The tenets of Og?

[duffer]

I've wondered about this for awhile. I see a lot of people like to sub Og for God. Fine with me, I can see why you might. But it's used in the same context of God. As in , "For the love of God/Og", "And I think to myself, For God's/Og's sake!" etc.

So who is this Og you speak of? Is it a higher power? This wouldn't be appropriate for atheists. Is it some spiritual entity? If you're atheist and use this, do you beleive in Og or is it just a phrase?

So while it sounds snarky, it really isn't. Just wondering if there really is some Og people understand, or if it's really just a phrase.

[Sublight]

In the beginning...



Og Smash!

[Sublight]

Ok, serious answer.

A while back, there was some idjit (since banned, I belive. Hopefully someone can find the original thread) blowing a gasket over in the Pit. Nothing noteworthy about him except that he reapeatedly made the same typo when writing "of God", having it come out instead as "og God".

He was already starting to be mocked when someone asked who this Og God fellow was, and from there a mock mythology sprang up.

[Sublight]

Ah, here it is:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=103615

It would seem that racinchikki was the first to acknowledge the divine nature of Og.

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

Ah, here it is:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=103615

It would seem that racinchikki was the first to acknowledge the divine nature of Og.

ALL PRAISE racinchikki, PROPHET OF OG!

Actually, the tenents of OG are a pain in the butt. They let their cat mess all over OG's woodwork.

OG is considering raising their rent. :)

[Olentzero]

Og not use auxiliary verbs. Og talk like Hulk.

Og smash better, though.

[JRDelirious]

Any truth to rumours about a production of "The Passion of the Og" in the original languages?

[lachesis]

:: waits for the snickering to die down, so i can regain normal competency at typing ::

there. whew!

oh, that was priceless. thanks so much for the link, sublight. i don't wander in the Pitt that often, so i'd never found that particular gem. and a personal treasure i bring back from my trip:

from Bhudda
First, Jerry "Farawell" (It is actually Falwell, you troglodyte) and the like are promoting their personal beliefs, not the religious beliefs of all of the Southern Baptists in the world. I will openly say right now, as a Southern Baptist that Jerry Falwell is a hamster twat. I would imagine most Southern Baptist I know would think the same, if in a more polite, way about him.

i think this has inspired a secondary sig for me:

"Jerry Falwell is a hamster twat." -- Bhudda said it, I believe it, that settles it!



priceless!

[duffer]

Sublight, thanks for the info. Now I understand! :D

See, everyone? I, too, can learn!! :eek:

[Sami41]

I've been wondering about Og for awhile. Thanks for the thread and the link.

:) Good stuff.

~S

[Weirddave]

i think this has inspired a secondary sig for me:

"Jerry Falwell is a hamster twat." -- Bhudda said it, I believe it, that settles it!



:dubious: :dubious: :dubious:

[AskNott]

1) Og wants smart believers. Be not stupid.

2) Og is great. You OK, but not great. Og love you anyway.

3) Do not worship false Ogs, such as Fi'ty Cent or Kid Rock.

4) Coveting thy neighbor's wife's ass can be risky; Og gonna watch over you...with amusement.

5) Og much cooler than you. Get over it.

6) Be not jerk. Og love you, but Og Smash!

7) Rob not neighbor's liquor store. Og's wife nephew owns one, OK?

8) Pretty sunrise? Work of Og. Praise Og. Og like that. Humor Og.

9) Want Og's help in your softball game? Forget it; Og very busy Og, you on own.

10) Eat not poison ivy, not fun. If eat snails, Og not want know. Not tell Og.

[Olentzero]

6) Be not jerk. Og love you, but Og Smash!
8) Pretty sunrise? Work of Og. Praise Og. Og like that. Humor Og.These are my two favorites. Now I'm gonna go around and say "Work of Og. Praise Og. Og like that." whenever something good happens. Thanks for nothing. :wally:

[screech-owl]

Some deities demand burnt offerings from their followers. I hope Og accepts spittakes. (I held everything in until #4.)

Thank you, Asknotmoses,butmuchmuchfunnierNott

[AskNott]

11) Og am what Og am.

12) Og made world, Og love you; what you want, egg in beer?

13) Og have eye on sparrow. Sparrow sneaky bird.

14) Some not believe in Og. Og not angry with them. Be not jerk to disbelievers.

[Senggüm]

... Just wondering if there really is some Og people understand, or if it's really just a phrase.
As the son of Ong, I do ...

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

As the son of Ong, I do ...

Who this "Ong" fellow? Og not know him,not know his son. They slip over fence on Saturday night?

OG SMASH!

[Colibri]

13) Og have eye on sparrow. Sparrow sneaky bird.

Tasty, too.

[screech-owl]

So Og demands tasty sparrow sacrifices? Burnt or raw?

Dammit, AskstillfunnierthanMosesNott, I'm going to be running out of spit sacrifices by the end of this thread. Yeah it was only a well-deserved, apres work Budweiser, but I am saving the Guinness for a special occasion.

[flamingbananas]

What are Og's worshippers called? Oggiests?
Now I'm gonna go around and say "Work of Og. Praise Og. Og like that."
If I did that, people would think I was weirder then they already do. Is that possible? *looks down at mixmatched Converse Hi-Tops and weird looking shirt* Guess not.

[OttoDaFe]

What are Og's worshippers called? Oggiests?Oggballs. Especially at the . . . err . . . "get-together" after the service.

[Colibri]

What are Og's worshippers called?

Oglers.

[Green Bean]

Now I'm really tempted to get some alphabet beads and make a bracelet that says

W.W.O.D.?

The answer, of course, is simple. In almost any given situation, OG SMASH!

[racinchikki]

So Og demands tasty sparrow sacrifices? Burnt or raw?

Sparrows are CUTE! You shouldn't kill cute things! Only the ugly things, like, y'know, people.

[screech-owl]

[Originally Posted by flamingbananas]
What are Og's worshippers called?

Oglers.

And now I have the picture in my head of hundreds of seagulls from Finding Nemo chanting "Og? Og? Og? Og? Og? Og? Og? Og? Og? Og? Og?"

"Og?" fits me fine: The tenets of "Og", plus the ubiquitous "question mark of the Universe". Any jewelers among the Teeming Millions? A tastefully done sterling silver pendant? Small diamond chips? Fimo?

[duffer]

Oglers.

Oh man, that's perfect. :D

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

A Pilgrimage of Oglers would be called an ogcursion.

[flamingbananas]

Og cool. Og wise. Og....Og! :cool:

Oh man. W.W.O.D.? OG SMASH! That rocks majorly.
*so....tempted....for....signature......*

[AskNott]

Sparrows are CUTE! You shouldn't kill cute things! Only the ugly things, like, y'know, people.

:mad: Og not make ugly things. Cows cute. Pigs cute. Brocolli cute. Still, see commandment 10. If eat snails, Og not want to know. Cicadas, either. :eek:

[screech-owl]

All Hail the Great and Powerful OG!

C'mon, you were thinking that at some point in this thread.

[Oy!]

:mad: Og not make ugly things. Cows cute. Pigs cute. Brocolli cute. Still, see commandment 10. If eat snails, Og not want to know. Cicadas, either. :eek:

I have to love a god or person who finds brocolli (or is it broccoli?) cute!

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

:mad: Og not make ugly things. Cows cute. Pigs cute. Brocolli cute. Still, see commandment 10. If eat snails, Og not want to know. Cicadas, either. :eek:

Og is not a fan of Bush, Sr.

[Olentzero]

As some of you may have noticed in the "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" thread over in Cafe Society, there is a rumor of Og making an earthly appearance on the show. No solid confirmation yet, but we're working on it.

[Colibri]

And of course, the act of worshiping Og is Ogling.

[nocturnal_tick]

Yes, but what is the symbol of Oglism?

I vote for :)

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

Yes, but what is the symbol of Oglism?

I vote for :)

No. THIS OG'S SYMBOL! (http://www.mms.qld.edu.au/5h-artefacts/5h-artefacts-pics/axe.jpg)

Because OG smash!

[screech-owl]

Way back when, we used to have the "smashie" icon. Woulda been perfect for Og incarnated.

[athelas]

Remember: Og got trampled by mammoth for your sins!

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

Remember: Og got trampled by mammoth for your sins!
Yes, he was with Dillinger at the time. :)

[AskNott]

I have to love a god or person who finds brocolli (or is it broccoli?) cute!

Broccoli, which I initially spelled wrong, puts out a sexual display that's about 1/3 the size of the whole plant. That's something you or I could only dream of doing, and if we could, the whole world would say we were cute, cute, cute. :D

[Oy!]

Broccoli, which I initially spelled wrong, puts out a sexual display that's about 1/3 the size of the whole plant. That's something you or I could only dream of doing, and if we could, the whole world would say we were cute, cute, cute. :D


AskNott, being as I am female, I think if I could even dream of doing this, I'd have to kill myself, because I could never scrub the image from my brain.

Uh, if you could do it, I think the female world would be too busy running like hell away from you to say you were cute, cute, cute. Men tend to vastly overestimate the appeal of size...

[Tiggrkitty]

1) Og wants smart believers. Be not stupid.

2) Og is great. You OK, but not great. Og love you anyway.

3) Do not worship false Ogs, such as Fi'ty Cent or Kid Rock.

4) Coveting thy neighbor's wife's ass can be risky; Og gonna watch over you...with amusement.

5) Og much cooler than you. Get over it.

6) Be not jerk. Og love you, but Og Smash!

7) Rob not neighbor's liquor store. Og's wife nephew owns one, OK?

8) Pretty sunrise? Work of Og. Praise Og. Og like that. Humor Og.

9) Want Og's help in your softball game? Forget it; Og very busy Og, you on own.

10) Eat not poison ivy, not fun. If eat snails, Og not want know. Not tell Og.

Thanks AskNott. Now I am having flashbacks of Everquest, and I quit playing 2 years ago!

[noname]

Do Oglers Ogle to Og?

OG: OGLE TO OG, or OG SMASH!!

[Biffy the Elephant Shrew]

Some deities demand burnt offerings from their followers.
I burning your Og.

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

Originally Posted by screech-owl
Some deities demand burnt offerings from their followers.

I burning your Og.


All burnt offerings to OG must be ignited withj a 1920's Style Death Ray.

[Terrorcotta]

I am beginning to invision a poster:

Got Og?

Then, shirts with small Gotogs embroidered on the chest.....

[nocturnal_tick]

If we all put Oglism as our religion in the next polls, will it become an actual religion, like the Jedis? :D

[Marley23]

11) Og am what Og am.
Is that all that Og am? If so, maybe Ogmandment #15 is 'There is no Og but Og, and Popeye is his prophet.'

[AskNott]

Is that all that Og am? If so, maybe Ogmandment #15 is 'There is no Og but Og, and Popeye is his prophet.'

I was thinking more of "I am that I am," from that other deity, but it came out more like my hero of the last 50 years, Popeye. Og could do a lot worse than having Popeye as His Prophet.

By the way, I never intended that racinchikki and I would be the only spokeshumans for Og. The spirit might come upon you, too. Yes, you! Og is an equal opportunity Og.

[Chefguy]

AskNott, being as I am female, I think if I could even dream of doing this, I'd have to kill myself, because I could never scrub the image from my brain.

Uh, if you could do it, I think the female world would be too busy running like hell away from you to say you were cute, cute, cute. Men tend to vastly overestimate the appeal of size...

Mmmm...you have sex with Og...Og give you Ogasm...mmmmm

[Oy!]

Mmmm...you have sex with Og...Og give you Ogasm...mmmmm

:eek:

[633squadron]

1) Og wants smart believers. Be not stupid.

In beginning, earth was dark. Og say "What happen to light?" Og make light.

Then Og say "Hey, feet are wet." So Og divide water from water. Upper water Og call sky. Lower water Og call swimming pool. Og stand on dry ground. Og call it "sidewalk." Og say "You betcha!"

[Askance]

Fellow traveller of Ogler, Ogpal.

Hi Ogpal !

[Shirley Ujest]

Og says do not leave flaming dog poo on neighbors porch. Paybacks are sponsored by Og's Wife, Bitch.

[Green Bean]

Og help me, I'm such a dork. I opened my bead catalog today and priced out the beads for a "W.W.O.D.?" bracelet. I was hoping to find a little charm or bead in the shape of a sledgehammer or something to represent the answer to that eternal question. I didn't find one, but there are companies that stock zillions of different charms, so I'll find one eventually.

Heh. I just had an idea: The Straight Dope Charm Bracelet. It could include:
--Og's smashing hammer.
--A question mark to represent our quest to fight ignorance.
--An opal, with two tiny alphabet beads spelling "hi"
--A hamster
--A sock
--A finger pointing--Gotcha ya!

Really, the possibilities are endless.

[Shirley Ujest]

Beaner the hamster would have to be dead. There would have to be a burning dog, something to indicate a Religion War and a Political War, and some how a -> :wally <--- and a -----> ;j <------.

I would most definately wear it.

Cause I'm a dork, too.

All Hail Og!

[Beauty Personified]

I just have to ask... What if Og were one of us?

And were SpongeGar and Pattar disciples of Og?

Anyhoo...

[Marley23]

Heh. I just had an idea: The Straight Dope Charm Bracelet.
That would need WWCD [Cecil] on there, or some variation on it, like "What Would Cecil Know?"

[The Seventh Deadly Finn]

Go, Og.

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

Go, Og.

NO! OG STAY! You go! Or OG SMASH! Unless you let OG borrow your bicycle. Then maybe OG go. You want OG bring back Chinese Carry-Out?

[Olentzero]

You want OG bring back Chinese Carry-Out?When Og come back, br....

No, I'm sorry, I just can't do it.

[Annie-Xmas]

Heh. I just had an idea: The Straight Dope Charm Bracelet. It could include:
--Og's smashing hammer.
--A question mark to represent our quest to fight ignorance.
--An opal, with two tiny alphabet beads spelling "hi"
--A hamster
--A sock
--A finger pointing--Gotcha ya!

Really, the possibilities are endless.

No can have bracelet without 1920's style Death Ray.

[Rico]

I just have to ask... What if Og were one of us?

What if Og was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home

Is that what you meant?

And maybe we could get a new hit TV show out of this: Joan of Ogcadia.

[ioioio]

Og not give answers, but Og give many clues. If you no take, no come whining to Og.

[noname]

No can have bracelet without 1920's style Death Ray.

Og create 1920's Style Death Ray. Og genius. All hail Og.

[ioioio]

Og's smashing hammer
A question mark to represent our quest to fight ignorance
An opal, with two tiny alphabet beads spelling "hi"
A dead hamster
A sock
A finger pointing--Gotcha ya!
Some smilies: :wally ;j :D :eek: :smack:
A 1920's style death ray
A pie
A burning dog
A lock of Cecil's hair, assuming he has any
A tiny receipt for $5.95

Sorry, Shirley Ujest, If you want charms for religious and/or political wars, you'll have to be more specific.

[Rufus Xavier]

A brief snippet from Oh, Og!:

Og: I swear tell whole truth, nothing but truth, so help me....me!

there are some hushed giggles in the courtroom

DA: Tell me, "Og" (does the 'quotes' move with fingers), how can you expect this jury to believe that you are who you say you are, hmmm?

Og: Og no like tone of voice! Og smash!!!!!!!!!

[Beauty Personified]

From a Reuters article (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=585&e=4&u=/nm/20040525/sc_nm/israel_chimpanzee_dc) off Yahoo! ...

...nobody had noticed Maya was pregnant and Og and Gremlin, the only adult males among 11 chimps at the facility, were sterilized years ago...
:eek:

Anyhoo...

[betenoir]

I am beginning to invision a poster:

Got Og?

Then, shirts with small Gotogs embroidered on the chest.....

Shouldn't that be "Gotcha Og?"?

[screech-owl]

I really like the "Gotcha OG!" t-shirt idea. I don't wear charm bracelets, but I like the individual charms (tkae them apart and make a changeable necklace.

How about a coffee mug - "Java OG!"

[dangergene]

37) Puny humans make baby Og cry!
37a) No, Og not cry, Og SMASH!

"Ground control to Major Og, commencing countdown, did you put your hel-met on?"
"Og no need helmet, Og outer-space kind of guy! ZOOOOOM!"

[Olentzero]

From a Reuters article off Yahoo! ... :eek:Oh my Og! The Ogssiah!

[Krisfer the Cat]

Oh fer Og's sake...

Now I gotta go change...

I can see it now : the angel Moroni blowing the trumpet at the end of the world: All Hail Og!

[Shirley Ujest]

Og has an opposable thumb. Proven in the zoo. :)


As for the Religous Politico War charm combo: just a mushroom cloud . A Twofer.

:D

[Terrorcotta]

Shouldn't that be "Gotcha Og?"?

You right! I wrong. In Og all thing possible.

[Ponder Stibbons]

I'm down with the Og thing. Just as long as his (her?) last name isn't "Lee". :cool:

[Tinkertoy]

Og's smashing hammer
A question mark to represent our quest to fight ignorance
An opal, with two tiny alphabet beads spelling "hi"
A dead hamster
A sock
A finger pointing--Gotcha ya!
Some smilies: :wally ;j :D :eek: :smack:
A 1920's style death ray
A pie
A burning dog
A lock of Cecil's hair, assuming he has any
A tiny receipt for $5.95


Don't forget the Tug-ahoy charm.

[Green Bean]

I was definitely going to include the 1920's style death ray charm, but I was trying to keep it to things that probably already existed and/or could be easily modified. There I go being practical again. I guess I forgot that in Og all things are possible.

I'm not just whistling dixie here. I wanna make this thing. I wonder how hard it would be to get some custom charms made? Maybe not hard at all, depending on the style.

[Hamlet]

According to this site (http://home.wanadoo.nl/eli.ichie/webpagepgh/preludinogfuck.html) Og does much more than just Smash.

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

Warning!

According to this site (http://home.wanadoo.nl/eli.ichie/webpagepgh/preludinogfuck.html) Og does much more than just Smash.

This is not a work-safe link!

[Shirley Ujest]

Is Og so powerful could he himself make a burrito so big that he could not eat it?

[Marley23]

Og no like Mexican food. Og like Thai food. You got Pad Thai? Give Og.

[duffer]

Og is not a fan of Bush, Sr.

"Og is fan of Bush, Jr."

C'mon. sig for me. Considering they aren't Sr, Jr as Albert Gore and his daddy are. Please?

*I can't believe this thread is still going*

[nocturnal_tick]

Is Og so powerful could he himself make a burrito so big that he could not eat it?

Og no deal with paradox. Og find paradox, Og SMASH! No more paradox.

[AskNott]

Is Og so powerful could he himself make a burrito so big that he could not eat it?

Shirley ask irrelevant question. Og not make own burritos; worshippers make Og's burritos. Og could eat hum-Og-nous burrito, but Og would not. Og gotta stay in shape.

[Green Bean]

I looked into the custom-made charm thing a bit. There are several companies who do custom-made silver charms. Some will create a cast silver charm in the design of your choice. Others will engrave artwork on a plain silver disc or other shape. I haven't priced it out or anything, but it would seem that the latter option would be reasonably priced. I assume they'd feed the design into a computerized engraving machine, and the machine would do the deed. In other words, it would require having an artist actually sculpt the 1920s style death ray.

What the heck does a 1920s style death ray look like anyway?

Tinkertoy: I've been pondering the TugAhoy thing...do you have any suggestions on how the whole JDT thing could be depicted? I'll bet that someone somewhere manufactures charms in the shape of an uncircumcised penis, but I'm not sure I'd want to wear it around...

[noname]

How is Og related to the Oger named Shrek (http://www.shrek.com/) ? Is Shrek bigger than Og, since he is an oger?

[Beauty Personified]

How is Og related to the Oger named Shrek (http://www.shrek.com/) ? Is Shrek bigger than Og, since he is an oger?
When you say "oger", do you mean "a follower of Og" or something like that? I don't remember Shrek (an ogre) giving any indications about his spiritual beliefs in the first film. (I've yet to see the second.)

And when you ask if Shrek is bigger than Og, are you talking about physical size? If so, if Og is in humanoid form (or, rather, proto-humanoid form), I would think he'd be smaller in size than Shrek, based on how large Shrek is compared to the humans in his films. However, I don't think size is really relevant when comparing Og to Shrek. Shrek is just one being, whereas Og is so much more. Actually, some would call it sacrilegious to even compare to two, in any way.

Ogizzle is the Hizzle!

Anyhoo...

[flamingbananas]

A brief snippet from Oh, Og!:

Og: I swear tell whole truth, nothing but truth, so help me....me!

there are some hushed giggles in the courtroom

DA: Tell me, "Og" (does the 'quotes' move with fingers), how can you expect this jury to believe that you are who you say you are, hmmm?

Og: Og no like tone of voice! Og smash!!!!!!!!!

*chokes on cheerioes* I haven't read something that funny in a few weeks.

[Enola Straight]

Is it the Will of Og to wage a jihad against Cthulhu and his followers? :dubious:

[Oy!]

Is it the Will of Og to wage a jihad against Cthulhu and his followers? :dubious:

Og not need silly jihad. Og powerful. If Og not like, Og Smash.

'Sides, Og make Cthulhu. Cthulhu cute.

[Colibri]

Tinkertoy: I've been pondering the TugAhoy thing...do you have any suggestions on how the whole JDT thing could be depicted? I'll bet that someone somewhere manufactures charms in the shape of an uncircumcised penis, but I'm not sure I'd want to wear it around...

You could just depict the apparatus itself, shown at tugahoy.com (probably not work-safe). However, I doubt many people besides JDT would recognize it right away.

[noname]

Which is more lethal Og, Karate, Kung Fu or Brake Dance?

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

Og not need silly jihad. Og powerful. If Og not like, Og Smash.

'Sides, Og make Cthulhu. Cthulhu cute.


Yes! OG is right! He is cute! (http://www.warehouse23.com/img/toyvault/hp001.jpg)

:D

[screech-owl]

Would OG please smash the heck out of UG (http://www.uglyhouses.com/) (the offspring of Captain Caveman and Fred Flintstone)? He's not just annoying, but this seems to be a case of possible name infringement, at the very least.

[Beauty Personified]

Did Og know Java (http://www.comiconvention.com/JAVA%20DIANA%20MARTIN.jpg) the (http://www.ytv.com/programming/shows/martin_mystery/img/400x275_showpic.jpg) caveman (http://www.ubcfumetti.com/international/dh_mm1.jpg) personally?

Anyhoo...

[AskNott]

Og not care about copyright. What Og need royalties for? Og am what Og am. That enough. It good to be Og.

[iampunha]

How is Og related to the Oger named Shrek (http://www.shrek.com/) ? Is Shrek bigger than Og, since he is an oger?

Og smash Shrek. Shrek no smash Og. Shrek too busy making Ogre babies with Fiona (Donkey busy with Dragon).

Og win!

Shrek get laid, though.

[noname]

Og smash Shrek. Shrek no smash Og.

How, since Shrek is Oger


Og win!

Shrek get laid, though

does that make Og sad?

[Shirley Ujest]

Dear Og,

I need to win the lottery. The Big One, you know what I mean?

Can you help me with this?

Signed,

Broke and hopeful.

[Oy!]

Dear Og,

I need to win the lottery. The Big One, you know what I mean?

Can you help me with this?

Signed,

Broke and hopeful.

See Tenet 12.

[iampunha]

How, since Shrek is Oger

Shrek is OgRE. Og bigger than Shrek.

Og smash Shrek!

Og smash noname!

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

Shrek is OgRE. Og bigger than Shrek.

Og smash Shrek!

Og smash noname!


OG no smash HULK!

GRRRAAARRRR!!

HULK STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!!!!

Also, Hulk go major motion picture deal with merchandising tie-ins.

Og no can match. :p

[screech-owl]

Hulk does have a cool roller coaster named for him.

[stochastic]

Would the Doper Holy Trinity consist of Unca Cecil, Ed Zotti and Og?

If so, which are the father, son and holy ghost?

[Green Bean]

Also, Hulk go major motion picture deal with merchandising tie-ins.Merchandising? And what's the W.W.O.D. bracelet? Chopped liver?

And in case you didn't notice, the Hulk movie was a stupendous flop. I wouldn't bet my money or my soul on that CGI abomination. I'll take my Hulk in the form of a green Lou Ferrigno, thankyouverymuch.

[screech-owl]

Would the Doper Holy Trinity consist of Unca Cecil, Ed Zotti and Og?

If so, which are the father, son and holy ghost?

Sounds like the right order to me.

[stochastic]

Sounds like the right order to me.

I'd have to agree. However, in light of some poster's accusations that Cecil is not real (heresy, I say!) and that Ed is the real deal, the order may go:

Cecil= Father, mythical god figure from which all this has originated, but no one's ever seen.
Og= Son, born in the likeness of the Dopers, created to save us from ignorance.
Ed= (Holy) ghost writer of the columns.


Methinks Og gonna SMASH me for typing such blasphemy.

[iampunha]

And in case you didn't notice, the Hulk movie was a stupendous flop. I wouldn't bet my money or my soul on that CGI abomination. I'll take my Hulk in the form of a green Lou Ferrigno, thankyouverymuch.

What's the deal with the CGI's shorts? Were we supposed to believe he had magical shorts that expanded to like ten times their original size?

[screech-owl]

...Ed= (Holy) ghost writer of the columns.....

And once again, I present spit-offerings to the GREAT AND POWERFUL OG! in your name.

Good one.

[Olentzero]

What's the deal with the CGI's shorts? Were we supposed to believe he had magical shorts that expanded to like ten times their original size?Hulk order stretch pants from Lane Bryant. Og say so.

[AskNott]

Hulk order stretch pants from Lane Bryant. Og say so.

Episode 1, Og Eye For The Green Guy. Og throw out Hulk's crushed-car coffee table, analog clothes. Hulk get hip, Hulk dig free sofa, mmmmm. :D Og introduce Hulk to Fiona. :p Hulk owe one to Og, bigtime. Oh, yeah, babe. Now Og have six cases tearaway shirts. Oy! What Og do with all that? Uh, you not tell Shrek, OK? Og not fear Shrek, but Shrek such a grump.

[Marley23]

Also, Hulk go major motion picture deal with merchandising tie-ins.

Og no can match. :p
Og have better things to do. Use wealth and prestige to promote social causes, host gala dinners. Last week Og attend benefit hosted by Rob Reiner. But Og remember North no funny, so Og smash Reiner!

[noname]

What's the deal with the CGI's shorts? Were we supposed to believe he had magical shorts that expanded to like ten times their original size?

Its been talked about here (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=4863066)

Og smash noname!

Og cannot smash noname, cos noname SD handle of HULK!!![/COLOR]
Hulk no afraid of Og. If Og smash, then [COLOR=Lime]Hulk smasher :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Marley23]

Hulk anger Og, so Og screw up Hulk's coding!