Signs today will suck.

[Lakai]

It can be at work or home. I knew today was going to suck because it is a holiday (Yum Kippur), I can’t eat and I have to go to work hungry. I work in a liquor store in Brooklyn, that means twice the work of a usual day.

I picture god, with a sarcastic smirk across his face when I wake up in the morning, saying “Have fun my child.”

How can you tell if today will suck?

[Pride of the Peaches]

When I'm so tired that I hit the snooze button twice. Not a good sign there.

[Shakes]

Anytime I wake up and it's Sun,mon, tue or every other saturday is a good sign the day will suck.

Coincidently, these are the same days I have to work.

Go figure...

[Barbarian]

[QUOTE=Lakai]I can’t eat and I have to go to work hungry.[/ QUOTE]

I thought you weren't allowed to work on Yom Kippor? Or is that just the first day?

[don't ask]

Days with a "y" in them are the pits.

[Harborwolf]

Usually when one or two mildy irritating things happen in quick succession it means my day is going to suck. A good example is being unable to find a clean cup for my morning tea and dropping my toast butter down on the floor.

I've also noticed that seeing a hearse on my way to work is an ill omen.

[Kuizelemartz]

Winds are approaching 50mph. With every increment of 10mph I have a greater chance of losing my electricity.

So, I think we'll wind up with a 75 percent total suckitude factor for today. It's still a weekend, so that softens the blow.

[ParentalAdvisory]

Anyday I am forced to wake up before 10:00am.

[Lakai]

[QUOTE=Lakai]I can’t eat and I have to go to work hungry.[/ QUOTE]

I thought you weren't allowed to work on Yom Kippor? Or is that just the first day?

We can't work on Yom Kippor, but my boss made me go.

[Sublight]

Any day my boss is in the office. Not the chairman, president or VP, they're all fine. I'm talking about the toxic little lump of bile sitting at the desk across from mine. The one who considers "hey, c**tface" to be a standard form of greeting.

So all last week didn't suck. Tomorrow likely will not suck as well. Tuesday, however, will suck big time, as he will have had a week's vacation to replenish his reserves of hostility.

[Ace309]

Any time the last dream I have before I wake up is about being called on in class or being rejected by a girl, I have issues getting over it.

[TJdude825]

You wake up and the first thing you remember is the one homework assignment you didn't quite finish. Even if you know you can lose the points and still maintain a good grade for the overall class, you just hate knowing that you have to go to school with it not done.

Also, if you didn't have much homework the night before, you'll have a ton tonight, and the only thing you don't know about today is what the homework will be specifically.

And of course, any day starting with "M" and and ending with "onday" sucks.

[Jayn_Newell]

Today is gonna suck. I woke up tired and wanting to go back to bed, plus it's a Tuesday. I have classes spanning from 8:30am to 8pm, and just enough time in between that I don't really feel like walking back home.

But tomorrow I can sleep in...

[The 27th Evil]

Any morning when breakfast gives me nausea or heartburn. As my stomach is eating itself currently, today qualifies.

[Susie Derkins]

Any day that I sleep in and miss my morning workout.

By my count I've missed it the last 47 days.

[krisolov]

any day that does not end at 5:00. Could be for kids activities, volunteer meetings, long work day, whatever. I like my ME time in the evening and get a real bad attitude when I can't just go home, crack a beer and veg out.

[ioioio]

Three things combined guarantee a spectacularly crappy day:

I wake up with a headache.
During the night, the pets have drug in a large dead animal such as a possum, rabbit or squirrel (small dead animals no longer bother me).
It's a work day.

[The_Stranger]

When you put your key in the office door, twist it, and drop an entire mug of coffee on the floor at your feet.....(with resulting "splash-factor" on trousers.)

At least today was Tuesday...(my coffee survived Monday)

[Spectre of Pithecanthropus]

Three things combined guarantee a spectacularly crappy day:

During the night, the pets have drug in a large dead animal such as a possum,



What kind of pets do you have? Bobcats?

[The Great Sun Jester]

If I wake up and draw breath.

[dwc1970]

If the phone rings before my alarm goes off (or before 7:00 AM on weekends) chances are it's for something that's going to make the rest of the day go to shit.

[Doctor Jackson]

-If the knock at your door is Dan Rather wanting to talk to you about a document he "uncovered"

-If your Florida vacation home has had a zip code change - to Michigan

-If your wife had a dream about you cheating

-If you dream about eating a giant marshmallow and, upon waking, realize your pillow is missing

[ioioio]

What kind of pets do you have? Bobcats?
Just 2 dogs and 5 cats. We live in the country, and the dead critters just seems to come with the territory. I need one of these high tech cat doors. (http://www.quantumpicture.com/Flo_Control/flo_control.htm)
This page (http://www.quantumpicture.com/Flo_Control/Flo_Control_3/flo_control_3.htm) shows what the cat door will and will not allow in. Pretty amusing.