Mammory lovers confessional

[Silo]

You just gotta love em' boobies, jugs, melons, funbags...

[soulsling]

i must confess, i love those wonderful curves on a woman. Something about them just drives my hormones wild. Why is that? Why does a certain body part that has nothing to do with the actual physical part of mating cause a man to react this way? IMO, and it aint' humble, it has nothing to do with having suckled on them as a young'n. I just plain damn well like'em.

[Czarcasm]

Unless someone gives a different opinion on this topic(don't look at me!) in the next 24 hours, this topic is being moved to MPSIMS, even though it is certainly not *ahem* "pointless".

[Initial Entry]

Um, I hate breasts. They suck.

(is that good enough slythe?)

[Devil In Disguise]

Tits rule. A woman that don't have 'em ain't a real woman.

[Irishman]

While I appreciate a large pair of hooters, I've known plenty of beautiful women with tiny tits. I like to play with them, too.

[genericky]

Twist to the subject:
I cannot stand fake boobs! They don't look right, they don't feel right, and they don't move correctly (jiggle and sway). I would rather a woman have small ones than fake ones.

[Danielinthewolvesden]

I really like large breasts, and there is at least one Poster here who can verify that. Small, firm breasts are nice also, but they gotta be sagless. Fake are just fine, unless they are WAY huge. :D

I guess this is sorta MPSIMS, but there is a slight IMHO here.

[funneefarmer]

In my humble opinion breasts are like mother's milk.

[Rysdad]

In my humble opinion breasts are like mother's milk.


For a farmer, that was udderly unfunny.

[Silo]

I cannot stand fake boobs! They don't look right, they don't feel right, and they don't move correctly (jiggle and sway). I would rather a woman have small ones than fake ones.

Yeah, when a naked woman lies down her boobs shouldn't be erect. I had a guy once tell me that there is no difference. Hahahahahahahahahahhahaha. Then he went on to say, you could not distinguish the fake ones from the real ones by feeling them. Hahahahhahahahahahahahha. What a dumb ass! If you like the fake ones, that's fine, but IMHO I don't care for them. The real ones are soooooo much cooler. Real boobies = :cool:

[JUSTUS**]

You just gotta love em' boobies, jugs, melons, funbags...

You just gotta love em' boobies, jugs, melons, funbags...


Trying to add an appearence of sensitivity to this thread now matter how superficial.........
My intial reaction to this was shall we say less then impressed (yeah right ... I look to but be honest) nothing of real value ... however I have no idea of the validity of the following perhaps someone can check out the implied source the individual who informed me of this is somewhat biased ..... Ogling women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered.
According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a
30-minute aerobics workout" declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.

Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt,
Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200
male outpatients-half of whom were instructed to look at busty females
daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so.

The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood
pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery
disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood
circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby. "There's no question: Gazing at
breasts makes men healthier."

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts
the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so
consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.

How about the American heart association starting a new branch to help men stay healthier.
Besides giving blood ladies could volunteer to help prevent heart problems!

[Silo]

I just realized I have low blood pressure :D

Heh...good job Jack.

Peace, love, and boobies,

Mike

[JonF]

According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout" declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby

I desperately want to believe that article exists and is true ... but my search at http://www.nejm.org didn't turn up any such article with Weatherby as an author. I found several references to this story on the net, but none with a reference to an actual article.

[GreenEyes]

As a woman who has big breasts just let me say I appreciate a man who does also. What I DON'T like are people who use words like tits, jugs, melons.. oh..and my favorite thus far.. funbags. Funny how someone who supposedly LIKES bigger breasts would come up with the most insulting names for them..
Play nice now boys ;)

[Silo]

(As a woman who has big breasts just let me say I appreciate a man who does also). What I DON'T like are people who use words like tits, jugs, melons.. oh..and my favorite thus far.. funbags. Funny how someone who supposedly LIKES bigger breasts would come up with the most insulting names for them..
Play nice now boys ;)

()You like a man that has big breasts?
Insulting names?! Just call me Mr. Misunderstood.

[GreenEyes]

Silo, Silo, Silo..
Don't make me turn you over my knee now.. ;)

[CalMeacham]

So what word DO women prefer?

I've always like "Boobs" myself. It sounds nice and comforting. None of those ugly short vowels. Round and smooth like..., well, Boobs. The word even LOOKS like boobs.

Boobs.

Nice, nonthreatening.

I agree with Greeneyes (and against George Carlin)-- I don't like "Tits". "Tits" sound angular, sharp. You could hurt yourself playing with tits.



"How'd you get that cut on your hand?"
"Oh, I was fooling around with some tits."
"It looks bad. Better stick it between two boobs."

[Nacho4Sara]

LOL!! Nice one, Cal!!

I like boobs myself (the word, not the item - glad I checked this before I posted!!). Breast is too functional, and words like tits and hooters are derogatory. I hate any word with "Bags" in them as well, makes them sound all saggy.

I had a friend who got breast implants. When we went sunabting at the ocean, her boobs stood STRAIGHT UP. We were lying down and her boobs just pointed north. It was SCARY!!

[Narile]

How about just calling them white meat and avoid the breast thing all together like Queen Victoria?


***GDARLADFHIA***1


1Grin, Duck and run like a demon from Hell is after.

[Narile]

Oh, and don't forget....."Huge Tracts of Land."

[Greyson3]

I had a friend who got breast implants. When we went sunabting at the ocean, her boobs stood STRAIGHT UP. We were lying down and her boobs just pointed north. It was SCARY!!

Whoa. Up is one thing, but north? When you turn her around, do her boobs right themselves? Maybe she should go to church more often. ;)

[Scotticher]

My gram always called them "cushions"-when she would put me on her lap to rock me to sleep, she would say (you have to imagine the Scottish brogue) "Put your head on my cushions and I'll sing to you". As I recall, they were much more comfortable than my pillow is now. I slept better then, too.

Scotti