A men's pee pee inquiry. Not tmi, I promise.

[mangeorge]

Heh heh.
Does any man actually use that little slot in the front of their skivvies? I mean, do you pull "it" out through the slot to piss?
If so, is that how your dad taught you to do it?
Peace,
mangeorge

[Mr. Blue Sky]

No. Too much trouble.

[silenus]

Be it boxers or boxerbriefs...over the top is the rule around here. How can anyone pee with your unit in a "Z?"




That would be a "Zed" for you Limeys. :D

[Improv Geek]

I don't use the Z slot, but I do have some briefs which have a horizontal hole in them which is much much easier to use and I do make use of it.

[dnooman]

Over the top always. I think I'm in the minority here, but I usually let the boys get some air when I pee too.

[Hal Briston]

Naa, dnooman, I let the whole package out as well.

Except for this one pair of boxers I own. It just always seems to want to slip out the front slit of those anyway, so I humor it.

[friedo]

I use the slot. One of many advantages of having a small penis.

:cool:

[Uvula Donor]

I wear mine backwards and only use the slot when I'm taking a dump.

[BoringDad]

I wear mine backwards and only use the slot when I'm taking a dump.
Holy Cow! You must have some excellent aim out the back!

For me, sometimes the slot, sometimes over the top.

[SPOOFE]

Typically, I pee through the slot. And I wasn't "taught" in any particular way, I just sorta... figured it out on my own.

[commasense]

I used to go over the top, but at some point (in my adult life) I switched. I don't think I was taught either way.

[Smeghead]

I use the slot. The less disruption of my general pantal crotchoid area, the better, IMHO.

[Diogenes the Cynic]

I usually go over the top but I have occasionally used the slot if I'm in too much of a hurry to undo a belt or I have some particularly troublesome buttons at the top.

[Larry Mudd]

Typically, I pee through the slot. And I wasn't "taught" in any particular way, I just sorta... figured it out on my own.Doesn't that make it difficult to press up on the vas to get that last drop out?

[Askance]

You guys can pee through a skivvy (http://www.tallorders.co.nz/Skivvy.htm) while you're wearing it? I'm impressed. Mine don't even have slots in them.

[citrus x paradisi]

I never learned how to use the slit. :confused:

Public school education screwed me over again... :(

[Beauty Personified]

I usually wear briefs, but very rarely use the fly - as we call it around here. (Where did that term come from, BTW?) I prefer to pull them down about halfway to my knees. I don't like my "wee friend" ("wee" only in the voiding sense ;) ) being displaced by anything while doing the job. I prefer having a full range of motion with which to aim, and nothing too close which could conceivably disrupt the stream.

As for boxers, with a shirt, that's all I usually wear while hanging around the bachelor's pad. (It's just me and my grandfather. I do put pants on when company comes by. Usually. :) ) If my boxers are loose enough I often just pull one leg-hole open and void out the side. (A number of my boxers are made of a stretchy material; and I often sit cross-legged at the computer, which tends to make them quite floppy after a while.)

I also use a very particular hand-grip while voiding. I use both hands, and hold my friend at its base with the ends of both middle finger (underneath) and both thumbs (on top). I then hold my friend's headly gently between the tips of both index fingers. Aim... and fire. :o (That would be an expression of relief.)

Also, while socializing, if I have to go to the washroom, I'll gracefully make my exit after announcing, "Bladder full. Must void." (My sister's a nurse; I picked up the terminology from her. It's become one of my trademark phrases.)

Oh. And just in case anyone is wondering - I never use wall urinals. If I have to use a public washroom, I'll always use a toilet stall. I also wipe my friend with toilet paper after voiding. (But, I never, ever sit down on a toilet in a public washroom unless it's a truly urgent situation.)

Anyhoo...

[syncrolecyne]

Isn't the slit there for scratchin'?
:D

[Larry Mudd]

I usually wear briefs, but very rarely use the fly - as we call it around here. (Where did that term come from, BTW?)From tent flies. Back in the 19th century, the "fly" of a tent was an extra canvas that served as an additional cover. It was so-called because all of the edges were in the air -- fastened to pegs with long lines. (For comparison, the "fly" of a flag is the edge away from the pole.) Somehow, by the early part of the 20th century, the designator "fly" was shifted to an extra flap of canvas that covered the entrance of the tent.

After that, similar contrivances on the front of pants started to be called "flies."

[Beauty Personified]

Ah! Thank you Mr. Mudd. Now I can pee in total comfort without that stray question popping into my mind and distracting me from my task. :D

Anyhoo...

[Larry Mudd]

Hey, glad someone was interested. If I had a nickel for every time I've interjected that into a conversation only to have people look at me incredulously for a few seconds because I'd just spent more than a minute babbling about tents, flags, and trouser fasteners, I'd have fifteen cents.

[BytopianDream]

Unzip pants, pull down boxers (or used to pull down briefs), pull Mr. Winky out and
let loose. Shake and reverse process. Use caution between last two steps.

I have used the flap every once and great while with older boxers as Mr. Winky
tends to fall out from worn-out ones.

Was taught no particular way that I can remember. Dad used briefs still, I and my
brother both use boxers.

Now I do wipe differently. I stand up to do so, facing the toilet. Everyone tells me
I'm strange for that. I have a tendancy to clog toilets, so I have to keep any eye out.
My Dad swears I didn't learn it from him.

*shrug*

[BoringDad]

Also, while socializing, if I have to go to the washroom, I'll gracefully make my exit after announcing, "Bladder full. Must void." (My sister's a nurse; I picked up the terminology from her. It's become one of my trademark phrases.)

A 6 year old friend of my daughter was forbidden by his parents to say "poop" or "pee". He was taught to say "doo doo" and "void". This kid talks about bodily functions more than any other kid in the class. One day my daughter had to move to a different seat on the bus because he wouldn't stop talking about doo doo and void and it was annoying her. Kids. Make something forbidden and it becomes and obsession.

[cmkeller]

Slit for me. From the moment I was toilet-trained, I was told, "that's what this hole is for."

[cheddarsnax]

Over the top always. I think I'm in the minority here, but I usually let the boys get some air when I pee too.
Oh, hell yeah. It's either all in or all out.

[The Composer]

mangeorge-

I asked the same thing in this (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=262107) thread not too long ago.

[neuroman]

Over the top. Easy cheesy eloisey.

[Hal Briston]

Now I do wipe differently. I stand up to do so, facing the toilet. Everyone tells me I'm strange for that.
"Everyone" is monumentally wrong. Yours is the correct method. It's been long documented that at any given time, there is only one person in the world who uses the "between-the-legs, wiping-while-sitting" method. This person is clinically insane and a danger to the well-being of our society.
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:D

[chaoticbear]

"Everyone" is monumentally wrong. Yours is the correct method. It's been long documented that at any given time, there is only one person in the world who uses the "between-the-legs, wiping-while-sitting" method. This person is clinically insane and a danger to the well-being of our society.
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:D


Hi. That's me. I like roast beef. Care to join me for a movie? with roast beef?

[Excalibre]

"Everyone" is monumentally wrong. Yours is the correct method. It's been long documented that at any given time, there is only one person in the world who uses the "between-the-legs, wiping-while-sitting" method. This person is clinically insane and a danger to the well-being of our society.
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:D

That person would be me.

Sorry. I don't think I could stand to do it standing up.

[The Asbestos Mango]

I wear mine backwards and only use the slot when I'm taking a dump.
You owe me a new keyboard.

Also, you should have seen the strange look my cat Conan was giving me because I during the several minutes I was giggling over this post.

[mangeorge]

Over the top always. I think I'm in the minority here, but I usually let the boys get some air when I pee too.
I would too, but the floor is sooo cold. ;)

[mangeorge]

"Everyone" is monumentally wrong. Yours is the correct method. It's been long documented that at any given time, there is only one person in the world who uses the "between-the-legs, wiping-while-sitting" method. This person is clinically insane and a danger to the well-being of our society.
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:D
Haven't any of you guys ever had one more little poop (or squirt, even) pop out just as you think finish up wiping?