Fox News: Purveryor of Vile Smut to our Innocent Youth!

[elucidator]

I am shocked! Shocked and sickened!

Fox News, the foremost supporter of Our Leader and tireless champion of morality, purity, and decency is revealed, to gasps of horror, to be nothing more than a fountain of slimy smut, spewing indecency and provoking acts of self-pollution nation-wide.

WARNING: the following link connects to the aforementioned. It is disgraceful, repulsive, and not to be viewed by such persons who are concerned with maintaining their moral purity! Your humble correspondent accepts no responsibility for any resultant eye-gouging or monkey-spanking. Keep in mind that erections lasting longer than ten seconds can require urgent medical assistance if the circumstances are deemed inappropriate and unwelcome.

http://www.dubyad40.com/html/foxpromo.html

The picture very clearly shows an anonymous O'Reilly fully penetrating Heaven's Gate! Such persons who are in possession of such equipment, or are familiar with same, can have no doubt. Fox News is undermining the purity of America's youth with filthy smut!

Arise, America (so to speak)! Protest strenuously this foul and repulsive pornography! I suggest that a fine of $50,000 for each and every innocent victim sullied and corrupted by this scurillous act! You are afforded an opportunity at the above site to express your moral outrage, and I urge you to take action!

And no giggling!

[Kal]

Dear Fox News,

After viewing your promo about "porn in the U.S.A." I have become blind.

Please send me a guide dog by return mail.

Yours blindly,

Hugh Hefner.

[Revtim]

Hey, they fuzzed out her tit at least. Maybe it's related to the Janet Jackson incident somehow; perhaps if she had whipped out her poonani at the Superbowl they have fuzzed out the crotch-action too.

[yosemite]

Pretty amusing.

I showed the offending graphic to my sweet, grandmotherly mom, and asked her what she saw. She took her time looking at the graphic, but couldn't find the offensive image of the fornication.

It's a pretty funny little stunt for dubyad40.com to pull, but it's just silliness, obviously.

[Captain Lance Murdoch]

Hey, if Dick Cheney can say it on the Senate floor there's no reason why Fox can't show it.

[elucidator]

Mr. Cheney suggested a physical impossibility, or at least so far as I know. If you can prove otherwise, kindly post pictures.

[Miller]

So, they blurred the breast, but not the crotches. Does this mean that, if that statue standing behind John Ashcroft hadn't been wearing any pants, he'd have been okay with it?

[cmason32]

This isn't the first time Fox News broadcasted smut:

Not Safe For Work* (Windows Media Player Required) (http://www.91x.com/timages/page/media/fox_j_lo.wmv)

It's not safe for work, but it's just words.

[infamousmom]

I am shocked! Shocked and sickened!

...The picture very clearly shows an anonymous O'Reilly fully penetrating Heaven's Gate!

My DAUGHTER showed me that picture! I am.... Oh!! The humanity!! (or is that the Hannity? I can never keep those two straight) :smack:

[Airman Doors, USAF]

That's almost as bad as when MSNBC called Congress of Racial Equality spokesman Niger Innis Nigg...

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/innis.htmHere, see for yourself.[/url]

[Airman Doors, USAF]

Fixed link (http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/innis.htm)

[mhendo]

[Marge Simpson]

You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.

[/MS]

[Captain Amazing]

Mr. Cheney suggested a physical impossibility, or at least so far as I know. If you can prove otherwise, kindly post pictures.

He probably made a mistake and thought he was talking to Congressman Delahunt.

[SPOOFE]

An excellent first step towards getting porn broadcast on national TV! I applaud you, Fox!

Heh, on a similar note, there's a video clip (you can probably find it on Ebaum's world) of a news interview where the camera was in a locker room after a sports game. While the interviewee is talking, you can see one of the players walk by, naked, with his Star Player wagging proudly in the wind. And man, do I mean "proudly".

[Revtim]

"You know, Fox turned into a hard-core sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice!"

[mhendo]

Too late, Revtim.

Look at post #12.

:)

[Rufus Xavier]

Speaking of porn on television, I was watching one of those ridiculous 'List' shows (like the 50 hottest hotties in Hollywood, or some such drivel) on VH1, and they referred to Demi Moore (or someone similar) as a 'MILF'. Well, if you don't know what MILF stands for, just Google it. Then tell me if any of those websites it calls up is work-safe.

[Squink]

if you don't know what MILF stands for, just Google it. Surely everyone one here already knows about the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (http://www.manilatimes.net/national/2003/oct/09/top_stories/20031009top12.html). Checking out thier websites might get you a visit from Tom Ridge, but there's nothing risque about them. ;)

[Revtim]

Too late, Revtim.

Look at post #12.

:)Dammit.