Euphanism's for coitis

[JimmyNipples]

"Jiggy Jiggy Push Push" and "Doin'the Hibbity Dibbity" are two of my wife's favorites.

Got any good ones?


Boinkingly yours,
. Graeme

[hawthorne]

Shakespeare's "making the beast with two backs" is still good.

[pulykamell]

fucking

[SuaSponte]

One I never quite got, but was still amusing:

rubbing the bacon

V.

[kiffa]

nookie
hide the pickle
meeting mr johnson

[Mr. Cynical]

Since I like the oral variety...

Yodeling in the Canyon and Barking at the Ape are two of my favorites!

[JimmyNipples]

Yodeling in the Canyon and Barking at the Ape are two of my favorites!




All righty then...now I'm confused. Sometimes there is barking involved, but my ape ain't making the noise.

I love yodeling. any swiss misses out there?

Regards, Graeme

[JavaMaven1]

At the Renaissance Faires, my favorite was "The Irish Jig"
Lately, my favorite has been "The Naked Tango"

[Goose]

I liked Bone Smuggler from American Pie

[Narile]

Horizontally superimposed.

[Max Torque]

My favorite:

The eight-legged aardvark.

[Ozone]

My fav:
Bumping uglies

Also:
Poking the pie
Riding the bologna pony
Parking the porpous
Pounding the pud
Doing crack

Oral:
Singing into the microphone
Eating at the Y
Munching carpet
Flossing your teeth

:p

[Arnold Winkelried]

"the sanctified act of love, the sacred consummation of the holy union between husband and wife"

[CheapBastid]

Belly Ride
Bump Fur
Dicky Dunk
Flesh Session
Hot Roll with Cream
Make feet for Children's Shoes
Mingle Limbs
Park the Yacht in Hair Harbor
Quimsticking
Squeeze and Squirt
The Disappearing Cane Trick
A dose of Vitamin F

[Johnny Pebs]

Horizontal Mambo
Horizontal no-pants romance dance
Mattress Mambo
slip her the salami
porking


more if I think of them

[tracer]

"coitis"?!?

Surely, you mean "coitus". Unless "coitis" is yet another euphamism for coitus.

[Coldfire]

"coitis"?!?

Surely, you mean "coitus". Unless "coitis" is yet another euphamism for coitus.


The really sad part is that y'all need a Dutchman to tell you that it is spelled "Euphemism" :p

[tracer]

D'OH!

[Grendel69]

"Let's shag baby!!!"

[Jo3sh]

Wow. Talk about great [nearly] sequential thread titles!

"Euphemisms for coitus"
"Ever considered spelunking in the back yard?"

[JimmyNipples]

"Euphemisms for coitus"
"Ever considered spelunking in the back yard?"



I've tried to explore that cave.....my wife isn't a spelunker.

[JimmyNipples]

I abwhore spelling miztakes.


coitis looked right at the time

And Euphemism....well, I don't have an excuse.

I'm going to sit quietly over here in the korner.

[London_Calling]

A term used for describing a woman who enjoys rather rigorous horizontal activity (or any geometric variation thereof) is to say: "She bangs like a bog door in the wind"

On the general point: "How's yer father" (As in: Are you game for a little How's yer father ?)seems to enjoy universal understanding but i know not the origin.

[Dragwyr]

Doing "what newlyweds usually do"

[Argeable]

sex, or is that not a eupemisim?

[DoctorJ]

When I first saw this, I thought it was "euphemisms for colitis". I thought, well, there's inflammatory bowel disease, Crohn's disease, ulcerative colitis, Clostridium dificile infection, etc.

Dr. J

[JimmyNipples]

When I first saw this, I thought it was "euphemisms for colitis". I thought, well, there's inflammatory bowel disease, Crohn's disease, ulcerative colitis, Clostridium dificile infection, etc.

Dr. J


Ha......good one


The only euphenism for colitis that I can think of is...I have a load of poo in my drawers.

[VaHermit]

Gettin' it on,
Doing the nasty,
Rubbing pee-pees,
The horizontal hula,
Make funny noises together,
urge to merge,
mud for the turtle.

[DRY]

*SIGH*

[Doctordec]

Hot Beef Injection
Hide the Salami
Tapping (As in "Who's tapping her ?")

[vandal]

parking the limo.

[Nacho4Sara]

Makin' bacon :)

[annalamerino]

"the beast with 2 backs and a camcorder"

[pepperlandgirl]

This is kind of an in-joke...
Making Cookies
Someone was talking about "making it" it vague and general terms, and my lil sister happened to overhear, and she piped up and asked what they were making. With a straight face, I said "cookies"
Well, ever since then my and my BF refer to sex as Making Cookies...;)

[annalamerino]

Maybe we could combine that with the Fortune Cookie joke; read the fortune then say "..in bed".

[b]Making cookies...in bed
the beast with 2 backs and a camcorder...in bed
Makin' bacon :)...in bed
Hot Beef Injection...in bed
Hide the Salami...in bed
Tapping (As in "Who's tapping her ...in bed?")

Hmm.. not much difference...in bed!

[Edwardina]

When I first saw this, I thought it was "euphemisms for colitis". I thought, well, there's inflammatory bowel disease, Crohn's disease, ulcerative colitis, Clostridium dificile infection, etc.

Dr. J


Ha......good one


The only euphenism for colitis that I can think of is...I have a load of poo in my drawers.


I laughed so hard at this one I had to excuse myself from my desk and go to the ladies' room - people were staring!


I have one: my friend coined this while listening to her roommate and her boyfriend go at it in the next room: "The Great Thumpity."

Also, I didn't hear anyone say "knocking boots."

For oral sex, my sister and I invented "panning." And my boyfriend calls it the "wha-wha-wha" which is supposed to mimic the shape of a woman's mouth while she does it, I suppose.

[Pizzle Boy]

scrogging

[Fanny May]

We used to call it "going Dutch on a condom".