These glasses can cure cancer!

[astro]

Well, they can do just about everything else. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3489872670)

[Ravenman]

"Don't spend another night alone petting the cat." :confused:

[Q.E.D.]

"Don't spend another night alone petting the cat." :confused:
I think that's a euphamism for female masturbation. :D

[Zebra]

[Eva Gabor] Would you like to pet my pussy?

[Johnny Carson] Yes but would you please move your cat?