Orgasm Game! (Very fun, not perverted)

[Brunetter]

I can't remember how this happened, but two years ago my then-boyfriend (now husband) and I started this word game with the word "orgasm". It was basically just another reason to make each other laugh about something slightly naughty. It goes like this ...

What do you call sex with a hooker?

A whoregasm.



What do you call sex with an uninteresting person?

A boregasm.


So, let's have some fun. Answer this one, then make up your own riddle, and let's see how creative we can get!


What do you call sex with a homeless person?

[Shayna]

A poorgasm?

What do you call sex on the beach?

[dropzone]

A shoregasm.

What do you call sex with an apple?

[jazzmine]

shorgasim?

What do you call sex with a person covered in chocolate, marshmallows and graham cracker crumbs?

[nashiitashii]

a coregasm.

what do you call sex with an entryway?

[jazzmine]

shoot, okay corgasm

same question

[jazzmine]

arrrrggggh

[nashiitashii]

shorgasim?

What do you call sex with a person covered in chocolate, marshmallows and graham cracker crumbs?


a smoregasm.

[Shayna]

what do you call sex with an entryway?

a doorgasm

What do you call sex with someone you hate?

[ChiefScott]

What do you call sex with Edgar Allen Poe?

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A "nevermoregasm."

[techchick68]

Sex with the vice president....two possible answers here

[dpr]

Well we've already HAD boregasm....

[nashiitashii]

It's a goregasm.

what do you call sex with othello?

[abnormal 42]

a moorgasm.

hey that was mine. anyway, im new here. a friend of mie has been sending me billions of threads and this one is quite amusing so i thought i might join in. so here goes.

what do you call sex with one of winnie the pooh's friends?

[nashiitashii]

an eyeoregasm.

what do you call sex with linoleum?

[HomeSlice]

Eorgasm?(sp?)

What do you call sex with something you row with?

[dpr]

An Eeorgasm.

What do you call sex with a Magic user?

[nashiitashii]

an oargasm.

[Kat]

Oargasm.

What do you call sex with a god of thunder?

[pepperlandgirl]

An eyoregasm.

Ummm, I'm not very good at this.
So I'll let someone else think of the next riddle :)

[abnormal 42]

that would be an oargasm.

what do you call sex with a number between 3 and 5?

[lswote]

a thorgasm.

what do you call sex with the linolium?

[HomeSlice]

a thorgasm

What do you call sex with the last part of an eaten apple?

[purrplebear]

A thorgasm.

What do you call sex with a Magic user? <since that didn't get answered yet>

[dpr]

a 4gasm

What do you call sex with a very tender person?

[Shayna]

Welcome, abnormal!


what do you call sex with a number between 3 and 5?

A fourgasm

What do you call sex you're forced to do around the house?

[Kat]

Fourgasm, Floorgasm and Corgasm.

Don't know the magic-user one.

What do you call sex with a mercantile establishment?

[HomeSlice]

Dont know magic or linoleum but...

What do you call sex with Eutychus55 or UncleBeer?

[dpr]

What do you call sex you're forced to do around the house?

A choregasm. I've still got two live ones so won't contribute further at this point.

[lswote]

a choregasm.

what do you call sex with Arnold Schwartenegar when he is a cyborg from the future?

[nashiitashii]

What do you call sex with a mercantile establishment?


a storegasm.


what do you call sex with an airplane?

[HomeSlice]

aviatorgasm?

What do you call sex with Eutychus55 or UncleBeer?

[purrplebear]

a very tender person: soregasm.

Shaking my head at the Magic user, though I know I should know it.

Terminatorgasm.

Too tired to think up one right now.

[oldscratch]

Don't know any of the answers to the unanswered one's but here goes.
What do you call sex on a hang glider?

[lswote]

soargasm.

sex on a piece of wood?

[dpr]

An AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHgasm?

[lswote]

What do you call sex with a Magic user?

a wizardgasm?

sex on a medieval slashing weapon?

[dpr]

A wizardgasm is incorrect


Swordgasm?


What about sex with a lion?

[lswote]

a roargasm.

sex with a henry's car?

[dpr]

A Fordgasm.


Sex with a celebrity who has a traffic-cop phobia?

[Weirddave]

sex with a selfish person?
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I-Got-Mine-Now-You-Get-Yourgasm

[dpr]

lol@weirddave

That's the 2nd best one yet (just after CHeifscott's tres clever Nevermorgasm)

[dpr]

Enough suspense on the magic user one.

It's a loregasm

[purrplebear]

Enough suspense on the magic user one.

It's a loregasm


<Smacking herself upside her head> D'uh!

I feel dumb now.

celebrity: Gaborgasm.

[ChiefScott]

Sex on wood?

A two-by-fourgasm, of course!


Sex with a first lady?

[ChiefScott]

What do you call sex with Eutychus55 or UncleBeer?

A moderatorgasm!

How 'bout...

What do you call sex with an illusory mental image?

[CalMeacham]

Just for the heck of it, I'd like to point out tha this was a routine that Tim Kazurinski used to do on Weekend pdate on Saturday Night Live when he was a regular back in the mid-80's. His entries were Hilarious, an I wish I culd remember them.

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"Tell Zeno I'm willing to meet him halfway."

Cal Meacham

[sdimbert]

OK - this thread is funny as hell!

My attempts:

EASY:
What do you call sex with a golfer?

What do you call sex with a short, ugly, hunchbacked lab assistant?

MEDIUM:
What do you call sex in blue and gray?

TOUGHER:
What do you call sex that goes round and round?

What do you call sex with just off a Naval aircraft carrier?

What do you call sex with a Bronx area Jewish Hospital?



That's enough for now...

Anyone?

(PS - Good idea, whoever started quoting the riddle with the answer!)

[pepperlandgirl]

What do you call sex with a golfer?
A foregasm?
What do you call sex with a short, ugly, hunchbacked lab assistant?
An igorgasm

[sdimbert]

Good, pepperlandgirl!

Now what about the Meduim and Hard ones?

[ChiefScott]

Sex with a first lady?

Eleanorgasm.


What do you call sex with an illusory mental image?

Phantasm-gasm.

[Odieman]

Medium: A civilwargasm.
What do you call sex with the star of "Live and Let Die"

[sdimbert]

What do you call sex over a gorge?

Chasm-gasm.

During a seizure?

Smasm-gasm.

Tasteless, but amusing!

[Brunetter]

Medium: A civilwargasm.
What do you call sex with the star of "Live and Let Die"


A Moore-gasm

What do you call lots, and lots, and lots of sex?

(hint: not moregasm)

[Gazelle]

What do you call a climax you have to beg for?

What do you call a climax prior to sex?

What do you call a climax in your underwear?

What do you call a climax with a warthog?

What do you call a climax on an oil rig?

[Gazelle]

Oh, brunetter:

galoregasm?

[pepperlandgirl]

What do you call a climax you have to beg for?
Imploregasm

What do you call a climax prior to sex?
Foreplaygasm?

[Myndephuquer]

What do you call sex with a noisy sleeper?

What do you call sex in a Jeep?

[nashiitashii]

What do you call sex with a noisy sleeper?


a snoregasm?

[saeren]

Climax with a warthog is a boargasm.
Climax with an oil rig is an off-shoregasm?
With a noisy sleeper is a snoregasm.

I'm still working on the rest, and can't think of anything good.

[tradesilicon]

What do you call sex with a noisy sleeper?
snoregasm

What do you call sex with George Patton?

[saeren]

What do you call sex with George Patton?

Wargasm?

Still not able to come up with anything good. Bummer.

[Beadalin]

What do you call a climax in your underwear? and
What do you call a climax prior to sex?

I'd say drawergasm and 'foregasm


What do you call sex with a half-human, half machine creature?

[sdimbert]

I'm proud of these two... I want to share the answers:

What do you call sex that goes round and round?

Revolving Doorgasm

What do you call sex with a Bronx area Jewish Hospital?

Montfioregasm

:D

A "revolving doorgasm" sounds like it should mean something else...

[Odieman]

A cyborggasm.
What do you call sex with Wayne Gretzky?

[Moe]

1. What do you call it when a guy orgasms in the mouth of a gal who has a cold sore treatment on her lips?

2. How about when you forget to clean up after your orgasm and in time, mushrooms begin to grow in it?

3. When you orgasm with your lover only to find out he/she has been asleep the whole time?

4. When you orgasm with a vegetarian?

[Moe]

A cyborggasm.
What do you call sex with Wayne Gretzky?


A scoregasm?

How about with a superstar ex-Boston Bruins defensemen?

and BTW, disregard my quetion #3 from above. I didn't realize snoregasm was taken.

[Odieman]

Nope, not a scoregasm.
A Bobby Orrgasm.
Sex with a monkey with a big tool?

[ChiefScott]

What do you call sex with a half-human, half machine creature?

A "Borgasm" would work too!

Sex in an Iceland inlet?

[ChiefScott]

What's not for profit cyber-sex?

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a .org-gasm!

[Gazelle]

Good answers, all!

New ones for ya:

Climax in Wal-Mart?

Climax with a jarhead?

Climax with someone you get along with really well?

Climax with a Vietnam protester?

And a toughie, maybe: Climax?

[ren]

an "Either-Or"gasm

so am I a finalist for "most obscure"?

[Moe]

1. What do you call it when a guy orgasms in the mouth of a gal who has a cold sore treatment on her lips?

2. How about when you forget to clean up after your orgasm and in time, mushrooms begin to grow in it?

3. When you orgasm with your lover only to find out he/she has been asleep the whole time?

4. When you orgasm with a vegetarian?



1. camphorgasm

2. sporegasm

3. disregard

4. herbivoregasm


How 'bout an orgasm in an elevator just when you are ready to get off (the elevator that is)?

[jayron 32]

The elevator one: A "Hold-that-door"gasm

How about "sex with Hamlet"?

[Moe]

The elevator one: A "Hold-that-door"gasm



Actually, I was thinking: a this-is-my-floorgasm

[Odieman]

Sex with Wayne Gretzky was : He shoots, he scorgasms.
Ses with a monkey with a big tool was a King Kong Dongasm.

[Myndephuquer]

in a Jeep -
4x4gasm

[jesuslynch]

Sex in an Iceland inlet?



Fjordgasam

Sex with a Simpson?

[iampunha]

What do you call sex with someone who . . . just . . . cannot . . . get . . . enough. I dunno if the answer to that one's been posted.

<How about with a superstar ex-Boston Bruins defensemen?>

that could be either the aforementioned Orrgasm or Bourquegasm

And one more, a bit obscure . . . what do you call sex with a baseball card company?

Sex with a simpson . . . an eat-my-shorts-gasm, perhaps?

[Crown Prince of Irony]

Climax in Wal-Mart?
Storegasm

Climax with a jarhead?
Corpsgasm

Climax with someone you get along with really well?
esprit-de-corpsgasm?

Climax with a Vietnam protester?
We-don't-want-your-stupid-wargasm?

I'm not a huge Trek fan, but I couldn't resist this one.
How about sex in the engineering room of a Federation Starship?

Sex with a washed-up, stoner comedian?

Sex with a Beatles song?

[Mr. Cynical]

How about sex in the engineering room of a Federation Starship?
Warp Coregasm

Sex with a washed-up, stoner comedian?
Pauly Shoregasm

Sex with Apu from The Simpsons?

[Moe]

What do you call sex with someone who . . . just . . . cannot . . . get . . . enough. I dunno if the answer to that one's been posted.

<How about with a superstar ex-Boston Bruins defensemen?>

that could be either the aforementioned Orrgasm or Bourquegasm



- a moregasm?

-yes, I was indeed thinking of a Bobby Orrgasm, which as you mentioned before was aforementioned

[Imbalance(d)]

Sex in blue and gray? That's gotta be a

civil wargasm

[Whammo]

Sex with Apu from The Simpsons?


A thank-you-come-againgasm?

what do you call a cruize ship orgasm?

[iampunha]

<- a moregasm?>

I was thinking of something along the lines of gimme-morgasm or gotta-have-morgasm . . . moregasm is just not enough :(

How about climax with a conjunction? Or climax with a scientific law? Or climax with a tiny hole in one's face?

[Nacho4Sara]

Sex with a Beatles song?

When I'm 64-gasm!!

How about sex with a lion?

Sex with someone you truly love?

[Crown Prince of Irony]

Sex with Apu from the Simpsons?

Convenience storegasm?


How about with a moronic, newbie, home pc user, who is returning their computer back to Wal-Mart? (I'll answer this myself)

My-cup-holder-is-broken-and-it-won't-retract-any-moregasm.
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What's-the-any-key-forgasm.

Sex with someone you don't want to pay attention to?

[Crown Prince of Irony]

How about sex with a lion?
Roargasm
-or-
Ouch

Sex with someone you truly love?
adoregasm
-or-
amoregasm


On a pile of raw metal?

[Moe]

oregasm

[ChiefScott]

How about climax with a conjunction?

An either-orgasm.

Sex while finishing up the thread?

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Please-post-no-moregasm.

[Rysdad]

...and if you weren't satisfied with the one you just had, then you'd be in the mood for a
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moregasm!

[Gazelle]

To quote myownself:

Climax in Wal-Mart?


Discount Storegasm


Climax with a jarhead?


Marine Corpsgasm


Climax with someone you get along with really well?


Rapportgasm


Climax with a Vietnam protester?


Antiwargasm


And a toughie, maybe: Climax?


Underscoregasm!

[papertiger]

Sex with a spider shaped baddie from a popular 3D computer game?

Sex with a vicious dinosaur popularised by jurrasic park?

Sex with Data's evil twin?

Sex with the bottom of the barrel? (I'm really scraping it now)

[dpr]

Raptorgasm

What do you call a less-than-satisfactory climax?

[olive]

a sad-o-gasam



what do you call a nun having an orgasm?

[drewbert]

Sex with a vicious dinosaur popularised by jurrasic park?

Velociraptorgasm


Sex with Data's evil twin?

Dang you beat me to this one. Loregasm.

Another Trek one, then:
Sex on the Federation Starship, registry NX-2000.

Sex to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan?

Sex with a bullfighter?

[dpr]

What do you call a less-than-satisfactory climax?



Flawgasm


Sex with a bullfighter?

Toreadorgasm



What about sex with a gunslinger?

[lolagranola]

Did anyone get the sex in the engineering room of a starship yet?

I say Warp Corgasim.

[lolagranola]

Sex to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan?
One more... HMS Pinaforgasim?

[rowrrbazzle]

Sex to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan?
One more... HMS Pinaforgasim?


or Ruddigore-gasm.

Sex in a mine?

Sex in Middle-earth?

[Shayna]

Can't answer any of the others, but have a submission of my own...


What do you call sex with ChiefScott?

[nashiitashii]

what do you call sex with a fabric similar to velvet?

[Brunetter]

Oh, brunetter:

galoregasm?


You got it!!

[Brood McEto]

sex w/ a mine? oregasm?

sex with a breed of dog?
sex with a musician?

[Silo]

Shitzugasim.

Groovin'gasim.

Sex with a monkey?

Sex with a giraffe?

[Little Nemo]

What do you call sex in downtown Toronto?

[matt_mcl]

Bloorgasm.

[dpr]

Sex in amine.... oregasm?

[Brunetter]

Lots of old unanswered ones!

from: B_Line 12 - sex on a cruise ship?
from impuha - sex with a scientific law?
from papertiger - sex with a spider shaped baddie from a 3D game?
sex with the bottom of a barrel?
from dpr - sex that is less than satisfactory?
from ssskuggiii - sex with a fabric similar to velvet?
from jayron32 - sex with hamlet?
from jesuslynch - sex with the Simpsons?
from drewbert - sex on Federation Starship Reg. NX-2000?

Some old ones I figured out:
impuha, sex with a conjunction is an or-gasm and sex with someone who has tiny holes in their face is a poregasm.
crown prince, sex with someone you don't want to pay attention to is an ignoregasm.

[dpr]

Can't answer any of the others, but have a submission of my own...


What do you call sex with ChiefScott?



um... HWOOAR!!gasm???

From YOUR perspective of course Shayna.

[argyle87]

What do you call sex in blue and gray?

Civil Wargasm

What do you call sex that goes round and round?

rotatorgasm

What do you call sex with just off a Naval aircraft carrier?

shoregasm

[Silo]

sex that is less than satisfactory?

Come again

sex with hamlet?

To orgasm, or not to orgasm (had to do that!).

[jesuslynch]

Homergasm. D'oh

[Mullinator]

Sex with a tall SDMBer?

Mullinatorgasm

[jayron 32]

Good one on "to orgasm or not to orgasm" on my Sex with Hamlet one, but I was thinking more along the lines of an "Elsinorgasm"

[Odieman]

Sex/w a fabric similar to velvet? Velourgasm.

Sex with a famous Senagalese singer?

[RTFirefly]

How about sex in the engineering room of a Federation Starship?

It's a "Cap'n, these engines won't take any more!"-gasm.

And sex with ChiefScott, for now at least, woould be an offshoregasm. Which could also be the answer to sex on a cruise ship.


Sex with an outdated hairstyle, anyone?

[jaytini]

What do you call it if you are lucky enough to have sex with the few, the proud, the strong?

[Odieman]

sex w/ few chosen etc. : Marine Corpgasm.
Wehat do you call sex with designer fashions?

[jaytini]

designer fashions?

cost-ya-a-hell-of-a-lot-more-gasm?


how about with someone who needs to use clearacel(sp)? (the anti-zit stuff)

[Shayna]

"And sex with ChiefScott, for now at least, woould be an offshoregasm."

I was actually thinking more like, sailorgasm

"Sex with an outdated hairstyle, anyone?"

How about pompadourgasm?

[RTFirefly]

You got it, Shayna! :)

Sex with one of the people who cleans your office? (Easy!)

Sex with the Census person who knocks on your door?

[Moe]

sex with a surrealist?

[Brunetter]

person who cleans your office - janitorgasm
census person - auditorgasm
surrealist - Salvadorgasm

Sex with someone in your family tree?

[Moe]

sex with a surrealist?


a potato.

[struuter]

I don't know the family tree one...but how 'bout this?

Sex with Peter Finch after his memorable scene in 'Network'?

[Shayna]

"Sex with Peter Finch after his memorable scene in 'Network'?"

I'm-mad-as-hell-and-I'm-not-gonna-take-it-anymoregasm!

[nashiitashii]

Wehat do you call sex with designer fashions?


haute couture-gasm

[struuter]

How about sex on Three-Mile Island?

[tradesilicon]

sex with someone in your family tree
fore-gasm (as in forefathers?)

How about sex with an lion-fighting Roman?

[iampunha]

the conjunction one can be taken as any of these:

(n)either-(n)orgasm (I guess that's also if you truly don't care)

Climax with a musical? Sorry, but I can't solve them, I can only propose them.

The scientific law one, for those who are interested, was a Bohrgasm.

[Moe]

climax in a gorge?

climax with an epileptic?

climax with someone while fantasizing about someone else?

[Whammo]

Lots of old unanswered ones!

from: B_Line 12 - sex on a cruise ship?




since no one is guessing....

All aboargasm

[ren]

[quote]
Sex with a famous Senagalese singer?
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This must be a Yousou N'Dourgasm

(Cheik Logasm and Wasis Diopgasm don't work)

[Odieman]

OK my sex/ a famous Senegalese singer was
Youssu N'Dourgasm.
And haute couture-gasmis orrect ssskuggiii
Sex with Andrea True's greatest hit?

Keith

[RTFirefly]

The door-to-door Census workers are enumerators, so it'd be an enumerator-gasm.

Now, sex with an IRS agent (yucch!) - that would be an auditor-gasm.

[Moe]

climax in a gorge?

climax with an epileptic?

climax with someone while fantasizing about someone else?




- a chasmgasm
- a spasmgasm
- a phantasmgasm

Thank You, thank you everyone, thank y...sorry kid no autographs... thank you

[jaytini]

ok, no answers to my question about the sex with the clearasel(sp)(zit cream) needer...

clogged pore-gasm!!!!

ba-dum, bum...i'll be here all week

[iampunha]

< . . . I'll be here all week.>

Luckily that just means two more days. I think I can stay away that long :)

[jesuslynch]

How about sex with an lion-fighting Roman?


Gladiatorgasm.

Sex with a Burt Reynolds Movie Character?

[Moe]

Sex with a Burt Reynolds Movie Character?


Uuh... Stroker Acegasm? oh wait... I got it -
porn producergasm

[rundogrun]

Hoopergasm.

How 'bout sex with a high ranking officer?

[Annie-Xmas]

Conjuctive make-up-your-mind sex?

[iampunha]

sex with a high-ranking officer is a major-gasm.

there are enough still unanswered to put out a new one, so I won't.

[Jodi]

Sex with a '70s Swedish tennis star?

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A Bjorn Borgasm, of course. :)

[Mr. Cynical]

Sex with Oliver?

Please, sir, may I have some more-gasm.

[argyle87]

My God, this is out of control!

[jesuslynch]

Sex with a Burt Reynolds Movie Character?


Nice tries but its...

Gatorgasm

Gator McClusky in White Lightning

[SouthernStyle]

Can't believe that this one's not taken --


Sex with a professional.



SouthernStyle

[Nacho4Sara]

I've got some more...

Sex with someone who smells?

Sex with a museum docent?

Sex with a Victoria's Secret model?

Sex with some happy French brothers?

Sex with a French greeting?

Sex with Freddie Kruger?

Sex with a medieval knight?

Sex with a TV news reporter?

Sex with a smooth curve OR with a type of Ford car?

Have fun! Most of these are pretty easy, if you ask me.:)

[nashiitashii]

Sex with someone who smells?
odorgasm

Sex with a French greeting?
bonjourgasm

Sex with a smooth curve OR with a type of Ford car?
contourgasm

[hypergirl]

What do you call sex that goes round and round?

rotatorgasm

see, look, rotator doesnt exactly rhyme with oooooor. you pronounce it more like rotat-ER than rotat-or. so therefroe my question works. just had to say it. so there, skuggi. so what do you call sex with jason?

[hypergirl]

what do you call sex with the director of joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat?