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JohnDM
10-25-2004, 08:17 AM
Having my first thread closed down, I will try a different tack for those who have creative minds.

'Chandra Levy Conspiracy'

A home-video synopsis

The two former computer hackers from Modesto City, Calfornia, arrange to meet after drifting apart for a few years. Ben, an unmarried thirty year old had recently returned home after some five years working as a financial anaylst in Washington D.C. Will, the same age and now divorced, had asked and got his management consultancy in San Francisco to transfer him to their office in his home town of Modesto City (some 2-3 hours drive from the Golden Gate Bridge). Meeting in a Starbucks in the June of 2002 they talk about how they miss the buzz of life they once had and agree to use their not yet forgotten skills once again. Eventually they agree to investigate an unsolved crime, the murder of the attractive young lawyer Chandra Levy, who lived near to Modesto City, a murder the whole city was still talking about after her skull and bones were found in the previous month on May 22nd by a man walking his dog in a densely wooded part of Washington D.C.’s Rock Creek Park. Ben often cycled through Rock Creek Park on his way to his office, and mentioned to Will that Rock Creek Park, is said to be an area shaped like a goat's head and said to represent the head of Baphomet, the Masonic goat-god.

Will mentioned that Modesto’s slogan, “Water Wealth Contentment Health” should have been the original winning slogan which was, “Nobody's got Modesto's goat.”

They discuss the ongoing murder investigation that has no suspects (other than the congressman Gary Condit, a very close friend of Chandra Levy). They also chat about how the US Government is seen to be involved, and so is the Oklahoma bomber, Timothy MacVeigh.

Will picks up a copy of the local newspaper from the Starbuck rack and they both read the article, “Chandra Levy was born April 14th 1977 and probably died aged 24 years at about 1pm May 1st 2001. She was an intern who worked at the Federal Bureau of Prisons in Washington D.C. and disappeared after having an affair with congressman Gary Condit. On May 1st 2001 police said Chandra Levy is missing and then controversy surrounded her disappearance which was a main topic of American news headlines and contributed to Condit not being re-elected. Her parents, Dr. Robert and Susan Levy of Ceres, Modesto, California, held news conferences in an attempt to find their daughter. Congressman Gary Condit, who is married and represented Levy's hometown, at first denied a relationship with Levy, but later recanted this denial.” (The home town of Chandra Ann Levy is Ceres, and has a population some 35,000 people, a town close to Modesto City, a city with a population of 189,000).

Ben and Will decide to renew their membership with the Modesto PC User's Club (founded in 1982, the MPCUC provides an opportunity for users of computers to meet and share information, expertise and ideas on the subject of computers). They decide to use an unusual technique of ‘common symbol numerology’ as the basis for their murder investigation. Using his laptop computer in Starbucks, Ben read aloud to Will from the ‘Alchemy of Numbers’ website he opened up, “Now my philosophy of number references, what I call the ‘Alchemy of Numbers’ is for me a fascinating area that needs continuous and ongoing examination. The weaving of numbers into and out of other numbers is a truism that does not lend itself easily to words; for numbers are labels that can be hidden easily behind other numbers before being seen. And sometimes there is a kind of magical happening within a calculation of mixed up numbers that does amaze me, and so it does seem that there is a real ‘Alchemy of Numbers’ out there.” Then, after Will mentions that Goat Rock beach is in Sonoma county, (north of San Francisco) and in Sonoma county is the so called ‘Bohemian Grove’ of some 2,500 acres, the meeting place of the American Elite. So they decide to research into the Washington D.C. ‘goat’ and discover a link with the ‘Bohemian Grove’ and it’s own god called ‘Moloch’ a Sun-god, a god of sacrifice by fire.

So Ben and Will agree to begin by considering number references related to time, weight and measurement alongside those found using the standard values for letters in the Greek and Hebrew at A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4, E=5, F=6, G=7, H=8, I=9, J=10, K=20, L=30, M=40, N=50, O=60, P=70, Q=80, R=90, S=100, T=200, U=300, V=400, W=500, X=600, Y=700, Z=800. So they begin their research using common symbol numbers, such as the ‘GOAT’ with a letter value at 277 and a gestation period of 152 days are keyed into their home-made computer program.

After a few days Ben tells Will that he thinks his own research into the death of Chandra Levy is attracting special attention via his own computer. They agree to set up various ‘protection’ systems to stop their own computer identification and location. But Ben and Will don’t yet know that Ben is under visual surveillance as their investigation opens up a whole can of Californian ‘Elitist’ worms of intrigues and conspiracies that wriggle from the under the shadows of the Redwoods of Sonoma county, California to the lime-light of the Washington Monument, Washington D.C.

Ben and Will consider the profound seriousness of April 19th 1878 the day and year they calculate was the ‘foundation day’ for the ‘Bohemian Grove’ club by the San Francisco businessmen who took it over from the journalists who had set it up six years earlier in 1872. There is no evidence that April 19th was the day, but April 19th is ‘Patriot's Day’ for all Americans, because on the date of April 19th 1775 came the ‘Shot heard 'round the world’, thanks to Paul Reveres famous ride on April 18th. So April 19th 1775, was the demarcation point between ‘troubles in the colonies’ and the American Revolution, a day when the colonial militias defied orders to surrender their guns and then they routed King George's redcoats. The British army lost 273 men that day in Boston and the Americans lost 95 men. (Also April 19th 1775 was 489 days after the ‘Boston Tea Party’ on December 16th 1773).

The 19th day of April, is day 108 of the year is related to ‘Lucifer, the Light Bearer’. And for Jews, April 19th 1943 is the day NAZI storm troopers surrounded the Warsaw Ghetto. And April 19th 1993 was the day of the ‘Waco Massacre’ the day a Branch Davidian religious group in Waco, Texas, was besieged by US federal paramilitary forces causing the deaths of 76 Branch Davidians, including two unborn children. And April 19th 1995 was a horrific day for the people of Oklahoma City, the day that 168 people died in the bombing of the Murrah Federal Building.

The Bohemian Grove is the site of a two week retreat every July as well as other smaller get-togethers throughout the year. At these retreats, the male only members and visitors are said to perform in pagan rituals including the ‘Cremation of Care’, in which the members wearing red hooded robes, cremate a coffin effigy of ‘Dull Care’ at the base of a 40 foot owl altar. The gathering serves as an informational clearing house for the Elite, good or bad. The most powerful men in the country do their ‘networking’ here, despite the Grove’s motto “weaving spiders come not here” (don’t do business in the Grove). At these gatherings men representing the government, military-industrial, and financial sectors meet and make major policy decisions. The Manhattan project, which produced the first atomic bombs, was conceived at the Grove in 1942. Other decisions made at the Grove include who our presidential candidates will be. There are speeches, known as ‘Lakeside Talks’, wherein high-ranking officials disseminate information not available to outsiders.

The ‘Bad Guys’ are now intent on killing Ben and Will and so the two go on the run yet keep posting the ongoing results of their investigations on many different Internet websites. Ben and Will are now celebrities of the world-wide-web calling themselves jokingly ‘NIB’ the anagram of ‘Number Investigation Bureau’.

The movie ends with a cabal of extreme Elitists charged with sedition, the offence to incite others to commit the treason, or, incite others to engage in violent public disorder that would seriously endanger the stability of the United States of America.

End of synopsis for the 'Chandra Levy Conspiracy'.

OK, I won't now got to the tedious bit where numbers are thrown at the reader to explain how the Ben and Will gather in the circumstantial evidence against the ‘Moloch Elitists’.

The question: "Is someone counting everything down to prove a principle?"

vanilla
10-25-2004, 08:38 AM
Oh quit.
We all know the Reptilians got her.

Wendell Wagner
10-25-2004, 08:45 AM
O.K., JohnDM knows too much. Terminate him with extreme prejudice.

TellMeI'mNotCrazy
10-25-2004, 08:50 AM
It didn't occur to you to heed the advice given regarding *why* your first thread was locked down?

Early Out
10-25-2004, 08:57 AM
It's just a rounding error.

Who_me?
10-25-2004, 09:06 AM
O.K., JohnDM knows too much.

About what?


;)

Captain Amazing
10-25-2004, 09:06 AM
The question: "Is someone counting everything down to prove a principle?"

I think that it's more likely that if you're creative enough, you can play with numbers to connect any two things together.

Captain Amazing (who has 14 letters in his name. 1+4=5, and May is the fifth month. My name is also seperated into two words of 7 letters. This obviously refers to Noah's flood, in the bible, because Noah was told to take seven of every clean animal and two of every unclean animal. Now, Noah was told to do this in Genesis 7:2. Genesis being the first book of the bible, it's obvious to anyone who thinks about it that this refers to the year 1702. Now, what happened in May 1702? The beginning of the War of the Spanish Succession. And we all know what that led to.)

Early Out
10-25-2004, 09:09 AM
My god, it's catching! Run!!!!

Rufus Xavier
10-25-2004, 09:14 AM
Could you repeat that part about the goat again? You had my interest until you stopped mentioning the goat.

Uncommon Sense
10-25-2004, 09:44 AM
"The question: "Is someone counting everything down to prove a principle?"


This question makes about as much sents as that dead skunk I drove over on the way to work this morning.

TellMeI'mNotCrazy
10-25-2004, 09:46 AM
"The question: "Is someone counting everything down to prove a principle?"


This question makes about as much sents as that dead skunk I drove over on the way to work this morning.


Hrm, wouldn't a dead skunk make a lot of, uh, scents?

Neurotik
10-25-2004, 10:10 AM
I'm still trying to figure out how Rock Creek Park looks like a goat's head.

Who_me?
10-25-2004, 10:14 AM
I'm still trying to figure out how Rock Creek Park looks like a goat's head.

Of course it doesn't look like a normal goat's head... it looks like one that's been run over by an 18-wheeler...

Captain Amazing
10-25-2004, 10:16 AM
Well, you know, if the goat's head was vaguely rectangular and then got more narrow towards the Zoo.

TwoTrouts
10-25-2004, 10:21 AM
Regarding the OP, well now I know of someone who probably takes The DaVinci Code as literal truth! :rolleyes:

Freddy the Pig
10-25-2004, 10:23 AM
Does this have anything to do with that goat that keeps bothering the Cubs? :confused:

stpauler
10-25-2004, 10:35 AM
My conspiracy theories never work because I refuse to change goat gestation periods from metric to standard. Baaaaaaaaah.

Cisco
10-25-2004, 11:13 AM
It sounds like the OP is trying to tell us about his idea for a movie, not posit a true conspiracy theory, but I just can't make any rhyme or reason out of this:

The question: "Is someone counting everything down to prove a principle?"

kunilou
10-25-2004, 11:22 AM
The numerical value of the poster name kunilou is 102. The numerical value of the real last name for kunilou is 104. 102 is 98% of 104. Since 98.6 is the "normal temperature" of the human body, and 98 is within one signficant digit of 98.6, we can prove conclusively...

I'm sorry, what was the question?

TellMeI'mNotCrazy
10-25-2004, 11:24 AM
The numerical value of the poster name kunilou is 102. The numerical value of the real last name for kunilou is 104. 102 is 98% of 104. Since 98.6 is the "normal temperature" of the human body, and 98 is within one signficant digit of 98.6, we can prove conclusively...

I'm sorry, what was the question?


Ooh, you're givin' me the fevah!

Marley23
10-25-2004, 11:26 AM
It sounds like the OP is trying to tell us about his idea for a movie, not posit a true conspiracy theory, but I just can't make any rhyme or reason out of this:
It reads like the tagline you'd see at the end of a trailer.

Early Out
10-25-2004, 11:27 AM
It sounds like the OP is trying to tell us about his idea for a movie, not posit a true conspiracy theory, ....No, this is just garden-variety numerology nonsense. See his other thread (boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=282767).

The Chao Goes Mu
10-25-2004, 11:54 AM
One more numerology outburst from JohnDm and I'm ranting in the Pit.

Dear Mr. Conspiracy Theory Alarmist,
Please read the SDMB rules. This is General Questions, not a Tin Foil Hat Proseletzying forum. :rolleyes:


Pssst...someone quietly and carefully report him to the Illumintati Masters..he's on to our plan to Immanatize the Eschaton

zut
10-25-2004, 11:55 AM
C'mon guys, this is GQ.

Question: "Is someone counting everything down to prove a principle?"

Answer: "No."

Simple as that.