Because there's never a kink to kinky. . .

[Biggirl]

Furbies got nuttin' on these guys.
For those who like it hard! (http://www.statuemolesters.com/gallery/index.php)







Not really hardcore

[Biggirl]

Wrong stinkin' forum. I'm an idiot.

[Darth Nader]

:eek:

[Xploder]

Originally posted by Biggirl
Wrong stinkin' forum. I'm an idiot.

Well yeah..but we love you anyway.

[TheLoadedDog]

Good God!

Oh, and "heh!".

This is one of those links I knew I'd like as soon as the URL came up.

Thanks for the chuckle, Biggirl.

[Horseflesh]

Hmmm. A web site I frequent calls it Statue Humpin' (http://www.corporateradiosucksass.com/photoalbum/statuehumpin/index.html).

[Ice Wolf]

A whole new meaning to "art appreciation". Oh, well. :)

[Skeezix]

Oh yeah, thanks a heap, Biggirl. Thanks ever so much.

3 hours of potentially productive time shot to hell as I sit here snorting and chuckling (and cackling like a fiend, once or twice) over pictures of people molesting statuary.

Now, if only I had a digital camera, and a statue...

[Shade]

3 hours is beyong 'laughing at' and into 'fascinated' imho :D

[SanguineSpider]

I've got an old photo of my ex's brother being very naughty with the Coca Cola polar bear at the Coca Cola Museum. Hmmmm...


You know something? People are weird.

[misstee]

Hello, my name is misstee. I may have molested a statue. There were other dopers there who watched me do it.

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[Horseflesh]

Oh yeah, I remember. The concrete gorilla at the zoo, right? I heard that the zoo maintenance department is having a hell of a time wiping the grin of that gorilla's face.

[misstee]

No, it was the bust of some dude, who I am assuming contributed a lot of money to the zoo.


Also there was the thing with the elephant.

[Horseflesh]

And here I thought it was your bust that caused the riot.

What did you do to the elephant? They still can't get his trunk out of the upright position.

[Edward The Head]

Hell, I've gone around the world picking the nose of many a statues. I think I have a problem. Just wait til I hit NYC and I grab the bull by the balls. I've already picked its nose so now it's balls.

[jellytoes]

I come home from a hard day at the sex toy shop to this. You guys make my life seem normal. Thanks!

[LolaCocaCola]

Is it wrong that I'm aroused?

[jellytoes]

Lola dear, as long as it ain't hurtin' noone, you're fine.

[Horseflesh]

Originally posted by jellytoes
...a hard day at the sex toy shop...What other kinds of days are there at a sex toy shop?

[jellytoes]

HarHar.

A bunch of vets meet up a couple days a week in the video section and the middle-aged female divorcees are always loads of fun. They travel in packs and always buy lots of toys. Today was just a bunch of old guys cranking because it's too cold outside. And my manager was drunk from the night before. Not hungover, still drunk.

[sperfur]

I gotst the photos! (http://members16.clubphoto.com/michelle759912/1704682/owner-daea.phtml)

#1: misstee smooches a female bust at the KC Zoo

#2: misstee rides an elephant (ride, cowgirl, ride!)

#3: Erika rides the elephant (lucky elephant)

sperfur rode the elephant, too - but the picture didn't turn out. :(

[Horseflesh]

I'll bet that elephant gets more action in a day than I get in my entire life.

Didja see the trunk? What'd I tell ya?