View Full Version : KHRD 107.3 FM : All wood, all morning (TMI)
05-05-2004, 12:17 PM
I think most people here are familiar with the concept of morning wood - waking up in bed with an engorged male member.
While that does happen to me occasionally, I experience a different but related phenomenon. Not long after I sit down at my desk job in the morning, little neuroman rises to attention to greet the start of the working day... and more or less stays like that until lunchtime.
After lunch there's no problem - he's usually well behaved in the afternoons. But all morning, every morning, I sit here with an agitated armadillo in my trousers. It gets to be annoying.
I was wondering if anyone else out there also regularly tunes in to KHRD at work and has any advice. Of course, amusing tales are also appreciated.
05-05-2004, 12:28 PM
Hi. Um, I'm female, so I have no personal stories to share. But, I do have a question for you. Could having sex or taking matters into your own hands ;) before getting to work possibly help that problem???? Kinda like when guys say before going on a date where they know that sex will not take place, they masturbate to relieve tension. Just curious.
Thanks for sharing. :D
05-05-2004, 12:36 PM
Per the Cialis ad:
"Erections lasting more than four hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention."
05-05-2004, 01:18 PM
Sounds like it's time for a vacation.
You've obviously been working too hard.
05-05-2004, 02:10 PM
You must really like your job!!
05-05-2004, 02:21 PM
You should hire a 3' 4" temp with no gag reflex to work the 8-12 shift, if you know what I mean.
Seriously, though, could it be your chair or the way you sit? Sometimes, it happens to me, and I've begun to notice it tends to happen mostly when I'm slouching in my chair. I guess I pinch off the bloodflow to my ass and divert it to the manly region, where it must obviously collect and cause...............discomfort.
05-05-2004, 03:06 PM
OneYogini, I'm sure a pre-work wank would get rid of the problem, but considering I barely make it in on time as it is (*cough*30 minutes late*cough*) I don't think that's feasible. I suppose I could squeeze that activity in during the drive, but somehow I think the other commuters might not appreciate it.
Slouching, eh? Yes, I am often pretty tired in the morning and do slouch in my chair - that could be it. Maybe better posture and vigorous stretching excersizes will help.
05-05-2004, 03:11 PM
You need to find a job that's not at a strip club!
05-05-2004, 03:31 PM
How much sleep are you getting?
I remember hearing on the radio that the reason for nighttime erections is that the flacid penis is poorly oxygenated. The night time erections serve the purpose of ciculating blood and rejuvinating the tissue and making sure it doesn't rot.
So, if you have them in the AM but not the PM, it could be that you're not sleeping enough to fully rejuvinate you know who.
Otherwise, it could be a sign of a more serious medical problem.
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