AAAACK! Penis zit!

[chaoticbear]

Is this EVER normal? This is the first time I've ever seen a penis zit. I popped it, and light yellow pus squirted out. That was cool. But I'm afraid. Anyone else had this happen to them?

*counts weird zit places he's had so far*
Bottom of nose
Inside of ear
Lots inside eyebrows
Some on head
<NEW!>Penis, about 2 inches from the base<NEW!>
Tops of arms covered in them... always have been since I can remember.

[elfkin477]

IDHAP but... if women can get them in/on their girlie bits, I'm betting boys can get them unpleasant places too. There are probably a lot of men with penis zit stories they've just been waiting to tell.

[chaoticbear]

I hope so... zit stories are always fun... but it was crazy b/c this one had a nice head on it, (giggle giggle! Junior high pun!) like it had been forming for a couple of days. Guess I just don't masturbate enough, and that's it trying to get out the side.

[matt_mcl]

I have had penis zits on occasion. I don't worry about them because the first time was when I was still a virgin, and because all my tests have always been clear.

[gouda]

There was the time I had chicken pox.... :eek:

[SlickRoenick]

You think that's bad? I found 2 little hairs growing out of my shaft the other day!! Now i feel like a freak.

[lee]

My husband is heavy, and I once found an advanced zit on the top of his shaft near the base. When he was not erect if was tucked away and invisible. Well, I noticed it when giving him a bj. BJ stopped for me to pop that sucker. It was huge! Yellow pus squirted out and then bits sloughed off until there was a crater, over a quarter inch deep and wide. Cleaning it stung him, but it healed quickly and has not returned.

[Kalhoun]

Hey, all of ya? Thanks so much for playing "Too Much Information". We have some nice gifts for ya. Vanna! Tell 'em what they've won!

[BobLibDem]

Been there, done that. No big deal. Just wait till they come to a head (no pun intended) and squeeze the heck out of them.

[whiterabbit]

IDHAP but... if women can get them in/on their girlie bits

You had to go and remind me -- I had one of those once.

It was a most satisfying zit-pop, but YOWCH! it hurt.

[phall0106]

I should have known better than to open this thread...

[GrizzRich]

<sigh>

What IS it with Dopers that makes then feel the need to tell tales of pustule eruptions!

YEESH!

<walks away muttering "Dang... shouldn't have EVEN bothered to open that thread""

[Yakkette]

It was huge! Yellow pus squirted out and then bits sloughed off until there was a crater, over a quarter inch deep and wide. Cleaning it stung him, but it healed quickly and has not returned.

:eek:

Ohhhhhh, so woozy...so very, very woozy....

*thud*

[chaoticbear]

You think that's bad? I found 2 little hairs growing out of my shaft the other day!! Now i feel like a freak.
That's called puberty, dear. :p

Or do you mean further up than close to the base? Part of my bush grows from the base of my dick... I've always found it completely normal.

[swampbear]

The mature adult me said, don't open this thread it will be gross.

The eight year old boy in me said <snerk> chaoticdonkey said penis zit! <snerk> I gotta open this thread.

That dang eight year old boy wins everytime! :D

Oh, and I feel safe in pronouncing chaoticdonkey the hands down winner of this week's MPSIMS TMI Award. It's a lovely statuette of a toilet with a mature adult standing over it barfing while an eight year old boy stands by and says <snerk> :p

[chaoticbear]

Why, thank you. I think the AAAACK! (All caps and 4 A's is critical!) really set it apart from all of the other "Penis Zit!" entries.

Then again, I checked it out again last night and when it's soft, you almost couldn't tell it's there. May have to do with the fact that I drained gobs of thick yellow pus from it too.

Crap. TMI brings enough attention to itself. I thought it necessary to make it bigger for the squeamish. Harder to ignore, etc. The world must know about my pus!

[swampbear]

The world must know about my pus!


My friend, the quest for your definitive sig line has come to an end. :D

[PetW]

Oh, and I feel safe in pronouncing chaoticdonkey the hands down winner of this week's MPSIMS TMI Award. It's a lovely statuette of a toilet with a mature adult standing over it barfing while an eight year old boy stands by and says <snerk> :p
Hands-down winner of the TMI Award? Did you read lee 's post?

[swampbear]

Hands-down winner of the TMI Award? Did you read lee 's post?


Yes, but while lee's post was gross and very TMI in it's content, chaoticdonkey's use of descriptives gave him a distinct edge. Plus he threw in other examples of zit infestations as illustrations of his overall TMIness. The final deciding factor was the fact that chaoticdonkey felt the need to start a thread so all the world would know of his pus. lee may not have felt compelled to share her penis zit and pus story had he not started this thread.

This award is not given lightly. Serious consideration is given to all entries.

[welby]

I've never had a penis zit, but I do the the occasional ingrown hair or zit on my balls. The ball sac ones are never fun to pop though, there's usually not a lot of pus.

I do, however, have some wonderful hemorrhoids.

[Ellen Cherry]

My husband is heavy, and I once found an advanced zit on the top of his shaft near the base. When he was not erect if was tucked away and invisible. Well, I noticed it when giving him a bj. BJ stopped for me to pop that sucker. It was huge! Yellow pus squirted out and then bits sloughed off until there was a crater, over a quarter inch deep and wide. Cleaning it stung him, but it healed quickly and has not returned.

OK. Everyone's thinking it. I have to ask it: lee did you finish the blow-job?

:eek:

[Jonathan Chance]

Nice choice of smiley, there.

[chaoticbear]

What fun are ingrown ball hairs if there isn't much pus?

And I'm curious too. Did she?

[welby]

[QUOTE=chaoticdonkey]What fun are ingrown ball hairs if there isn't much pus? QUOTE]


They're kind of the short bus version of a real zit I think. Once in a while when I yank the hair out it'll bring a big old hunk of pus and follicle and stuff. It happens so rarely though it doesn't come close to making up for the wasted time seeking the pus that isn't there.

[chaoticbear]

Ooh, ball follicle. Nice ring.








band name!

[SlickRoenick]

That's called puberty, dear. :p

Or do you mean further up than close to the base? Part of my bush grows from the base of my dick... I've always found it completely normal.


No, no. I mean it's in the middle. Let's assume that while erect my hog is 6" long, these hairs are right at the 3" mark.

[Kalhoun]

Yes, but while lee's post was gross and very TMI in it's content, chaoticdonkey's use of descriptives gave him a distinct edge. Plus he threw in other examples of zit infestations as illustrations of his overall TMIness. The final deciding factor was the fact that chaoticdonkey felt the need to start a thread so all the world would know of his pus. lee may not have felt compelled to share her penis zit and pus story had he not started this thread.

This award is not given lightly. Serious consideration is given to all entries.
Oh, I dunno...I'll give ChaoticDonkey props for innovation, but after reading Lee's descriptive entry, my eyes and mouth froze in the "wide open" position like I'd O.D'd on Botox. But still, before handing out any statuettes, I'd like to hear from Lee's husband. Full verification is a must.

[dnooman]

You penis zit people wear tighty-whitey's, don't you? Hell, I thought it was weird when I got a zit on my stomach!

[badmana]

...I'd like to hear from Lee's husband. Full verification is a must.


No pictures...please!

;)

[Kalhoun]

Nice choice of smiley, there.
I think this smiley --> :o is a blow job
I think this smiley --> :eek: is my face after reading Lee's story. It hasn't relaxed yet.

[Cervaise]

My thread What's the worst place to get a zit? (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=217123) includes some references to girly-bit and scrotal pusbumps. Enjoy. :)

[Ashes, Ashes]

What we need here are categories, like the Oscars. Lee's definitely needs to go into the action/adventure/holy potato! category. chaoticdonkey's belongs in the foreign film/a boy and his zit category.


I've read that some fellows are furry for a fair piece up the little general. What you got there, son, is the advance guard.

[silenus]

You think that's bad? I found 2 little hairs growing out of my shaft the other day!! Now i feel like a freak.

Slick, your real name wouldn't be "Thomas" would it? Because if it is, I'm sure we can work up some Tom dickin' hairy jokes for you.









What?

[Coldfire]

You people have no idea how underpaid this volunteer job truly is.

[lee]

OK. Everyone's thinking it. I have to ask it: lee did you finish the blow-job?

:eek:

Not at that time, I wanted to, but he felt a bit traumatized after the alcohol. The next day after a decent scab formed he let me finish the job properly. I was good and did not even pick the scab off until the day after that.

The very first time I gave him a bj, I noticed a hair in his bush coming up out of one follicle and going down into another. I was so curious that I had to interrupt and pull it out. It was not firmly attached at either end, but big greenish waxy plugs surrounded each end. I wonder how it got that way. That time I did finish the job.

[Globe-trotter]

I hate Coldfire for sending me the link.

:eek:

[Adoptamom_II]

Peter Piper Picked a Pecker Pimple
A Pecker Pimple Peter Piper Picked
IF Peter Piper Picked a Pecker Pimple,
Where's the Pecker Pimple Peter Piper Picked?

:D

[chaoticbear]

No, no. I mean it's in the middle. Let's assume that while erect my hog is 6" long, these hairs are right at the 3" mark.

Huh. I have some growing out about 2/3 of the way up mine soft... my grandparents are staying with us, so I'll report on hard status later. As in tomorrow, when I won't be playing with myself at the kitchen table.

And no, I wear boxers.

[SlickRoenick]

Huh. I have some growing out about 2/3 of the way up mine soft... my grandparents are staying with us, so I'll report on hard status later. As in tomorrow, when I won't be playing with myself at the kitchen table.

And no, I wear boxers.

It isn't so much the position in which they are growing, just the fact that they are on the shaft itself. I've never seen a porn where any dude has a hairy penis. In fact, i didn't even know that hair follicles were allowed on the penis.

[Eleusis]

Well not be alarmist or anything, it's probably just a penile papule (http://www.emedicine.com/derm/topic313.htm).

But you might want to get this checked out by a doctor. (IANAD)

It could be Molluscum contagiosum (http://www.ashastd.org/stdfaqs/molcon.html), a Sebaceous cyst (http://www.medhelp.org/forums/dermatology/messages/32343a.html), syphilis (http://www.puberty101.com/h_std_syphilis.shtml), or even cancer (http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/001276.htm).

But it's probably nothing.

[Freejooky]

If it's any comfort, I had one on the side of the shaft a few years back. Let's just say it had been a busy summer, and I was worried it could be an STD, but everything checked out and I exploded it a few days later.

[chaoticbear]

It isn't so much the position in which they are growing, just the fact that they are on the shaft itself. I've never seen a porn where any dude has a hairy penis. In fact, i didn't even know that hair follicles were allowed on the penis.

Well, one of my friends told me about something... god what were they called? You take them and you can get rid of the hair. Oh yeah. Razors. That's what he called them. But I haven't seen any in real life, so I dunno if they actually exist. And don't tell anyone that you heard about them either. :p

And, apparently, hard, mine are somewhere between 1/3 and 1/2 of the way up... that boggles me that it grows unproportionally like that. Gonna make me self-conscious for the rest of my life.

Eleusis:Well, if it was cancer (at 17), and you can just pop it all over your bathroom like that, then I'm a genius scientist who wins the nobel prize this year. Automatically. Seriously, it's almost all faded away... (unless that's it metastasizing.

[Chimpy]

Hmm I've got hairs about 3/4 or 2/3 of the way up when full sized although I'm a pretty hairy guy in general.