The secret identity of loverock is revealed!!!

You also aren't the same kid you were in the other posts. You have switched to a different vernacular. By the way, if you're going to deliberately misspell things, at least be consistent with it (gam -> gam)e in a single sentence. SHEESH.

Sweet, E

jesus h christ, you are a fucking pain in the ass...I swear, giving birth was preferable to conversing with you ya freak!

loverock, not sweet :o

H means haploid right?

???what does haploid mean?
I always thought it stood for 'H', like Homer J Simpson

KelliBelli,

We're all banging away at our computers, I pressed submit before you did. I know you were talking to lr.

-Sweetie

Haploid: half the normal number of chromosomes. You know, like you have only a single parent.

My father is a biology professor. It's an old, old biology department joke.

Oops! I may have made a huge mistake!

Here's the deal: On another thread, aseymayo pointed out a distictive idiom in one of loverocks posts; "What's the dealio?" (or as loverock says, "Wazt the dily o?")

I did a search of the entire history of this board and only found one poster that uses this expression. That was enough evidence for an accusation but not really conclusive proof.

I then checked loverock's profile and made note of his email adress. I then clicked on C#3's profile and saw the same address.

I was so excited over this discovery, that I immediately posted my conclusion.

Here's the problem: When I click on a profile, my browser has a habit of directing me back to the last profile I looked at. The current profile is behind that page. I can't be sure if I looked at anything but the address when I did the comparison.

Where does this leave us:

(Well, it leaves me looking like an idiot)

1) Maybe the use of "dealio" by only C#3 and loverock is just a coincidence and I screwed up the email comparison.

2)Maybe loverock and C#3 did have the same address until C#3 saw that we were onto him and he changed it.

3) Maybe, no, not maybe, CERTAINLY, C#3 is laughing his head off right now regardless of what the truth is.

In my experience, stupidity doesn't have to be consistent. Some of you seem a little paranoid about this kid.

So, C#3, are you gonna defend yourself, or do we get a confession?

Your Quadell

papabear, I have a fairly photographic memory, and while I wouldnt risk my life on this, I am quite certain the shitheads profile has not changed.
hugs anyway :(

ps thanks sweet..(wiping my brow)"WHeew!"

I must share this.

Afer reading PapaBears post, and viewing C#3 Occupation "Shock Jock," I wondered if he actually had a show about contestant #3. I did a search in yahoo for "contestant 3," and here's the first url that came up:

NEWART - Have a longer thicker penis! Vacuum Pumping!

It just one of those coincidences I guess.

Sweet, E

Bwwwwaaahahahahahhahahahah!

My vote is for C#3. Have you guys noticed that C3 hasn't replied to any of loverock's posts?

no im not noe of u im just LOOOVVVVEEEE RROOOCCKKK just me! keli y do u call me suhc natsy nams i thiknn u neeed sum LLOOVEROCCK

Contestant 3,
what kind of doubleheader? are you an ump of some sort?

pat

Loverock's style is getting older. It must have been hard to keep up being 9 years old. Now he really is just an illiterate (and a pervert to boot) with donny, the evil alter ego.

Has anyone else noticed that loverock signs some of his posts 'peace out' and that mangeorge signs his similarly?

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sosumi

Contestant 3:
Thats cool, I asked about the umpire thing, because I just read today that at the end of the season major league baseball might hire umpires from high schools and the minors, so I thought it would be neat for our own Contestant 3 to be going to the pros. :)

What position does your son play?

Play music? do you just put cds in, or is there an organ?

umm, to stay on topic, I have no idea who loverock is, i cant wait to find out, though, I am sure it will be a humorous surprise.

pat

You know guys, "Whats the dealyo", "What da dillyo", etc. is slang. The people who have been named who use this slang are probably around 15-20 or so. Therfore, it's not a special phrase only loverock (C R A C K-R O C K), or contestant #3 or whoever was named uses. They probably picked it off of "Busta Rhymes" (Rapper). Also, Peace out is a common slang term for taking leave too. I sometimes use this with friends, never here.

I think its pretty obvious that 'loverock' is a fake pulling some legs - after all, he went from someone who didn't know what a clitoris was to saying he liked '69', which seems a little contradictory.

Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to determine WHO loverock really is!

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sosumi

Damn! I thought I had him!

Apologies to PB - part of that culpa is mea, too.

And the winner is......

Contestant #3!

ok, but who is donny???

It's David B. Don't ask for an explanation -- I'm just psycho and I know these things. ;)

Coosa, loverock said that he likes 69, he didn't say that his (if not fictitious, at least unfortunate) partner likes it. Besides, regardless of your skill, if you throw enough darts, you're bound to hit the bulls-eye eventually. Although - I agree - loverock has most likely never even seen the dartboard.

(Just a little witicism that popped into my head that I couldn't resist sharing. Although some of you may think I'm using the word "witicism" very loosely. :) )

I wonder if Contestant #3 is Optamistic about being able to fool people with more names?

Rich

How do you know this?

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President of the Vernon Dent fan club.

Please educate me on this.

I see different email addresses when I call up loverock and C#3.

Also,
does it seem odd that C#3 would leave the email address visible? He's very familiar with this system.

Sweet, E

I am not no contentent %3 of 4 or nothin the oily game i ply the gam of looooooovvvvveeee cum get a peice of the rock!!!!!!!!!!

I CONFESS, I need the (gag) loveee(retch, choke)rock...(full blown barfing now!)
I was really convinced he was the real thing, but the was we are dumping on him, and he still types like that...maybe he IS a fake..I dunno.

OK, here's the truth. loverock is REALLY Elvis Presley, who shot JFK, and of course engineered the Roswell coverup. He's using this illiterate form of writing to cover up his real identity as the King of Rock and Roll....

hmm, seems like my Douglas Adams thread is affecting my brain...

Alex

You've all overlooked the obvious.. dare I say it?

Uh, PUH-leeze. If that's your list, you are not terribly insightful. If I have something offensive to say, I'll say it under my own handle, thank you. And I daresay I know Bob (Big Iron) well enough to say the same for him. Monty, too. Such a childish game is so far beyond him I'd swallow my tongue if it were him. Slythe, I can't comment on.

Lay it on us Nickrz.

It's ARG220's evil twin, gotta be! Who else would be that naive about sex?

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President of the Vernon Dent fan club.

Phil said:If I have something offensive to say, I'll say it under my own handle, thank you.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Pldenison, master of the understatement!!! ;>

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President of the Vernon Dent fan club.

Just remember folks that if he keeps up this spelling he will end up, in my best Chris Farley voice "Living in van down by the river".

loverock made fools of us, as if we didn't have enough to do besides to be made fools of & thus, I refuse to participate. After all, I have much better things to do.

Coosa:

loverock said he liked 69. He was also clueless about the existence of the clitoris. I therefore conclude that he is practicing mutual oral stimulation with another male, possibly his friend "donny" or a pet Labrador retriever.

[[1. Slythe

2. Monty

3. Big Iron

4. Phil Dennison]] C3


"Who are four posters who often reveal Contestant #3 as the trollish moron he truly is, Alex?"

Nickrz: You've all overlooked the obvious.. dare I say it?

What? That so many apparently intelligent people are spending so much time being driven nuts by a person who posted a message intended to drive so many intelligent people nuts?

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"There will always be somebody who's never read a book who'll know twice what you know." - D.Duchovny

I think it is Carl Berry.

In the first time posting thread Carl wroteWE'VE BEEN HAD !! Congrats to a master!

Now he is trying to get everyone to leave the kid alone and also to leave Donny alone as well. Did he switch from thinking it was a fake to thinking this kid(s) are for real?

I don't think so.

Jeffery

Is NOT me!

Persons. One of them tipped her hand.

More hints, Nickrz - we need more hints! Tipped her hand in this thread or another one?

The truth may be out there, loverocks, but keep it out of my forum. I am no longer amused by the alleged "joke."

-Melin
Board-Goddess-In-Training

No, it' not me! But this is great fun! I haven't witnessed so much collective head-scratching for years! It's good clean(?) fun. Everyone loves a Mystery! Please don't trash it!

Loverock killed Paul...

Well, we may not know who Loverock is, but we do know that Melin is really Queen Victoria.


::sighing:: "Ain't it the truth . . . ain't it the truth!" (The Cowardly Lion)



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Randy:
Teacher of Extraordinary Students

So Highlander, you say she's been begging you for six more kids?

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Tom~

Did anyone ever think that Loverock might actually be the invention of Cecil or the Straight Dope Staff?

whose cecil??????

I'll overlook that blasphemous remark...

::sighing::

Such a large group of people to share such a small brain cell . . . .

-Melin

is no anny joke mellin. i am the lovvvvvvvveeeeerrroooccckkkkkkk? i reed forum in penhowse to

I am no longer amused by the alleged "joke."Well, we may not know who Loverock is, but we do know that Melin is really Queen Victoria.

Your pal,

Gladstone

thiss stratedope i smokin iz werkin/ i"m feelin moe kleerhedded althe time; . . . .
keep thoze kardz&leters cummin' folkes!
an remembur i dee 1 an onliest lllllooooovvvveeeerrrooooccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!

After carefully re-analyzing the lyrics, I come up with this:

I am the eggman; they are the eggmen;
Loverock is all of us; goop goop a joob...

'it' has changed, 'it' does not sound like a kid anymore.

Post your e-mail address, Kelli. Really.

Your Quadell

OK, I'm new here. Well, I've been lurking for a while. But I have THE ANSWER. After much research... well ok after two beers, I proclaim loverock to be...

Jar Jar Binks!!!!
He sounds a lot like him (if you can make out what he's trying to say ).

Obviously, those floppy ear thingys are impeding his typing skills. As for his unpleasant disposition- maybe all that animosity he inspired in legions of Star Wars fans is warranted.

shroomfish


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Mama told me when I was young, "Baby, be a simple kind of man."

Ok, if the folks running things *know* who this offensive little turd is, why won't they reveal him/her/it, and squash it like the pimple it is?

I should just walk away from this thread, but it's like a flaming car wreck on the side of the road- you just feel compelled to look. :(

PR

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If you're not part of the solution you're just scumming up the bottom of the beaker.

agreed PR, I cant seem to stop myself...
They should expose him already, this is stupid now...hell, it was stupid last week!

Ewwww! Kellibelli, if Quadell wants your email address, send it to him but don't post it! Then again, I doubt if Mr. Dumb-as-a-rock could figure out how to send JPEGS. I hope, anyways.

PR


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If you're not part of the solution you're just scumming up the bottom of the beaker.

Yeah, um, I'm glad you didn't actually, Kelli. :)

Personal message to LoveRock from Cow God:

ehem...
"DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE"

Nickrz:
You've all overlooked the obvious.. dare I say it?
It's what's-his-face the natural-born stick-and-rudder pilot!

The Illiterate:
whose cecil??????
The guy whose son you claimed you might be on some other thread.