomed to this board by Jerry Davis and Ed Zotti. Oh, man. Now you're in for it. You've demoted Ed to second mention in your sig. I wouldn't want to be in your shoes for all the tea in China!


Hey.... Ed, Jerry and I are too close to allow a piddling little thing like that to come between us.

However notice the change in the Sig :)

[David B]

Man, oh man...

So now you've insulted Jerry in the thread you named for him! And do you really think Ed will be so easily appeased?

Congratulations, you've now probably pissed off both of them! They see how fickle you are (not to mention the way you're going after Cecil).

Once again, I wouldn't want to be in your shoes...

[aha]

Man, oh man...

So now you've insulted Jerry in the thread you named for him! And do you really think Ed will be so easily appeased?

Congratulations, you've now probably pissed off both of them! They see how fickle you are (not to mention the way you're going after Cecil).

Once again, I wouldn't want to be in your shoes...


Haa! These guys wouldn't get mad at me..we've been through too much together..

Dammit now you've made my colon spastic....

[Anti Pro]

Don't hate me for having friends in high places.


Is there another reason to hate you, aha?

[GraceTX]

(10 bucks says he doesnt pull it off...)


I'll take that bet. I'm putting my $10 bucks on aha. Come on darlin, don't let me down.

[AuntiePam]

The view count on this thread is over 2600. Wassupwidat?

[Persephone]

I do not believe this! This is in Threadspotting! Nice going, aha!

[casdave]

Nice goin aha

Don't forget about that pride and fall thing though.

[casdave]

Nice goin aha

Don't forget about that pride and fall thing though.

[monkeylucifer]

This is my very first post, and I am already offended by the awful self-promotion aha is allowed to indulge himself in. I won't even begin to mention the fact that you apparantly condone gambling, I hope you realize that this is why we can't have nice things.

[daisie]

How do you go about being welcomed by Cecil, Ed, or any of the poobahs around here? I don't think I was welcomed by anyone when I first posted :(

[Talkinsquirrel]

Hey daisie since I was welcomed by Cecil and I'm now welcoming you its like a second hand welcome by Cecil himself! Dont you feel better now :)

[Patty O'Furniture]

I'm officially checking in here, in case there is a sencond coming.

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[David B]

Daisie said:How do you go about being welcomed by Cecil, Ed, or any of the poobahs around here? I don't think I was welcomed by anyone when I first posted Welcome to the Board, Daisie! I hope we see you over in Great Debates!

-- David B

(Meanwhile, Daisie wonders, "Who the hell is David B? I never see him in MPSIMS...")

[Rosethorn]

Whoa, I just started to post recently, and I never got any "welcomes" :( Oh well...~*sniff*~

(Consciously fishes for welcomes...)

[tradesilicon]

, so you've received a few welcomes, I have received several fingers without even asking for them! What's so great about you?!? :mad: (not a hint of jealousy in voice...)

Sili

"So this is the Dining room!"

[tradesilicon]

, so you've received a few welcomes, I have received several fingers without even asking for them! What's so great about you?!? :mad: (not a hint of jealousy in voice...)

Sili

"So this is the Dining room!"