Fuck You Michael Moore - Get off your fancy boy Karl Farbman furniture.

[Kel Varnsen - Latex Division]

Read this quote from Michael Moore:

For crying out loud, it was a song DEDICATION! To "Desperado!" Every American loves that song!


No, every American does not like that song. Maybe if you would get off your fancy boy Karl Farbman furniture and get out with the real people you would understand that the song every American loves is "Witchy Woman".


http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/latestnews/index.php?id=93

[UrbanChic]

I bet Micheal Moore claims he invented the twirl, too.

Fucker.

[El_Kabong]

I hereby promise before the assembled multitude, in solidarity with Ms. Ronstadt and Mr. Moore, that when I go out to Vegas in October I will not play Blackjack at the Aladdin. Well, maybe I will, but I'll leave as soon as my winnings put me over my opening stake. That'll show'em.

Sorry, what were you saying?

[Chefguy]

"Witchy Woman"?


Oh, you mean "Witch-ay Woman".

[Liberal]

Desperado is an okay song, but it hardly holds a candle to Hokey Pokey.

[Eonwe]

Desperado is an okay song, but it hardly holds a candle to Hokey Pokey.


The Hokey Pokey!?!?!? Why don't you come to your senses!?!

:D

[Kel Varnsen - Latex Division]

I bet Micheal Moore claims he invented the twirl, too.

Fucker.

Yeah, and the motherfucker uses the pinch, which I find a little presumptuous.

[Kel Varnsen - Latex Division]

I bet Micheal Moore claims he invented the twirl, too.

Fucker.

Yeah, and the motherfucker uses the pinch, which I find a little presumptuous.

[tdn]

"Witchy Woman"?


Oh, you mean "Witch-ay Woman".

Uncle Leo?

[CandidGamera]

Desperado is an okay song, but it hardly holds a candle to Hokey Pokey.

That's what it's all about.

[Liberal]

Just puttiing my head in is all.

[UrbanChic]

Yeah, and the motherfucker uses the pinch, which I find a little presumptuous.Especially since the swirl is such a great capper.

Yet another reason to dislike Moore...

[neofishboy]

Come on, mannnn...... I've had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!

[Equipoise]

Pinch? Swirl? What the hell are you people talking about?

I thought there weren't supposed to be any joke threads in the Pit.

[PunditLisa]

Witchy Woman? No, no, you idjits. It's "Take it to the Limit"

PLEEEEEE-EEEEASE.

(Whatever happened to Randy Meisner?)

[Kel Varnsen - Latex Division]

It really should be a counterclockwise swirl. Anything else means you hate America.

[Homebrew]

Come on, mannnn...... I've had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
That's it! Outta this fucking thread!

[UrbanChic]

Oh and you just know he's all about the clockwise swirl.

If Moore doesn't land ass-first on a little statue made of fusilli pasta there's no justice in this world and the fucking terrorists have already won.

[BiblioCat]

It really should be a counterclockwise swirl.
And make sure you don't have a padded headboard. It just won't work with a padded headboard.

[Kel Varnsen - Latex Division]

It was a million to one shot, doc. A million to one.

[Lord Ashtar]

Come on, mannnn...... I've had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
Me too, man. I'm a Redskins fan.

[Early Out]

I'd say that roughly half the folks in this thread, including Liberal, CandidGamera, neofishboy, PunditLisa, Equipoise, and Lord Ashtar, don't actually know what it's about, and might just want to lurk for a bit!

[Capt B. Phart]

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!

Preach it, brother!

Neither Micheal Moore or Georgie W can raise my bile as quickly as hearing
Hotel friggin' California for the billionth-and-third time

[Equipoise]

I'd say that roughly half the folks in this thread, including Liberal, CandidGamera, neofishboy, PunditLisa, Equipoise, and Lord Ashtar, don't actually know what it's about, and might just want to lurk for a bit!

I don't think lurking will help. Weirdness immersion isn't always successful.

Again, why is this in the Pit?

[Early Out]

Add Capt B. Phart to my list.

[Liberal]

I'd say that roughly half the folks in this thread, including Liberal, CandidGamera, neofishboy, PunditLisa, Equipoise, and Lord Ashtar, don't actually know what it's about, and might just want to lurk for a bit!Hey!! Moore says the Constitution gives me the right to say anything I want to anywhere I want to and that nobody can stop me. So until Barbra Streisand says differently, do you fucking mind?

Note to mods: I am aware, of course, that Moore is full of shit, and that I cannot say whatever you tell me I cannot say.

[rjung]

I've never even heard "Desperado" before. Where does that put me?

[Early Out]

Again, why is this in the Pit?Can't honestly answer that one. It's just a harmless diversion, not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Liberal]

I've never even heard "Desperado" before. Where does that put me?Possibly on the list that Early Out is dutifully compiling.

[Hey, It's That Guy!]

I've never even heard "Desperado" before. Where does that put me?

You're the luckiest person on the SDMB! The Eagles are one of my all-time least favorite bands. They contributed a lot to the vanilla-izing and wussification of rock AND country music in the '70s. Their bland adult-contemporary sound and whiny vocals just about kill me every time I'm subjected to them. Since this is the Pit, fuck the Eagles! Fuck 'em right in the ear!

Serenity now!

[UrbanChic]

I don't want to presume to speak for the OP but I'll tell you at least one good reason this should be in the Pit. Moore is an asshole. An asshole who makes Japanese businessmen sleep in a chest of drawers. A chest of drawers! I'll bet you won't see that in one of his little "films".

[Coldfire]

No joke threads in the Pit.