Naked celebrity poll

[Little Nemo]

Why not?

Which living celebrity would you most like to see naked and which would you least like to see naked? This is live and in person, but looking only; start your own thread for sexual fantasies.

My choices are:

Most like to see: Winona Ryder
Least like to see: Walter Cronkite

[Catfood Purrito]

Hmmm...this requires a bit of thought. Lord knows there are MANY celebrities I wouldn't mind a night alone with so that I might know them in the biblical sense...but just to look at? Hmmm....

Most like to see: Brad Pitt, methinks
Least like to see: It's a toss-up between Elton John and Bea Arthur. (disclaimer: I'm a huge fan of Elton's music. I've seen him in concert twice and once listened to nothing but his Greatest Hits vol. 1 for 3 months. Bea Arthur, on the other hand, annoys the hell out of me. But that's not why I don't want to see her naked.)

[Typo Negative]

Most like to see: the red-haired chick from 'That 70's Show'. Anybody know her name?
Least like to see: Mimi from 'Drew Carey Show'

[OpalCat]

Most like to see: Sebastian Spence (he stars in First Wave on the sci fi network, and has done other stuff)

Least like to see: Drew Carey

[funneefarmer]

Most likely to cause me to go into a coma : Louie Anderson
Woman that could bring me out of it : Pamela Anderson

I'm just hoping the coma erases the memory of Louie

[Catfood Purrito]

Spooj, the red-haired girl from That 70's Show is Laura Prepon.

[Osip]

Most like to see: Rebecca de Mornay
not like to see: Mimi from the Drew Carey

[Max Torque]

Most want to see: Claire Danes
Least want to see: Julia Child

Come on, folks! Get creative with your "don't wanna"s!

[Pizzle Boy]

Most: Salma Hyak (been done, so I'm happy :P )
Least: Chief Wiggum

[Ringo]

but how about a "just out of curiuosity" category?

Jamie Lee Curtis

[Mr. Blue Sky]

Most: Sarah Michelle Gellar (after all, she was just voted "Best Female Butt")

Least: Alfred Hitchcock

[ThisYearsGirl]

Gosh--not a lot of girls are responding to this!
Most like to: Ewan MacGregor (yeah yeah, I have seen "Velvet Goldmine" and "The Pillow Box," but he's still ranks first on my list)
In a close second: circa 1973 Robert Plant
Least like to: Ted Nugent

[Osip]

Most like to see: Tom Cruise naked.

not like to see: Drew Carey

[MysterEcks]

Most like to see: The Dixie Chicks. (Yes, all three of them.)

Least like to see: Judge Judy.

[Devil In Disguise]

Most like to see: Denise Richards
Least like to see: Renee Richards

[Drew Blade]

Most: Bill Clinton
Least: Hillary Clinton

[Bubble Girl]

Most like to see: Antonio Banderas
Least like to see: Steve Buscemi (sp?)

[soulsling]

most like to see: gillian anderson, with or without soap bubbles.
least like to see: cartmans mom

[JimmyNipples]

I want to see Jeri Ryan from Star Trek Voyager naked.
Actually, just having her stand in front of me wearing that uniform of hers would do just fine.

I don't want to see Margret Thatcher on a cold day (or a warm one) naked



Voyaristicly yours,

Graeme

[billyt123]

Most like to see: Britney Spears


Least Like to see: Sally Jessy Raphael

[Scylla]

Most: That girl from "My Father The Hero" who now plays the alien in Roswell

Least: Ernest Borgnine.

[ThisYearsGirl]

I think Steve Buscemi is kinda cute. . . I don't wanna see him naked either, but he's certainly not my last choice.

[Geenius]

Most would have been Jennifer Aniston before she lost all that weight. Now I think it'd be Ming-Na, with Christina Applegate a close runner-up.

Least ... sorry I can't be more creative, but it's gotta be Mimi.

[Sledman]

Lucy Lawless

or wait Daisy Fuentes.

Can I have an exemption and get both at once?

So many women to see naked so little time.


Least like to see...

Rosie O'Donnell!!!

[Gazoo]

Okay, for all of you dying to see certain celebrities in the buff, there's help. A book entitled "The Bare Facts" has pretty much all celebrity nudity in films indexed by movie, time into the movie, and what type of nudity you will see. (Fake example: "At 12:09 into the movie you will catch a 1.9 second glimpse of Courtney Cox's left breast.") There is also a wb site, but I haven't checked it out yet:

http://www.barefacts.com

Good luck! ;)

[Nacho4Sara]

Most like to see naked: Ben Affleck

Least: Any of the Backstreet Boys. Ewww!

[dook]

two words.

Ally McNaked.


-dook

[Proudest Monkey]

Most: Denzel Washington
Least: Can't think of anyone whose disgusting factor sufficiently overrides my curiosity factor.

Julie

[Strainger]

Most like to see: Nikki Cox (she's the only reason I ever watch that "Married with Children" rip-off)
Least like to see: Wayne Knight

[TheNerd]

Most: Allyson Hannigan
mmm... Willow. Yeah, I know her character on Buffy is no longer driving stick, but she still is.

Least: I don't really want to have to think about this enough to come up with an answer.

[DRY]

Most like to see: Nikki Cox (she's the only reason I ever watch that "Married with Children" rip-off)


I compliment you on your taste, but both Wendy Benson and Kristanna Loken are fetching in their own right :D

[Geobabe]

Well, I already have naked pictures of Marky Mark in all his, ahem, glory (and oh, is it ever pretty!), so that desire has been fulfilled. Unfulfilled wish: Brady Anderson of the Orioles. I've got the pic of him in those spandex shorts yum! but would love to see the rest. Or Ralph Fiennes would be fine as well.

Least want to see: Bob Dole. I already know waaaay too much with the whole Viagra thing.

[2sense]

Most: An actress from Sabrina the Teenage Witch. The 1 that plays the goofy aunt. YUM!

Least: Ally McNaked. Ewww. To much like necrophillia for me. Am I the only 1 who thinks she has the physique of a year-old corpse?

[L.Ron Hoover]

Most: Christina Ricci and Sarah Michelle Gellar
Least: Martha Stewart and Dr. Laura(yeah, I know the pics are out there, but that doesn't mean I want to see them)

[Saint Zero]

Most: An actress from Sabrina the Teenage Witch. The 1 that plays the goofy aunt. YUM!

Least: Ally McNaked. Ewww. To much like necrophillia for me. Am I the only 1 who thinks she has the physique of a year-old corpse?


I will give that one an AMEN! I don't do sticks.

Most: Doritos Girl
Least: Pepsi Girl, Rosie O 'Donell, Judge Judy, et al...

[SterlingNorth]

I'd love to see Minnie Driver uncensored.

But Never, ever, ever, ever, EVER do I want to catch Janet Reno taking off her clothes!

[Strainger]

Thanks for your vote of confidence, DRY, but (pardon my ignorance) who are Wendy Benson and Kristanna Loken?

[DRY]

Thanks for your vote of confidence, DRY, but (pardon my ignorance) who are Wendy Benson and Kristanna Loken?


One should never be ignorant about good looking women! However, one should be perfectly willing to share information re the same.

Wendy Benson was a regular ("Barbara") on Unhappily Ever After's last season. (I confess, I was a fan of that show)

She also guested on the season before the last one (my guess is they really liked her guest shot--she came back as the same character)

She was also in one or more episodes of "90210" and one episode of "The X-files". Also the movie "Wishmaster" (This via IMDB--I haven't seen the TV episodes and only part of Wishmaster)

Here's a picture of her...

http://www.andromeda.rutgers.edu/~bassano/wendy781.jpg

Kristanna Loken was in one of the earlier seasons of Unhappily as "Sable".

She was also in the "Mortal Kombat" TV series as a regular and guested in "Law and Order", "Lois and Clark", and "Star Trek Voyager" (again, via IMDB)

A picture of her:
http://home.sol.no/~eggbert/kristanna/pics/eas-lok01.jpg

In closing:

1) Did you know that between the time I hit reply and submitted the final post, a 1/2 hour had elapsed? I had to do quite a bit of, uh, research. :)

2) If the rest of you want to post links to some of the lesser known babes (men, too, I guess, but I don't really care about them ;) ), I would appreciate the reciprocity...:D

[2sense]

I want to change my vote, I forgot about Christina Ricci. Good call L.Ron Hoover!

Thanks for the support, Saint Zero.

[yojimbo]

Most = Kylie Minogue (http://158.94.58.8/andyj/kylie/kylie089.jpg)

Least = Boss Hog from The Dukes of Hazzard

[Strainger]

Thanks for the links DRY. Kristianna Loken is especially hot, although I'm going to stick with my initial post in this thread. I'll let you know if I find some links to some lesser-known babes!

[tracer]

Least like to see naked list:

Rush Limbaugh
Joe Don Baker
Howard Stern
Heatherlee of ex-SDMB fame ;)

[little*bit]

Most: Jared Leto
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Least: Divine
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[Obvious Guy]

Hmmm so many to choose from..

Most:Mariah Carey (I have a thing for red heads)

Least:Drew Carey haha!

[HomeSlice]

Most: Christina Aguilera
Least: Oprah (and lucky me, i saw Beloved) *vomit*

[JavaMaven1]

Ok, even though I'm a girl, I'm secure enough in my sexuality that I can say I can look at naked women, too. So, I've got a choice for both sexes.

Most like to see: Nicole Kidman & Ewan McGregor
Least like to see: Madeline Albright & George Bush

[DRY]

Thanks for the links DRY. Kristianna Loken is especially hot, although I'm going to stick with my initial post in this thread. I'll let you know if I find some links to some lesser-known babes!


I'll have you know that I went through great turmoil and had to stifle my..uh..purity..to find those pics. I hope that you appreciate the sacrifice I went through for a fellow doper.

Yeah, right. :D

[pulykamell]

Most: Laeitia Casta
Least: Janet Reno

[Odieman]

Most: Christa Miller from Drew Carey
Least : Ron and Nancy Reagan separately or together. Ohhh and nobodies mentioned Linda Tripp yet.

[Ozone]

Most: Alicia Silverstone
Least: Linda Tripp

Oh, let's not forget Angelina Jolie.. mmmmmmmm. Those lips drive me absolutely NUTS!! Lucky for us she's done some nudes. Oh man, good enough to eat, I tell you. :p

[Mr. Cynical]

I would most like to see Elizabeth Hurley nekkid

For the least, Mimi(?) from Drew Carey's show. Yeek!

[Chronos]

Most: Catharine Zeta-Jones
Least: Tie between Pee-Wee Herman and Michael Jackson

[matt_mcl]

Most (sheer lust): Oh god. Seth Green, maybe, presuming he's of age. Or Rupert Everett. Or Julian Sands.
Most (curiosity): Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys. He's also the oldest man I'd intentionally pursue.
Least: Dr. Laura.

[Darkpyre]

Most: Brittany Spears
Least:Rush Limbah

[Edwardina]

matt_mlc

I think Seth Green is like 28 or something. Scary.



Just for kicks, I will pick one of each gender:

Yessssss!: Jeremy London, male. Angelina Jolie, female.

Nooooooo!: Larry King, male. The surviving Fat Lady from the Two Fat Ladies cooking show, female.

[Edwardina]

I can't believe no one's said Russell Crowe yet, so I have to give him an honorable mention.

[madd1]

most like to see: Jeri Ryan
Least like to see: Madeline Albright (with reservation)

Reservation: Madeline Albright doing Bill Clinton with a strap-on.

[SqrlCub]

Need you ask.

HUGS!
Sqrl

[KarlGauss]

Least - Preston Manning

That'd be enough to reform anyone!