pluto: do you dislike me for some reason?

[SwimmingRiddles]

In SaxFace's Road Trip thread in MPSIMS, pluto posted the following:
Slimming Ruggers and the others have some good points about bringing someone along BUT if you want to go it alone, by all means do so.

And in the Hags of the SDMB thread, pluto posted this:
I can never remember Sweating Wriggles right name. Swilling Diddle's? Slimy Dimples? Smelly Pimples?

Is there any reason for this? Or are you just stuck in the third grade, and feel the best way to draw attention to yourself is to make up oh-so-clever renditions of people's handles? Have a problem with remembering it? Try reading past posts.

I do apologize if I'm making a mountain out of a mole hill, but if you've got a problem with me, I'd really like to know what it is.

[Coldfire]

Holy shit. Swimming Riddles is starting a pit thread?

*opens bottle of Jack Daniels an pours a double*

What IS the world coming to. Still, I have to see where this leads!

[Earl Snake-Hips Tucker]

As has been said before:

"Someone's got a cru-ush. Someone's got a cru-ush."

[Mullinator]

If Pluto starts trying to snap your bra straps, then I think it's safe to say he has a crush on you.

I am going with a vote of crush/childish humor/random dislike in a 60/25/15 ratio.

And, what's next? A pit thread by Girlbysea or tinycow?

[soulsling]

awwwww. how cuuuuuute. go gettim girl! show da man what your made of! :)

[aha]

sic 'em SwimmingRiddles :mad:

[Ukulele Ike]

Boys! BOYS! You STOP TEASING SwimmingRiddles!

It's just NOT nice. And besides, she has a mean kick.

They've got a point, though, Swiddles. The example posts cited in the OP show all the signs of the classic pluto crush.

[Ayesha]

And, what's next? A pit thread by Girlbysea or tinycow?



Sssshhhhhhh, Mullinator ! Don't let tinycow hear you say that. Tinycow has posted in the pit only once that I am aware of. She scares me when she flames, she seemed to enjoy it a little too much.