Who's on your SDMB Laminated list?

[Danielinthewolvesden]

Ok, we have the laminated List thread. And many have listed celebrities, etc. But a few have listed SDMBers. So here is a thread just to list those SDMBers who you have a crush on, even if you're taken.

[Mr. Cynical]

How many am I allowed?

[Danielinthewolvesden]

Well, usually FIVE, of course, but for our Official male slut: how abot ten?

[Nacho4Sara]

hmmm good one.

My top choices are...
1. Calredic...but he hasn't posted in a while so who knows where he is? Oh well he was fun to flirt with. :)He called me beautiful, which is the best way to get in my skirt!
2. Omniscient...He's a cutie.
3. Coldfire...cute and intelligent, and funny too! My kind of man.
4. Wally...older men (a la Richard Gere) so something for me. Especially when they are as hapless and sweet as Wally is.
5. Fonz...I respect a man who skinny dips.

Sorry if I forgot anyone!

[Nacho4Sara]

Oops I wanna give honorable mention to Mr. Cynical. aha would be on the list, but I just read his shower thread nad it frightened me. ;)

[aha]

1. Ultress, although she is just my best friend right now.
2. Nacho4Sara, cause she mentioned something about how someone could get up her skirt.
3. Shayna cause she is a JAP ( Jewish american princess)
4. Pepperlandgirl is cute and perky

Sometimes I hate these kinds of threads cause people get left out. I really love all the girls on SD. Hows that for sucking up?

[Mr. Cynical]

Ten for me? Awwwwwwwwwww! How sweet!

Now, do I have to give reasons, or can I get away with just naming names?

::hoping that the delay tactics increase interest::

[Coldfire]

Nacho4Sara said:

3. Coldfire...cute and intelligent, and funny too! My kind of man.

Why, thank you, m'dear! The bronze medal, eh? I've done worse ;)

4. Wally...older men (a la Richard Gere) so something for me. Especially when they are as hapless and sweet as Wally is.

Dear God! Please, Sara, do yourself a favour and click here (http://www.cwcm.net/sdmbmen/WallyM7a.jpg) to see what the PutzMeister really looks like. He's hapless alright, I'll give you that :D

[matt_mcl]

Three bloody guesses, friends.

[Falcon]

Yo MC! Quit stallin' and start typin!

My list 'o 5:

1. MaxTorque
2. Flypsyde
3. Silo (how much shit am I gonna catch for this?)
4. Mr. Cynical
5. Coldfire

[Danielinthewolvesden]

I'm listing 2 now, and will let the suspense build ( as these 2 are rather obvious if you have been reading):

Diane: as she voted for me, and other, obvious reasons, not to mention she owes me a BJ & a foto.

Purplebear: as I'm still trying to get the massage oil out of my ears....

[Nacho4Sara]

Dear God! Please, Sara, do yourself a favour and click here to see what the PutzMeister really looks like. He's hapless alright, I'll give you that

Wow, change of mind...I just thought the whole mice thing was cute, and when he killed one by accident, and the whole stripper thing. But he still has the key to my heart...;)

Coldfire, sweetie, since Calredic has disappeared, you can be my #2. And since Omniscient probly doesn't like me, you can be #1 by default!!


FOR THE RECORD... Intelligence and humor are the two sexiest characteristics in a man, IMHO, so all of you sexy SD babes qualify!! :)

[Nacho4Sara]

PS. Caoldfire...is it true what they say about European men? Just wondering...;)

[purrplebear]

This is probably gonna get me in trouble, but what the heck! :p

1. Mr Bear (natch!)
2. Vestal Blue (bestest friend, and cute!)
3. Danielinthewolvesden (best flirting I've enjoyed in some time, and a sweetie too!)
4. Coldfire (sharp, rapier wit; bod to drool over)
5. pipefitter ('nother great friend, cute too)
6. BratMan007 (humor, flirt, great combo)
7. Soulsling (sweet heart, gentle soul)
8. dpr (humor, flirt, Aussie, great combo)





Sorry, Daniel, couldn't just name 5. ;)

[Danielinthewolvesden]

That's OK, PB, after all it's MY thread. But the whole idea behind lists are those you would be allowed to sleep with, even if you are taken, so Mr. Bear was a given. But you're sweet, anyway.

[Monster104]

Here're two for me...it's late and I can't think of any other ones right now.

Shayna - You'd have to be crazy not to like her
tiggeril - Her posts kick ass, and I'm attracted to strong-willed girls (Poor tiggeril, she doesn't deserve that!)

[vanilla]

crushes? hmmmm
Well, I'm in Love with Snark, which may come as a surprise to those of you who had NO idea(ha ha)
platonic crush? Wally, the big lug:)

[Danielinthewolvesden]

tigger: because she's SO bouncy & perky. ;)
scotti: because she REALLY knows how to enjoy a backrub...

[Crunchy Frog]

6. BratMan007 (humor, flirt, great combo)


AWWWWWWW, thanks PB, even if I am #6 out of your top 5 that daniel asked for, but if you discount the SO, I sneak in there. BTW, I've got my homepage up, you should be able to click on the link at the bottom of my post and get there. It's got a somewhat better pic of me than the drunk pic of me in that jacket in my sig line. The page is under construction, so be gentle with me! I also plan to add a page of pix of me in my AF days so you can see me in uniform.

As for my list (in no particular order):

1) purplebear - she's just so fun to flirt with
2) Shayna - she's also loads of fun (and I've seen her pic in the busty redhead thread!)
3) SwimmingRiddles - she's cool as hell I think, I've also visited her homepage, really cute and I love the glasses

That's all I've really got for now. The last two sluts - I mean slots - are still open. I am taking applications if anyone is interested.

[GaWd]

Hmm...

1-My fav. JAP Shayna
2-EvilBeth
3-Michi(I love hearing about her not getting it)
4-Ayesha(whoo...that attitude!)
5-Original Elthia(seem to have disappeared, but a wonderful flirt!)

-Sam

[soulsling]

okay, this ones easy!

SwimmingRiddles - way cool, way cute!
Diane - the Rockinest Chick on the SDMB
Shayna - 'cause she sang such a sweet song
techchick - cause she's techchick
PurpleBear - cause she's such a sweetheart, but only cybersex, 'cause she's married. :)
Saxface - 'cause until i met her, i didn't realize what a hot 'Bankshotbitch' she really was :D

so there's six, wanna do sommpin 'boutit!?

[purrplebear]

WOW! I actually made several lists! :o Thank you very much.

Glad you didn't mind my list being longer, Daniel. And, do you still need help getting that massage oil out of your ears? ;)

Awwww, BratMan, thanks. You're lots of fun to flirt with too. I've seen that pic too, and I'm waiting for the AF uniform pics!

Soulsling, you're too kind. :) Sure, cybersex anytime you want to. Well, R-rated anyway. ;)<Got to keep hubby calm, ok? :p>

[SqrlCub]

Other than my other half?

1. Chef Troy
2. Drop Zone
3. Drain Bead (she's my fag hag)
4. others will remain secret.

HUGS!
Sqrl

[Vestal Blue]

::Stunned, grief tinged voice::

I'm not on Falcons' list.


VB sadly, slowly leaves the room.......



On the other hand, I made #2 on Purplebears'! :):):):):)!!!

[Falcon]

Vestal.....I could only list 5! You know I love you, hon! *runs over and smooches VB hard*

[CrankyAsAnOldMan]

Well, Im such a virgin here, I am sure no one gives a big damn about my list, but I have to confess I'm a real slut: whoever has made me LOL, I lust after them the rest of the day.

ricepad, from a prior life, is by best hot-sheet prospect.

[Michi]

I made someone's list! Here's mine:

GaWd-cause he mentioned me

Coldfire

Omni-even though he pats all the women's butts

Reservior Dog-great eyes, alas he is taken

DRY-I enjoy his e-mails

BTW--I am a JAP in more ways that one. I am half Japanese AND I am Jewish!

[Mullinator]

No particular order. Well, other than the numbering thing.

1. Mega the Roo
2. Swimming Riddles
3. Techchick
4. Diane
5. Ultress

But then again I tend to think anyone that comes across as interesting and intelligent has some seriously positive qualities.

[Mr. Cynical]

Okay, damnit.

I've thought long and hard about you women (take that however you like), and have narrowed my list to twelve. It was a battle, but I did it. No more can be removed.

Any one of these ladies would be nigh impossible to resist.

In no particular order, of course. Can't play favorites.

Eve
techchick68
Drain Bead
Neuro Trash Grrrl
Shayna
Falcon
ultress
aenea
Lynn Bodoni
Shanin
Sue Duhnym
Rachelle

[techchick68]

< blushing >

Wow, I can't believe I made a list or two.

I have sat here for days and still can't come up with a solid list. There are so many men that would fit the bill but I have a hard time choosing.

If I come up with something I will let you know.

< boy I hate to choose when there are so many that are out there! >

[Mullinator]

I might as well cheat (and offend the International Rules Federation of Laminated Lists) and add to my list of 5 because Eve absolutely belongs on that list and I am kicking myself for omitting her.

[Mr. Cynical]

I hereby append my list to include one that I wasn't sure of before, but now can definitely say YES for.

#13 on my list is SwimmingRiddles. She done made me blush, which is an easy in for my list.

[GreenEyes]

OK.. now how much does it blow that the only person who would have me on his list doesn't post here anymore! Hmmph <hands on hips>

<<<<cranky>>>>

[Crusoe]

Does my right hand count as a registered SDMB poster?

[Garfield226]

:(

[Brunetter]

Well I guess no one knows me well enough to put me on their list. *sigh* too bad. I'll try not to pout ...

Similarly, I don't know too many people here either, so I think I'll wait a little longer to make something as set-in-stone as a laminated list.

[DRY]

::leaps into air, spikes imaginary football, shakes fist and does home run trot, pumping fist like Kirk Gibson in 1988 World Series:: :D :D

Michi...No, let me rephrase that..THE DIVINE, GODDESS LIKE MICHI wrote:

I made someone's list! Here's mine:
...
DRY-I enjoy his e-mails

(Above has been edited because...who really cares about the other names, anyway??) :p

Praised be the Lord! Not only did I get a mention on someone's list, but it was by the "Babe who started a thousand threads" herself!! I feel like I'm walking on air!
:D
Michi, I enjoy your e-mails, too. Will you marry me? (Yet another reason why you should come to Vegas!) :)

(See, ladies? Your SDMB veteran bigshot males just assume that your vote on their laminated list is their god given right....But a newbie like myself, who shyly flirts with that rare female whose beauty is so overwhelming that he forgets his own self conciousness and inferiority, is SO grateful for the smallest modicum of appreciation from said lady, that he breaks into effusive paens in praise of her and is unrestrained and loyal in his affection.)

Ahem. The above is an unsubtle hint. Get your votes in for me. ;)

Anyway, having recovered some of my shame, I'll admit that I have six names myself. (Contrary to popular opinion, they are not "Michi, Michi, Michi, Michi, Michi and Michi"--though I WAS tempted)

These six people are people with whom I've exchanged...e-mails (what did you think I was going to say?). Four of them have been mentioned in this thread (one of them has been mentioned in this post--about nine times). As to the two others, they're married (Coincidence? you be the judge), so I shouldn't mention their names. So I won't. But let me say that Mr. Grace and Mr. Tatertot are very fortunate individuals. ;)

[TwistofFate]

*sob* and I aint on anyones......

mine...

in no particular order

*Shayna
*Michi
*Techchick
*Opal
*Phouka

[SwimmingRiddles]

I'm not telling, for the same reason I didn't post to the crush thread. I'm bound to leave someone out I shouldn't have, and it's all a bit too reminicent of my 4th grade student council race. But know that I definately have a doper laminated list, and there are definately 5 fellows on that list.

I guess you'll have to take your chances. ;)

[Mr. Cynical]

Speaking of 4th grade....
Do You Like Me?

Check a box.

[ ] [ ]
YES NO

[soulsling]

[hi jack!]
Mr. Cynical, that's too funny. I thought my class was the only one that did that, and we even made those chinese fortune teller things out of paper, where you stick your fingers in and count to a certain number with it, then when you open it, whatever girls/boys name was inside was the one who "liked" you.
:::hangs up laminated list beside the shrine in the hopes that one day he will meet the right woman...:::

:::sigh:::

miss the good old days.
[by jack!]

[Michi]

John, I'll add you to my list. :)

[pipefitter]

Thank you PB, at least one person cares about me, even if it's number 5 in the list.

[Danielinthewolvesden]

Medeas child; as she promised me "anything"
psycho kitten: after the "spelunking" thread. But she posts no more, and we miss her. Heeere kittie...

[Medea's Child]

Thanks Daniel!

I'm too new to have developed much of an opinion. If I lamitate it now I know I'll end up finding more wonderful people who soudl be there in the next ten minutes. Though I do have warm fuzzies for Danielinthewolvesden, Mr. Cynical, slythe, and iampunha.

*The above list is by no means complete or permanent. While it does relect the opinions of the author at this time, said opinions are allowed to change at any moment with absolutely no warning whatsoever. (Ask my ex.)*

[Crunchy Frog]

*. . . opinions are allowed to change at any moment with absolutely no warning whatsoever. (Ask my ex.)*


I think I was engaged to you a while back. I want my CDs and lava lamp back!

[Mr. Cynical]

Brunetter sez:

Well I guess no one knows me well enough to put me on their list. *sigh* too bad. I'll try not to pout ...


How *you* dooin?

[gobear]

5. ChiefScott-I love a man in uniform.
4. Coldfire-I also dig Dutch guys.
3. Matt_Mcl-Smart and cute
2. Lexicon-big and strong
1. Esprix-I'd turn Asian just for one night with him

[Falcon]

*sobs* No one wants me..... *sobs some more*

[2nd Law]

1. Eve
2. TubaDiva
3. Techchick
4. Angkins
5. Eve

With honorable mentions to everyone on the "Busty Redheads" thread.

[voguevixen]

*sobs* No one wants me..... *sobs some more*


Pay attention, you made MrC's first cut.

[Falcon]

Okay, then I'll rephrase.

*sob* No one but Mr. C wants me.... *sobs again*

(Hey, I'm a flirt. What can I say.....)

[Mr. Cynical]

::adding voguevixen to list::

And quitcha cryin! I got 4th place, an honorable mention, and that's IT. Can't even get a reciprocation around here, sheesh.

I hereby resolve to erase you all, in favor of BratMan007.

Ptooi.


p.s. bratman, i was only kidding, please stop e-mailing me.

[Medea's Child]

BratMan, I love the lava lamp, so I'm keeping it. I gave the CDs to my little sisters to experiment with the microwave. :P

(BTW, do that. Zap a CD for about 10 sec or until you see the flash. It doesn't hurt the microwave, that I have heard of, and it destroys the cd really prettily. The burnables are the best because they are blue. The process ends up with a cd that looks like it has frozen lightning in it. One of my friends made a mobile for her room out of them.)

[Sealemon88]

OH, FINE! I SEE HOW IT IS! I SPEND ALL THIS TIME, BEING THE GENTLEMAN, TREATING YOU LADIES WITH RESPECT, AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?!? NOT ONE DAMN MENTION ON YOUR FREAKIN' LISTS!

NOTHING BUT "OH, SEALEMON, YOU'RE SUCH A GREAT LISTENER! YOU'RE SUCH A SWEETHEART! YOU'RE LIKE THE BROTHER I NEVER HAD! BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, FREAKIN' BLAH!

WELL, SCREW YOU ALL! THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR STUPID, SMELLY, CRUSTY LAMINATED LISTS!

< Grabs all the lists out of everyone's hands, crumples them up, throws them on the ground, stomps all over them, then heads out, slamming the door >
















< [i]Sticks head back into room > HMPH. LISTS ARE STUPID ANYWAY. DAMMIT!





< Slams door again. In fact, I slam it twice. >

[vanilla]

Sealemon?
how bout an ice cream cone?
C'mon back! Its' butter pecan...

[2nd Law]

mmmmmm.... buter pecan ice cream.....

[Nacho4Sara]

Too many cyber boys, not enough time!

Every last one of you is equal on my list. You too, Mr. Cynical, you're up there in the one spot with all the other SD cuties. You too sealemon. :)

Who was that cute lumberjack boy on the SD Men page? He's up there too.

[DRY]

Who was that cute lumberjack boy on the SD Men page? He's up there too.


Goddamn it, Nacho4Sara this is EXACTLY what I was talking about when I started this thread:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28338

All you women care about is a guy's looks! Just like all us men care about is the size of a woman's bank account! Shallow people like you can bite my...

Err..what?

Oh.

Sorry. Don't mind me. Guess I've had too much to drink.

[Medea's Child]

DRY, I think you are ignoring the "How do you like your Barbie Dolls" thread. Go sober up.

[DRY]

DRY, I think you are ignoring the "How do you like your Barbie Dolls" thread. Go sober up.


(HIC)

I confess that I looked at the Barbie doll thread, and read, in particular, your, Sara's, and my posts. I'll admit that I don't know what you are talking about.

I suppose I should add that my previous post was meant to be kidding. I'm not sure that came across.

P.S. IRL, I've never been drunk.

[Crunchy Frog]

I hereby resolve to erase you all, in favor of BratMan007.

Ptooi.


p.s. bratman, i was only kidding, please stop e-mailing me.


Oh, that's how you treat me after all your empty promises? Just for that, I'm deleting all the nude pix you sent me.

[Mr. Cynical]

Oh, that's how you treat me after all your empty promises? Just for that, I'm deleting all the nude pix you sent me.


Oh yeah? Well you better throw away the Clone Your Bone too, cause you can't have me no more!

[Sealemon88]

Sealemon?
how bout an ice cream cone?
C'mon back! Its' butter pecan...


< Pokes head back into room >

So, think you can bribe with ice cream, and make everythiing better, huh?

Gimmie that!

< Takes a couple of licks >

Hmmph. What? You think some lousy ice cream is going to make me feel better?

< Takes another meditative lick >

Well, you're right.

So...thanks.






BUT YOUR LISTS STILL STINK!

[Brunetter]

Brunetter sez:

Well I guess no one knows me well enough to put me on their list. *sigh* too bad. I'll try not to pout ...


How *you* dooin?


Hee hee ... giggle .. blush ...um ... giggle!

*waves coyly at Mr. Cynical, and starts her list:*

1. Mr. Cynical

[Mr. Cynical]

But, my list has grown to 16, with the addition of Nacho4Sara and Brunetter.

[Brunetter]

But, my list has grown to 16, with the addition of Nacho4Sara and Brunetter.


Well they don't call you the SDMB male slut for nothin, now do they?

BTW, nice Tribianni accent.

[Medea's Child]

Deepest apologies Dry, I didn't mean to sound so harsh. I'm not a morning person by any stretch of the imagination, but I come here before I go to work just to keep up. please forgive me, I'll make a mental note to wake up before posting next time. I really didn't mean anything and I wasn't trying to be obnoxious. (However well I succeeded.)

May I say I agina I'm sorry if I offended you.

[DRY]

Deepest apologies Dry, I didn't mean to sound so harsh. I'm not a morning person by any stretch of the imagination, but I come here before I go to work just to keep up. please forgive me, I'll make a mental note to wake up before posting next time. I really didn't mean anything and I wasn't trying to be obnoxious. (However well I succeeded.)

May I say I agina I'm sorry if I offended you.


You didn't offend me...I just wasn't sure what you were talking about (I'm still not sure, actually)

(Although, I gotta say, for one split second, I thought you were calling me a "v*gina" above..Until I realized you merely misspelled "again". Seriously. Don't hit me!)

[Crunchy Frog]

I only had three on my list before, but now I'd like to add #4

Palmyra cuz in the Check-in For Female Newbies (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28363) thread she came back for more. You gotta like that.

struuter came close to being #5, but it seems I'd have to fight off ChiefScott and SouthernStyle for her.

[iampunha]

GUH-LORY!

What the hell do I have to do to end up on people's "I'd screw you" list? I have an attractive personality and a semi-nude pic on my website? What more do you want?

In other news, the following people have made it to MY laminated list, based on how well I know them:

1. Brunetter. Damnit, she's married, but her relationship, in her own words, is "open." SO there. Nyah.
2. Ssskuggiii. Anyone who feels comfortable talking with me about certain private things goes high on my list.
3. Medea's Child. Would be higher but I've only talked to her once on IM.
4. Falcon. Looking forward to carrying her around the pub when she hits her milestone.
5. Crap . . . I dunno. That's all the females I know on here at all.

[Brunetter]

Sorry punha ... due to several weird conversations we've had this week, I wasn't sure you were comfortable being on my list ... now I see the error of my ways!

::gets out list again::

1. Mr. Cynical
2. Paddy No Shirt (er I mean iampunha)

[Mr. Cynical]

I think that I actually want you all. At least, witha bottle of wine in my gut, I do.

[Mr. Cynical]

Damnit, Brunetter, does this mean I'll haev to share your attention? Damn damn damn!

[TroubleAgain]

Geez, I'd have to think long and hard about this list...I mean, you're all so damned smart and sexy....(Mr. TroubleAgain doesn't have to find out about my list, does he?)

[Falcon]

iampunha - now I'm blushing.....yer on my expanded list too, hon.

And I'm holding you to that promise when I lose all this weight!!! ;)

[iampunha]

Brunetter said:

<Sorry punha ... due to several weird conversations we've had this week, I wasn't sure you were comfortable being on my list ... now I see the error of my ways!"

It's okay, this time, though I'll be harsher with my punishment next time.

"2. Paddy No Shirt (er I mean iampunha)"

Well, since the file IS called paddynoshirt.jpg, I see no reason not to call me that :) Shall I start calling you image02.jpg now? ROTFL!

Falcon said:

"And I'm holding you to that promise when I lose all this weight!!! ;)"

I'm counting on it . . . gee, holding an attractive woman in my arms and having her at my mercy . . . what straight man wouldn't look forward to that? Guys, you're not supposed to answer that. I'm trying to get points ;)

BTW, Falcon, I am training for said promise. Anyone who needs a bit of "encouragement" in a similar endeavour, ask Falcon what our little bargain is :)

[Medea's Child]

iampunha: Paddy? Do people actually call you Paddy?
Boy do we have to discuss this...Paddy.

[Monster104]

I have to add tiggeril and ssskuggiii to mine.

[mega the roo]

:: sigh ::

[SwimmingRiddles]

tell me about it, Meg. Remember the days of the Crush thread when we were in a position to take over the boards? Men are so fickle. (excepting of course Bratman, soulsling and Mully. I had to mention sexual favors to get on Mr. Cynical's already long list. Thanks, kids ;) )

[Coldfire]

Awww, poor little roo. You're still *my* #1 board cutie, mega! And I still think about you every morning in the shower, too ;)

[Mullinator]

Roo, if you look carefully you just might see your name on somebody's list.

[Mr. Cynical]

Yeah, roo. I would have added you, but I was petrified by your cuteness :)

[Coldfire]

Back off, Cynical. I get the roo, you get all the other chicks :D

[TwistofFate]

adding roo and swidles.... although I may have had them there before....

[Mr. Cynical]

Hmmmmmmmmmm, your argument is fair. I shall away to my chambers, with a bottle of baby oil, and a shower curtain.

[Coldfire]

It's a done deal.

Oh, miss roooohoooo? Are you coming voluntarily, or do I have to drag you to my cave by your hair?

:D

[Mr. Cynical]

As a show of support, I present you with my Captain Caveman club, Coldfire. Please use it wisely.

[mega the roo]

First and Formost, thank you Mully. :)

And for the (few) others that pity-mentioned me.. thank you, too.

[struuter]

*sighs, biting her lip*
Well, I came close...thanks for the honorable mention, Brat.

I guess I'll just have to be a little more aggressive...(is that possible?)
I have big dreams...seeing my name on some big-time personalities' lists.
A girl can dream, can't she?

[Poysyn]

So this is what happens when I check in periodically and don't really say anything important, I get ignored. *sigh* At least I got to laugh a little, cry a little and let my poor heart break a little.

[Danielinthewolvesden]

As this is MY thread, I am adding a special section to the back of my card, where I have listed all the women who have the class to post to my thread. All my life I have had a problem finding women with BRAINS (my present partner and several others are exceptions), and now here on the SDMB I am surrounded by them. Life is GOOD, NOW, true, but where were all you brainy witty vixens when I was starved for a decent conversation that wasn't about TV?

So, you are ALL there, brunetter, TA, nacho, mega, struuter, swimR, falcon, VV and every other bright intelligent poster.
The ones on the front of my card are there because they made my day by flirting with me, AND by their wit.(I have mostly refrained from trying to find pictures, because looks are not what would qualify for my "SDMB" list, juct smarts & wit).

And, no, you other dudes can't do this also. You are all ( but Mr. C) limited to FIVE. So there :p

[pepperlandgirl]

I guess I ought to start flirting more or something
Nobody wants me :( (Except aha, thanx aha)
That's ok, I understand
I'll just sit in the corner over hear and cry...

Here's my laminated list (in no particular order)
1. Chef Troy (I can't even hint at what I want him for...young eyes might see it)
2. Exprix (I know he's gay, but I could think of things that even he wouldn't object to ;) )
3. Coldfire (He's just cute)
4. Aha (He put me on his list AND he wrote one of my fav songs.I can't lose)
5. Anthracite (If I'm going to be bi-curious, I'd want it to be with her)

2 homosexuals, 1 bisexual, 1 aging rock star...what can I say?
I have more, but why waste my time putting the names of people on my list who don't even want me? :(

[purrplebear]

Hi, Daniel. Now, where was I when you were starved for a decent conversation that wasn't about tv? That depends, when was that? ;)

Thank you so much for that compliment. Ditto, my friend.

[Coldfire]

Pepperlandgirl posteth:

<snip>

3. Coldfire (He's just cute)

<snip>

2 homosexuals, 1 bisexual, 1 aging rock star...what can I say?

I'll tell you what you can say.
First, I'm more than just a pretty face, I'm damn smart too ;)
Second: I seem to be the only straight guy on your list! Does this mean I win?? Well, OK, I suppose aha is straight as well, but I mean: come on. A balding rock star? Can you say Phil Collins ;)

[DRY]

Well, OK, I suppose aha is straight as well, but I mean: come on. A balding rock star? Can you say Phil Collins ;)


To say nothing of the fact that he blow dries his hair...

[Coldfire]

DRY, in my perverted mind, I combined these two pieces of knowledge. Aha being bald, and YET blowdrying his hair. Some hair. Not on his head.

Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... That is once mental image I want to get out of my head RIGHT NOW.

Can someone sing "Muskrat Love" for me really quick??

[struuter]

Coldfire,
The America version or the Captain and Tennelle(?) version of Muskrat Love?
I personally prefer America.
(BTW, my brother was a hardcore RUSH fan--I grew up hearing them constantly. Your username brings back memories.) struuter

[Flypsyde]

1.Me
2.Flypsyde
3.Myself
4.I
5.the guy who's currently wearing my boxers

I'm a self-centered little shit.

[soulsling]

have i mentioned my talents???

[Falcon]

Flyp said:

5.the guy who's currently wearing my boxers

Flyp, I don't need to hear more about yours and Omni's love affair. I heard enough in Springfield, thanks. :)

[struuter]

soulsling,
Besides your dedication to the pursuit of self-knowledge and understanding...and those rippling abs, what else is there?
Can you rub your tummy and pat your head at the same time? I'd like to see that.
struuter

[soulsling]

no struuter, but i know and can perform the entire cunnilingus section of the Kama Sutra. :p

[Falcon]

Oh. My. God.


You're on MY list, soulsling!!!!

[Silo]

no struuter, but i know and can perform the entire cunnilingus section of the Kama Sutra.

Well I wrote the book! :P> :D

Heheh, but I am one of the few (currently) single/highly romatic guys left roaming the planet. (ooops! I said too much)

:p

[Silo]

grrrr! Change romatic to romantic. grrrr!

[soulsling]

quit while your ahead Silo :)

just show the ladies your tounge, s'all they need. :D

[tiggeril]

I guess it's about time I threw my 3 cents in... so, in NO particular order...

Daniel
Monster
Wally (c'mon... why not?)

[Scotticher]

scotti: because she REALLY knows how to enjoy a backrub...


Well, Daniel-

I can't believe I missed this thread until now! My only excuse is that I was still napping-I always like a nice nap after a marvelous backrub. Do you make housecalls? To different time zones?

I am so flattered that you include me in such illustrious company-Diane, purplebear and tigger and lil' ole me?

Thanks for the mention!

Scotti

[Shirley Ujest]

Over 2000 posts ....not even a murmur of "Yeah, shirley, She rocks."

Ok, so I don't rock. Its more like a pebble.

Whatza gal gotta do to be in a popularity contest around here? Change her username to " I.Swallow"


:::pout:::::

[Scotticher]

These six people are people with whom I've exchanged...e-mails (what did you think I was going to say?). Four of them have been mentioned in this thread (one of them has been mentioned in this post--about nine times). As to the two others, they're married (Coincidence? you be the judge), so I shouldn't mention their names. So I won't. But let me say that Mr. Grace and Mr. Tatertot are very fortunate individuals. ;)



Well, DRY, I am going to be so vain as to assume that you include me on your list. (MAJOR blushing going on)

Many thanks, I enjoy your emails, too.

I don't know if I am much for laminated lists, I have always thought a girl should keep her options open.

However;

DRY because he has a kind and loving heart (and where else can I find anyone willing to discuss Shakespeare and the War of the Roses with me? Much less debate the Richard III question-even if he is MUCH too objective)

Danielinthewolvesden because he just "rubs me the right way" so to speak-and also because I recently found out he agrees with me about Richard III. I'd post the link, but unfortunately I haven't figured out how.

Monster104 because he was willing to throw pies at the village gossips for me (that's really what I meant, Monster, honest!) Again, sorry no link. (I'm starting to feel stupid, here)

dropzone and chef troy because early on in my short career on this board they were nice to me and encouraged me to continue. I'd probably be gone by now if it weren't for them. This is true of DRY and Daniel, too.

Special mention to Wally, who was kind enough to give me a second chance when I whined. (I HATE when I'm whiny!)

Scotti

[Falcon]

SILO! Look back at page one! You're on my list!!!!

Hmpf. I *swear* I'm invisible around here sometimes.

[Falcon]

I have two additions to my list:

Jophiel: Because me made me Queen of Chat
Pricciar - he's DAMN cute, and funny, and I've thought so ever since he first ICQ'd me.

[vanilla]

humpf! no one's mentioned ME...
Well, Falcon, youre on MY list!:)

[Falcon]

Thanks vanilla.....I think.......

One more addition to mine: (I think I'm up to 10 now, but WHO CARES!)

Tengu: because he's sweet, and lets me tease him in chat. ;)

[Silo]

Yay! I made someones list.

[loud mouthed mime]

Can a pseudo-newcomer join in this? I say pseudo because I have actually been around here reading posts for quite a while, but didn't want to start posting until I felt I could fit in with proper SDMB etiquette, etc. Since I just began posting today, I'm quite sure I won't appear on anyone else's lists... but I could come up with a quick list. Keeping in mind this is only based on reading posts and not on actual interaction with anyone..

oh, and in no particular order, of course,

mega the roo... her website is cool, and she's so cute.
swimming riddles... i always try to read her posts.
falcon, shayna, and purplebear... i put them together just because they are all together in one of the current threads on MPISM's that I am finding hilarious.

Seeing as how I don't really know any of the SDMB ladies yet, however.. I could be persuaded to change my list...

[mega the roo]

Woo hoo! Another point for Megan!!

Thanks my new favourite newbie!

[matt_mcl]

Goboy: 3. Matt_Mcl-Smart and cute

*severe blush*

I note that Esprix is at the top of your list, too... Tell me, do you live close to either Montreal or Philadelphia? I'm getting an idea involving the number three.

[loud mouthed mime]

Woo hoo! Another point for Megan!!

Thanks my new favourite newbie!


New favourite newbie?!!? I've never been anybody's new favourite nothing before! <<insert winky faced smilie that Chief and Uncle Beer despise>>

And just for the sake of flirting a little bit (harmlessly) you know I didn't really mean it when I said "in no particular order"... right? HA!

[dpr]

I really don't like anyone here, so my list would be written on toilet paper. This is quite a hostile place for me.

[DRY]

DRY, in my perverted mind, I combined these two pieces of knowledge. Aha being bald, and YET blowdrying his hair. Some hair. Not on his head.

Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... That is once mental image I want to get out of my head RIGHT NOW.


Sorry about that, Chief.

I guess I didn't have to picture aha blowing...blowdrying the hair...well, you get the idea..because since I don't know what he looks like, I've tried to guess his appearance by the tenor of his posts. Hmm. If you had to come up with the tenor of aha's posts, what's a common theme.

Sucking up.

What sucks up?

I leave the rest as an exercise for the reader.

But it's hard to imagine a leech holding a gun to a poor puppy dog's head.

[DRY]

These six people are people with whom I've exchanged...e-mails (what did you think I was going to say?). Four of them have been mentioned in this thread (one of them has been mentioned in this post--about nine times). As to the two others, they're married (Coincidence? you be the judge), so I shouldn't mention their names. So I won't. But let me say that Mr. Grace and Mr. Tatertot are very fortunate individuals. ;)



Well, DRY, I am going to be so vain as to assume that you include me on your list. (MAJOR blushing going on)

Many thanks, I enjoy your emails, too.


I mention "six people" in the above referenced post. (Scotti, you're only NOW noticing it?) I list six ladies in my sig. You make the call.

Actually, I'd like to add a seventh, Medea's Child (lessee if she notices quicker than Scotti did).

Why? Because she's tall, blonde (!), 19 years old (!!), likes older men (!!!) and is a nymphomaniac (!!!!)

OK. So I made one of those up.


I don't know if I am much for laminated lists, I have always thought a girl should keep her options open.

However;

DRY because he has a kind and loving heart (and where else can I find anyone willing to discuss Shakespeare and the War of the Roses with me? Much less debate the Richard III question-even if he is MUCH too objective)

Oh, I lose my objectivity around pretty ladies. You just haven't met me in person. ;)

Of course, if you had, the "kind and loving heart" would probably be put to lie....:(

[Monster104]

Well, as it is right now, my list is:

1. Tiggeril
2. Shayna
3. ssskuggiii
4. Falcon
5. Scotti

And, if I have her permission, I would like to add mega to my list. Your website is awesome!

[struuter]

*I am NEVER around when I need to be*
As for that Kama Sutra remark...I guess the mysteries of the East are nothing to be scoffed at. I am, indeed, impressed. Although I have tried to keep from making any lists, I must say...by the time this thing is done I think most of us will have a shorter list of those NOT on our laminated list.

[SwimmingRiddles]

Yea, loud mouthed mime! Not only are you my new favorite newbie, but you have my new favorite screen name. Bravo, my friend!

[loud mouthed mime]

Yea, loud mouthed mime! Not only are you my new favorite newbie, but you have my new favorite screen name. Bravo, my friend!


Oh my! Now I'm TWO lovely ladies' new favorite newbie! AND somebody's new favorite screen name! I am blushing! Things like that could really go to a fella's head if he didn't know how quickly such things can change around here! HA!

Thanks to you too Swimming Riddles... I won't presume that I can call you "Swiddles" (which, btw, I think is a pretty adorable nickname) until I get specific permission from you.

Boy.. what a way to start the morning.. seeing something like this from Swimming Riddles...

[SwimmingRiddles]

Feel free to use the Swiddles name. I can't take credit for it, if memory serves, that was the work of one UncleBeer. I think. Or Ike. Some smart, clever guy whose screen name starts with a U. Good to have you aboard!

[dpr]

*sigh* A cute accent that's a novelty to most Americans and I've only made one list? (love you too pb)

Geez.. what does a guy have to do? I'll have to hang out in chat more perhaps. *strokes damaged ego*

No wait, it must be because of the damn troll. Yeah that's it.

Really.


As for my list, there's only one certain starter so far and no it's not because she put me on hers - it's because she's great and a genuine person (and fun). I'm trying to play by the rules which only leaves me with four more and believe me there's at least seven very desirable SDMB women deserving lamination in recognition of my interest. I'll return to announce the finalists shortly.


Oh unrequited cyber-passion is so draining....

[magdalene]

1) Alphagene
2) Coldfire
3) Drop Zone
4) neurro-trash-grrl (just to try out the other team)
5) Sailor (cause he sort of asked)

[Esprix]

goboy wrote:

1. Esprix-I'd turn Asian just for one night with him

{BLUSHES FURIOUSLY} Oh, go on! :o

matt_mcl wrote:

I note that Esprix is at the top of your list, too... Tell me, do you live close to either Montreal or Philadelphia? I'm getting an idea involving the number three.

Three peas in a pod? Three bean salad? Three licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop? :D

Esprix

[Eutychus]

Well, this is the second "crush" list that I somehow haven't made the cut to be listed on. Guess it's true that no one really likes me ...

... or ever IMs me ...

... or ever e-mails me unless they want me to delete a thread.

Ah, crap, I give up.

[vanilla]

snark
falcon
eutychus55..

[iampunha]

I forget who, but they said:

"Actually, I'd like to add a seventh, Medea's Child (lessee if she notices quicker than Scotti did).

Why? Because she's tall, blonde (!), 19 years old (!!), likes older men (!!!) and is a nymphomaniac (!!!!)"

She likes older men? DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!!! Well, that hasn't stopped her yet with me, at least, so I keep hoping.

BTW she is not a nympho. I would have found out as much already if she were.

Updated list (in order of the likelihood I have a chance with them):

1. Medea's Child
2. ssskuggiii
3. hyprgrl567
4. tiggeril
5. Falcon
*. Brunetter . . . Hell, I know she's married, but it's an OPEN marriage! As in, her husband doesn't mind who she . . . yeah.

BTW, I will add that I make this list not knowing many people on the SDMB who are A. female and B. not on this list.

[Milossarian]

Maybe by page five ...

[Medea's Child]

Paddy darling, I told you it was odd that I felt I couldn't discuss sex with you! We do have to talk.

Dry, sorry it took me forever to get over here.

I'll even consider adding you back, but my list is hardly laminated as of yet. More research to be done in this wonderful world here at SDMB.

hugs!

[Medea's Child]

Oh, the age one is the lie. I'm 19 on 3 July. Just thought I should, you know, share.

And I'm going to be alone! blessedly and boringly alone on my birthday. Which means I'll be here, posting to every thread made in the last month.

[Mr. Cynical]

Don't think you're alone in THAT respect, sigh.

[Sassy]

:(

[DRY]

I forget who, but they said:

"Actually, I'd like to add a seventh, Medea's Child (lessee if she notices quicker than Scotti did).

Why? Because she's tall, blonde (!), 19 years old (!!), likes older men (!!!) and is a nymphomaniac (!!!!)"

She likes older men? DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!!! Well, that hasn't stopped her yet with me, at least, so I keep hoping.

BTW she is not a nympho. I would have found out as much already if she were.


How can you forget who said that, ya dweeb!

Not that I'm taking it personally--but you'd better damn well believe that if I hear that someone on this board is

--Young
--Blonde
--A nymphomaniac
--Likes older men

I'll commit to long term memory:

--who is the subject of that remark
--who said it
--in which thread
--the time they said it
--the credibility of this person
--whether I've flirted with the subject

If you aren't going to bother doing that, then you DON'T DESERVE the goddess in question even giving you the time of day!

[Milossarian]

I'd have to put Michi at the top of my list, because, as she so naughtily pointed out in the "Things that turn you on" thread, she is pretty much exactly my type. And she's also funny and sweet.

I also find TVeblen's intelligence and demeanor attractive.

Aw, hell. Any of the regular female contributors here would get huge brownie points from me. Intelligence and wit ... yummy ...

[DRY]

Dry, sorry it took me forever to get over here.

I'll even consider adding you back, but my list is hardly laminated as of yet. More research to be done in this wonderful world here at SDMB.

hugs!


What?? I add you to my list on faith and search all your posts so I know what kind things to say about you, and you'll CONSIDER adding me to your list?? I mean, how many others here took the time to have you checked out like I did? Who else flirts with you at 500 in the morning your time?

Why ever did I put you on my list, anyway?? It's not like I'm short on possible candidates!!

Oh, yeah..it was the picture you sent me.

::recovering::

Uh, guys, she looks like a truck driver's worst nightmare. I couldn't even tell what species she was. Nothing to see here! :D

[JBurton99]

I'm going to reserve judgement until a later date. Haven't been here long enough to get a feel for the ladies. Feel?!? hmm never mind. :D

[Hamadryad]

Ack. Server belched when I tried to post this before, so here we go again.

I didn't have a list, and I wasn't going to make a list, but I was told I had to make a list, so Jophiel's on mine, because he told me to make one, and informed me that he should be on it. Okay, then; there you are.

I also have to include dpr, because he gave his first ever custom sig to ME!!, and that's got to be worth something. Plus, he thinks it's cute that I say "y'all." Heh.

Wish I knew anyone else well enough to include them. Ah...in time, in time.

[soulsling]

my list is now completely empty.
it's wiped clean.
and there's no one on it.
soulsling is listless. ;)

[struuter]

soulsling,
Anybody who has the oral talents you seem to should never be listless. Just a cryin' shame, that.

[soulsling]

struuter, i don't need no stinkin' lists. all i need is a woman who appreciates my talents, and can enjoy them. ;)

[Michi]

::adds Milo to her list::

Flattery will get you everywhere! ;)

[struuter]

soulsling,
If you're as good as you say...you'll be hard pressed to find a woman who won't enjoy it. What you really need is a woman who gives as good as she gets. ;)
struuter

[soulsling]

ya got that right struuter!

[struuter]

Yup. Nothing worse than natural talent and hard work wasted on the undeserving...

I'm hoping to make it on to someone's list by the time I hit 300 posts. Maybe I can fine-tune my laminatable techniques by then.

BTW, do you have to actively practice to keep up on your 'game?' Or is it like riding a bike? ;)

[soulsling]

sorry ladies, i made a promise, and now SwimmingRiddles the most bodacious babe on the SDMB is the only woman on my list. I asked her to marry me, in this thread (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=29352).

:D i'm such a happy fella! :::tears:::

[struuter]

Wow. I guess I saw that one coming. *sighs*
Good thing I'm fickle...?

[soulsling]

funny struuter. very cute.
no practice at all, just natural talent. pick up a copy, great chapter on felatio. more suited towards the woman of course. you might have fun practicing yourself ;)

and how did you see what coming?

[struuter]

soulsling,
A whole chapter, huh? <wiggles eyebrows> Wouldn't husband love that one. Thanks for the suggestion.

I did see the sign off to the ladies coming--I'm a cheat. I caught the thread right after you proposed and she accepted. Congrats!

[Crunchy Frog]

They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. What a crock! I've been gone for more than a week, and I'm STILL not on anyone's list!

What does a guy have to do around here?

[Scotticher]

Sheesh, BratMan007-

I hereby add you to my list, just to make your day.

Actually, I do enjoy your posts, so you probably belong there.

Scotti

[purrplebear]

I have missed out on some serious shenanigans, I see! :D

punha, tell me, will you make the same bargain with me? And, will you do it without your shirt on? ;)

And I've been completely ignored in this thread by Coldy. :( But, he did wish me a happy b'day! :)

I've asked Daniel 2 questions now, still waiting for an answer..........*sigh* shows how I really rate, doesn't it?

Did you happen to notice, soulsling, that you made my list long before you mentioned your ::drool:: talent? <btw, do you give demos?> :p

Silo: if you wrote the book: PROVE IT! ;)

loud mouthed mime: :o Why, thank you very much. I'm still getting to know you too, like what I've seen so far.

Welcome, dpr, anytime. Especially after that intriguing tidbit you threw my way the other night on ICQ! :eek:

Euty, *AHEM* *I* sent you an e-mail, and it wasn't about you closing a thread either. You didn't even reply! Hummmph!

struuter, I gotta agree with you about soul, especially the part about finding a woman who gives as good as she gets.

Bratster: *AHEM* Go back and re-read the first page. I know what you mean, Falcon, about being invisible. :(

Now, update: if I could add to my list, in no particular order:

Mr Cynical
Milo
Mully
Paddy no Shirt
JBurton
SouthernStyle
Davewoo
The Nerd

And, since I'm no doubt in enough trouble already, no comments as to why I've added these gentlemen. ;)

[purrplebear]

Oops! I forgot to add Seale again! *Sigh* I just love the song you wrote for me. But, I don't want to antagonize Shanin. She's too sweet. :p

[iampunha]

Medea's Child sure as hell said:


<<randy, evil grin!>
Paddy darling, I told you it was odd that I felt I couldn't discuss sex with you! We do have to talk.>

Yes I know . . . good thing you get free long-distance this wkd. Call me at some point. If I don't respond I'm not home.

<Oh, the age one is the lie. I'm 19 on 3 July. Just thought I should, you know, share.>

Yup, I know. We're planning a party - wait, no, nothing! THERE WILL NOT BE ANYTHING ON THE BOARD THAT DAY! WE'RE ALL TAKING A VACATION.

<And I'm going to be alone! blessedly and boringly alone on my birthday. Which means I'll be here, posting to every thread made in the last month.>

I'll be home. We'll talk :)
<runs off to write extremely flirtacious email to Kathryn>

[Medea's Child]

Okay, Dry, I'll add you! I hereby officially add Dry to my almost laminated list. (Happy?) even after the truckers nightmare comment.

'punha, get home!

[tiggeril]

I have some additions to my list:

iampunha for being the first person to IM me... even though my mike has YET to function, and
Milossarian, for his excellent booty-shaking in the Pit

[Danielinthewolvesden]

Purplebear: I'm sorry, I didn't hear your questions, I still had that massage oil in my ears. Answers:1. You can help me get any fluid out of any orifice, any time. ;) 2. Last long "dry spell" was from about 1992 to 1995, got lots of dates, sex no prob, but not one intelligent conversation in the lot.

[evilbeth]

Milo, you know you are always on all my lists!

[JBurton99]

Holy bejesus, i made purplebear's list?!?! How the heck did that happen??? Not like i care how it happened, just tickled to death i made a list!!! WOO HOO :D

Oh and thanks for the cookie over in the other thread PB. ;)

[DRY]

Okay, Dry, I'll add you! I hereby officially add Dry to my almost laminated list. (Happy?) even after the truckers nightmare comment.


Very happy! Absolutely delighted. Especially since the people I've listed, if they've participated in this thread at all, have listed me. You hadn't.

Oh, and as to the trucker's nightmare comment, just trying to thin out the competition. Oh, and if and when you call ME on the phone, I don't intend to talk about sex. I'm old enough to be your dad (GROAN).

Well, almost.

[purrplebear]

Daniel, any orifice? Sounds very promising to me! ;) And, from '92-95 I was living in San Antonio, Tx. <Like I am again now.> You were just hanging out with the wrong people!

<btw, email me, got a query for you, if you don't mind>


JBurton, you're quite welcome for the cookie. Anytime. :)
As to how you made my list: ain't tellin'. Yet. :p

DRY, you were on my list in my mind, sorry it didn't make it to my fingers while they were typing. Thanks for all your support in my weight-loss thread. :)

[Medea's Child]

Dry, I'm glad I could make you happy and round out your average.

As for sex on the phone, agreed. It is only a part of who I am and I'm just not going to deny it. And more than I am going to deny dancing in the rain or playing with my doll. You are not quite old enough to be my dad. Don't worry baout it.

[iampunha]

<punha, tell me, will you make the same bargain with me? And, will you do it without your shirt on?>

Email me and we'll discuss this in private. I'd like to figure out exactly what this entails, as I did with Falcon.

As for the shirt being off . . . again, we'll talk. I'm still betting a lot of you are going to be disappointed at my first dopefest. I wear baggy shirts.

<Mr Cynical
Milo
Mully
Paddy no Shirt
other random names . . . >

You know what they say, fellows. Always save the best for the middle.

[Kamino Neko]

Well...I can only think of two...

Falcon and Talera.

Well...I guess if we're not gonna take sexual preference into account, neuro-trash grrl...

[soulsling]

wow, leave for a camping trip for one weekend and life actually goes on without me... :D
thanks purplebear, yes, i noticed you had me on your list, but your'e married, and i can't even pretend in that case, because i'm just that type of guy that way.

struuter, the chapter's short, yet it's more like a sextion then a chapter.... ooops, i meant section. hehe.
dirty mind. good luck. :)

i can't give demos, they usually cause this problem where the woman i've given a demo too decides to suddenly become my girlfriend somehow, and things just go all wrong from there, especially since i actually want to meet someone and settle down, have a family. Just aint gonna happen if i give out demos. ;)

i recommend the reading to all men, it may greatly improve their nitelife, add a little spice to it you might say.
later all.

~soul

[Homer]

::sigh:: whatever. bastards.

If anyone cares, my list consists of:


Mega the roo


--Tim

[FreakFreely]

I didn't make it onto anybody's list?! What am I, chopped troll?!

[DRY]

I didn't make it onto anybody's list?! What am I, chopped troll?!


Advice to FreakFreely:

NEVER ask a question that you don't really want the answer to!
:p

[TroubleAgain]

Well, I've only got DRY on my list so far...still working on it. I could add Bratman...(how 'bout it, Brat? wanna be on my list?) I'm kinda partial to SouthernStyle, but don't know how he'd feel about that....

And so far, I'm not on anyone's list. :(

Being married isn't a deterrent, is it?

[Danielinthewolvesden]

No, remember the "laminated list" is for those you have the hots for, but never expect to really score with.

[DRY]

Well, I've only got DRY on my list so far


ONLY?? You don't need any more!

Well, pending the spanking, you're about to make mine.

Though my list is starting to get crowded--I need the "10 name special exemption" for being the IMHO male slut:

I TOLD YOU WOMEN THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE VOTED FOR ME!!!!
:mad:

[DRY]

No, remember the "laminated list" is for those you have the hots for, but never expect to really score with.


WHAT?? OH, MY GOD!!! :eek:

[Danielinthewolvesden]

Well, maybe not in YOUR case, Dry. :D

And what happened to you in our "duel"? I have no problems with you dropping out, it was a lot of work, but no goodbye?

[TroubleAgain]

ONLY?? You don't need any more!

Well, pending the spanking, you're about to make mine.

Though my list is starting to get crowded--I need the "10 name special exemption" for being the IMHO male slut:

I TOLD YOU WOMEN THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE VOTED FOR ME!!!!
:mad:


I didn't mean ONLY in a derogatory sense, DRY, just that it seemed to be expected to have at least 5....You'll always be my first.... :o

[DRY]

ONLY?? You don't need any more!

Well, pending the spanking, you're about to make mine.

Though my list is starting to get crowded--I need the "10 name special exemption" for being the IMHO male slut:

I TOLD YOU WOMEN THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE VOTED FOR ME!!!!
:mad:


I didn't mean ONLY in a derogatory sense, DRY, just that it seemed to be expected to have at least 5....You'll always be my first.... :o


"Can one desire too much of a good thing?" :D
--As You Like It, Act 4, scene i

Oh, you know just the right words. ;)
Let's go flirt in the pit again, huh?

[Lux Fiat]

::wanders in, looks around::
Hm...making 2.08 posts per day, while it is the path to true enlightenment, doesn't seem to be gettin' the job done where it counts. I shall have to retire to the Batcave and think upon this.
::hitches up utility belt and moseys off::

[Crunchy Frog]

Originally posted by purplebear
Bratster: *AHEM* Go back and re-read the first page. I know what you mean, Falcon, about being invisible. :(
[/B]

Yes, purplebear, I saw that I made your list, but it's not very confidence-building to see I'm #6 on a list of 5. So I'm like first-runner up if one of the other guys on the list dies or is incapable of fulfilling his duties as a laminee? ;)

If we're not going by the 5 name limit, than I'd like to offically add struuter to my list, since she belongs there anyway, and was only bumped because she seemed so in demand in the other threads I thought for sure she'd be all over the place here.

[Talkinsquirrel]

Fiiiiiiiiine I see how it is. Girls have cooties anyways. So Nah! :p

::Sits in a corner::

[kellibelli]

I have a list:

Frankie
NuvoDada
Cheif Scott
Woodthrush
Chef Troy
FreekFreely
Mullinator
JohnLarrigan
Sealemon
iampunha
Coldfire
MadPoet
Krispy Original
Dan P Bostaph
Surgoshan
Odieman

[kellibelli]

How could I forget weirddave???

Baby, you make me dizzy!!

[iampunha]

Kellibelli, did you go and find every straight, single man on this MB and some who are neither?

Waiting for someone to list Boo Boo on their laminated list, and it sure as hell isn't going to be me.

[Chef Troy]

First of all, I am devastated that I didn't make the cut on Falcon's list. After all the things she said that night in Budapest when the secret police were closing in...

Given my nature as a bisexual, I need more than one list. So here goes:

Men:
1. Sqrlcub
2. Satan (the gay one, I mean, from the alternate universe)
3. MattMCL(sp?)
4. Doobieous
5. Harrison Ford (hey, he MIGHT be on the SDMB):)

Women:
1. Falcon
2. Eve
3. pepperlandgirl
4. Kellibelli
5. Ayesha

And a special list for couples:
1. Commander Fortune and Bill the Galactic Hero
2. Democritus and Psycat

[kellibelli]

I havnt had sex in a long time...

I need a long list.

[JBurton99]

OOOHHHHH Come on PB!! You gotta tell me... Please please please... :D

[Danielinthewolvesden]

Amazing, I have started quite a few threads, some with very controversial, thought provoking ideas, but this has been my most successful so far, by a long shot. I guess "give the public what they want", and they want to flirt & see their name. Fair, enuf, I do too, I guess. Well, thanks for posting, folks, and I hope you all enjoyed it. I know i did! ;) :D

[Mr. Cynical]

Originally posted by Poysyn
So this is what happens when I check in periodically and don't really say anything important, I get ignored. *sigh* At least I got to laugh a little, cry a little and let my poor heart break a little.

Psst. You're on the list. HIGH on the list! Va-va voom! Pity I don't know you better, I'd feel much more justified :o)

[APB9999]

I'm infatuated with Eve. (I even started a thread on this very topic.)

[Geek Mecha]

Oh goody! Mr. Cynical, thanks for getting this thread started up again. I didn't get to post to it the first time around.

My list:

1. DRY
2. Chef Troy
3. xizor
4. Myrr21

I'll put my 5th spot up for auction. Any takers? :D

[Myrr21]

Originally posted by AudreyK
Oh goody! Mr. Cynical, thanks for getting this thread started up again. I didn't get to post to it the first time around.

My list:

1. DRY
2. Chef Troy
3. xizor
4. Myrr21

I'll put my 5th spot up for auction. Any takers? :D
Damn, only number 4? I think it's time to do some creative assassinations...errr....ahem...I didn't say that out loud, did I? Nope, nothin to see here. Move along... :D

[Pink]

I keep my list unlaminated. You saw what happened to Chandler. What if I run into #11?

[Nika]

It is amazing what you miss when you are away for a bit!

My list is:

PIZZLE BOY (because he is just awesome)
Bratman007,even though he forgot all about little me :(
Chief (who probably doesn't know I am alive...back to grade four for me
chef Troy, he is just a cutie.

I would like to comment that any man that doesn't have Ayesha, Shayna and PurpleBear on their lists is just insane!!

[xizor]

Originally posted by AudreyK
3. xizor


Wow, AudreyK, I don't think I've ever been on anybody's any kind of list ever. I feel so honored. Just for that, here is my list:

1. AudreyK
2. AudreyK
3. AudreyK
4. AudreyK
5. AudreyK
6. AudreyK
7. AudreyK
8. AudreyK
9. AudreyK
10. Swimming Riddles

[Poysyn]

One of the most attractive things in a man is a willingness to take a chance on an unknown.


Mr.Cynical, so far you ARE my list.

[Mr. Cynical]

Well, I hope that honesty and accountability count as well as courage does. I kinda saw a pic last night, just before I posted that :)

Please forgive me? :o

[Poysyn]

Anyone else, death by firing squad, I'd forgive you anything :)

[Geek Mecha]

Myrr, don't do that! There are other ways to elevate your status... *wink*


and xizor, thank you!! I never thought I'd be 90% of someone's list! And among good company, judging from the compliments Swiddles has gotten.

[Silver Fire]

My feelings are hurt ::sob:: because no one mentioned me. ::sob:: Anyway, here's my list so far.

GaWd
Mr. Cynical
Surgoshan
Freakly

[Mr. Cynical]

For goodness' sake, Silver Fire, look at your own sig :D

[Myrr21]

Originally posted by AudreyK
Myrr, don't do that! There are other ways to elevate your status... *wink*
Oh, geez, you see...sorry...it's all that mad-scientisting I've been doing lately. The only real way to move up is to off your superior. After a while, it sorta becomes habit :)

On the other hand, I think you're 100% of my list. It might be down some, but I've seen the pics of pepperlandgirl's BF--damn he looks big...

[Danielinthewolvesden]

Originally posted by AudreyK

I'll put my 5th spot up for auction. Any takers? :D [/B]
And who better than the charming, suave & witty fellow who STARTED this thread? ;)


Nice shovel work, Mr.C. :D

[Mr. Cynical]

Thanks, Daniel! All those Harlequin books my mom used to read paid off, I reckon.

[xizor]

Originally posted by AudreyK
and xizor, thank you!! I never thought I'd be 90% of someone's list! And among good company, judging from the compliments Swiddles has gotten.

No thank you Audrey. I just checked out your web site, and from looking at your pictures, I am deeply honored to have been selected for your list.

::kow-tows and throws rose petals beneath Audrey's feet as she walks.

[Geek Mecha]

Danielinthewolvesden, the fifth spot is yours. This is a great thread you started.

xizor, 'tis a shame that no one else has named you to their list. Thanks for being such a sweetie!

[xizor]

Originally posted by AudreyK
xizor, 'tis a shame that no one else has named you to their list. Thanks for being such a sweetie!


Wow, you talking like that Audrey, and I'm gonna have to post about you in the crush thread. You are adorable.

[dpr]

Well the current list, in no particular order, is:

Girl Next Door
Ayesha
PurpleBear
Shayna
Nika
Swiddles


Oh wait there's also welfy Opal, pg, Mega, Hama, Audrey and Falcon....

Oh screw it: I write for a living not count... and I've got a lot to give.

[Baglady]

...because he was sweet enough to sign his name on my marriage certificate. Having him on my laminated list makes him permanent. Right? Heeeeee he heeeee :D

[dpr]

And Poysyn because she's Canadian and giggles.

[Lexicon]

Of course, I know that I am all your lists by default, so it's okay. No need to mention what everyone already knows, right?

Anyway, I don't *think* I left anyone out, but if I did, sorry.
Here we go...

Mr. Cynical
Chief
Coldfire
Techchick
Falocon
Phouka
Kelibelli
ChrisCTP
Shayna
Gawd
FreakFreely
NothingMan
Konrad(whatever happened to that spastic little monkey?)
SwimmingRiddles
WallyM7
TubaDiva
ValerieBlaise
EvilGhandi
Flypsyde
Doobieous
SeaDiver
Kyla (mmmmmmm, Kyla... <drool!>)
Ruffian
Athena
Byzantine
Alphagene
Milossarian
Satan
Danielinthewolvesden
Pepperlandgirl
Neuro-Trash Grrl
Louie
Mouthbreather
DrainBead
Monster104
lunasea

Anyway, those are al the people I dig.
Each of them for different reasons. Some of them think probably think I don't like them. Sometimes, you respect someone you disagree with often, and that can be kinda cool.

[Danielinthewolvesden]

Originally posted by Lexicon
Of course, I know that I am all your lists by default, so it's okay. No need to mention what everyone already knows, right?

Danielinthewolvesden
Anyway, those are al the people I dig.
Each of them for different reasons. Some of them think probably think I don't like them. Sometimes, you respect someone you disagree with often, and that can be kinda cool.



Ah, go ahead and say it, bud, they can take it here. You just dig me for the same reason I dig you- we both have such BIG.............................................>






> Dictionaries. :D


====
Thank you Audrianna, that was so sweet, what put that idea in your head, look (hastily adding yet another name) you're on mine also. ;) :D

[Geek Mecha]

Adding dpr to my list... that makes six, but I'm sure that since this thread's starter, Danielinthewolvesden, is on my list, he'll allow me an extra... :D Whaddaya say?

[Nutty Bunny]

Originally posted by dpr
Well the current list, in no particular order, is:

Girl Next Door
Ayesha
PurpleBear
Shayna
Nika
Swiddles



Do I have to have a cutesy name to make someone's list? I'm thinking of changing it anyway. Any suggestions?

[Danielinthewolvesden]

Originally posted by AudreyK
Adding dpr to my list... that makes six, but I'm sure that since this thread's starter, Danielinthewolvesden, is on my list, he'll allow me an extra... :D Whaddaya say?

I'm soooo easy for someone this charming.

[Silver Fire]

Originally posted by Mr. Cynical
For goodness' sake, Silver Fire, look at your own sig :D

And I thought about that right after I hit "Submit Reply". Glad to have been chosen by you, Mr. Cynical. :)

[Mr. Cynical]

How could I not, Silver? ;)

[Frankie]

Gee Kelli way to open the floodgates...now I'm gonna have every woman on here adding me!

My List:
1. Kelli because she is a beautiful woman and a wonderful person. (Just don't play go with her...she's evil!)

2. Michelle Anyone who can put up with her customers is fine by me (Plus, she's a hottie)

3. Swiddles. Smart and Sarcastic. Who could help thinking she's the bomb.

4. Eve. Her charm and wit, not to mention she's famous! And her pic on her book cover! <Insert wolf-whistle here>

5. Canadian Sue, Moosie, Poysyn and the rest of the Canadian Girls. FOrget california girls...Wish they all could be canadian giiirrrlllsss...

[dpr]

Wow.

I don't make Lex's top 36 Cool people.

This is worse than when People Magazine left me off their list of coolest people this year...

[Hamadryad]

dpr: Neither did I.
As a matter of fact, I've made very few lists.
Is this where I break down and cry, lamenting the fact that I have passed unnoticed across so many people's computer screens.
Someone forgot to give me a script...
LINE!!!

[Silo]

I know I'm on everyone's lists...they just don't want to admit it. ;)

[nashiitashii]

Well, I think I just might have an applicable list now...
[in no particular order:]
Iampunha
Monster104
Soulsling
Seriousart
Coldfire
Tymp
[damn you people, just go look at my crush list if you want all the results!]

Hmm, wonder if I will become the object of masturbatory fantasies somewhere...

[Falcon]

Hell, Silo.....I admitted you were on mine back on page one. Do I get a bonus? ;)

[dpr]

You made my list Hama and you're still one of my favourites to chat to on IRC (even if I have been offline for over a week at home).

No crying. We'll be strong together.


And ssskuggiii we do fantasise about you. Particularly we fantasise about pronouncing your name correctly for starters....

[Anniz]

Here’s my list,
for what it’s worth,

iampunha
Dry
soulsling
Myrr21
Juggler

[DRY]

Originally posted by Anniz
Here’s my list,
for what it’s worth,
....
Dry


Bless you, kind, kind lady! :)

You have redeemed my faith in the goodness of the fairer sex:

"The hand that hath made
you fair hath made you good"
--Measure for Measure, Act 3, scene i

And here's rooting for you to win the most stubborn person
title. ;)

ssskuggiii, I'm going to pretend that I'm not hurt about not making your list... :(

[Myrr21]

Whoohoo; I made two lists! Score!


Of course, I keep getting stuck at number 4--behind DRY no less--man I need to do something about that :)

[Green Bean]

Originally posted by Silo
I know I'm on everyone's lists...they just don't want to admit it. ;)

You're on my list. And you are the ONLY person on my list. So there.

[Silver Fire]

Okay, I've now added a fifth pick to my list. Sani, you are hereby added to my laminated list. ;)

[Nika]

Yeah!! I made two LISTS! I love you both.

Kisses all around.

[Monster104]

Oh hell yeah, two more lists for me!

Lexicon - I didn't even know you noticed me on these boards...

ssskuggiii - Did you sneeze typing your name? :D

Oh, and ladies...I'm single!

[Monster104]

I also have a couple additions to my list that I don't remember if I had posted in the 'Crush' thread.

-Medea's Child
-Welfy

And in some thread I made ChiefScott's list (I'll find the link eventually). Boy, am I gonna get nuked for this one or what....

[dpr]

Originally posted by Nika
Yeah!! I made two LISTS! I love you both.

Kisses all around.

Love you too.

More kisses all round.

[Ukulele Ike]

I can only assume that everyone here has trouble spelling "Ukulele."

[Nika]

KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS.

Enough?

Okay, KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS

oooh, there was some depth to that last one.

[Silver Fire]

Originally posted by Ukulele Ike
I can only assume that everyone here has trouble spelling "Ukulele."

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe people just have trouble spelling Silver_Fire. :)

[Mr. Cynical]

Not the really smart, sexy and incredibly sexually talented ones. They can spell Silver Fire quite well, and have the sense to put you atop the ol' list.

[Silver Fire]

Originally posted by Mr. Cynical
Not the really smart, sexy and incredibly sexually talented ones. They can spell Silver Fire quite well, and have the sense to put you atop the ol' list.

You got that right! ;)

[dpr]

kiss kiss

KIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS

[Nika]

dpr you are now number 3 on my list. Sorry guys, but with kisses like that, I mean wow. I need a moment.

[brachyrhynchos]

Originally posted by Ukulele Ike
I can only assume that everyone here has trouble spelling "Ukulele."
I can spell the whole enchilada: Ukulele Ike.

Anyone who asks suspiciously where Dennis Price was when Alec Guiness died is on my list.

[dpr]

It's good to see I'm moving up in the world.

And all it takes is practice, practice and a goddess like Nika to appreciate it.


I'm even better at snuggling btw....

[Falcon]

You'd be on my list, dpr, but you never call anymore! :)

*smooches*

[dpr]

Well as I explained at Brat's non-party, I've only just got net access working at home again (pLt wrecked our home network and then could only partially repair it). So I'll actually be online outside of work hours again.

[Nika]

Originally posted by dpr

I'm even better at snuggling btw....

There is a time and place for that. But first I think I need some more of those kisses. What comes next?

[ChrisCTP]

Wow...Lexicon likes me. I never woulda guessed.

Ukelele Ike, you darn well know I adore you! I do believe I said ages ago that you were on my list of People I Must Sleep With Before I'm Dead. :)

Then, of course, there's TennHippie/TN*Hippie, astrangefish, and Mr. Cynical. And Sani, if he weren't such a young'n. And Cheffie. And Flyp! I love Flyp, and everyone else who was at Spiffled (except that bitch waitress). And Demo and Psykitty and Doob and Pricciar and and and...

I need to lie down.