View Full Version : Which toon MILF is the hottest?
Scumpup
02-15-2004, 10:31 AM
Definitely the mom from The Family Circus. No question about it.
Eleusis
02-15-2004, 10:56 AM
Betty Rubble.
Eleusis
02-15-2004, 10:59 AM
Oh yeah, Joan Jetsen definitely counts as a MILF.
Ukulele Ike
02-15-2004, 11:01 AM
What is a "milf" ?
Weirddave
02-15-2004, 11:03 AM
What is a "milf" ?
"Mother I'd Like to Fuck"
Marge Simpson or Lois Griffin
Eleusis
02-15-2004, 11:03 AM
Mother I'd Like to F**K.
Eleusis
02-15-2004, 11:05 AM
Oh yeah, Joan Jetsen definitely counts as a MILF.
Sorry, that should be Jane Jetson. (http://www.cybercomm.nl/~ivo/photo_JANE.html)
t-keela
02-15-2004, 11:30 AM
Sorry, that should be Jane Jetson. (http://www.cybercomm.nl/~ivo/photo_JANE.html)
You had me going with that Joan Jetson remark...I've got "I love rock and roll" stuck in my head now. (Joan Jett & the Blackhearts IIRC)
But yeah, Janey would do and Betty too.
I know if I ever get over to "Dogpatch" I'm gonna see if I can hookup with that Daisy Mae. She's definitely HOT...maybe not a mom as in MILF, either way she's on my ten most wanted list in cartoon characters. :D
we're kinda pitiful ain't we
;)
Lois Griffin. Also the mom from Dexter's Lab, she's got an ass on her.
Weird_AL_Einstein
02-15-2004, 11:52 AM
I certainly wouldn't kick Nancy Gribble out of bed. Or her neighbor Minh Supanusanphone...
mouthbreather
02-15-2004, 11:53 AM
Lois Griffin.
Qadgop the Mercotan
02-15-2004, 12:05 PM
Betty Rubble always had my vote.
Lumpy
02-15-2004, 12:21 PM
Another vote for Dexter's mom. Power Thighs.
TWDuke
02-15-2004, 01:02 PM
For Pete's sake, out of the entire tooniverse three people have chosen Lois Griffin? Oh, I see here (http://www.planet-familyguy.com/characters/index.php?id=2) that she comes from a wealthy family.
Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon is the hottest cartoon mother of eight I can think of.
heater
02-15-2004, 01:14 PM
Blondie is hot.
FriarTed
02-15-2004, 01:22 PM
Animated- Lois Griffin or Betty Rubble for sure.
Comic strip- Blondie Bumpstead & her friend Trixie (hmmmm! 3-some!), maybe Sally Forth
There are fine single chicks in Apt 3-G tho! Also with Rex Morgan MD.
hey! How is it we're forgetting Joan in Doonesbury!? Also, isn't Boopsie a Mom by now?
NoClueBoy
02-15-2004, 01:41 PM
I wonder what Sailor Moon's mom looks like?
Doomtrain
02-15-2004, 01:44 PM
Lois Griffin. Hot, kinky, rich, and she likes big fat guys. What more could a guy want?
The only downside is Peter would kick my ass.
Krokodil
02-15-2004, 01:47 PM
I understand Mary Jane Watson (http://pc59te.dte.uma.es/cdb/series/marvel/bitmaps/mj.jpg) is in the running now...
MrSarcasticus
02-15-2004, 01:51 PM
Well, you people are in luck. Virtually every MILF listed is the subject of at least a few dozen porn "fanimations."
Fern Forest
02-15-2004, 02:03 PM
Hmm, lots of good choices to go around with. From the movies I'll have to say ChiCha from "The Emperor's New Groove." Even very pregnant she was damn hot!
From television once TWDuke mentioned Manjula I have a hard time thinking of other mothers.
TERRA Rising
02-15-2004, 02:25 PM
Jessica Rabbit...
She's not a mother, but she's someone's wife, and that's close enough for me!
Rube E. Tewesday
02-15-2004, 03:40 PM
I find myself having thoughts about Dora the Explorer's mommy that are best left unspoken...
Dewey Cheatem Undhow
02-15-2004, 04:01 PM
Well, you people are in luck. Virtually every MILF listed is the subject of at least a few dozen porn "fanimations."When I saw this post, I started to ask about it. Then I realized I really, really didn't want to know.
Man, the Internet creeps me out sometimes.
Zebra
02-15-2004, 04:47 PM
The mom from 9 Chickweed Lane is pretty hot. NOT the grandmother, the MOM.
Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
02-15-2004, 05:00 PM
From the PBS show George Shrinks, his Mom, Perdita Shrinks.
http://pbskids.org/georgeshrinks/characters/img/mom.gif
http://pbskids.org/georgeshrinks/fun/coloring/img/GS_CB_05.gif
http://pbskids.org/georgeshrinks/characters/card-mom.html
She looks nifty in a party dress.
She's also an artist!
Dizzy Fingers
02-15-2004, 05:17 PM
Maude Flanders.
Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
02-15-2004, 05:49 PM
Helen Bennet--AKA Mother One, from the Bionic Six. A sexy brunette.
Ike Witt
02-15-2004, 06:26 PM
Maude Flanders.
Necrophilia for a cartoon character?
Tengu
02-15-2004, 07:31 PM
Mom Turner on the Fairly Oddparents. Rowr. I can fill the void!
Lois Griffin from Family Guy is attractive, too.
Little Nemo
02-15-2004, 07:43 PM
Kim Possible's mom is pretty good looking.
Mangetout
02-15-2004, 07:46 PM
Annie Hughes (from The Iron Giant)...
Baker
02-15-2004, 10:10 PM
C'mon girls, we have to speak up and say which DILF!
For me it would be Xanatos, from Gargoyles!
racer72
02-15-2004, 10:14 PM
The mom from 9 Chickweed Lane is pretty hot. NOT the grandmother, the MOM.
I agree, especially when she wears animal print undies. I wouldn't mind being in one of her fantasies. :D
WernhamHogg
02-15-2004, 10:18 PM
Milhouse's mom.
Baggins111
02-15-2004, 11:59 PM
Another vote for Lois Griffin. She's plain Jane, but has that underlying sensuality that you know Peter can't give her. OK, that sounded like a double entendre, but...
I met a woman that looked just like Dexter's mom. Had to admit that I wanted that booty.
Rex Fenestrarum
02-16-2004, 12:02 AM
I always liked "Nancy's" mom - although it always disturbed me that she was so "well-drawn" compared to Nancy, who looked like she was drawn by a 4th grader:
http://www.comics.com/comics/nancy/archive/images/nancy2004073198206.gif
Tentacle Monster
02-16-2004, 12:29 AM
I'll second Thel Keane (the mom from Family Circus). Anyone here remember the DFC? I got maybe two captions accepted.
And another vote for Lois Griffin. It's not just the rack or the caboose, it's that big sexy brain of hers.
Neutron Jack
02-16-2004, 01:16 AM
I always liked "Nancy's" mom - although it always disturbed me that she was so "well-drawn" compared to Nancy, who looked like she was drawn by a 4th grader:
http://www.comics.com/comics/nancy/archive/images/nancy2004073198206.gif
http://www.comics.com/comics/nancy/html/cast_Nancy.html tells us that this is Nancy's Aunt Fritzi. Fritzi Ritz is former star of the strip.
Larry Mudd
02-16-2004, 02:36 AM
Mrs. Moroboshi (http://www.orangeangel.com/thelumunderworld/p/parents1.jpg) from Urusei Yatsura[i/].
She's an uber-MILF, since, as near as I can tell, (and I'll admit to owning every episode, plus all the OVA's and the movies) she doesn't actually have a name of her own. (Even her pathetic husband calls her [i]"Kaa-san" (Mother.)
Extra attractive since she has been shown to be susceptible to a combination of boyish looks and sweet talk such as "I want you to cook for me for the rest of my life," even if that's the only phrase in Japanese that you've been able to learn.
Score! :D
RobuSensei
02-16-2004, 03:25 AM
I wonder what Sailor Moon's mom looks like?Well, there's a live-action version of the show now. I've seen most of it, and...
...just...
...no.
Larry Mudd
02-16-2004, 04:05 AM
C'mon girls, we have to speak up and say which DILF!If it were up to me, I'd make that acronym FILF.
Just, you know, because.
raizok
02-16-2004, 04:20 AM
Jessica Rabbit...
She's not a mother, but she's someone's wife, and that's close enough for me!
Hell I could make her a MILF for you in 10 seconds flat! eh? eh? *elbows your side*
nevermind.
Mtgman
02-16-2004, 07:57 PM
I gotta say, I am astounded that thus far no one has mentioned about the only MTWEHACTF(Mother They Would Ever Have A Chance To Fuck).
Cartman's mom.
Enjoy,
Steven
Live Better Electrically!
02-16-2004, 09:42 PM
Another vote for Blondie. Hubba hubba!
tracer
02-16-2004, 09:47 PM
Here's somebody's webpage titled Cartoon Girls I wanna Nail (http://geocities.com/CaptNish/main.htm).
(Warning: contains very raunchy text)
bradministrator
02-16-2004, 09:48 PM
Lois Pewterschmidt Griffin.
Ferrous
02-16-2004, 09:58 PM
How about Nani, the big sister from Lilo & Stitch? She's not actually a mom, but she is her sister's legal guardian, so that's sort of close. And I bet having those muscular legs wrapped around you would be an experience you wouldn't soon forget...
Diogenes the Cynic
02-16-2004, 11:47 PM
Dennis the Menace has a pretty hot mom.
cmkeller
02-17-2004, 12:20 AM
Pepper from Blue's Clues is very hot.
Clear Air Turbulence
02-17-2004, 12:21 AM
I cannot believe nobody has mentioned Mrs. Shibata (http://sexylosers.com/048.html).
Carl in NM
02-17-2004, 01:15 AM
C'mon guys Archie and Jughead can't have all the fun. Doesn't anybody else want Betty AND Veronica? :cool:
Diogenes the Cynic
02-17-2004, 01:27 AM
Pepper from Blue's Clues is very hot.
My God, cm, isn't there some Orthodox prohibition against uttering vile puns?
;)
small but...
02-17-2004, 02:35 AM
I'd do Betty ... but I'd be thinking of Wilma.
Larry Mudd
02-17-2004, 03:24 AM
:struggles to avoid following up Red Dwarf quote:
Purd Werfect
02-17-2004, 07:42 AM
Calvin's mom.
raizok
02-17-2004, 08:01 AM
I cannot believe nobody has mentioned Mrs. Shibata (http://sexylosers.com/048.html).
*slaps forehead*
Well there's my #1 choice now ;)
cmkeller
02-17-2004, 09:58 AM
Diogenes:
My God, cm, isn't there some Orthodox prohibition against uttering vile puns?
I haven't seen any in the traditional interpretations. In fact, wordplay is quite common in the Talmud (granted, much less vile) :D
"Puns - never apologize, never explain." - Dogbert
SkipMagic
02-17-2004, 01:12 PM
What, no one has claimed the chance to make Betty Boop into Betty Bopped?
(I wouldn't, either. I'm just surprised, that's all.)
TWDuke
02-17-2004, 01:38 PM
Doesn't anybody else want Betty AND Veronica?
What, no one has claimed the chance to make Betty Boop into Betty Bopped?
I don't think they qualify on the "mom" factor.
What was Olive Oyl's relationship to Swee'Pea?
I'm just curious, not that I think she's hot - although she does have those long, agile limbs...
Mary Worth is a mom, right?
Hey, It's That Guy!
02-17-2004, 04:03 PM
Mary Worth is a mom, right?
I don't know, but I have a very rare issue of Mary Worth, in which she advises a friend to commit suicide.
Dante
02-17-2004, 04:34 PM
I don't know, but I have a very rare issue of Mary Worth, in which she advises a friend to commit suicide.
Worst. Post. Ever! :D
SkipMagic
02-18-2004, 05:00 PM
I don't think they qualify on the "mom" factor.
Oops. Yer right, of course. I got so distracted by the twistedness of tracer's link, that I posted Betty Boop's name without giving thought to her lack of maternal history.
That said, I know some of you want to do her... :p
Larry Mudd
02-18-2004, 05:51 PM
...because nothin' gets the blood going like a baby-talking hoochie girl with the head of an infant. :D
Red Matrix
02-18-2004, 06:20 PM
I dont' think this one is a M, in milf, but ILF!
Popcorn Penny < Cinemark's Character
me
SkipMagic
02-19-2004, 01:06 AM
...because nothin' gets the blood going like a baby-talking hoochie girl with the head of an infant. :D
So, what, we're back to talking about anime? :p
Carl in NM
02-19-2004, 02:11 AM
Dang...........done in by the facts again. Hate it when that happens.
Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
02-19-2004, 08:51 AM
So, what, we're back to talking about anime? :p
Well, Bulma from the Dragonball series is pretty hot, and a Mom, at least in the later series.
TWDuke
02-19-2004, 02:02 PM
What, no one has claimed the chance to make Betty Boop into Betty Bopped?
(I wouldn't, either. I'm just surprised, that's all.)
Betty Boop was a DOG!
(Here I had intended to link to a page showing the proto-Boop with floppy ears, but I couldn't find one.)
See, Betty began life as a romantic interest for a cartoon dog named, uh, Bimbo. Eventually, she became human and Bimbo became her pet. Now that's kinky! In another twist, the studio once put out a press release claiming Betty was a 16-year-old, which made her either a very young sex symbol or a very old dog.
http://www.jimhillmedia.com/articles/guest/korkis.08042003.1.htm
Mudshark
02-19-2004, 11:48 PM
Jane Jetson or Betty Rubble. But Jane is hotter.
Starving Artist
02-23-2004, 03:01 AM
You had me going with that Joan Jetson remark...I've got "I love rock and roll" stuck in my head now. (Joan Jett & the Blackhearts IIRC)
But yeah, Janey would do and Betty too.
I know if I ever get over to "Dogpatch" I'm gonna see if I can hookup with that Daisy Mae. She's definitely HOT...maybe not a mom as in MILF, either way she's on my ten most wanted list in cartoon characters. :D
we're kinda pitiful ain't we
;)Another non-mom, but what about that other Dogpatch hottie, Moonbeam McSwine?
RandomLetters
02-23-2004, 03:11 AM
I wonder what Sailor Moon's mom looks like?
In the anime, she actually looks pretty good. (http://members.aol.com/foxisfoxy/ffmom.html)
Also, I would like to say Washuu, from Tenchi Muyo, is the hottest red-headed madscientist mother this side of the Milky Way.
Fern Forest
02-23-2004, 06:26 AM
When she acts her age, ooh yeah. Just watch out she doesn't turn into Little Washu during the act.
Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
02-23-2004, 07:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by t-keela
You had me going with that Joan Jetson remark...I've got "I love rock and roll" stuck in my head now. (Joan Jett & the Blackhearts IIRC)
But yeah, Janey would do and Betty too.
I know if I ever get over to "Dogpatch" I'm gonna see if I can hookup with that Daisy Mae. She's definitely HOT...maybe not a mom as in MILF, either way she's on my ten most wanted list in cartoon characters.
we're kinda pitiful ain't we
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Another non-mom, but what about that other Dogpatch hottie, Moonbeam McSwine?
Daisy Mae is too a mom. She & Lil Abner had a kid.
NotBob13
02-23-2004, 08:05 AM
While she's not a mother, she is a mother-figure, and I've always had a thing for Rebecca Cunningham from Disney's Tailspin.
But I'm a sad and pathetic man.
Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
02-23-2004, 08:13 AM
While she's not a mother, she is a mother-figure, and I've always had a thing for Rebecca Cunningham from Disney's Tailspin.
But I'm a sad and pathetic man.
She was a mom. She had a little daughter, who looked up to Kit as a pseudo-older brother.
NotBob13
02-23-2004, 08:42 AM
She was a mom. She had a little daughter, who looked up to Kit as a pseudo-older brother.
You're right, I'd forgotten, uh, what'shername.
Urge to go see what's on Toon Disney rising...
Odesio
02-23-2004, 09:07 AM
Mighty Max's mother was pretty hot. In one episode you got to see cartoon cleavage.
Marc
Zebra
02-23-2004, 10:10 AM
Well, she is a step-mom but the queen form Disney's Snow White is pretty hot in a dominatirx sort of way.
Starving Artist
02-23-2004, 01:27 PM
Daisy Mae is too a mom. She & Lil Abner had a kid.Hmm...must have happened after I stopped reading the strip. But still, that Moonbeam... :D
Tengu
02-23-2004, 01:37 PM
I cannot believe nobody has mentioned Mrs. Shibata (http://sexylosers.com/048.html).
You only have a chance with her if you're her son, or his girlfriend.
Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
02-23-2004, 02:39 PM
Hmm...must have happened after I stopped reading the strip. But still, that Moonbeam... :D
Yes, Moonbeam McSwine does look good. As for the smell.... :rolleyes:
Starving Artist
02-23-2004, 02:47 PM
Yes, Moonbeam McSwine does look good. As for the smell.... :rolleyes:LOL, literally! Buy hey, that's what clothes pins are for, huh? :D
Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
02-23-2004, 03:08 PM
Hmm...must have happened after I stopped reading the strip. But still, that Moonbeam... :D
Le chic! Le Swine!
Le--skunk de PU!! :D
http://www.die-einherjar.de/bw/frank_frazetta_bw_moonbeammcswine.jpg
Starving Artist
02-23-2004, 03:54 PM
Le chic! Le Swine!
Le--skunk de PU!! :D
http://www.die-einherjar.de/bw/frank_frazetta_bw_moonbeammcswine.jpgLucky damn pig!!! (Looks like he knows it, too!) :D
And as an aside, how 'bout that Frazetta, huh?
Kaitlyn
02-23-2004, 06:51 PM
Hippolyta (Wonder Woman's mother)
Susan Richards (Invisible Girl of the Fantastic Four)
AHunter3
02-26-2004, 04:52 PM
Valerie Stone of "Stone Soup", mom to Holly and Alix.
International Playboy
02-26-2004, 05:12 PM
Valerie Stone of "Stone Soup", mom to Holly and Alix.
I was just thinking of mentioning her today. And how about Rose, of "Rose is Rose?" She's got that alter-ego biker chick thing going for her.
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